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[–]ZaFormicFish 81 points82 points ago

I tagged this guy as "Reposting Machine" not 10 minutes ago and I have seen 7 reposts. Fuck this guy.

[–]Fudumkis 16 points17 points ago

It's the first RES tag I've made and seen again! And again... and again...

[–]Hypoallergenic_Robot -1 points0 points ago

me as well, like over and over, a few of them are almost right next to each other.

[–]who_is_JG 8 points9 points ago

hahaha, this is the first time I have seen one of my tags. I also have him tagged as reposting machine

[–]Aaron1023 1 point2 points ago

I had him tagged as "Serial Reposter - Downvote Immediately." I guess this is a pretty common theme with him.

[–]lucw 1 point2 points ago

Yea really, fuck this guy!

[–]nickelbackisbad 2 points3 points ago

how do you tag people like that? I don't know things

[–]iamnotafish 2 points3 points ago

Let it be know that today OP was indeed a fagot.

[–]duffdurfman -2 points-1 points ago

EDGY

[–]4thekarma 6 points7 points ago

Yes. Let the anger flow through you.

[–]mocotazo 87 points88 points ago

Only you didn't buy it.

title comnts points age /r/
With a line like that, i just had to buy it. 291coms 1554pts 1yr funny
Cafe slogan 7coms 311pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ha_nope 12 points13 points ago

HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING THIS GUY POSTS IS A REPOST- LOOK A T HIS SUBMISSION HISTORY, AND HE HAS 90 000 COMMENT KARMA. I AM ANGRY

[–]hypnoguy1 14 points15 points ago

Mate, there are plenty of things to be mad about. This isn't one of them.

[–]free4all87 1 point2 points ago

He appears to be an angry person in general, this could normal for him...

[–]UncleRobbie 1 point2 points ago

I don't think there's any reason to ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGUY1!

[–]SwoccerFields 16 points17 points ago

He Has reposted at least 23 things in the past four hours, Eleven of which he has stolen the title from the previous submission.

[–]CheetahSauce 22 points23 points ago

Seriously, fuck you.

[–]CoogleGhrome 8 points9 points ago

Must take a lot of wit to recycle a joke from a Will Ferrell movie.

Also, OP is a fag.

[–]8-bit_d-boy 13 points14 points ago

Idiocracy is happening.

[–]RawrRity 6 points7 points ago

Funny just ain't what it used to be.

[–]Ato0theJ 5 points6 points ago

Idiocracy- it's happening.

[–]HiFiWiFiSciFi 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, but they seriously overestimated how long it would take us to become fucking retarded.

Judge thought it would take 500 years. In reality, it took about 7.

[–]gravismors 0 points1 point ago

Worked better for Tarrlytons anyways.

[–]Teahes 5 points6 points ago

Sabird1 a.k.a Reposting_Machine.

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 3 points4 points ago

Can you not go 20 minutes without reposting something, Sabird?

[–]BLVD 3 points4 points ago

Besides being a fucking repost, which it is, Where have I heard that line before

[–]blink0r 3 points4 points ago

I have this guy tagged as "loser reposter" and I've seen 5 posts in the top 100. he also has 95,000 link karma.

[–]NiggerPancakes 2 points3 points ago

I don't care enough to check, so I have tagged him as "Alleged Loser Reposter"

[–]UncleRobbie 0 points1 point ago

Short Stop is in Seattle, right next to a little nursery I like. Good coffee, nice people.

[–]Top-Comment-Bot 5 points6 points ago

This has clearly been coffeeshopped.

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[–]OffendedAtEverything 5 points6 points ago

Oh, great.

Just because I don't want coffee right now, that is the kind of language you want to use with me?

HOW DARE YOU?! Do you realize how terribly offensive this is? Delete your post immediately.

Just horrible...

[–]cudajim340 -1 points0 points ago

for your cake day

[–]audreyality -1 points0 points ago

This is out of Idiocracy. The billboard for cigarettes says "if you don't smoke ---whatever---, fuck you!"

[–]sarahdippa 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if that's what they ripped it off of but Short Stop is a coffee shop right by my house. I had a friend that worked there for years. All their shit says that.

[–]kadjar 1 point2 points ago

Fremont, Seattle?

[–]Stacular 0 points1 point ago

Howdy, neighbor!

[–]Dam_Herpond 1 point2 points ago

I have a very off sense of humour, but this is just stupid. I wouldn't buy coffee there.

[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point ago

It's time we downvote the fuck out of this guy like reddit did to that one other imposter who claimed the "army veteran cudling with his dog" pic was his.

[–]SaltFrog 0 points1 point ago

Coffee of doom?

[–]moogoesthecat 0 points1 point ago

a period but no capitalization? what is this, the internet?

[–]durpdurpdurpdurpdurp 0 points1 point ago

Dirty Repost Upboat!

[–]Connorfry -1 points0 points ago

Didnt they use the wrong "than"?

[–]ddderpa -1 points0 points ago

Than*

[–]kman2k1 1 point2 points ago

[–]pmmckee 1 point2 points ago

[–]Chamaeleon 0 points1 point ago

Ergh. You're a scumbag.

[–]Treadlong -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like reddit's gone full retard, sorry op. I thought it was funny. I guess I should go through the previous year of links and make sure something hasn't been posted already before I laugh at something.

[–]pmmckee 0 points1 point ago

You know or go on Karma Decay or not repost every hour on the hour... that would work too.

[–]Treadlong 1 point2 points ago

yeah, try as you might there's no way you come off sounding like the level headed cool guy in this by suggesting I go to a site whose sole purpose is to point out reposts on reddit.