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[–]lisabadcat 70 points71 points ago

Needs whistle tips.

[–]mrdank 35 points36 points ago

WoooWOOOOOOOOOO

[–]aztecrugger38 26 points27 points ago

Tha whistle's go woooooOOO. Sometime you got them deep sounds go Whoohhhhhhhhhohhh. Then you got the flows.

[–]OfficerBarbier 18 points19 points ago

That's only in da monin'

[–]aztecrugger38 17 points18 points ago

Haha. That's like an alarm clock, you supposed to be up makin yo self breakfast or somethin' WoooWooo.

[–]vonCam 7 points8 points ago

It's like a larm clock

FTFY

[–]Izy5 15 points16 points ago

For those who haven't experienced http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk

[–]lisabadcat 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, but that's only in the mornin'.

[–]BlatantConservative 131 points132 points ago

I saw that on Yahoo News 2 days ago... thats backwards

[–]SirSmithThe1st 115 points116 points ago

I bet the airbags are just speakers

[–]johnnyzxz 15 points16 points ago

Well, certainly a memorable way to go out.

[–]roddiy 11 points12 points ago

He's gonna go out... with a bang.

[–]Moth3r_1n_l4w 34 points35 points ago

*With a wub.

[–]armchairpessimist 31 points32 points ago

I love... gooooooooooold

[–]Csph1r3 12 points13 points ago

Yes but ish your vinky a key?

[–]broken86 90 points91 points ago

Worst vehicle for a hangover ever. Shiny as hell and loud as fuck.

[–]Sean_NH 38 points39 points ago

Obviously the owner smokes weed.

[–]FrankTD 55 points56 points ago

sells*

[–]Parno19 54 points55 points ago

Cocaine*

[–]Dapwell 16 points17 points ago

Karma points*

[–]ostermei 23 points24 points ago

Asterisk*

[–]CartmanVT 31 points32 points ago

Obelix*

[–]Poopdick_Blowjob 8 points9 points ago

*

[–]samjowett 26 points27 points ago

AND MY AXE

[–]R7ype 4 points5 points ago

Getafix

[–]andrewsmith1986 337 points338 points ago

Fuck it, whatever makes him happy.

[–]furbiesandbeans 143 points144 points ago

And it's actually pretty well done. Not my taste but can appreciate good work.

The subwoofers will sound like shit. Not enough air space for 6 in the door.

[–]mattindustries 26 points27 points ago

Good woofers won't need the space to sound good, just to produce lower frequencies. Those probably sound great in the 60-80hz range. The setup probably will still sound weird and unbalanced though.

[–]knalbtniop 13 points14 points ago

Not exactly sure why everyone thinks those are subs in the door. They're most likely mid-range speakers.

[–]SpruceCaboose 11 points12 points ago

The typical steering wheel is about 15". These speakers are about the same size and are circular. I haven't kept up with car audio in the last three-five years, but I wasn't aware they made circular, ~14" speakers for midranges. In fact, just checked, and the biggest I could find are 10". I mean, it's possible they are midrange speakers, but I wouldn't bet on it.

[–]azneinstein 2 points3 points ago

A speaker is just a driver designed for certain frequencies. You can take a "subwoofer" and have it turned into a "mid bass speaker" by limiting what frequencies goes to it.

And yes, they do make 12"-15" "mid-ranges. All those vintage full range drivers are technically midrange speakers as they normally don't go below 120 easily and can't hit above 15k. People also use full range speakers for mids all the time.

[–]CigarLover 15 points16 points ago

Same here, I think it looks awesome. Why is he a douchebag?

[–]shonuffshogun 2 points3 points ago

I want this car as a hot wheels. Or maybe that's where he got the idea?

[–]oli887 45 points46 points ago

Need a speedometer? Nah, let me put you a speaker instead.

[–]notthatshort 20 points21 points ago

I miss that show...... kinda

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 26 points27 points ago

They always had a great start of ideas, then they had to ruin each car with a particularly bad idea.

[–]just_defy 20 points21 points ago

I remember one episode they added a fishtank

[–]Monst3rr 5 points6 points ago

oh the humanity

[–]ricktencity 9 points10 points ago

It was the same sort of problem any of those home makeover shows had. They ask for 1 interest in your life and then turn the whole fucking room/car into a theme based on that 1 interest. Oh, you like pirates? Hope you like this huge fucking eye patch we put over half the windshield. Mildly interested in science? Bam! Complete meth lab in the back of your van. Kinda meh on horses but won't give us any other details? Well we sold your car and bought you a horse because that's one thing you kind of like. Deal with it!

[–]OperatorMike 7 points8 points ago

The home make over shows.. the bad ones where they redecorated the kids rooms.. The murals MY GOD THE MURALS

[–]369soldja 4 points5 points ago

Actually, in the center of the dash, above the iPad, where you see the head unit? That section can flip back and forth between the gauges and the head unit.

[–]DETRITUS_TROLL 14 points15 points ago

Disappointed that there is no gold chain steering wheel. Shameful really.

[–]AcidLuepert 13 points14 points ago

Since when is owning a blingd out car being a douchebag? I thought being a douchebag was like being mean to people. Owning a car isn't being mean to people.

[–]c00lBlkGuy 30 points31 points ago

uhh, more like Badass Level: Hot Wheels.

[–]IAmAtomato 9 points10 points ago

Beat that!™

[–]YLXV 9 points10 points ago

Actually the exterior gold looks pretty dam awesome, cant say the same about the interior though.

[–]brandonw00 65 points66 points ago

Fuck it, I think that looks pretty cool.

[–]majinjohnny 10 points11 points ago

I'd drive it. Look how fast it looks.

[–]fishsticks111 7 points8 points ago

this person's eardrums are not going to make it out alive

[–]ComputerSavvy 8 points9 points ago

That's OK, as you can see, the brain died long before the ear drums gave out.

[–]Valorale 6 points7 points ago

I hope he can hear the music okay

[–]mattybihls 13 points14 points ago

I hope he only listens to conservative AM talk radio

[–]Ironbird420 4 points5 points ago

He needs to amplify god's voice

[–]bingram 33 points34 points ago

Title Level: Le Gem

[–]aahdin 9 points10 points ago

faggot level: op

[–]Jon_G 4 points5 points ago

Is that a USF logo on the back of the headrest? Crap.

[–]techscruggs 15 points16 points ago

They owner has a hobby and did something different. Does that really make them a douchebag? Its clearly not their everyday car.

[–]lilgreenrosetta 6 points7 points ago

I'm sorry but I think this is awesome. Just LOOK at that thing! It's fucking perfect.

[–]jacob_w 3 points4 points ago

I bet there's a PS2 in the trunk.

[–]369soldja 14 points15 points ago

It does have a PS3. With shiny gold controllers to match. http://i.imgur.com/BuHtO.jpg

[–]FlatlanderMachine 1 point2 points ago

Fuck the haters, if I got that car for free I would drive it everywhere.

[–]369soldja 2 points3 points ago

Here's a video of it if anybody is interested. It's actually quite amazing in my opinion. A lot of time and ingenuity went into creating this car. http://youtu.be/QcuM0R5u0XY

[–]Justin620 1 point2 points ago

it has logos of my alma mater on the headrests, and is school colors. I love it. I'm sorry.

[–]infincedes 1 point2 points ago

You do realize its only purpose is to be entered into shows, right?

[–]Leventhall 1 point2 points ago

If anyone has a nicer car than me I call them a douche to make myself feel better

[–]Apocol0id 3 points4 points ago

His penis must be microscopic, and inverted.

[–]Obangutang 12 points13 points ago

POST LEVEL: LE LOL

[–]supadupac 4 points5 points ago

hm, makes me want a smoke and a pancake

[–]Paintballer6960 2 points3 points ago

I..I just don't...nevermind.

[–]bacitracin 0 points1 point ago

I would drive the shit outta that car.

[–]theycallmewhywhy 1 point2 points ago

you can call my dick small all you want, that looks fucking cool.

[–]zeitgeist0190 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty swag. It's the embodiment of swag. Good on him. If he likes it.

[–]GoTzMaDsKiTTLez 0 points1 point ago

Dat car....dose wheels....dose speakers...

[–]Nazathan 1 point2 points ago

I don't care what you say...This is awesome.

[–]the_word_slacks 3 points4 points ago

"I'm in so much debt!!!" -This guy

[–]mjxii 3 points4 points ago

[–]ThatGuyAlxe 2 points3 points ago

I think I counted 16 subwoofers. :l

[–]Asiansensationz 1 point2 points ago

Gold and green... wtf

[–]graduality 3 points4 points ago

USF school colors. See bull sticker on windshield and stitching on back of head rests.

[–]youshallhaveeverbeen 2 points3 points ago

Gaudy and tasteless? Hell yes. Does it automatically make that person a douche? Hell no.

[–]lilgreenrosetta 1 point2 points ago

I disagree. I think the car looks crazy awesome in a hilarious, over the top way. Good chance the owner is a douche or at the very least a drug dealer, but the car is brilliant.

[–]youshallhaveeverbeen 3 points4 points ago

That's cool. But that's another way of thinking about it. I've been to car shows and seen some of the craziest.. umm "ricers" all pimped out and ridiculous looking thinking "only a spiky-haired Asian douche would own this" Turns out, the dude that drove the car I'm thinking about wasn't spiky haired or a douche at all.

[–]username_win 1 point2 points ago

What I'm still trying to figure out is where are the inside door handles?

[–]369soldja 2 points3 points ago

There are door poppers in the center console.

[–]Vidalio 0 points1 point ago

I feel like if you played music too loudly, you and your passengers would spontaneously combust. Amiright?

[–]barton100 0 points1 point ago

Surely the car nuts and bolts would need extra help to stop them vibrating out of place, with all that vibration from the bass the car would shake its self to death.

[–]Bigsneakysnake 1 point2 points ago

St. Petersburg? I think I've seen that shop.

[–]f22raptor272 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Hotwheel for fuck sakes

[–]HerpaderpObes 0 points1 point ago

Double parked...

[–]anonspangly 0 points1 point ago

My first thought is that the outside looks like something from MegaRace.

And now I feel the need to go play that. Or at least listen to the soundtrack. Thanks to GoG, I already have it!

[–]sqarishoctagon 0 points1 point ago

I know almost exactly where they did this.

I'm sad.

[–]euphoricpeace -1 points0 points ago

that drug dealer sure isn't very good at being inconspicuous.

[–]YeahButDidHeDied 1 point2 points ago

There's a guy who comes through the drive thru of the Tim Horton's that I work at every day with an entirely chromed car. Sometimes he comes right at the wrong time and blinds everyone near the window. It seems to be more of a gimmick for his detailing company though rather than just pure douchebaggery as it's got ads slapped all over the back.

[–]godofcake -1 points0 points ago

Naw, this is what a leprechaun has at the end of the rainbow these days.

[–]The_Whiz206 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I saw it wasn't a stick shift I was immediately disappointed.

[–]damnBcanilive 0 points1 point ago

Only for the most ballinist of ballers.

[–]Notbob1234 0 points1 point ago

With all theose speakers, that car is like an EMP generator on Wheels. I pity the fool that brings their laptop into that vehicle.

[–]tedofthedead 1 point2 points ago

Threepio is that you?

[–]enjoiabletaco 0 points1 point ago

this is not a car, this is a glorified boombox on wheels

[–]tangerinelion 0 points1 point ago

Still an automatic...

[–]wigglin_harry 1 point2 points ago

I found another picture of the car:

http://imgur.com/oXm1h

[–]mcdolsa 0 points1 point ago

All the money that guy must have and he decided to make the interior puke green?

[–]Hosfac -1 points0 points ago

I saw the picture of the outside of this car yesterday and thought "well, it can't really get much worse."

I was wrong.

[–]magicaxis 0 points1 point ago

I'm supposed to hate him, but that is the COOLEST FUCKING CAR I HAVE EVER SEEN

[–]saravk -1 points0 points ago

waste of zl1! goddam douchebags

[–]a3l3e9x4 0 points1 point ago

So where is the speedometer and other gauges? We're going bass fast..

[–]hemenway_90 0 points1 point ago

The doors resemble octopus suction cup arms.

[–]TeexasMade 0 points1 point ago

Bumble bee is pimpin now

[–]cybermancer -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else notice how there is a lack of a speedometer or door handles? the only way he can see how fast he is going is by using the HUD.

[–]el_bhm 1 point2 points ago

Fuck sake people. It's a fashion statement!

[–]Boostfreak94 -1 points0 points ago

I hate people...

[–]lolsupbb 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Tampa, Florida.

[–]Clayton212 -1 points0 points ago

HIS DICK MUST BE HUGEEEEEEEEE

[–]realmeat 0 points1 point ago

I think I had that car in Saint's Row.

[–]bearmotivator -1 points0 points ago

I need to see the owner of this thing

[–]GRN225 1 point2 points ago

I bet the owner said something along the lines of "haters gonna hate."

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks that the big-rim, skinny-tire look is hideous?

[–]quiversound 0 points1 point ago

Needs more cupholders.

[–]Renmauzuo 0 points1 point ago

"You have stylistic preferences different from my own, therefore you must be a douchebag!"

[–]big_dog_woof 1 point2 points ago

It wouldn't be nearly as horrendous if they just hadn't gone so extreme with the rims and so green with the interior. It is an ugly shade of green to begin with and doesn't do the gold any favors.

With a black interior and slightly smaller rims this car would look 90% better IMO.

[–]brickmastur 0 points1 point ago

Big ass hotwheels

[–]clonetrooper250 -1 points0 points ago

Am I a douche If I say I kinda want this car?

[–]Noah_Skye 1 point2 points ago

took me a while to realize this wasn't "Need for Speed"

[–]circuscommando -1 points0 points ago

how is this douchebaggy? he basically just got his dream childhood hotwheels car made.

[–]ejallday -1 points0 points ago

whatever, that things cool as fuck.

[–]manchris 1 point2 points ago

I bet it's a V6

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -1 points0 points ago

It may make me look like a douche but damn I want this car. Look at those speakers. Shiiiiit

[–]mqken 0 points1 point ago

So how many times a day does this car get keyed?

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

looks like a giant matchbox car.... i like it.

[–]EFpointe 0 points1 point ago

This is why the terrorists hate us

[–]cooolkid123 -1 points0 points ago

i actually think that's pretty dang cool.

[–]skipper224 0 points1 point ago

this car has eaten the douche douche devil fruit

[–]OperatorMike -1 points0 points ago

LOL I want to do this to be 94 Ford Ranger to troll the fuck out of people. ... the paint job I mean.. thats' to many speakers

[–]Carett -1 points0 points ago

This is so douchebaggy that it comes all the way around the other side and is fucking awesome again

[–]Good_Guy_Zach 0 points1 point ago

It's a show car from the company Nitto tire.

[–]TheZippy49 0 points1 point ago

His dick must be fucking HUGE

[–]Greyhaven7 0 points1 point ago

anathema

[–]johnf420 1 point2 points ago

Its like something straight out of Hot Wheels.

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

I would love to know how to do this properly so I can deprive idiots of their money.

[–]qasman -2 points-1 points ago

Thatactuallylookskindacool

[–]Klappar_Skalbagge 0 points1 point ago

needs speakers.... I see subs... but isn't there more to music that the bass? I guess i just don't know what music really is..

[–]Firefighterfaptime 0 points1 point ago

I would lay a giant turd on the hood.

[–]paulfknwalsh 0 points1 point ago

pretty sure i owned that car in Midnight Club: Dub Edition

[–]wanderingalice 0 points1 point ago

dem leprechauns!

[–]kapherine 0 points1 point ago

Oh god the suspension travel.

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

"OMG Guys I found this picture of this crappy car that I'm going to use my super mega ultra pimp home made computer to post on Reddit, it has a semen cooled motherchip, 10 gazillion gigaamps of RAM and a 54 teraflop fan controller, he he."

[–]blipblipbeep 0 points1 point ago

Wow! that car reminds me of the plastic chrome on the cars in the old smash up derby sets

Smash up derby set it was 1976 for me.

[–]MickTheBloodyPirate -1 points0 points ago

douchebag level: your title.

[–]BowDown2Bale -1 points0 points ago

Hey, i'd be pretty fucking happy driving that thing for a week. Of course its a waste of money, but then again so is a flo rida single on itunes.

[–]mhaviland 1 point2 points ago

[–]Iamspamable -1 points0 points ago

DAE think his title is unoriginal? We should totally ignore the picture he linked and put ALL our common efforts into making the OP feel shitty for using something mainstream!

[–]UncleTwinkleToes 0 points1 point ago

I drive past the used furniture store everyday to go to work and I've never seen that car in my life. And that makes me sad.

[–]GlobindobinButler 0 points1 point ago

If I see that car on the highway "douchebag"

If I won that car "omg this car is fucking epic!!!!! Who wants to buy it from me!?"

[–]theorial 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for that car. Sure it's a lot of work but that car is absolutely ruined.

[–]Deekers 0 points1 point ago

it just makes me think of serpentor from gi joe

[–]Velolol 0 points1 point ago

its like the assassins creed Revelations master armor, but on a car

[–]One10soldier1 2 points3 points ago

Sorry about the penis Bro.....

[–]MR_Ducks 0 points1 point ago

Is this swag? I'm not sure... it sucks getting old.

[–]kipthunderslate 0 points1 point ago

The reflective paint is illegal. Guy is going to get pulled over constantly.

[–]Xendoron 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he wanted to drive around in a full size hotwheels car

[–]undiplomatik -1 points0 points ago

He could actually be a nice guy...

[–]oh_no_a_hobo 0 points1 point ago

Florida's? You mean there are others that prevent this from reaching US/world ranking?

[–]audio_phile0921 0 points1 point ago

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL...........MMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]mechdelly 0 points1 point ago

I have an infinite amount of money to put into my car so just...put it into my car!

[–]SociableOstrich -1 points0 points ago

OP faggot level: Grand master

[–]goofandaspoof 0 points1 point ago

When gangbangers do this kind of thing it reminds me of how pirates would get gold teeth put in in order to pay for their funerals/set their affairs in order after their death. Blinged out cars don't really have the economical staying power of gold teeth though.

[–]firejuggler74 0 points1 point ago

[–]tropicalfroot 0 points1 point ago

Alternative Title: "Latest screenshots from Saints Row 4!"

[–]TheYatesMachine 0 points1 point ago

Did this guy pull one of the cars from my Saints Row 3 savegames?

[–]Skwerley 0 points1 point ago

How does he keep it safe in the apartment complex parking lot?

[–]sheldonismyfather 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a Transformer C3P0

[–]duffman349 1 point2 points ago

And then he has the automatic to top it all off.

[–]Rocco1880 0 points1 point ago

That car is legendary, all dude needs is his Hyperion Conference Call and the Flame of the Firehawk and he'll be ready stomp some Skaggs!!!!

[–]CaptScarbridge 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Bumblebee hit the lottery.

Then cashed it at the corner liquor store while picking up some Swishers.

[–]misterbinny 0 points1 point ago

C3PO's pimp my ride. "the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. .. " ..the possibility that everyone sees you, is 1 to 1.

[–]fingers 0 points1 point ago

[Decadence]

[–]mildewygoodness -1 points0 points ago

They're a douchebag for not having the same taste as you? How blasphemous.

[–]RavensHonor 0 points1 point ago

That is the most disgusting looking thing I have ever seen.

[–]Rourne 0 points1 point ago

Douchebag Level: Hotwheels*

[–]bubonis 0 points1 point ago

That car needs a mercy killing.

[–]mr_majorly -1 points0 points ago

Do not post this to r/camaro. We will KILL IT FIRE!

[–]usagiuesugi 0 points1 point ago

Oh god its fort myers isn't it? Oh I hate it.... here...

[–]greenmachine969 0 points1 point ago

It's like Jersey Shore meets Transformers.

[–]BoyceKRP 0 points1 point ago

Geewiz, I've always wanted 6 subs in my door!

Throw an M3 badge on there, and you have yourself a king car.

[–]Chickenzrck 2 points3 points ago

Winner of the smallest penis contest.

[–]HUMOROUSGOAT 0 points1 point ago

reddits new low, recycled yahoo garbage

[–]Mr-Esteem 0 points1 point ago

HOLY NIGGERS!

[–]EpicMercury 0 points1 point ago

I swear that looks like a Hot wheels car I had as a kid...

[–]turk1559 0 points1 point ago

is there a speaker where the dash should be?

[–]slavashalava 0 points1 point ago

People have hobbies. Let's hate 'em.

[–]7RED7 0 points1 point ago

Hell, I'd drive it.

[–]colingarboski 0 points1 point ago

Well look at this piece of shit.

[–]TheDoc1644 0 points1 point ago

He broke the Camero

[–]GenericCommentGuy 0 points1 point ago

I don't get how this is being a douche bag

[–]mango_kush 0 points1 point ago

One of the many reasons I hate Florida.