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[–]Xrevial 160 points161 points ago

Doesn't this fit better in /r/WTF?

[–]zangor 125 points126 points ago

Lol. The only time someone complains that something SHOULD be in r/wtf.

[–]Phoequinox 34 points35 points ago

I unsubscribed from that place a while ago. I started getting really annoyed with not being able to enjoy posts because the comments were nothing but whiny circlejerks about the prestigious history of r/wtf, and the falling of its glorious empire. They take that place entirely too seriously and it ruins all of the fun. Fuck it, I'm more intrigued with r/mildlyinteresting these days.

[–]meiguess 23 points24 points ago

so brave

[–]studmuffffffin 38 points39 points ago

What is this? A circlejerk for ants?

[–]Phoequinox 11 points12 points ago

It's funny how meta that expression has become.

[–]iWright 2 points3 points ago

so brave

For those without magnifying glasses.

[–]sp00kyd00m 3 points4 points ago

Hahaha. A-fucking-men.

[–]cheese_block 10 points11 points ago

I found it too obviously fake for this.

[–]auratux 1 point2 points ago

Maybe http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldpics would be suit it as well.

[–]sn33zie 1 point2 points ago

Or you could type /r/fifthworldpics because it links to the same place.

[–]kingofcrabs 0 points1 point ago

That subreddit... My head is full of fucks now.

[–]wybie 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, it does, it´s actually pretty disgusting.

[–]HeWasAZombie -4 points-3 points ago

And hilarious!

[–]SlunkMaster 14 points15 points ago

And fake!

[–]ForgottenRomeo 4 points5 points ago

[–]eragonisdragon 1 point2 points ago

Seeing as how this is the only thing I've seen, including /r/WTF, that's actually made me say out loud, "What the fuck!" then yes. This is too weird and gross to be funny.

[–]bcl0328 0 points1 point ago

it has been there, a while ago.

[–]Flyentologist 0 points1 point ago

If this were posted in /r/WTF the comments would be full of people saying it doesn't belong in /r/WTF.

[–]darkpaladin 0 points1 point ago

Is that a source I see before me?

[–]vaelon 93 points94 points ago

[–]hjklyuiop 25 points26 points ago

[–]Zephine 5 points6 points ago

Oh man this one had me in tears, where is it from?

[–]Ennbeard 3 points4 points ago

Garry's Mod, from the looks of it.

[–]Grizak 3 points4 points ago

Half Life: Full Life Consiquences

It's a dramatic reading form a fanfiction from a 10 year old. Supposedly.

Maybe form the sequels. I'm not sure.

Edit: Or maybe not. I'm stupid. Sorry.

[–]Ennbeard 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but John freeman who was gordon freeman's brother was one day an office generic NPC in halflife who gets used in lots of Garry's mod things.

Full Life Consequences video was made in Gmod (i think), hence the similarities.

[–]TheAnthal 0 points1 point ago

Stories original came out of LUE.

[–]PresidentoftheGays 11 points12 points ago

[–]tbonet101 2 points3 points ago

[–]mg3729 50 points51 points ago

I can honestly say I didn't see that one coming...

[–]dabravo5886 35 points36 points ago

Neither did the other guy.

[–]Vermilious 8 points9 points ago

[–]zaphod_85 2 points3 points ago

It's Nibbles!

[–]VirtualxD -1 points0 points ago

Why is this not top post? And upvote for being a reader of SCP as myself.

[–]TelegramSam7 9 points10 points ago

Neversoft's new intro?

[–]Xpectopatronum 40 points41 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
oh hey it's a cute little hamster...WAT. 30coms 321pts 4hrs funny
Aww, look at the cute little.... what. the fuck. 54coms 492pts 4mos WTF
I don't think hamsters are supposed to do that. 140coms 764pts 7mos WTF
Aww, it's so cuAAUUUGHH 63coms 692pts 10mos WTF
It's such a cute hamster ... 0,o 1com 10pts 11mos gifs
How Cute -- 3coms 22pts 11mos WTF
There's got to be a clever pun for this GIF... 11coms 14pts 11mos pics
Oh, a cute hamste... wat? 7coms 34pts 1yr gifs
Something is wrong with this hamster. 477coms 1412pts 1yr WTF
This is so cute... 9coms 48pts 11mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Anonymous3891 14 points15 points ago

Yeah I am seriously surprised at how many people had not seen this yet...it's one of those 'older than the internet' gifs.

Still, we need reposts so those lucky 10,000 people to get to see them.

[–]aheh89 19 points20 points ago

me! ME! I am one of those people!

[–]dacemage 5 points6 points ago

I stay away from /r/WTF so I have never seen it before.

[–]sn33zie 2 points3 points ago

/r/wtf isn't really that bad, people seem to think of it in the ranks of /r/spacedicks. /r/wtf isn't even close. Give it a try. FOR THE KIDS

[–]cahman -3 points-2 points ago

Wimp

[–]qrystalballer -1 points0 points ago

My method for keeping things fresh is upvote if good and unseen. Downvote if bad or seen too many times.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Heck, I saw it weeks ago. And I don't mind seeing it again. It's FUNNY, bitch.

Now, the 'three hours ago' part I have a little problem with.

[–]just_bob 1 point2 points ago

You don't fuck with Hammy the Hampster...

[–]DeRage 13 points14 points ago

This is faked, as the eye does not follow the exact laws of physics.

[–]codepoet 43 points44 points ago

To begin with, it was in a hamster.

[–]frobischer 6 points7 points ago

The eye is a water-filled toy that has an air-bubble to make the pupil always face up. The video is taken from above so the pupil always faces the camera rather than in an odd direction.

[–]steelbydesign -1 points0 points ago

No it's not. I've seen the original of this gif somewhere.

[–]SpiralSoul 5 points6 points ago

[–]blamtorious 4 points5 points ago

I think this shook me up more than the pic of the snake in the toilet.

[–]robothearts 0 points1 point ago

are there other assorted body parts in the cage?

[–]veryhonestliar 0 points1 point ago

As unlikely as it seems, is that a real eye? It looks like the optic nerve is still attached to the back of it. Watch the end when the eye is on the ground.

[–]Soulless 5 points6 points ago

It's CG. You can tell by the pixels. (also look closely when the eye bounces off the cage, there's something off about the lighting there)

[–]kedde 0 points1 point ago

I really should stop reading comments on posts like these, they ruin my innocence. Was impressed at first that the eye came pupil first. Now I just go meh.

[–]DBuckFactory 1 point2 points ago

Also, when it bounces off the cage, there's no bounce to it. It kind of just hits the cage, pauses, and then falls. It's not even done that well.

[–]Kyotossword 0 points1 point ago

Nightmares, Nightmares forever...

[–]Asiansensationz 0 points1 point ago

This is as old as the first edition of how to masturbate with the whole hand.

[–]Fundays555 0 points1 point ago

I'm scared right now...

[–]niro88 0 points1 point ago

I was NOT prepared for that!

[–]smalltownofgods 0 points1 point ago

I dont know what I was expecting.

[–]scallopedscott 0 points1 point ago

evil little bastard

[–]zscuro 2 points3 points ago

Looks like that's enough internet for today.

[–]Karnwold347 1 point2 points ago

I think this gif may have ruined my life.

[–]stackbond 3 points4 points ago

good

[–]sn33zie 1 point2 points ago

Try /r/wtf. Oh wait, /r/wtf isn't very bad, try /r/spacedicks. It changes you, man.

[–]NeedlesNInk 2 points3 points ago

Awwww look how cute he i...... OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]enzee1 0 points1 point ago

so this is how we're going to go..damn hamsters.

[–]dirkandersen 2 points3 points ago

Hampocolypse 2012

[–]Horvitz444 0 points1 point ago

Was asked to leave class for laughing to hard at this

[–]cameoflage 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't an English class I take it? *too

[–]Horvitz444 -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck Yourself

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[–]PlusOn3 1 point2 points ago

I guess you were kicked out with him?

[–]lisabadcat -1 points0 points ago

Was this a reply posted to the prosthetic eye thread?

It should be.

[–]EliaTheGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

There's been so many things in /r/funny that shouldn't even be

[–]franstoobnsf -1 points0 points ago

I think r/funny and r/WTF switched places today...

[–]five35 -1 points0 points ago

That's it, I'm going back to bed.

[–]Jean-PaulWal-Mart 1 point2 points ago

this is so old my grandpappy had relations with it on the Mayflower.

EDIT : longevity runs in my family..

[–]callunu -1 points0 points ago

Was in Fifthworldpics

[–]Polaris2246 -1 points0 points ago

Great photoshop. Thats a keeper.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

I feel sorry for the D-Class.

[–]JustImpressive -1 points0 points ago

im no expert.. but this looks fake? and repost?

[–]TheJabberwockii 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't this in an SCP?

[–]Driftking42 0 points1 point ago

There is a story like this over on the SCP Foundation website

[–]GoldLegends -1 points0 points ago

This GIF has been proven fake, I don't have the source though :(

[–]Wooooly -1 points0 points ago

Bahahaa. WUUT

[–]Snakeoilsage -1 points0 points ago

I see the SCP Foundation has a few redditors.

[–]1leggeddog -1 points0 points ago

oh so thats where my glass eyeball went!

plop!

[–]leGOAlex3100 -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHA 10/10 I lol'd.

[–]JerosScotland -1 points0 points ago

Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

Upvoted anyway, FUCK THE SYSTEM!

[–]Samuriguy 1 point2 points ago

oldest gif ever.

[–]connery78 -1 points0 points ago

Scariest shit I've seen ALL YEAR !!!

[–]MisterBakerton -1 points0 points ago

His eye was bigger than his belly.

[–]BlazingCole102 -1 points0 points ago

projectile vomits

[–]RickyFromVegas -2 points-1 points ago

/r/funny is so funny today. rofr.

[–]FriedBrycee -1 points0 points ago

I prefer to have this on /r/WTF thank you very much.

[–]felloutthevault 0 points1 point ago

This seriously gets posted at least once every three weeks. If not more.

[–]splatterk 1 point2 points ago

I can only relate this to this, and it still gives me nightmares

[–]Tixylix 0 points1 point ago

Didn't see that coming.

[–]nasehorn 0 points1 point ago

This belongs on r/wtf !!!

[–]lazybeef 0 points1 point ago

This has only been reposted 18 times. Congrats!

[–]aaronhowser1 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]SC0TTP1LGR1M -1 points0 points ago

holy crap, resident evil 4 anyone?

[–]sn33zie 3 points4 points ago

NO.

[–]DrPreston -1 points0 points ago

Who the fuck gave this GIF a .JPG extension? sharpens hunting knife

[–]impediment 0 points1 point ago

What? It's a ... gif? http://i.imgur.com/TxK9c.gif ? Is this a joke I'm not in on?

[–]schrodingleberry -2 points-1 points ago

He must've had an eye on that thing for a while.

[–]SkippyTheDog 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]scbluesun 0 points1 point ago

Hello SCP-1616

[–]aussieboo123 -2 points-1 points ago

Eye did not see that coming.

[–]GeniusAmongFools -2 points-1 points ago

New Resident Evil 7 boss.