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[–]Damwing 74 points75 points ago

wasnt this posted just 5 hours ago??

[–]emaw63 47 points48 points ago

[–]falcon_jab 49 points50 points ago

  1. Grab an image from /r/mildlyinteresting
  2. Add a stupid caption
  3. ???
  4. Karma conspiracy

[–]MrWeddle 0 points1 point ago

That's not a conspiracy that is what he did

[–]hamsterdam83 3 points4 points ago

Everything I ever knew was a lie.

[–]Kingmudsy 0 points1 point ago

I think I saw it on /r/pareidolia as well.

[–]timberwolfe 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. If it makes the front page on /r/mildlyinteresting it does not need to appear on the front page again through /r/funny. It's worse than reposting something a few weeks later because I JUST saw it.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

It's been posted a half-dozen times to various subs and each post has 1000+ karma.

[–]crackattic -2 points-1 points ago

Honestly, I don't like people complaining about reposts, but usually it's a month or two after the original surfaced. It's getting ridiculous recently. Reddit is collapsing in on itself.

Edit: just to clarify, I think you should absolutely call out these people reposting the same day/week.

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 25 points26 points ago

[–]Malhavoc430 7 points8 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of this :)

[–]Unidan 7 points8 points ago

You are my kindred spirit.

Also, be quiet, I'm trying to learn about John Muir.

[–]JCoil4 6 points7 points ago

famed naturalist john muir?

[–]RetroFish 2 points3 points ago

Sam, the dead animal heads are talking to me.

[–]crackattic 4 points5 points ago

Was hoping for a freelance police reference. You rock.

[–]BiffCunningham 3 points4 points ago

WHO'S JOHN MUIR?!?!

[–]JeeWeeYume 1 point2 points ago

Glad to see redditors with these kind of references =D

[–]Pofke13LT 8 points9 points ago

Looks like Skeeter. HONK HONK

[–]gothlips 4 points5 points ago

came to post this, I'm shocked its not the top comment.

[–]Homerpalooza 0 points1 point ago

Agreed

[–]novelity_acount 33 points34 points ago

Fuck you for stealing this and reposting to /r/funny for karma. Fuck you.

[–]MinorThreat89 2 points3 points ago

I don't sub to /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]Vayris 1 point2 points ago

Then sub to it. You get all the content from /r/funny except without the promise and let-down of it actually being funny.

[–]gzafiris 16 points17 points ago

Not just any plant, but a... REPOST

[–]Top-Comment-Bot 17 points18 points ago

It's a rare subspecies known as the Easter Island eggplant.

~ Lord_Wolfington


This image has been submitted once before. Above is the previous top comment.

[–]ispoiler 2 points3 points ago

Not just any plant, but a... vegetable that a trader joe's employee poked and bruised with a pen for picture for their instagram.

[–]stuffthatdoesstuff 7 points8 points ago

Not just a post, but a..

[–]META_FUCKING_POD 0 points1 point ago

Fence post?

[–]bonedead 10 points11 points ago

I wish I wasn't the first comment so I could upvote something funny instead of being tasked with trying to be funny.

[–]Christ_F 0 points1 point ago

So instead you went for the slightly amusing, autoethnographic account?

[–]bonedead 5 points6 points ago

From what I've read on the internet about that word I kind of feel safe in saying yes?

[–]Christ_F 1 point2 points ago

This is awkward for both of us now.

[–]bonedead 7 points8 points ago

We should do synchronized helicopter dicking to relieve the tension.

[–]Little_Tiger 2 points3 points ago

[–]Storminormin 0 points1 point ago

Too bad that show ended, I didn't like the manga as much.

[–]PARSLEYsage 2 points3 points ago

This rustled my jimmies.

[–]oneangryrobot 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for Trader Joes

[–]alexmojo 2 points3 points ago

Came here to do this. Have one on me!

[–]twogunsalute 3 points4 points ago

With a penis nose

[–]3M_TA3 2 points3 points ago

Wait a sec... you put the limes in a box? Holy shit you could carry so many! Genius!

[–]heckyesgainesville 0 points1 point ago

[–]gamerx8 0 points1 point ago

Drop it O_O

[–]jerdagma 0 points1 point ago

you be spoilin'

[–]lil_buddha -1 points0 points ago

HEADLINE: Eggplant Lincoln found!

[–]gg4465a -1 points0 points ago

"Egg and face were in alignment." -- Moss, The IT Crowd

[–]Rios7467 0 points1 point ago

Does nobody else notice that it looks like he has a dick for a nose? "I'm not just a plant and not just a face plant, I'm a dickfaced plant and your girlfriend loves me."

[–]FoxBattalion79 -1 points0 points ago

jesus sighted in the produce department!!

[–]SwordfishII 0 points1 point ago

Egg head.

[–]ru552 1 point2 points ago

TIL people can literally farm karma

[–]walenga 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that's some kind of pokemon.

[–]stoner_jawn 0 points1 point ago

I, too, work at Trader Joes and this happens way more often than you'd think. So we usually make eggplant armies battle to the death!

[–]cathartica 0 points1 point ago

I think it must have fallen on one of these.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 1 point2 points ago

Sorry I couldn't hold all those limes.

[–]JohtoKan 1 point2 points ago

I'm not seeing a face here...

[–]mongolfiera 0 points1 point ago

an aubergine

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago

I want to push this thing into my butt until that placid look becomes a sad frown.

[–]englad 0 points1 point ago

But this is an aubergine

[–]Nakedp00per 0 points1 point ago

What a shitty looking lime.

[–]vakarute 0 points1 point ago

She put the eggplant in the limes, she drank them both up.

[–]iyoforeayo 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a Zelda character

[–]Lot2rocks 1 point2 points ago

Grows on the face palm, of course.

[–]IAMAMadManScientist 0 points1 point ago

This came from a friend of mine at the grocery store here in Knoxville, TN. They posted this a while back but guess its just now making its way to Reddit.

[–]Aaronf989 0 points1 point ago

Needs a stick.

[–]dogsurine 0 points1 point ago

Found this fella in our fruit basket the other day.

[–]ocxtitan 0 points1 point ago

Surely, this is the face of god.

[–]Koops238 0 points1 point ago

don't let the catholic church see this.

[–]Calathas 1 point2 points ago

I like how it's trendy and looks like ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]CorraTerria 0 points1 point ago

Sure. 'Face'.

[–]pedalhead666 0 points1 point ago

that plant has egg on it's face

[–]Djorak 0 points1 point ago

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

[–]charlestucker3rd 0 points1 point ago

Schlong.

[–]shafafa 0 points1 point ago

You can tell this is fake because no produce worker wears protective gloves.

[–]Owl_You_Need_Is_Love 0 points1 point ago

It comes from a plant, but is not a plant.

[–]beenthereredthat 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the vegetable faces in the original Sam and Max Hit the Road game.

[–]gologologolo 0 points1 point ago

Dick jokes incoming

[–]jtru4nt 0 points1 point ago

Fastest repost ever? OP, fuck you.

[–]coffeemug20 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Weirdest Eggplant 7coms 13pts 10hrs WTF
Left in a Vegetative state 2coms 4pts 4hrs pics
This eggplant has a face (x-post from r/mildlyinteresting) 4coms 28pts 14hrs funny
This eggplant has a face. 314coms 2468pts 16hrs mildlyinteresting
That's one odd looking eggplant.. 42coms 561pts 20hrs pics

source: karmadecay

[–]srd178 -1 points0 points ago

Kill yourself OP.

[–]NedDasty 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of a post on Digg maybe four years ago, where they showed a picture of a biker eating the dirt. The top comment was "The area lacked vegetation, so they added the faceplant." At the time it was hilarious.

[–]pizzatacos 0 points1 point ago

[–]lilman21 0 points1 point ago

Don't show that to Christians they will probably start saying its the bishop or something

[–]GandalfTheFunky 0 points1 point ago

If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile...

[–]Corvuss 0 points1 point ago

This is so fucking stupid it hurts.

[–]colin541 0 points1 point ago

Face Aubergine

[–]punyninja91 0 points1 point ago

repost lame

[–]sploder 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a character from the cartoon Doug

[–]selly112090 0 points1 point ago

Its jeebus!

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[–]skyer954 0 points1 point ago

It's a dick plant. Who cares about the face when there's a dick on it?

[–]10cats1dog 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, that nose looks awfully phallic.

[–]Mt_Dewd 0 points1 point ago

I shall name him Robert...

[–]STHOA 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Doug Funny's best friend, Skeeter....

[–]xanatos451 0 points1 point ago

[–]panda_n_shit 0 points1 point ago

it would be cool if eggplants grew on palm trees and this one grew from it, get what I'm saying here?

[–]Steiglitz11713 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, eggplants are technically berries. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggplant

[–]BenMargarine 0 points1 point ago

Heeey there Normy.

[–]IamFullofStars 0 points1 point ago

Did you save him?

[–]dMarrs 0 points1 point ago

Nixon!

[–]EveryVillainIsLimes 0 points1 point ago

This was already stolen off r/mildlyinteresting and posted to r/funny yesterday, I'm disgusted!

[–]psmerling 0 points1 point ago

lol wut

[–]zahnno 0 points1 point ago

It's a citizen from isle delfino! (super mario sunshine)

[–]heher 0 points1 point ago

moulinyan

[–]bearpoo 0 points1 point ago

Them 200ct limes are lookin' pretty rough. Fucking 200 counters are never as good.

[–]stanfy86 0 points1 point ago

Quagmire?

[–]Toastly 0 points1 point ago

name him Egbert

[–]NonaSuomi 0 points1 point ago

Poor Pit...

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point ago

The plants...they're evolving. Soon, we'll have plant armies to help ward off the zombie apocalypse.

[–]JustAnotherSimian 1 point2 points ago

So that's what it is like to really have egg on your face.

Edit: I'm sorry. This is horrible.

[–]Rammage 2 points3 points ago

Conroy Bumpus?

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[–]MJDarklighter -2 points-1 points ago

So how does a transplant look...

[–]Tend_to_agree 0 points1 point ago

Funny looking aubergine.

[–]JimJonesIII 0 points1 point ago

...Aubergiface.

[–]DarthContinent -2 points-1 points ago

Smeggplant??

[–]MadMonk67 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Bill Clinton.