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[–]TheBroAbides[S] 227 points228 points ago

Teahupoo in Tahiti - world's heaviest wave.

[–]subkovert 271 points272 points ago

Found this video - pretty cool http://vimeo.com/35328567

[–]chromefox 61 points62 points ago

That is fucking terrifying.

[–]gstatty 25 points26 points ago

Noped so fucking hard. Thats the stuff of nightmares.

[–]Frightened_Inmate_1 16 points17 points ago

Would you say you Teahupoo'd your pants?

[–]mamamaMONSTERJAMMM 202 points203 points ago

everyone died in the making of this video

[–]SoundSalad 18 points19 points ago

What?

[–]WittyRemarkHere 308 points309 points ago

everyone died in the making of this video

[–]jonilui 38 points39 points ago

M83 makes everything so epic. Also see: Top Gear.

[–]KernelKuster 27 points28 points ago

When the drums kicked in I really wanted to see a wave in real time.

Nope. Seven minutes of slow mo.

[–]noahpoah 8 points9 points ago

Turns out real time is fucking fast.

[–]twat69 29 points30 points ago

That's not a wave it's a moving water cliff

[–]bpi89 13 points14 points ago

That's no moon...

[–]PrincessTiny 4 points5 points ago

It's a space station!!

[–]prisrunner 16 points17 points ago

As soon as the first rider's feet left the board all my mind said was "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"

[–]cortezbanks 23 points24 points ago

Came in to post that video. It's simply amazing how this wave stacks up. The back side of the wave is the whole ocean.

[–]Crystaller 24 points25 points ago

Thank you, thoroughly enjoyed that.

[–]Firedown31 18 points19 points ago

Why was the entire video in slow motion... some real time footage would have been nice.

[–]SilverGoat 5 points6 points ago

That is not a wave, that's a jade reincarnation of Poseidons devine fury.

[–]N19h7m4r3 21 points22 points ago

I see your wave, and I raise you a Garrett McNamara and the 90 foot giant

[–]thb789890 18 points19 points ago

Teahupoo is not so much about the size but the mass of water coming with each of them, and the coral reef underneath. 10x more scary if you ask me.

[–]ellasaurus_rex 11 points12 points ago

those waves look like they're made of the entire ocean

[–]ricketgt 41 points42 points ago

Using referential math, I measured his height vs. the wave in order to guesstimate how tall the wave really was (it says 90 feet in the video).

In the video he was approximately .85cm (on my screen), and the wave was roughly 12.9cm high (by estimating where the base was at off screen at what I assumed was it's tallest point). So the wave is approximately 12.9cm/.85cm = 15.176 times bigger than McNamara. Garret McNamara is 5'10" which is 177.8cm. 15.176*177.8 = 2698.376 cm which is 88.5 feet, which is close enough to 90 for the size of my balls compared to his.

[–]arthurc 5 points6 points ago

How is that even possible ? This dude is a monster..

[–]kbfirebreather 4 points5 points ago

He rode it on the shoulder of the wave according to the you tube. If they put him in the center of it, I'd be surprised if he was still surfing.

[–]shit_o_clock 4 points5 points ago

Goosebumps.

[–]ZombyBunny 6 points7 points ago

Makes me wanna watch Point Break with Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves with a keener eye now. Luv this!

[–]c0ld-- 10 points11 points ago

It makes me want to fire my gun up in the air and say "ah"!

[–]dominatrixyummy 1 point2 points ago

Watched this the other day. Fucking epic movie. I would almost turn gay for Swayze back in the day.

[–]CrossCheckPanda 3 points4 points ago

I've seen pictures before of surfers basically "inside" waves like that, and I always wondered... whats your exit strategy?

It was oddly fun to watch em fall after the 5 seconds of looking like a total badass

[–]kulykat 2 points3 points ago

I noticed it was less of a 'fall' and more of a strategic bailing.

[–]Shipyaad 3 points4 points ago

That is an absolutely incredible, beautiful, and stomach-churning video. Good God.

[–]unflappablebird 2 points3 points ago

Wow, there are waves breaking on that breaking wave.

[–]rasmus9311 1 point2 points ago

Fucking mental!

[–]Grumpasaurussss 0 points1 point ago

D:

[–]1337jokke 1 point2 points ago

First impression: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK THAT THING IS LIKE A TSUNAMI
And then i stared at the damn video till it ended. fascinating shit you got there bro

[–]CummingEverywhere 1 point2 points ago

Waves are fucking beautiful.

[–]gaspah -1 points0 points ago

fuck i hate vimeo.. doesn't seem to work in my country or something.

[–]KempoRage 0 points1 point ago

Cool video, really wish the whole thing wasn't super slow motion so I could get a feel for how it's actually happening.

[–]Ergot25 0 points1 point ago

Going over the edge onto that wave must feel like diving into the Grand Canyon. How can they stand on their boards with humongous, gigantic hairy balls like that?

[–]EsR37 0 points1 point ago

all the best videos are always on vimeo

[–]Kruse 0 points1 point ago

Oddly beautiful and terrifying at the same time.

[–]GrotesDZs 1 point2 points ago

I prefer hearing the song in that surf video with this video.

[–]crusaderpat 0 points1 point ago

You know how to make a cool video? Put everything in s l o w m o t i o n

[–]Reptilefreak 38 points39 points ago

I surf at least once a week for the past 10 years. Will I surf that wave... NOPE!

[–]Brainfilteresin 25 points26 points ago

same here. No way, not me, not evah.

[–]Reptilefreak 12 points13 points ago

overhead to double overhead is enough for me. I'm not into triple overhead. Leave that to Kelly Slater. He actually was surfing triple overhead down my way South Florida during Sandy. He's not stupid, he was doing Tow ins.

[–]Brainfilteresin 20 points21 points ago

It's not so much the size of the wave that bugs me. I've surfed pretty big shit in my day. It's the power of the breaking swell and the jagged coral reef lying just inches below the surface that gives me the willies.

[–]Katsuichi 32 points33 points ago

Reef is a fairly unadvertised aspect of surfing.

[–]Cambridge_ 38 points39 points ago

Reefer is though.

[–]tingalor 6 points7 points ago

Hiyoooo!

[–]Katsuichi 4 points5 points ago

This thread has gone to pot.

[–]duffmanhb 3 points4 points ago

I'll pass on the double overhead... There is a point where it's just not fun any longer, and is more frightening.

[–]umfk 15 points16 points ago

Genuinely curious, what is so dangerous about this wave? What is the most common injury/accident for surfers?

[–]Shipyaad 178 points179 points ago

Broken spine/neck is a common injury at Chopes. Basically, the way this wave works is that the open ocean swell goes from deep water and hits a wall, so all that energy goes straight up. It causes a strong suction on the water in front of the wave, and it's very shallow water to begin with - on a big day, that wave is breaking into water that's only a foot or two deep. You basically have the whole ocean stacking up against that suction, and once the reef is drained out and there's not enough incoming current to hold up the stacked water anymore, the whole thing folds over from the top, so now you've got a slab of water that's at least ten or fifteen feet thick getting shoved out in front of the wave.

You have zero control over the orientation of your body when you get sucked into the slab, so you might impact on your feet or on your neck or on your back or on your face. And there's no space between the surface of the water and the floor, maybe a couple of feet at most - for all practical purposes you're being pulled thirty feet straight up and hammered directly into a layer of rocks with a thousand tons of water slamming in on top of you, then you get to take a trip through a washing machine spin cycle that rakes you over the sharp coral for about a hundred yards.

The problem is really the weight of it all. That wave is a few hundred million pounds of water and you don't weigh anything in comparison; if you fall in, you become part of the wave. Just look at the exploding whitewater in any thick wave and think about the forces involved. Even if the water was very deep and you weren't running headlong into the floor, a trip through the whitewater at Chopes is enough to break bones, hyperextend joints, and basically pull your guts apart whether you're ready for it or not.

It's a place where it's very, very, very easy to get killed if you don't know what you're doing, and only slightly less easy to get killed if you do know what you're doing.

Edit: grammar, info

[–]down_vote_magnet 13 points14 points ago

Best comment in this post. Thanks.

But seriously, what happened then to all the guys in the video? How do any of them not get so fucked up they need to go to hospital or the morgue? Surely if you fall off your board (which everyone does) you take the smash into the reef and get dragged along it for 100 yds like you said?

[–]Shipyaad 11 points12 points ago

Not necessarily - taking a serious injury when surfing is really random. A big wave is going to do with you whatever it wants, whether that's to piledrive your neck directly into the rocks or give you a (relatively) gentle landing. You don't want to get sucked into the lip of the wave and be the first thing that hits the reef, that is a sure way to get hurt. If the wave is already breaking into whitewater and you fall down you probably won't take as much of an impact on the rocks since there's more water in front of you and the energy of the impact is less - it's that first impact that carries the most force. And these guys are definitely getting banged up, they're just nuts and get back on the board and go do it again.

[–]down_vote_magnet 3 points4 points ago

Even in 1-2 ft of water above the reef? They must get a lot of gashes and deep scrapes at a minimum.

[–]1PantherA33 6 points7 points ago

So are all these guys dead or injured, is this a one time thing? I want to ride the wave at Chopes. Okay, clear your schedule for the 3-6 months after that you will be in the hospital. No problem, totally worth it.

[–]Shipyaad 11 points12 points ago

No, these guys have a lot of experience in the water and know what to do to protect themselves. While you're in the whitewater you don't have too much to do other than not panic, hold your breath, protect your head, and wait for the ride to stop. On a big day, you have to get towed into the wave and there are guys on jetskis ready to pull you out of the impact zone once you come back up to the surface.

You basically have to hope that you don't get pulled over the falls in a wave like this, because that is what will hurt you.

I wouldn't say that injury or death is inevitable at Chopes, but the odds are definitely greater here than at other surf spots. If you're smart you have experience and support, that will save your ass if you find yourself in trouble.

[–]TrainOfThought6 13 points14 points ago

Okay, clear your schedule for the rest of your life while you're paralyzed from the neck down.

FTFY

[–]lbmouse 29 points30 points ago

Thank you, but were are all the human skeletons?

[–]rastapasta808 15 points16 points ago

Ground into dust.

[–]umfk 19 points20 points ago

That is a great illustration, thanks!

[–]thefifthwit 11 points12 points ago

Thank you so much for helping me understand how this worked. I couldn't figure out why the camera was looking down on the surfer. Brain broke.

[–]mossdale 3 points4 points ago

Nature's brillo pad.

[–]invalid_data 60 points61 points ago

Head on, applied directly to the sea floor.

Head on, applied directly to the sea floor.

[–]PuyallupCoug 13 points14 points ago

See the area to the left? There's coral reef inches below the surface. See the height of the wave? If you don't surf it correctly, it will bring you up near the top, and then with all the weight behind it, slam you down onto said reef. It will most likely knock you out/kill you. You'll then be bombarded and washed around like the inside of a washing machine with the oncoming waves. Your body will be torn apart with each thrashing.

So, there's that.

[–]MrYaah 1 point2 points ago

I'm not a frequent surfer but I'd have to guess getting smashed against the bottom by the currents from the wave is probably the biggest danger, possibly getting hit by your own board too, just dont wanna get knocked out or suck in water or something.

[–]ailee43 3 points4 points ago

why dont surfers wear helmets?

[–]LoveOfProfit 2 points3 points ago

And reef.

[–]ZombieJeezus3348 1 point2 points ago

The size is massive, the power is incredible, if the board gets away from you or the wave overcomes you, you run the risk of drowning, smashing your head on the sea floor, coral reefs, being hit by your own surfboard being gashed open by your fins. I'd say the most common injury I have suffered is hitting my head on the ocean floor, and people who shouldn't be out there having no board control and now on top of avoiding the person but you have to avoid their board as well, which has lead a Concussion this summer and stitches.

[–]linus_rules 1 point2 points ago

I never surf nor watch anybody surfing. Is there anybody able to surf such waves?

[–]ofcourseitsloaded 3 points4 points ago

A bunch of people surf it. Here's Laird Hamilton (the man's a god), one of the first to 'tame' this particular wave. Note the rope. It's virtually impossible to paddle into waves of this size.

[–]Sammygirl2321 1 point2 points ago

so, just to clarify... I thought that wave looked like a lot of fun, but I probably shouldn't try to surf that with my vast experience of 1 surf lesson?

[–]bottom_of_the_well 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. This picture is very frightening to a non-crazy surfer.

[–]StendhalSyndrome 7 points8 points ago

How can they all catch the same wave? Wouldn't they smash into each-other?

[–]BlerpityBloop 30 points31 points ago

They wait, and go one by one. There is an unwritten pecking order in the line-up.

Generally there is a 'takeoff' zone, when a wave approaches, people will paddle for it, when it's clear that one guy is going to make is, everyone backs off and tries again. The guys at the outer edges move closer to the takeoff zone.

Kind of like rotating in high school volleyball.

[–]StendhalSyndrome 16 points17 points ago

TIL. I gotta imagine this could be annoying to a slightly less alpha surfer. But then again every surfer I've known has been the pretty laid back stereotype so go figure.

[–]103020302 24 points25 points ago

There is a lot of posturing and alpha dominance when surfing the best breaks in the world. If you went to Pipeline in Hawaii, and you drop in on the wrong guy, your ass will be handed to you.

[–]ears2theground 27 points28 points ago

Even at small wave breaks it is really frowned upon to "drop in" (cut off) another surfer already on the wave.

So basically the "party waves" you saw on Team Rocket dont ever happen.

[–]103020302 10 points11 points ago

Depends on the break. Malibu? There are 2-10 people on every wave.

Smaller more local "hidden" (as hidden as the US coasts can be) will have a little more of a pecking order, as everyone is familiar with one another.

[–]StendhalSyndrome 3 points4 points ago

Well in one of the most intense wave spots on the planet I would have to guess the skill level needed just to be out there is huge enough to remove the average or sub par surfer. So I imagine its either skilled folks with extreme respect for the other riders or the opposite extreme, skilled adrenaline junkies pushing alpha b.s. and dangerous crap for thrills.

[–]103020302 2 points3 points ago

It's greed. There is an adrenaline rush that you experience surfing and the whole point is to "catch" the best looking wave. While pipeline does produce a world class wave on bigger swells, there are still some average surfers out there surfing the small to medium days.

[–]BlerpityBloop 4 points5 points ago

There is an ongoing murder investigation in Hawaii due to someone getting beaten to death on the beach after dropping in on someone at Pipe.

It's not just alpha dominance. Breaks like this picture, jaws, pipe et al are literally breaking in 2 feet of water. People die at pipe regularly. A kook out there can cause harm to other surfers.

Sure, there is aggression in the water, but some of it stems from pure safety.

[–]103020302 2 points3 points ago

Kill or be killed? It doesn't justify anything in my eyes. I wasn't supporting one way or another, just throwing facts out there.

[–]thorizzle117 6 points7 points ago

Being out in the line up, it is often times quite the opposite of "laid back". Surfing has some of the biggest douches out there.

[–]feralrage 2 points3 points ago

Also for these giant waves, people do not paddle into them but rather get towed into the wave with a jet ski assisting them. While the comments below reflect the pecking order at a paddle in spot, I am really not sure how tow-in pecking order works (I imagine pretty similarly, you have a "line" of sorts and you get to try for a wave when your turn is up).

Also they are getting towed into the wave because the waves are moving too fast and are too slabby to paddle into. Waves this size at other reefs (search Cloudbreak 2012) can be paddle into.

[–]platzie 6 points7 points ago

And this is what it looks like when you hit the coral bottom (Keala Kennelly):

http://i.imgur.com/AeB6A.jpg

[–]Miz_Mink 3 points4 points ago

I got a strange sense of vertigo, and a fluttery stomach just from looking at this shot. That oncoming wave looks scary, from a scaredy-cat non-surfer's POV that is. Ultra double plus, plus awesome for a surfer no doubt.

[–]wevcss 2 points3 points ago

Wouldnt rogue waves(episodic waves) be the heaviest wave? They are unpredictable and have the power to break a ship in half. They form a hole in the sea and it looks like a wall of water has formed. This big (what could be 100 ft) wall of water crashing down on a ship will just break it in half. I think there is footage of them but obviously not the big ones (there cant be any footage cause there is almost no chance at surviving).

[–]Primeribsteak 1 point2 points ago

"heaviest" wave ridden.

[–]maxout2142 0 points1 point ago

It’s also the only place in the world with a definable perfect pipeline

[–]bishman 10 points11 points ago

This was the first picture I had ever seen of Teahupoo and in my mind it is a classic piece of surf photography.

[–]franklin9500 11 points12 points ago

"Party wave"- Otto Rocket

[–]rossiFan 7 points8 points ago

If you've ever been held under longer than you can hold your breath by a wave while surfing, that picture should give you the heebie jeebies.

[–]PuyallupCoug 5 points6 points ago

Had it happen to me on a shorebreak while boogieboarding at pipeline. I'm as haole as they come and I definitely shouldn't have been out there. I was 6 feet from shore but was held under.

I gained a much greater respect for the ocean that day.

[–]Suzi752000 68 points69 points ago

Can I ask whats happening? It looks awesome but have never surfed and not sure what is occurring to make the sea look llike that. Cue downvotes for being thick.

[–]TheBroAbides[S] 44 points45 points ago

Here is a brief description of the wave characteristics. I love to surf but I'm no wave expert - so hopefully someone can explain this better?

[–]mpv81 72 points73 points ago

Basically, the wave comes from a long period swell (powerful ocean storms create ripples on the surface of the ocean-- the more powerful the storm the longer the period between and the higher these "ripples" are) from the south that travels a relatively short distance and slams directly into Tahiti. There are no continental shelves to deal with since it's an island and it catches the raw power of the ocean storm. In addition, whereas in a lot of places the ocean floor gradually slopes upward to meet the reef or beach, the wave at Teahupoo comes from very deep and slams directly into that shallow reef which is why it is such a heavy wave. If you look at other pictures, you'll notice there is no "back" to the wave. It's quite literally the ocean running full speed and suddenly tripping over a shallow, razor sharp reef.

Hope that helps, but if not, check this deeper explanation out:

Teahupoo, Tahiti

EDIT: Sorry, here is the actual surf mechanics of Teahupoo

The first link is just really cool pictures, so I'll leave it.

[–]DJffeJ 3 points4 points ago

How do ppl not get caught in that? Or were they just lucky to be on the side when it happened?

[–]mpv81 21 points22 points ago

The guys you see sitting on their surfboards are in the channel. The channel is basically a place where there is no reef due to river runoff or some other factor and is pretty much a safe zone. There is almost always a channel at reef breaks where surfers paddle out and then position themselves over the reef to catch an incoming wave.

It's actually really cool to see a surf contest at Teahupoo. There are a bunch of boats and jetskis just sitting off in the channel completely safe from the wave but only a few hundred feet or less away from the impact zone, so the spectators and waiting surfers get a great view of the action.

[–]BlerpityBloop 10 points11 points ago

It's a very deep channel that runs in to a very shallow reef, so the speed of the bottom part of the wave, as it hits the reef, gets overtaken by the top of the wave. The top part 'jacks up' and forms a breaking wave.

This is the mechanics of ALL waves. Teahupo just happens to be a freak of hydrodynamics.

Here's a scene from "Riding Giants" that explains it in a bit more detail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xF5tWOcc6Is#t=108s

[–]frodeem 3 points4 points ago

thanks, that is amazing.

[–]TheHoneyBadger23 5 points6 points ago

As someone from Wisconsin who has only been so far as ankle deep in the Pacific and Atlantic.... Thank you for asking and Thank You for those who explained the picture.

[–]gorofgof 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes for asking :)

[–]BlerpityBloop 14 points15 points ago

Here's what happens when you wipe out on that wave:

http://www.surfertoday.com/images/stories/kealakennelly.jpg

[–]OlePuddinHead 15 points16 points ago

Be thankful this person didnt lose an eye.

[–]shadowvox 57 points58 points ago

Should have added a NSFL tag to that...

[–]CrazyHorse84 11 points12 points ago

Not Safe For Face.

[–]prisrunner 2 points3 points ago

The wave basically took half her face off.

[–]Call_Me_Z 4 points5 points ago

Sick 15-minute movie about the biggest swell in history at Teahupoo: http://youtu.be/uIBgWI_BTyM?hd=1

[–]SydneyPoitier 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Bruce Irons losing his boardies and being towed through the lineup by Koby.

[–]pooskerdoo 17 points18 points ago

That's swell!

[–]Manly-man 5 points6 points ago

I sea what you did there..

[–]dressedAsDog 6 points7 points ago

I tried surfing once, and I almost drowned on waves one tenth this size. How people do this is freaking amazing.

[–]elfherder 3 points4 points ago

[–]ramo805 3 points4 points ago

That's a clever way of posting a repost

[–]SourCreamWater 3 points4 points ago

Even though I'm regular foot, I'd way rather drop in at chopes than Shipstern's or Cyclops. Those fuckers are UGLY.

[–]OhNo-NotAgain 3 points4 points ago

In case someone is interested in the physics, take a look at images 12 and 14:

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/teahupoo-surf-mechanics_58392/

[–]RedPenVandal 3 points4 points ago

Teahupoo scares the absolute shit out of me.

[–]Rza808 7 points8 points ago

This is te a hu po'o, not pronounced chopo like some may say. Your heart feels the pressure as the wave crashes. It's like a real hollow bass tone going right through you!

[–]103020302 9 points10 points ago

Cho'pu is how Kelly Slater pronounces is and that's enough for me.

[–]d38sj5438dh23 1 point2 points ago

us bros call it chopes

[–]SourCreamWater 4 points5 points ago

Mmmm, no it's pronounced Chopu. The "Te a" are just said really fast to make the "cho" sound.

Source: Everyone who actually surfs.

[–]Vitalic123 7 points8 points ago

Can you though. Can you REALLY?

[–]volstedgridban 5 points6 points ago

Man, I laughed like a fool at this.

<OP> I can stare at this picture all day.
<Vitalic123> Why must you turn this place into a HOUSE OF LIES?!?

[–]raijba 2 points3 points ago

I worked in a restaurant where this picture was hanging on the wall across the cash register, so I actually did stare at this all day.

[–]funkskipneedlebank 2 points3 points ago

thick ass wave. you don't want no part of that.

[–]waxing_gibbons 2 points3 points ago

I've been surfing for 15 years and this wave scares the shit out me. Also, not visible in the picture is the razor sharp reef just below the surface.

[–]H3RB1E 3 points4 points ago

Through out the years that I will surf, I may pick up the courage to head to The Wedge and give that a go, I may raise the funds to head over to Indonesia and Australasia to spend a week riding perfect barrels all day long. What I will never do however, is grow balls big enough to paddle out at Teahupoo and catch something.

Props to those who do.

[–]SundayRed 2 points3 points ago

I was fortunate enough to visit Tahiti on a brief stop-over to LA last year and made it my mission to see Teahupoo.

I am not an experienced surfer so I never contemplated actually getting on a board, but I did charter a boat out to the reef and swim around in between the breaks.

One of the greatest experiences of my life. People only see Teahupoo when it's pumping, so here are a few photos on an "off" day when I was pretty much the only person there.

http://imgur.com/a/QeU7j

[–]tatts13 1 point2 points ago

Me too, just the picture, from the comfort of my chair, that is one scary wave.

[–]yihaw 1 point2 points ago

Is that from the Clive Tanaka album?

[–]m0yashi 2 points3 points ago

That looks like this

You're thinking of this YouTube upload Sick song.

[–]kyleguillaume 0 points1 point ago

I can too. It took 5 minutes to load.

[–]jgstate1 0 points1 point ago

Sausage fest!

[–]PowderedToasty 0 points1 point ago

Damn check out the sweet set of boueys on the left?

[–]Bongfather 1 point2 points ago

It is Legendary.

[–]moddie 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this song i like http://youtu.be/vSeoeFoA7c0

[–]I-hate-reposts -1 points0 points ago

I cant

[–]famouslyinfamous 1 point2 points ago

What's that dot in the horizon? Is someone drowning out there?

[–]jimbol 1 point2 points ago

I'm upvoting, but only for the giant floating boobs.

[–]VenisonMogambi 1 point2 points ago

Did an image search for Teahupoo and found this:

http://www.surfertoday.com/images/stories/kealakennelly.jpg

I guess the wave won.

[–]huntrguy102 1 point2 points ago

this photo must have won an award or something.

[–]jantteri -1 points0 points ago

So where's the shark?

[–]dmcneary 1 point2 points ago

[–]Tocor 1 point2 points ago

I am actually rather scared.

[–]dirtymick 0 points1 point ago

Sharks. Sharks everywhere.

[–]imClot 1 point2 points ago

I think I might now add surfing to my list of possible/future hobbies... After I grow some balls and swimming skills though.

[–]slobby 1 point2 points ago

That looks like one of several nightmares I have had

[–]Yousaywah 0 points1 point ago

They are all fucked

[–]whatismyproblem 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the buoys look like boobs.

[–]Octopus_Tetris 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, either the whole day, or more likely 6,3 seconds.

[–]Venguard 0 points1 point ago

It's because of the dudes right?

[–]amtv_88 1 point2 points ago

Is it the pair of orange boobs in the water that keep you staring?

[–]jenau 0 points1 point ago

Why don't they attach cables to surfers so when they do these big waves the chopper could just pull them up etc?

I know that there would be a lot of things that would have to be taken into consideration while creating a system like this, but, I think it would be great if the system would work on impact or something, less deaths right?

I was just thinking about this because this shit probably gets "real" really fast

[–]BizarroSparkS 1 point2 points ago

How does this work? It looks like a giant hole was just dug out of the ground, there is no way those guys could be going away from the wave, yet they are all just chillin' and hardly paying notice to the giant ass hole in the water?

[–]xDIREWOLFx 0 points1 point ago

Me too...those are some sweet orange boobs

[–]dude12322 0 points1 point ago

I can hear o fortuna in the background

[–]tinfins 0 points1 point ago

That break scares the bejeezus out of me.

[–]Xants 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, those bouys are pretty hot.

[–]BrokeDiamond 0 points1 point ago

Pretty soon, there's going to be some angry kid with a wet lump of sand.

[–]ugtarmas 0 points1 point ago

Dude in the bottom right with the yin yang board is hot, i would not mind giving him a backrub.

[–]solarayz 0 points1 point ago

Beautiful.

[–]king_hippo77 0 points1 point ago

I can stare at this picture all day....

...because the buoys look like boobs.

[–]reltne 0 points1 point ago

Chopes! 'tis the season

[–]Drunkturtle 0 points1 point ago

This is also the #7 top photo of all time in /r/surfing.

[–]greenseertj 0 points1 point ago

WOW

[–]ooooo_ooooo 0 points1 point ago

I cannot. Looking at pictures of big ocean waves really rustles my jimmes.

[–]bails903 0 points1 point ago

Little did Op know, that the ocean was finally declaring war on iceland

[–]djhspawn 0 points1 point ago

I know this photo!!!

From a surfer magazine about a Billabong contest? I kept that issue for a long time because I was so amazed by how thick the wave was.

[–]Coppice1994 0 points1 point ago

My geography teacher had this on his wall for as long as I can remember, so you know it's good. He was also a massive surfer, so I guess that could also be it.

[–]leitcher 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the entrance to Aslan's country.

[–]slow6i 0 points1 point ago

Not. Even. Once.

[–]platinumgulls 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this:

Huge Cloudbreak – Volcom Fiji Pro July 2012

Was called off when the conditions got too dangerous. An hour later, the surfers were back out riding. Amazing.

[–]PsychoNitro 0 points1 point ago

Cool, I had a poster of that years ago.

[–]Matt2486 0 points1 point ago

Teahupoo!

[–]Gizmodork -1 points0 points ago

It would be better if we knew all these douche bag surfers died from this.

[–]bbbeeennnyyy 0 points1 point ago

People interested in seeing a documentary on big wave surfing (the best doco I've ever seen) should check out riding giants. Its spectacular

[–]Pixelman4140 0 points1 point ago

Nope.avi

[–]RobocopUnicornKat 0 points1 point ago

I saw this and screamed tsunami! WHY IS NO ONE ELSE!?

[–]wafflecakes2000 0 points1 point ago

i am very confused about what is going on in this picture

[–]LaChupacabras 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... He must work out.

[–]madredr1 0 points1 point ago

I can't. I've got too much stuff to do.

[–]Infynitee 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. That.

[–]C_K_B 0 points1 point ago

You could stare at this picture all day are you crazy? That would kill me if I looked at this for too long I'd feel like a puppy waiting for breakfast to be served. I would need to drive out to closest beach and go for a little surf session. (Hawaii boy here)