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[–]scuby22 78 points79 points ago

I would be interested to know how well people really do match at 96%. I've read their statistics blog (http://blog.okcupid.com) and they've collected a massive amounts of data and analyzed it to find some interesting insights. They've collaborated with Nate Silver. They seem to care about the science.

[–]stiney 67 points68 points ago

I met someone who was my 99% match... and yeah, we've been going steady for awhile now. It worked! In our case, at least.

[–]momble 37 points38 points ago

Same here - 99% match! Over a year together now, and we're planning to move in with each other in the near future.

[–]theendoftheinternet 46 points47 points ago

I'm getting married to my 96% :)

[–]MLRSguy 22 points23 points ago

I just got done having a few wonderful dates with my 85% and it's looking promising!

[–]DrMonocle 121 points122 points ago

I was murdered by my 48%. :(

[–]TimingIsntEverything 53 points54 points ago

Oh that's funny, i murdered my 48%

[–]messar_oung 14 points15 points ago

I already married my 96%! :]

[–]jackiepanda 21 points22 points ago

another 99% couple checking in, been together 2 years

my other 99% match and i are very good friends now, too.

[–]sjagr 29 points30 points ago

  • Go to OKC
  • Begin searching by Match % with no other parameters other than having a picture and being no older than 25, within 25 miles.
  • Highest match 69%
  • Within 50 miles, highest match 75%
  • Within 100 miles, 79%
  • Within 250 miles, 80%
  • Within 500 miles, 80%

I GIVE UP.

[–]lifejolt 10 points11 points ago

If this isn't a silly joke, I suggest answering a shit-ton more questions.

[–]Vidyogamasta 3 points4 points ago

I honestly just hate a lot of the questions, because the logic behind them can get a bit confusing. Like, answering "High income doesn't matter to me." I would answer no myself, since I would like to be able to support a family on a single income if possible, but on the other hand it's certainly not necessary. That means I check "No" myself and I have to accept girls that consider it important AND not important, meaning the "relevance" is set to 0.

And then the girls can often misunderstand what's going on because it's confusing, and then they say "It's unacceptable for him to think high income isn't important," and I pull up red when that's clearly not what their intention was with their answer.

Girl I'm talking to now started at like 74%, but as she's answered more questions (and I went through and answered ones she had that I hadn't), it's up to 84%, and the more I learn about her the more I like her. Don't have to be a 99% match to turn out well, I don't think.

[–]HunterOtobe 33 points34 points ago

Unfortunately they haven't posted anything new on the blog in over a year, so I fear it may be dead. It's quite disappointing because the data they presented was always interesting and sometimes even useful.

[–]ilikepix 63 points64 points ago

IIRC the blog was quietly taken out back and shot after they got acquired by Match.com

[–]facecube 44 points45 points ago

The post about why paid dating sites never work very well went away at the same time.

[–]HunterOtobe 13 points14 points ago

looking at the blog, it seems like they had a couple posts after being acquired by match.com, but ya, I expect they were the ones that killed the blog. The site as a whole has gone down hill since the acquisition.

[–]ICantDoBackflips 41 points42 points ago

I went out with a 96% match and she broke my heart and I'll never love again. So I'd say the match system is pretty accurate. I'm gonna go see how her facebook page is doing.

[–]gilbertsmith 20 points21 points ago

My girlfriend and I were about 98% or so. We've been together about 9 months and it's going pretty great.

We even assembled an Ikea dresser together.

[–]danmayzing 14 points15 points ago

You did something with her involving Ikea? It's love!

[–]fakecandy 18 points19 points ago

I think it's answering honestly to their questions that helps determine the outcome of the match percentage. My partner and I both answered over a thousand each. We were a 98% match. We live together now and have been together over a year. This is just my opinion of course. I found the more match questions I answered the better the site worked for me.

[–]lizzyborden42 11 points12 points ago

I just married a guy I met on OKC. I don't remember the match percentage but I think it was in the nineties. In fact, I met a couple of guys who were interesting enough to go on a few dates with. Not everyone was a great match but a decent amount of them were enough to make a nice evening.

[–]_transatlantique 15 points16 points ago

I have a date tonight with someone who is a ~90% match. I'll let you know if he tries to kill me or not.

[–]Digimule 19 points20 points ago

Assuming he's actually like you, and that you're not likely to kill someone on a first date, you have a 90% chance of surviving your date.

That remaining 10% can be a real bitch though.

[–]DrMonocle 12 points13 points ago

But you have a .9*^2=81% chance of being alive after two dates. Your chances of surviving 10 dates would be only 34.9%!

This is why I've given up on love.

[–]pcx99 13 points14 points ago

Soooo. I met two girls on OK cupid. One was a 99% match over a couple thousand questions. 99% match, 80% friend, 6% enemy. We basically friendzoned each other and we're still really good friends to this day!

The other was a 95% match (again over a couple thousand questions), 95% match, 75% friend, 10% enemy. I ended up marrying her. It was one of those "you just know" epiphanies! We never had a fight, we can talk about anything, we rarely disagree and usually quickly find common middle ground when we do.

So that's a small sample size, but getting a great friend and a great wife seems like OKC is batting a thousand!

[–]dclowd9901 8 points9 points ago

They need a feedback mechanism. They're not getting data on the back end. You go on dates, but they don't ask how it went, or where you missed, or anything. How can they expect to actually match people if they're not checking their recommendations?

[–]ForrestFireDW 4 points5 points ago

They do kind of... when you disable or delete your account it asks why, if you click "Because I found someone on this site" and type in their name its a good set of feedback.

[–]mooseknuckle83 6 points7 points ago

I'm having an awesome time with my 97% match! We'll just have to see where it goes, though... but so far so good!

[–]Sir_T_Bullocks 11 points12 points ago

I've been matched with many girls listed at 90% and above. Most if not all ignore my cordial and polite greetings. I must be doing something wrong.

Oh yeah, I'm ugly. (Oh and to clarify, the girls are really really attractive. It seems lopsided.)

[–]I_CAPE_RATS 18 points19 points ago

Mickey Rooney married Ava Gardner. Mel Ferrer married Audrey Hepburn. Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe.

Remember, money and fame is more important than good looks!

[–]beetnemesis 106 points107 points ago

Went out with a 99% for a couple months. She was cool, but in retrospect it was one of those "Perfect for each other on paper, no spark" things

[–]eldritchsandwich 30 points31 points ago

I dated a girl from OKC with a ~90% match, and it was the same situation. We got along really well, and on paper everything should have worked out great, but I just never really felt anything for her beyond that. Was a real bitch trying to figure out WHY I wasn't into her and coming up empty-handed.

[–]asinine2 68 points69 points ago

She probably just didn't smell right. You know the smell, the one that sets your blood to boiling and your brain starts thinking "I bet she has a really compatible immune system with mine, we'd make healthy babies."

[–]_jeth 31 points32 points ago

I LOVE that smell.

[–]hoganloaf 6 points7 points ago

Natural Selection

A new fragrance by C-Dar

[–]PercyChuggs 112 points113 points ago

All you people finding happiness on OKCupid can kiss my lonely, single ass!

[–]Iamkraze 40 points41 points ago

haha, dat feels. Messages Ignored.

[–]ModernTenshi04 5 points6 points ago

At least it's not like POF where they will ACTUALLY tell you if your message was deleted by the person you sent it to. I think it could even tell you "unread/deleted".

Well, that's how it was when I last used the site a few years ago, not sure if that's the case now, but still, nothing sucks more than seeing a message you sent to someone was deleted.

[–]gilbertsmith 4 points5 points ago

PoF is horrible. I really like how OKCupid has the Q&A.

All you have on PoF is their shitty profile to go on and a bunch of keywords.

[–]wallofeden 282 points283 points ago

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 43 points44 points ago

"Love, such a silly game we play"

[–]ilikepix 408 points409 points ago

OkCupid was kind of an unpleasant awakening for me. When I tried it a few years ago, everyone who matched as 95% or higher was a pretentious bisexual hipster doofus.

[–]atheistjubu 42 points43 points ago

Are you saying that through OKC, you learned that you were a pretentious bisexual hipster doofus?

[–]Krail 12 points13 points ago

I do believe that was the implication.

[–]solkim 146 points147 points ago

Oh god, so many artist/dj/blogger/barista girls from Brooklyn.

Know what always cheered me up? Looking at %Enemy. So many people who think the Earth is bigger than the Sun.

[–]freecanice 66 points67 points ago

I remember back on 4chan there were "OKC Nemesis" threads, where you find the least compatible person on the site and message them things like "we must do battle" or "stop ruining my life".

It was good times.

[–]solkim 31 points32 points ago

Haha. I suppose I sometimes held my own OKC Nemesis conversations. I wish I had saved some of them.

"You know the sun is the big bright yellow one that comes out during the day and not the white one that usually comes out at night, right?"

[–]ICantDoBackflips 28 points29 points ago

I tried messaging a girl that was rated 0% match, 0% friend, and 99% enemy. I just asked if she had any idea why OKC thought we were so incompatible because I didn't think her profile was that bad. She was a pastry chef, so I told her that at the very least I would pretend to be nice to her just for the baked goods.

She viewed my profile and didn't reply.

[–]oliksandr 17 points18 points ago

I saw one girl who was name "nidoqueen" and then some string of numbers and her "Message Me" was "If you are my nidoking and you love Jesus". We were 99% enemies.

[–]MySexAndDrugsAccount 13 points14 points ago

And the one with STALE and STEAL. How the fuck do people get that question wrong?

[–]solkim 5 points6 points ago

In fairness, there are some pretty smart dyslexics.

[–]SmoothWD40 33 points34 points ago

So many people who think the Earth is bigger than the Sun.

Da fuq? Is this even a thing??? Please god tell me this isn't a thing.

[–]solkim 34 points35 points ago

Ahh, so many OKC memories. My two all time favorites were the girl who Wrote Every Sentence Like This No Matter What and the one who made her entire profile a poem. It wasn't a good poem.

[–]Saint947 4 points5 points ago

OKCupid: A Song of Vice and Liar(s)

[–]imnotashinobi 17 points18 points ago

Should probably censor out the name.

[–]Amorphous_Shadow 11 points12 points ago

My mistake. Luckily their account is already deleted. OKC accounts don't usually last long.

[–]grammatiker 4 points5 points ago

I just... I don't... what?

[–]solkim 28 points29 points ago

It's one of the few questions I had marked in OKCupid as "Mandatory" (as in, you must have answered this question correctly). Yeah, lots of people got it wrong.

[–]SmoothWD40 30 points31 points ago

[–]SchweitzersCat 34 points35 points ago

I make sure they get that question wrong, and that they're hot.

Hot + dumb = easy pickings.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 17 points18 points ago

I have been entrapped several times because the participant answered that question incorrectly and I assumed they were joking.

[–]Seyloren 15 points16 points ago

That's the first question I look for. If they answered correctly, I scroll down to their "Message me if:" section to see if they mention "Must love Jesus".

If that's there, fuck that. On to the next one.

[–]slapded 21 points22 points ago

My name is Jesus

[–]Seyloren 11 points12 points ago

No worries. I'm a straight male so there's no way I could love you. I'm sorry.

So it still applies. I'm sure you're a great guy and all, it just can't work between us.

[–]Shurikane 63 points64 points ago

Christ, I had the same problem.

After answering 500+ questions, those sorts of people ended up as my highest matches. For context, I am a geek/gamer, not politically or religiously inclined, not interested in kids, and I heavily prefer indoor activities. I marked most of my questions as very important or mandatory in an attempt to draw a clear line. Instead, the site offered me this among others:

  • A few devout bible thumpers, expecting their date to believe in God.

  • Several, SEVERAL pure outdoorsy wild-camping mountain climbers.

  • That one obligatory girl who's marked as bisexual but begins her profile by saying she won't accept messages from men in any fashion whatsoever. (We all got one of those!)

  • Single moms, never above 22 years old.

Basically OKC took everything I wanted, flipped it around and gave me that. The whole thing was an exercise in futility. Could've sworn the website was trolling me.

[–]kasumi1190 44 points45 points ago

I think you're doing something wrong.

[–]Shurikane 14 points15 points ago

My thoughts exactly, but I haven't yet found what it was I was doing wrong. :(

[–]dumpstergirl 17 points18 points ago

If you set out too many mandatories, you are probably selecting against people who have answered a large # of questions. Go back and refine a lot of the mandatories to "very important."

I think you are throwing out the people with a bulk of personality information because they miss one question, and now the only ones that fit your standards have answered like 20 questions.

Source: Used OKCupid; met mate of 8 years on internet.

[–]Shurikane 4 points5 points ago

I remember having a previous account where I'd answered a huge number of questions, with a varying degree of importance. Somewhere along the line I felt this wasn't a good way to go so I started over and this time skipped over any question I thought was non-pertinent fluff. I also adopted a harder line of importance but nonetheless stuck to dealbreakers when saying 'mandatory'. Most of the rest were VI.

The second method landed me what I felt was a better-defined set of matches, though in absolute terms, there was still much room for improvement.

[–]troglodyte 3 points4 points ago

Maybe you answered questions in a way that the other person really wanted? That's all I can think of.

[–]friguron 15 points16 points ago

Do compare people having answered more than 500 questions, and DON'T compare the broken and optimistic Match/Friend/Enemy value appearing on the main page. Instead, compare the grey bars appearing on the right part of the screen when browsing other people's questions. THAT's the data really working.

[–]Shurikane 11 points12 points ago

I forgot about that. I did notice it when I was on OKC.

Match percentage: "OMG MAKE BABIES NOW"

Friend percentage: "BFFS!"

Enemy percentage: "-9001!"

Then...

Religion Match: 1/2%

Lifestyle Match: "lol"

Dating Match: "Michael J. Caboose"

Activities Match: "Cat, meet dog."

Confusing as hell to say the least.

[–]kunaltrow 3 points4 points ago

Caboose as a bad thing?

[–]Fidgetstic 13 points14 points ago

My one 95% match was my ex wife.

[–]bib4tuna 19 points20 points ago

I met a 94%, she was a cunt, I married a 75ishsomething%

[–]Breakfastest 25 points26 points ago

You got married to someone you met on OkCupid?

If so, daaaaamn. Congrats on that shit.

[–]bib4tuna 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, years ago before the site was completely fucked.

[–]chiagod 19 points20 points ago

WTF man! You're not following the "catch and release" rules?! No wonder the waters are looking thin now...

[–]untrustableskeptic 4 points5 points ago

Yeah that sounds like all of my matches. So... You single?

[–]Apollo908[S] 16 points17 points ago

I can't stop laughing.

[–]chum_guzzler 5 points6 points ago

Too real.

[–]jasonallen19 22 points23 points ago

I'm a 32 yo guy who's going on a date tonight with a 43yo cougar (first time) simply because we were 0% enemy on okcupid. We both have answered over 100 questions and usually everyone else is at least 10% enemy.

[–]ICantDoBackflips 12 points13 points ago

This means that there's no way you two will end up not liking each other. You can do anything and she'll be cool with it.

Okay, we have to test this. As soon as you meet her, just punch her in the face. I mean really knock her on her fucking ass. If she gets up smiling then we'll know that OkCupid is truly perfect.

[–]jasonallen19 5 points6 points ago

Funny, because part of what we have in common is we both like to Kickbox. I might just have to knock her out first things first, that way I establish a proper stance of dominance from the very beginning.

[–]deeeeez 19 points20 points ago

I was on OKCupid for about two weeks and ready to quit because I hated everyone, then I got a message from a 98% match. He's the only guy I've ever met through an online service, and we've been together since our first date, a year and a half ago. That match shit works, answer the questions. That is all.

[–]dietotaku 74 points75 points ago

eharmony has no sense of humor.

also, they don't allow gay people, so fuck them.

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 37 points38 points ago

eHarmony is just an overly-aggrandized Christian dating site. It makes a lot of sense.

It's never worth the time to use it, even for straight people.

[–]TerraPhane 3 points4 points ago

Christian dating site

You know it will work, because God.

Now about those fees...

[–]Hadrius 11 points12 points ago

fuck them.

They won't let us. :(

[–]soothaa 44 points45 points ago

After reading all these comments I gotta be doing something wrong.

1) Find attractive >90% match 2) Shoot them an interesting message introducing myself and asking them a question about themselves 3) Never hear back 4) Be confused

Not sure what I'm missing here and I'm good looking and a nice guy :/

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 28 points29 points ago

Attractive women on dating sites run the table. If you got ten or 20 messages per day, I assure you that you'd be picky too.

[–]soothaa 9 points10 points ago

Honestly, how many of those messages do they not instantly delete??

I was talking with my friend and she showed me the messages she was getting, I know for a fact that mine stand out as an intelligent nice guy! :/

[–]aamendola3 7 points8 points ago

Same here, my friend showed me her inbox.. you wouldn't believe what these guys think works on that site. I've never felt so intelligent and charismatic in my life

[–]Vaguely_Saunter 3 points4 points ago

What was your first line like? Back when I was single, after being overwhelmed with creepy messages, I pretty much tried not to log into OKC ever. But I'd still check the notification e-mails. Unfortunately, those don't let you read the whole message without logging into the site (which I was avoiding because the more recently you've logged in, the more creepy messages you will receive).

Since the e-mail often only contains the first line, if you're starting off with "Hi there!" and skip down a line, that's all a girl is going to see in the e-mail. But if you start off with something like "Hi there, I noticed you really like ____" or something, then when she checks her e-mail she's going to have more to go off of before even having to log in.

So while you want to overall create an interesting message, you want that first sentence to be detailed enough to make her want to log in and see the rest of it.

[–]glowghost 18 points19 points ago

There's one word in your post that tells me what could be the problem. That word is interesting. There's no way of knowing what you posted is interesting to somebody else. It's a shot in the dark messaging attractive strangers on that fucking pink website. I know how you feel.

[–]soothaa 14 points15 points ago

Well let me change that: a message that conveys an understanding of the English language and proper grammar, a message not asking for sex or nudes, conveying interest in them as a person.

[–]CalleHK 20 points21 points ago

The worst is when you send a message and they look at your profile, then ignore. Well fuck you too lady.

[–]Counterkulture 10 points11 points ago

Better than going on one date and then getting the brush off.

[–]CalleHK 6 points7 points ago

I guess you're right. She's at least not wasting my time or money.

[–]ModernTenshi04 5 points6 points ago

What sort of message do you send them? Give an example.

And yeah, as others have pointed out, attractive girls on OKC basically call the shots I'm afraid. I'm in the early stages of dating a girl who's match percentage is at 94% with me, and she said she gets plenty of messages each day, but she feels a lot of them are from creepers. Fortunately she didn't find me to be one of them.

It's also possible that your message just got "lost in the mix" if she gets several each day, so you could keep trying.

[–]soothaa 3 points4 points ago

95% girl that in her profile says she knows where to get the best supply of twinkies in case of a Zombie apocalypse. My message:

"Okay so when the zombie apocalypse happens, where DO you find the best supply of twinkles? We already have a zombie clause in our roommate agreement here, and have been practicing headshots (does Call Of Duty count?), but we do not have the twinky part down"

Another girl who mentions how frustrated she is at not being good at specific things but a jack of all trades:

"Ahh man I really feel you about being a jack of all trades, it is pretty frustrating!

I'm [removed], it's nice to meet you!

Where are you going to school, UC?"

[–]ModernTenshi04 4 points5 points ago

None of those seem like they're bad, as the one I'm in the beginning stages of dating replied to, "So what do you think of the current season of The Walking Dead?"

Your first example could be a bit long winded, but nothing I'd think to be terrible. Your second one is sort of a "closed ending" type message, where it's not really soliciting a reply. The generic "nice to meet you" message almost never works, as I'm sure she has plenty of guys who think it would be nice to meet her.

So, what I'm thinking? It's something about your profile. The big thing for her that caused her to reply within 5 minutes of my sending the initial message is I used to work in the same type of job she's currently working, and apparently guys have written her off for her job (they liken it to low level, minimum wage work), so she figured I wouldn't be judgmental about that. Though we also had a lot of things in common.

You might try hitting up /r/datingadvice and posting a link to your profile for feedback on things you can change to make it better/make you more desirable. They'll critique your essay posts, your pictures, everything.

[–]figrollwastakenwtf 4 points5 points ago

A friend of mine who does online dating did exactly the same. But he only started getting success when he used cheesy one liners.

Something like:

"I think we should stop seeing each other"

Seriously, apparently works x10 better than actually trying.

[–]treepulse 3 points4 points ago

I wouldn't recommend introducing yourself too much. You basically want to give them the trailer, just enough to reel them in, but not reveal everything about yourself. Also, I think it might sometimes be more appropriate to just invite them out to something you're doing. If its something they'd like, I.e: a hike, a concert, etc, they'll be more likely to accept. It's better to show them you're fun rather than explain why you're fun. I.E: Hey, I like outdoors too, let's grab coffee sometime. Vs. Hey, I'm going on a hike up (insert mountain) Saturday morning. You should come, its a great hike. It also gives you the satisfaction that you can later send her pictures of the hike if she can't make it/doesnt respond.

[–]oliksandr 13 points14 points ago

Oh my lord. I found a 99% match with only 1% enemy. We had 6 questions that were "unacceptable answers" and they weren't even bad. We met up, went on two dates, she was extremely gorgeous, and a nerd, and socially, politically, and philosophically aligned with me.

She decided not to see me anymore and never gave me a reason.

Sucks man.

[–]dinomonkey 6 points7 points ago

In my case everything was going well until she canceled the third date (but she genuinely seemed sorry for having to, due to unexpected circumstances). I was out of town for the next two weeks, and over that time I felt like she was losing interest.

I assumed she met someone else during that time that she was more interested in, so I stopped contacting her. A week or so later she sent me a generic "Sorry I've been unresponsive, blah blah blah, I don't see this working out" message, not realizing that I'd already given up. She also deactivated her account, more or less confirming my assumptions.

Having lost interest in using the site, I've since taken a passive approach to OKC, letting girls contact me first. It works better than I'd expect it to, but so far nothing that's caught my eye in nearly the same way. I think I'm going to get a new dog instead.

[–]hoganloaf 4 points5 points ago

Hopefully that dog puts out.

[–]KaelisSC 14 points15 points ago

with over 1596 questions answered I have a 99.9 % match, and I am dating him :P

[–]Not_impressed123 13 points14 points ago

I tried okcupid once and met my now boyfriend of 9 months. I think he was an 86% match. Answer your questions, and give them thought. We of the female variety read those things, don't shorten words or be stupid ("u", "dem", "danggirlusofiiiiiiiine"). Don't send a message that just says just says "Hey!", unless you're Ron Swanson, you won't be able to pull it off.

[–]dclowd9901 12 points13 points ago

Ironically, those dates always turned out the worst. Why? Because we had too much in common. That is to say, she was too much like me. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm an asshole.

[–]dumpstergirl 4 points5 points ago

Depends on how you answer questions. I like a mate different and complimentary to me, so the way I answered the questions and the way my ideal mate should answer the questions were different. Make sure you know what you want when filling out the question, and make sure to click "not important" as often as needed.

[–]CaptainKCS 50 points51 points ago

"Only 8 people in the world, Marshall!!!"

[–]waggle238 31 points32 points ago

Laugh track

[–]thisissamsaxton 25 points26 points ago

[–]omgwtfmegan 56 points57 points ago

whenever i have a 90% + match, it turns out to be a guy i've already dated. :(

[–]armchairneonslim 80 points81 points ago

plot twist: the guy is really you

[–]hwisprian 17 points18 points ago

I'd totally date myself.

[–]mysticsavage 11 points12 points ago

I can't be with someone like me...I hate myself!

[–]TotallyNotThatOneGuy 5 points6 points ago

I'd date me so hard.

[–]waggle238 48 points49 points ago

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA! I was you the whole time!

[–]CptnLarsMcGillicutty 3 points4 points ago

plot twist: I'm also me

[–]OtherGeorgeDubya 20 points21 points ago

Yeah, I did not have a good time when I first signed up for the site.

While filling out the surveys, I got a call from one of my best friends telling me he had just gotten engaged. Then when I finished everything and clicked the "Find my matches" button, my top match at 98% was an ex I was trying to get over. I closed the browser window, and I've never gone back to the site.

[–]runamok1022 5 points6 points ago

So what went wrong with the ex?

[–]MrBlahStrikesAgain 15 points16 points ago

They got engaged to his best friend.

[–]OtherGeorgeDubya 4 points5 points ago

A lot.

[–]moose_testes 8 points9 points ago

OMG! WTF, Megan?

[–]glowghost 4 points5 points ago

I ran into two ex girlfriends and one of my best friends on there last year. The twist? My friend was 15-30% higher match than both of my exes. Turns out I really don't know how to pick them IRL?

[–]gech 3 points4 points ago

How many guys have you dated?

[–]DiamondsWithaZ 30 points31 points ago

Sam and Dean!

[–]Le_Plant 17 points18 points ago

I can spot that moose's majestic mane bobbing anywhere.

[–]dbt4949 8 points9 points ago

I thought I recognized the hair also.

[–]lakinbacon 7 points8 points ago

Came here looking for this post.

[–]CalleHK 23 points24 points ago

The only 98% + match I've found only dated guys with a job and a neck tattoo. I told her to pick one because you aren't getting both. She picked neck tattoo...

[–]Zelarius 13 points14 points ago

Dodged a bullet there friend.

[–]glowghost 5 points6 points ago

Hey, tattoo artist is a job. You can have both.

[–]jerseyboyji 27 points28 points ago

Met my GF of over a year on that site. She messaged me first. we had like a <50% match. Not big on their metrics. Opposites attract. Compromise is everything in a healthy relationship.

[–]exactlycake 55 points56 points ago

Met my boyfriend on okcupid 3 years ago. We were a 96% match. Meeting him was like meeting someone who finally "got" me, but who was different enough that it wasn't like dating myself.

I can't really think of a time that we have done any serious compromising other then normal things like housekeeping and money. We don't fight, and hardly ever have serious disagreements. He's my best friend and I can honestly say that this is the first time in my life where I feel settled and love has felt as easy as breathing.

Most of the time we just hang out laughing and supporting one another's goals. I really owe okcupid.

[–]EmperorSofa 20 points21 points ago

That sounds lovely.

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 39 points40 points ago

Nice try, OKC 'viral' marketing.

[–]farfledarfles 7 points8 points ago

You lucky bastards...

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 12 points13 points ago

AYEEEEE YOU FROM JOYSEY??

[–]jerseyboyji 1 point2 points ago

hurrrderp?

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 8 points9 points ago

AYEE I WAS TAWKING TO TONY AND HE SAID YOU WERE THE GUY

[–]Gessell83 15 points16 points ago

Met my guy on there. Upper 90's. A year later and here we are engaged to be married!

[–]StraydogJackson 83 points84 points ago

Old guys need love too.

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 6 points7 points ago

So you're a couple of 90's kids?

[–]LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES 10 points11 points ago

Only 90's kids will get this

[–]steelcity_ 13 points14 points ago

"96%? Wow, I might actually have a shot!" And that's when you message them. Then you never get a message back, because the only people on OKC are people who don't use their account anymore.

[–]ReptilianSpacePope 30 points31 points ago

You know you can narrow the matches to people who have been on in the past month/2weeks/week right?

Not that I didn't get plenty of ignored messages this way too, but at least then I knew it was because I'm a fat unlovable bastard.

[–]steelcity_ 13 points14 points ago

This is the feel. That I also feel.

[–]kj555 38 points39 points ago

Why do poeple think that they could have a relationship with somebody similar to themselves? I want the opposite damn it! They need to love things I hate; I hate vacuuming, and washing dishes.

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 26 points27 points ago

I love vacuuming and washing dishes!

[–]Iamkraze 8 points9 points ago

how? 0.o

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 43 points44 points ago

Well, when I vacuum I pretend I'm laying waste to tiny civilizations in the carpet.

And dishes, well, I have a fetish.

[–]RawrDitt0r 26 points27 points ago

... i want to be inside of you.

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 17 points18 points ago

Hey hey woah woah slow down

[–]RawrDitt0r 12 points13 points ago

...please?

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 15 points16 points ago

Ok fine, have at it

[–]RawrDitt0r 6 points7 points ago

... various amusingly sexual activities Okay, all finished. You're tagged as "Sexeh Guraff" in red.. y'know, to commemorate the event and all.

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 6 points7 points ago

Well that's swell!

[–]troglodyte 13 points14 points ago

That's not how it works. You answer the question, then you pick what you want them to answer, and how important it is to you. So if there happened to be a question "Do you like washing dishes?" and two possible answers, yes and no, you could choose "No," but mark that it was very important that the other person marks "Yes."

It's pretty clever, actually, but it doesn't solve the whole "there are 10 times as many dudes on the site as women and there's no way to not seem creepy when you send a message," which was a much more fundamental problem than matching, to be honest.

[–]harusamekitteh 39 points40 points ago

You say that, I met my boyfriend off OkCupid, and we had a really low match. Yet we get on like a house on fire. :3

[–]waggle238 79 points80 points ago

I think they have a cream for that

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 38 points39 points ago

Herpes: Confirmed.

[–]harusamekitteh 4 points5 points ago

Is 'house on fire' a new term for herpes nowadays? I always thought it ment you got on well.. O.o

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 6 points7 points ago

It's the herps my friend.

[–]DisposableAcct-1452 12 points13 points ago

I married my 96% match.

true story.

[–]LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES 15 points16 points ago

Has the 4% ever yelled at you?

[–]Guruking 6 points7 points ago

In my experience I get along with people who I match about 70-80% anything more or less there tends to be no chemistry.

[–]thespiff44 34 points35 points ago

Found one that was a 99% match everything was great the first two months then I realized she was my hand.

[–]Calgar43 3 points4 points ago

How is your hand off by 1%? Pointy finger nails?

[–]7Nantis 10 points11 points ago

Upvote for Supernatural gif!

[–]WhitePostIt 5 points6 points ago

And then you realize you hated every single one of your 96% or above matches. You hate yourself, and no one will love you.

[–]Daytman 5 points6 points ago

I'm currently living with a girl I met on OKcupid, 99% match. We don't fight or disagree at all. Their math is good.

[–]DNA84 8 points9 points ago

I found several (maybe six?) 94-98 percent matches on OKCupid. They were smart, funny, nerdy, outgoing, and didn't look like Shrek. All of them were married and just looking to make new friends. The internet is a cruel place.

[–]halcyon_heart 5 points6 points ago

I don't understand why people go on there for friends?

I mean...it's a dating site!

[–]boximus 5 points6 points ago

I have a 99% match that I haven't bothered to message yet since, by her profile, she sounds like a bit of a bitch. Not really sure what that says about me...

[–]theendoftheinternet 5 points6 points ago

I'm getting married to my 96% in two weeks!

[–]SpeedAtNight 4 points5 points ago

Found a 96% and have been dating for 13 months now. We went on OKC a couple of months ago just to answer questions for shits and giggles and it ended up getting bumped to 99%. Go figure. Everything is pretty much perfect.

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[–]unsilentninja 15 points16 points ago

Found a girl that was 46% match, 29% friend and 54% enemy...

Been dating for a while. Everything is amazing.

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 20 points21 points ago

but you gotta stay on your toes with that 54% enemy part...

[–]unsilentninja 13 points14 points ago

it actually makes it fun.

[–]HHDDVVDDBVD 14 points15 points ago

I lucked out, my first match was with a 94% who is emotionally stable, career oriented, raised in an atheist household, enjoys the outdoors, and loves the shit out of my lame ass for some reason.

EDIT: I should qualify this by saying all the other 90%ers were nowhere near this stable, intelligent, or interesting. The ratings are a bit of a crapshoot in my opinion but it is kind of nice to say we matched 94% even if I think it is BS.

[–]dabugbuncicode 9 points10 points ago

Be careful though http://i.imgur.com/UPCmP.jpg

[–]jbee8 3 points4 points ago

Haha Okcupid.... cannot even begin to tell you the kind of dudes I have been matched up with. One of my favorites was a guy who dressed in ladies lingerie. Dammit wish I had a picture of him still but his account got disabled.

[–]AceMcFly10 2 points3 points ago

I ended up marrying a 60% match. I don't think OKCupid is wholly accurate. Either that or we only 60% love each other.

EDIT: I guess what I'm saying is that if you think someone's cute, you might as well give them a shot.

[–]radiantthought 3 points4 points ago

Answer more questions, once you hit about 1000-1500 you should be able to find a few people who are 98 or 99. I met my gf on there, I think we were only in the 80's it's an arbitrary number and usually if you're about 70% or above you're going to be reasonably compatible.

[–]piratesbooty 1 point2 points ago

get this tumbler shit off my reddit.

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[–]theheebiejeebies 2 points3 points ago

All of my highest matches in my area were dudes I knew through Reddit. Go figure.

[–]Tidders534 2 points3 points ago

FWIW, I've been with a great gal for over 3 years who was only a 34% match and it's the happiest relationship of my life! She sent me a message after she saw me trolling their forums (which is almost as entertaining as reddit!). :p My point is, the more differences you have, the more you can learn from each other and the more you can bond.

OkC Protip: Troll the forums and you show up on their news feed organically which gets them to message you. I never sent one outbound message after the first week, I'm not a particularly attractive guy, and I went on tons of dates and met many great people.

[–]Elliot_SH 3 points4 points ago

By "troll" do you mean to actually troll the forums, or to just be active in them?

[–]recipe-for-corn-chip 2 points3 points ago

For what it's worth, I married my 94% match. He's forcing me and our baby to watch Time Bandits right now. Live and learn...;-)

[–]jacki2513 2 points3 points ago

I feel left out. Sure I went on some klunker dates from OKCupid, but it got me out there and trying. And I met a great guy in there. And now we are married. So, I dunno. It's free and it CAN work....

[–]ross-geller 2 points3 points ago

I kept messaging to my arch enemies (95%+ enemy) but they won't even reply to me ;_;