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[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 3 points4 points ago

It's no concern of mine that it's turned his life upsidedownface.

[–]ThatProclaimingPanda 0 points1 point ago

What a shame November is half way over.

[–]meerkat12345 0 points1 point ago

it took him this long to realize that you haven't been shaving?:p

[–]MizzElissa[S] 0 points1 point ago

I told him at the beginning of the month. Procrastinated on posting this.

[–]meerkat12345 0 points1 point ago

fair enough:p how did he take it?

[–]MizzElissa[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well... I'll just say we wont be having sex for the rest of the month lol

[–]Bizzatch 0 points1 point ago

That's a shame.

[–]meerkat12345 0 points1 point ago

was it worth that?-__-

[–]MizzElissa[S] 0 points1 point ago

I can go much longer without sex than him. It's been proved. He'll regret his decision.

[–]meerkat12345 0 points1 point ago

you are the one that is torturing him! you vixen!

[–]Bizzatch 1 point2 points ago

No one appreciates a full bush anymore :(. Legs gotta be shaved though... Just sayin'

[–]kimipixi 0 points1 point ago

Opposite is true for me. I don't see how women can go without at least trimming the sides and cutting the frobeast down. Made me feel extremely icky working manual labor.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]MizzElissa[S] -1 points0 points ago

Thanks.

[–]Sharpedgs 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Like that would stop me.

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

I'm not fussed tbh

[–]countlazypenis 0 points1 point ago

Problem?

[–]Zax487 0 points1 point ago

The same reaction I have when I realize that he hasn't noticed this.

[–]MizzElissa[S] 0 points1 point ago

I told him at the beginning of the month. I delayed posting this.

[–]Zax487 0 points1 point ago

Oooo I see! Thanks for zeh clarification!

[–]MizzElissa[S] 0 points1 point ago

You're very welcome! :)

[–]MaqTheKnife 0 points1 point ago

Anyone who denies sex over no shave November, let alone gets upset over his girl participating, deserves what he gets, ridiculous... Bush is fine, hairy armpits and legs are also fine, I always encourage my girlfriends to participate. I have never had a problem with women letting hair go wild, and find it silly when people do... my only stipulation is that the lower lips need to be clear for cunnilingus.

[–]MizzElissa[S] 1 point2 points ago

Where have you been all my life?

[–]MaqTheKnife 6 points7 points ago

Oregon

[–]MizzElissa[S] -1 points0 points ago

More guys need to be like you. Shaving is bothersome, and life would be better if guys didn't want clean shaven girls like the girls in porn.

[–]MaqTheKnife 1 point2 points ago

Don't get me wrong, it's nice, but it needs to be your decision, too often you ladies worry about what we guys think/want when a lot of us don't care as much as you think... but thank you, I wish my ex's would see that