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[–]DavidRandom 0 points1 point ago

And then they will be violently ill, because in roughly 3 weeks the last of the twinkies will have spoiled.

[–]tuskiomi -1 points0 points ago

Twinkies NEVER soil silly human.

[–]evilkenevil 0 points1 point ago

We'll have Twinkies back within the year just watch. There will be a bidding war for the rights and a big bakery will take it over. I doubt anyone will notice them gone from the shelves too long.

[–]Stewarrious 0 points1 point ago

This is all just a marketing scheme to sell more product, and unfortunately it's working. Every news station is showing nothing but clips of fat people in a panic stockpiling.

[–]d3dlyhabitz 0 points1 point ago

twinkies suck

[–]GianterGinger 0 points1 point ago

Tastykakes Rule

[–]GianterGinger 0 points1 point ago

And the flood gates open.

[–]sim713 0 points1 point ago

Matthew McConaughey was in Zombieland?

[–]destructoid17 0 points1 point ago

Zombieland has never been so relevant.