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As a male who just read the 50 Shades of Gray... (imgur.com)
submitted 2 months ago by corwin1681
[–]spankaway 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Local hardware store is a good place to get bondage-friendly rope (avoid kink or sex shops if possible). Nylon works best to start, 7/16" is a good starting thickness. Wash it in a delicates bag so it's a little softer. A variety of sizes is good - you can cut one 20' length into two 10's, get another 20 or two, and a 30-50 piece and you'll be set for a lot of basic situations.
But 50 shades is terrible and lame. Bdsm should be much more healthy and fun.
[–]51111 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
Oh i thought op wanted to hang himself.
[–]spankaway 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
You know, on second viewing that really would make more sense, wouldn't it.
[–]CameHereForYou 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Haters gonna hate.
It's just so easy :(
[–]theothersteve7 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Depends on the sex shop. I got 30 feet of quality nylon for $8.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
As a female who read it also, I couldn't agree more. I can't believe I wasted part of my life reading that crap. And I read the second book thinking the storyline would improve! How naive was I?
[–]rhinotripper 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Autoerotic asphyxiation is quite dangerous good sir.
[–]Akardos 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Rope... For hanging yourself?
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
π Rendered by PID 12765 on app-188 at 2013-01-22 11:06:56.266716+00:00 running f40af60.
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