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Vandalism gold. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]elfmeter11 308 points309 points ago

yeah thats totally not been done in paint

[–]Ceejae 63 points64 points ago

I don't believe it is possible to know for certain without computer intervention. Paint is just too on the cutting edge of photo editing technology for the difference to be identified with the naked eye.

[–]malkouri 23 points24 points ago

WARNING THERE IS A FUCKING ANUS BELOW.

Well, not quite a fucking anus. Just an anus.

[–]Maeby78 29 points30 points ago

Maybe if people would stop making such a big fucking deal about it and just ignore him, he'd stop. I'm beginning to wonder if he keeps one novelty account to post his pic, and another to call attention to it in big bold letters.

[–]ZetaRedditor 16 points17 points ago

Haha nice try, anus

[–]alarumba 10 points11 points ago

You dick. I wouldn't have been curious enough about their link to bother clicking on it if not for your warning. Fuck you man, fuck you!

[–]heinleinr -3 points-2 points ago

Hey buddy, can you send some of those "fucks" my way?

Fuck me too, everyone!

[–]kornerson 5 points6 points ago

shhhhhh...

[–]pancakanator 2 points3 points ago

Damn you, I misread what you said and clicked back on the original picture and looked at the sign for 2 minutes trying to find that anus

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[–]bigmanhook 41 points42 points ago

Ahh the elusive butthole pic. I finally found you.

[–]SamHarrisRocks 17 points18 points ago

Actually looks prettier than some of my ex-gf's tbh

[–]Kr0nos 2 points3 points ago

I was afraid to say this, but it's true. One day I'll find the gentleman before he gets deleted and compliment him and his tasteful anus.

[–]gabeyld 5 points6 points ago

Tasty*

[–]PeeCee 2 points3 points ago

Yep, I finally clicked. Meh.

[–]easterlingman 2 points3 points ago

like temp work, one must arrive early to reap the benefits

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Were you searching for it?

[–]Konzeption 23 points24 points ago

Some novelty accounts are just... ugh...

I mean... you could at least take a new picture every time, maybe with different lighting and in different sceneries. Posting the same picture over and over again is just lazy.

[–]malkouri 22 points23 points ago

Yeah, actually, a new anus pic would be refreshing.

[–]Norma5tacy 4 points5 points ago

Maybe I'll make an account and draw a picture utilizing his anus every time he posts.

[–]Relish11 5 points6 points ago

I finally saw it. I thought it was a myth, but the infamous PicOfMyButthole911 is real. This changes everything. I just looked at a mans anus. Although, on the other hand there are more fingers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm starting to like you. Your asshole, I am impartial to.

[–]CarlosMFuentesJr 4 points5 points ago

And we're not talking about 'spray paint', OP.

[–]xenophobias 2 points3 points ago

Digital vandalism should be a federal offense. At least when done in Paint.

[–]larg3-p3nis 2 points3 points ago

1400 upvotes for this? WTF?!

[–]angertrain 1 point2 points ago

But does it matter?

Even then, isn't it better if no property was destroyed for a simple joke?

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[–]MikeTheInfidel 4 points5 points ago

All that site does is prove that an image is JPEG compressed.

[–]audiofyl 0 points1 point ago

Front page by lying, Mitt's jealous.

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[–]okibabe 3 points4 points ago

God is waiting for you....

[–]vPrimetime 37 points38 points ago

Photoshop bronze.

[–]titan413 9 points10 points ago

MS Paint Lead.

[–]gorgaaaaaaaay 41 points42 points ago

Nope, not fake at all.

[–]relevant_fx 14 points15 points ago

sfx.io/k9yzb

[–]GoodGuyLogic 5 points6 points ago

I've always wanted to put an i in between To Let (found in England)

[–]PKA1959 19 points20 points ago

Oh god, its stuck in my head again! MAKE IT STOP

[–]iSELLCRACK 12 points13 points ago

I WANA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[–]Zdeno_Chara_Is_Tall 2 points3 points ago

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

[–]trixter21992251 4 points5 points ago

And it's still November!

[–]Die_Iskehemer 1 point2 points ago

From the bottom of my heart.

[–]AdamEdge 3 points4 points ago

Prospero año y felicidad!!

[–]RandyMachoManSavage 2 points3 points ago

Ooooooh. THOSE are the words.

[–]Reillos 27 points28 points ago

I...don't understand...what this is?

[–]RustleJimmies 65 points66 points ago

For lease=Feliz

Feliz Navidad: Merry Christmas in Spanish.

[–]UnholyDemigod 45 points46 points ago

That is not funny in any way, shape or form

[–]Mindless3164 23 points24 points ago

It's a popular song, Feliz navidad.

[–]trixter21992251 20 points21 points ago

I for one laughed!

[–]HonziPonzi -1 points0 points ago

for one

[–]dmshea 1 point2 points ago

You are stupid. I laughed very well at it. Thank you

[–]UnholyDemigod -2 points-1 points ago

46 points as of now. I'm not the only one who thinks it's not funny

[–]dmshea 0 points1 point ago

1411 upvotes as of now to pic. you are 1 out of 30

[–]UnholyDemigod -1 points0 points ago

Redditors are retarded, what are you gonna do?

[–]viramonster 2 points3 points ago

It is very funny if it doesn't have to be explained to you. That's some way, shape or form.

[–]Dugarito 2 points3 points ago

Probably because you had to have it explained to you.

[–]Anderz 4 points5 points ago

Agreed. It's really no different to someone spray painting "Christmas" over a sign that reads "Merry Go Round".

[–]UnholyDemigod 2 points3 points ago

Worse. Because for lease only kinda sounds like feliz, this is like someone spray painting 'Christmas over a sign that says 'Mary [words go here]'

[–]the_chair_sniffer 0 points1 point ago

The Wiggles

[–]mr_dude_guy -1 points0 points ago

you have no soul

[–]ArtistEngineer -1 points0 points ago

I've been busy Googling trying to work out why this is funny.

Top Google result is Navidad is the Spanish Christmas album by Christian pop singer Jaci Velasquez[1] and is essentially a Spanish version of her previous album Christmas.

[–]Gizank 2 points3 points ago

José Feliciano

You're welcome.

Love,

1970

[–]angloexile 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh Language banter... that is all

[–]Rockmanll 1 point2 points ago

Took me a minute, then it clicked.

[–]scorpion347 0 points1 point ago

Fellis navida, have a merry Chistmas, Fellis Navida, happy holliday, Fellis Navida, have a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heeeaaart.

[–]Tranger 8 points9 points ago

Fellis navida, have a merry Chistmas, Fellis Navida, happy holliday, Fellis Navida, have a merry Christmas from the bottom of my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart.

I just want to point out you mispelt feliz.

[–]joshsg 2 points3 points ago

you misspelled misspelled

[–]Twatbit 2 points3 points ago

No, he misspelt misspelt.

[–]scorpion347 3 points4 points ago

Yeah.... I knew I would. Thats half the reason I put the rest there. The other half being that I wanted to.

[–]come_on_seth 2 points3 points ago

Had to sing it out loud in Jose Feliciano's voice before lol kicked in.

[–]Italyspaladin 0 points1 point ago

Jose is a drunk who cheats on his wife and yet is blind. I know him so I can say it. Lol

[–]come_on_seth 1 point2 points ago

Do feel surprised that he does all this despite being blind or that he should have done better because of it?

[–]Anderz 16 points17 points ago

Wow, this post just about encapsulates everything that is wrong with /r/funny: unfunny, fake, terribly titled and yet somehow popular.

[–]Muffinizer1 3 points4 points ago

Not only that but i have seen it here before.

[–]Zoloir 0 points1 point ago

I'm no expert, but i believe what I'm seeing here is some nice .jpg, which as someone said on a post yesterday, more jpg probably means more repost.

[–]Muffinizer1 0 points1 point ago

two found here

[–]stampepk 0 points1 point ago

It always gets 1000+ upvotes, too.

Via Karma Decay:

title comnts points age /r/
Christmas vandalism 313coms 1987pts 11mos funny
Festive realtor 162coms 1048pts 4mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]TheAfroBomb -3 points-2 points ago

Actually I think your comment does a better job of that. People here take this subreddit too seriously. It's /r/funny dammit not /r/wedonotmakefuckingjokeshere. Is this post fake? Yeah but I laughed. Is it funny to you? No but apparently it is to other people. Every post is not going to fit your sense of humor (different people may not find the same things humorous!?) and complaining isn't going to fix that.

[–]shesellseashells 23 points24 points ago

I don't think it matters much that it has been done in MS paint. The point here is that it is funny.

[–]D3ltra 8 points9 points ago

The only funny thing about it is how shit the editing is

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Oh, they're both funny. The play on words is humorous, as is the fact that you can clearly see the fucking digital watermark on the image.

[–]tijoy -5 points-4 points ago

if you're 14, maybe.

edited to correct use of you're

[–]tomrees 3 points4 points ago

I found it funny, and I am 42. Not sure I should be proud of that tho.

[–]CR4ZY0WN3R 5 points6 points ago

/r/im14andthisisfunny

[–]shesellseashells 10 points11 points ago

Ah, I see why you would not find it amusing then. You are clearly less than 14 as you have yet to learn the difference between you're and your. Good luck with that!

[–]trollfriend 4 points5 points ago

If my 14 what?... IF MY 14 WHAT?!

[–]meetoohighlx 1 point2 points ago

haha very nice wordplay

[–]DoctorHeadshot 1 point2 points ago

You're a fag, OP

[–]EchoLogic 3 points4 points ago

That may be shopped, but it's sure as hell funny!

[–]rock_paper_sizzurp 1 point2 points ago

LE GOOD GUY VANDAL GIVING US LE GEM

[–]nofucksgiven5 1 point2 points ago

Jajajaja troleando a la Reddit.

[–]CornFedHonky 1 point2 points ago

Repost bronze.

[–]CaptainE0 1 point2 points ago

Okay but seriously this is the coolest Christmas song ever. I dunno what it is about it but when I've had a retail job during the holidays that played Christmas music for an entire month, this was the only song I'd never get sick of.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

Can you get Jose Feliciano to sing that?

[–]FreaXoMatic 0 points1 point ago

11k Upvotes for some crappy pain job?!

[–]theEpitome 0 points1 point ago

Now as that song comes on with the rest of the holiday catalog I probably end up always singing along "For Lease..."

[–]derik123derik123 0 points1 point ago

Made me laugh. Out loud. Awkwardly. During a quiet class down time. damnit.

[–]Aro769 0 points1 point ago

Goddammit it's November!

[–]stampepk 0 points1 point ago

Well, other than the image being poorly done and completely unfunny, this post even has the worst title.

title comnts points age /r/
Christmas vandalism 313coms 1987pts 11mos funny
Festive realtor 162coms 1048pts 4mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]CupofBallSoup 0 points1 point ago

Fuck butts every day.

[–]vixitbabel 0 points1 point ago

Feliz Navidad!

[–]purplepanda2[S] 0 points1 point ago

I posted this off my phone. The obvious pixelation is because it has been compressed. If I did it in paint, I would have done a much better job, i assure all of you who are having heart attacks about this!

[–]InsertOneToke 0 points1 point ago

Even if it is done in paint that's hillarious

[–]andrewpurpleworm 0 points1 point ago

repost :/

[–]Taviiiiii 0 points1 point ago

MS Paint gold

[–]Achilios 0 points1 point ago

Man, I've truly never ever seen this before anywhere else.

[–]Razarex 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. I think it might be because I'm not American.

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Danny_Joe -2 points-1 points ago

More like MS Paint.

[–]DelightfullyGangsta -2 points-1 points ago

Repost Navidad

[–]SaltySteak -5 points-4 points ago

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEEEAAARTT

[–]DUNKADOOBALL -1 points0 points ago

Police got my car.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=opZqhwr_pRY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DopZqhwr_pRY

[–]i_dont_give_a_care -1 points0 points ago

Repost gold.

[–]surrogatelegend -1 points0 points ago

Ancient repost..

[–]yarrpiracy -1 points0 points ago

Not only is this ancient, it's also a really poorly-done manipulation.

[–]thane_of_cawdor -1 points0 points ago

OP - on a scale of one to ten how satisfied with your actions were you after posting this shitty, JPEG artifacted repost? I just can't imagine you posting this and saying to yourself "yeah. I really did something good today".

[–]Kuhleezman -2 points-1 points ago

Total legit. I've seen a lot of shoops in my day, and this is legit. You can tell by the pixels.

-beating a dead horse here

[–]Travanoid 1 point2 points ago

That horse is so dead it's decayed into the fucking ground.

[–]DirtPile -2 points-1 points ago

You are the very first person to post this on Reddit.

[–]the_ceramic_sponge -1 points0 points ago

finding that i had to sing this song at school life = complete

[–]Asshole_Nord -1 points0 points ago

Title gold.

[–]fotios -1 points0 points ago

No Christmas Please.

[–]agracuta -1 points0 points ago

Old as fuck paint

[–]almighty1984 -1 points0 points ago

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

[–]suxorious -1 points0 points ago

Would have been funnier as "For Lease Narvidad."

[–]MRSimply -1 points0 points ago

This is a shooooooooop

[–]funnyjelo -3 points-2 points ago

Photoshop gold

[–]KillerSi -3 points-2 points ago

Wow! I know where that sign is. For those saying "shopped", it is not. It may be a repost, but not shopped.

[–]duchovny -3 points-2 points ago

Gold? No.

Downvoted.