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[–]j1xwnbsr 219 points220 points ago

The look from the woman on the right says it all, too.

[–]jond42 91 points92 points ago

Jealousy wears jeans and a black top.

[–]Misturkitti 9 points10 points ago

You sure you didn't mean gluttony? I always get the two confused.

[–]Wolfosaurus 11 points12 points ago

It could be a glandular problem! Or too much cheesecake...

[–]la77y 34 points35 points ago

It's probably her mouth gland.

[–]cumwhisperer -1 points0 points ago

Can I eat her?

[–]redd1t4l1fe -5 points-4 points ago

seems like she's just bein a little jealousypants.

[–]SmackPatterson 31 points32 points ago

The manatee is displeased.

[–]Badgermeister 7 points8 points ago

No need to be a dick.

[–]gngstrMNKY 2 points3 points ago

If someone's spirit animal is a manatee, you know the teasing was really bad.

[–]Finaglers -4 points-3 points ago

and the guy has the "mmm... F yeah" lip bite.

[–]mr-otta 70 points71 points ago

I'd smurf the smurf out of her.

[–]scsk8r831 21 points22 points ago

Smurf ya!!

[–]Knightbre 11 points12 points ago

That Smurf is looking at Katy Perry like a hobo looks at a ham sandwich.

[–]SchweitzersCat 2 points3 points ago

Smurfette will cut that bitch.

[–]R88SHUN 3 points4 points ago

I would let her smurf in my mouth if she was into it.

[–]kinnu -3 points-2 points ago

You disgusting smurflord, I'm reporting you to /r/SmurfRedditSmurfs !

[–]PlentyGreat 19 points20 points ago

I've never seen an episode of The Smurfs, and had never even heard of it growing up in Australia, so my entire exposure to it is in dirty jokes and pictures like this one.

Whenever I think of seedy or creepy, I think of a smurf.

Just wanted to share that with everyone.

[–]MFchimichanga 63 points64 points ago

That woman's self esteem dropped below the threshold of "fuck my life".

[–]Knightbre 4 points5 points ago

Wasn't that lady once a part of Selena's management team?

[–]LuLeeJulie -2 points-1 points ago

You mean her drummer/ sister? No, that chick is too young to be her.

[–]Brock_Obama -4 points-3 points ago

Saved this, because it sounds hilarious.

[–]thecarolinelinnae 34 points35 points ago

This picture is incredibly sad.

[–]KingCantoKungFu 1 point2 points ago

Why?

[–]LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 5 points6 points ago

...identifies with one on right.

Likely wants to denounce this as objectification, misogyny, etc, because pretty is offensive. "No one should be comfortable showing off their body, because I'm not."

[–]KingCantoKungFu 4 points5 points ago

Interesting.

Both of those women didn't get the physiques they have by accident.

Personally I'd go mouth to butthole for aslong as Katy Perry wanted.

[–]thecarolinelinnae 0 points1 point ago

There aren't too many average women who would readily identify themselves with Katy Perry. Even if their body type is closer to that of Ms. Perry's as opposed to the other's, women are very rarely perfectly content with their bodies.

I do identify with the woman on the right as opposed to the woman on the left. I'm definitely not Katy Perry, but I'm not Madame Chubbs either. I'm satisfied with my physical appearance. It's not ideal and it needs some work...but I'm fairly attractive.

I don't think it's objectification; Katy Perry is gorgeous and has every right to display herself. I say more power to her.

I don't think pretty is offensive, either. Pretty is awesome. Pretty is what everyone wants to be. Humans value beauty, thus pretty people are more successful. I want to be pretty and successful. Don't you want to be pretty and successful?

So...I'm not a bitter, ugly feminist. Just a person who recognizes a dejected, unhappy human being. :)

[–]thecarolinelinnae 1 point2 points ago

Just the expression on the other woman's face...I just see sadness, not jealousy. Likely she's struggled with her weight her entire life, felt as though society hates her because of the way she looks, even if she's never experienced direct negative attention for it. The personal disgust, doubt, and hate is much stronger than exterior threats that may not even exist (Thus the reason even naturally thin women agonize over how fat they are, thus eating disorders).

I also feel bad for her. Hell, I'd feel like a wallflower standing next to Katy Perry; the woman is a bombshell. I can't imagine how awkward and exposed she must feel.

As with many fat women, she also has no idea how to dress herself flatteringly. I mean come on....tapered jeans and cap sleeves? Seriously?

She's just an image of failure and self-loathing juxtaposed against an image of success and confidence.

[–]grumpylovepie 39 points40 points ago

Not sure if anyone noticed or cares but this image is photoshopped. Poorly at that. Here's the original: http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/ftFdBly2HGQ/Smurfs+World+Premiere+Red+Carpet/dLLRBY6C3ZY/Katy+Perry

[–]G3nix 6 points7 points ago

The photographer on the right just came.

[–]KingCantoKungFu -1 points0 points ago

I can tell by the pixels

[–]negative_discourse 0 points1 point ago

I didn't notice, and I still can't tell what they changed. Care to elaborate?

[–]MzG 1 point2 points ago

The smurf's eyeballs.

[–]qweoin 0 points1 point ago

the eyes on the smurf to the right

[–]negative_discourse 1 point2 points ago

I never would have noticed that, thanks man.

[–]mordicat1989 21 points22 points ago

if he doesn't get with her that night, he's gonna wind up with some pretty bad blueballs

[–]satirehigh 24 points25 points ago

why NSFW? am i missing something?

[–]Justascienceteacher 9 points10 points ago

I think he just smurfed.

[–]ThatCrankyGuy 4 points5 points ago

Her ass, literally, is showing.

[–]satirehigh 3 points4 points ago

a quarter of her lower right butt cheek is peeking out, whoop-tee-fucking-doo. it's not like she's sucking on a prolapse.

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[–]ThatCrankyGuy 4 points5 points ago

How's that rele... wat? Dude, professional work places have work ethics in place for both genders. Inappropriate images in your screen may offend a co-worker, a female or even a male in this case. It's not about your god damn rights to show your nipples, a disciplined work environments demands that such poisons not be introduced.

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[–]B33fington 3 points4 points ago

With that same train of thought.... Would you be cool with Mr. One too many bacon cheeseburgers showing his shaved junk in the break room? Just for shits and giggles?

[–]ac3jc 1 point2 points ago

well in that case, can I see ur nipples?

[–]zorospride -1 points0 points ago

Because people have workplaces with different standards?

[–]PhattyBacon 14 points15 points ago

I swear to god if she doesn't make a porno before I die I will...

Well I will die a very sad, hard man.

[–]Noobitus 12 points13 points ago

[–]hopefultoilettrip 3 points4 points ago

I like her better blonde.

[–]scudd 3 points4 points ago

[–]bostonshroomery 0 points1 point ago

Thank you scuds. Thank you.

[–]GwsGeorge 7 points8 points ago

I know what's "up" as well.

[–]Wolfosaurus 13 points14 points ago

Penis.

[–]Crafty_Schemer -3 points-2 points ago

Boner

[–]geostigmatic 3 points4 points ago

But, I thought they didn't have reproductive organs under those little, white pants.

[–]mvincent17781 0 points1 point ago

It's so illogical.

[–]brewswain 0 points1 point ago

Dem legs! Katy Perry is so damn hot.

[–]scsk8r831 9 points10 points ago

-As soon as we got back to my car she started Smurfin me

-shut the smurf up

-yeah!

-right in the Smurfin parking lot?

-smurf ya!

[–]PhDouche 30 points31 points ago

OH MY GOD YOU WATCH FAMILY GUY TOO?!?!?!?!?

[–]sushii14 3 points4 points ago

You must be 12. How is this NSFW?

[–]Outlawegg 4 points5 points ago

His dick.

[–]scraps702 4 points5 points ago

That scab on her ankle looks really painful.

[–]lumi94 4 points5 points ago

That's actually a strawberry.

[–]scraps702 7 points8 points ago

Wow. I was off. That's still a pretty painful looking strawberry.

[–]xxsmokealotxx 3 points4 points ago

*smurfberry

[–]AsthmaticMecha 4 points5 points ago

I would cuddle that so hard. And maybe the smurf, too.

[–]PerceptionShift 0 points1 point ago

I bet that Smurf wishes he was as short as he's supposed to be, and not human sized.

[–]jangell 0 points1 point ago

That smurf is what's up.

[–]i_do_always 0 points1 point ago

Wait, Smurfette used the same surgery as Michael Jackson?

[–]lololiver 1 point2 points ago

Where did her cans go? This requires an official investigation!

[–]Strong__Belwas 0 points1 point ago

wow guys a woman!

[–]samiamiamsam 1 point2 points ago

That fat chick knows what's up

[–]Imjusthere2read 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god, smurf yah

[–]Jarhed121 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many people tried to get up skirt pics......

[–]ShakiraJunkiie 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/tgmeS.jpg Cannot help but notice that the smurf is packing heat ಠ_ಠ

[–]barcaparsa 0 points1 point ago

DAT. AAAASSSSS

[–]hellokitty42 0 points1 point ago

Frontbutt

[–]Hisotensoku 0 points1 point ago

His penis?

[–]Bored2Deth1 1 point2 points ago

That's quite the birthmark on her ankle.

[–]Chizzle10 0 points1 point ago

God I love legs...and Katy Perry...

[–]cutthroatchris 0 points1 point ago

Soon!

[–]Atl45 0 points1 point ago

That Smurf knows what he wants.

[–]edwa6040 0 points1 point ago

I think i just smufed in my shorts

[–]alertnotalarmed 0 points1 point ago

Smurftacular & smurfalisious

[–]_start 1 point2 points ago

So she's gonna show up a kid's movie premier(from what I gather) in a dress like that...and everyone is okay with that?

[–]Khaaz 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, I love how the universal reaction for each gender is perfectly represented.

Males: Uncontrollably staring with a bulge in their pants.

Females: Pure hatred and jealousy.

[–]m4tthew 0 points1 point ago

I would smurf her smurf with my smurf so smurf that she couldnt smurf for smurf.

[–]InSixFour 0 points1 point ago

She's beautiful.

[–]DrYoda 0 points1 point ago

What happened to Katy Perry's boobs?

[–]Sinofstupidity 1 point2 points ago

The fat woman looks pissed for reasons that are seemingly obvious..

[–]JoePurdy -1 points0 points ago

She looks like she just fell out of a trailer park.

[–]sushii14 2 points3 points ago

You must be 12. How is this NSFW?

[–]MooLaylor -3 points-2 points ago

honey boo boo's mom sighted at 2 o'clock

[–]FAP-FOR-BRAINS -2 points-1 points ago

fat chicks dont be likin' Katy

[–]CapitalSmurf -1 points0 points ago

I feel obligated to say something whimsical, but I've got nothing.

[–]PuempelsPurpose -4 points-3 points ago

Jaba can use her... She make good prisoner huh huh huh.

[–]Crazybonbon 1 point2 points ago

That's actually funny OP, 7/10

[–]dave4891 -1 points0 points ago

Katy.Perry. Nice.

[–]MrArgo -2 points-1 points ago

Look at the hatred in the other woman in blacks face...

[–]smooothbuster 0 points1 point ago

if looks could kill

[–]gunzor 0 points1 point ago

"The Walking Thumb" is not amused.

[–]crispis -2 points-1 points ago

Look at the pure stare of hate from fatty

[–]discharge -1 points0 points ago

The fat lady on the right is upset because she wants to eat Katy Perry, but she can't.