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[–]joeromag 38 points39 points ago

Someone take out that fucking rage face.

[–]lightinthedark 28 points29 points ago

[–]jdawggey 3 points4 points ago

Let's infer that, because Jesus could walk on water, that water is a solid to Jesus. If Moses were to part the sea while Jesus was walking on it, like in the picture, then un-part it once Jesus has fallen to the seafloor, would he be crushed?

[–]OrangutanTitties 1 point2 points ago

The water would just simply form around him, and he would be stuck. Then again hes Jesus so he can do whatever he wants

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 6 points7 points ago

I would sea red if he did that to me!

[–]Hipst3rHunt3r 0 points1 point ago

Noses you pick

[–]StarHat 2 points3 points ago

Who's stupid idea was it to put on a fine piece of comical comic a trollface?

[–]brainleech430 4 points5 points ago

False. Moses was there long before Jesus was.

[–]Shutupcrime1337 0 points1 point ago

Moses: Egypt Jesus: Israel or America if Romney had been elected.

[–]rickaccused 0 points1 point ago

Lets open up this fucking pit.

[–]Crazymonkey1597 -2 points-1 points ago

Why are there footprints on the ground before Jesus had supposibly even touched the ground yet? Because he looks like he's still falling

[–]eatingsometoast 4 points5 points ago

his sandals came off