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[–]jjohnp 80 points81 points ago

Is it just me or do hedgehogs always look ridiculously happy?

[–]nikkikan 30 points31 points ago

Not when their friends fall off buildings.

[–]Whats_a_narwhal 18 points19 points ago

D:

[–]gothicmaster 0 points1 point ago

that escaladed...

[–]biscuitoman 6 points7 points ago

Nah, that's hogwash.

[–]Loveforbass 2 points3 points ago

Ridiculously photogenic hedgehog :D

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]OldMan_Jones 0 points1 point ago

Your username is a lie.

[–]Doovid97 -1 points0 points ago

Was his username cake?

[–]rich_white_Nigger 1 point2 points ago

i am beting it was PIC_OF_MY_ASS or some shit like that

[–]Doovid97 1 point2 points ago

But his username is accurate...

[–]MeLurker 37 points38 points ago

Great job !! Hedgehogs are really full of parasits. My hearts gets warmer when I see other people wash them like i do :)

[–]Vidyogamasta 57 points58 points ago

Same deal with porcupines, except they tend to be full of parastands instead.

[–]LtMcGraw 10 points11 points ago

Buh dum tss

[–]xxllamacornxx 3 points4 points ago

My porcupines have parasideways. They're a bitch to get rid of.

[–]never_knows_best 0 points1 point ago

Game grumps

[–]Schrodingers_Moose 5 points6 points ago

do they make great pets?

[–]livinglitch 1 point2 points ago

Overall? Yes. Like any animal they have their own personality. Mine (Prick) ran in its wheel all night long, slept during the day, ate cat food. Thats par for a hedgehog. When I took him out he would explore and burrow, but if he didnt want to be held he would ball up. Prick bit my brothers friend and latched on to her finger. He never bit me though. They can also eat meal worms but apparently a lot of hedgehogs will develop a taste for one food and stick with that. Mine never ate fruits or vegis.

[–]TheMadMule 0 points1 point ago

Heh, Prick.

[–]ElusiveTurtle 1 point2 points ago

They are amazing pets I've had one for a good three weeks now and absolutely no complaints about them.

[–]velocirapturd 0 points1 point ago

This is not OP's hedgehog or photo...

[–]TheRepostPoliceman 27 points28 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Time for a bubble bath! 2coms 46pts 4mos aww
Bath time 8coms 223pts 7mos aww
Just a hedgehog taking a bath... 2coms 16pts 1yr pics
Wanna see a hedgehog covered in bubbles? 293coms 623pts 1yr pics
So wait, normal pets DON'T like baths? 2coms 12pts 3mos aww
Baby hedgehog enjoying his bubble bath. 8coms 63pts 4mos aww
Hedgehog covered in bubbles 80coms 1051pts 6mos aww
Just a hedgehog taking a bath. 3coms 11pts 5mos aww
I believe this belongs here 0coms 43pts 4mos aww
Let's wash the Hedgehog! 101coms 805pts 11mos aww
Hello, I will be your sponge today [fixed] 1com 3pts 1hr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]CommanderCooper 1 point2 points ago

Hey, the original title was pretty entertaining.

[–]SonOfAGrayHairedMan 52 points53 points ago

DUDE, WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS A ROBOTIC FUZZY ANIMAL. YOU WOULD PICK IT UP OR TOUCH IT AND IT WOULD BE LIKE "HELLO I WILL BE YOUR SOAP TODAY." "I'LL BE YOUR BAGEL SIR!" I AM MISTER BUTTER, RUB ME ON THAT BAGEL, MASTER."

[–]ayures 71 points72 points ago

Here, let me help you get back to /r/trees

[–]SonOfAGrayHairedMan 42 points43 points ago

THANKS, GOT LOST.

[–]DonSlice 16 points17 points ago

You missed again. Click the link. /r/trees

[–]DSTFU 9 points10 points ago

wat

[–]ajkjnr 5 points6 points ago

Tell me more of your amazing ideas

[–]RadiantDark 1 point2 points ago

Knight in shining blogger

[–]Shybull87 8 points9 points ago

You just don't find gold rings everywhere like you use to. A hedgehog's gotta make a livin'.

[–]HitmanJ 7 points8 points ago

I like how he's all happy and shit

[–]10twentyseven 13 points14 points ago

Eh... It's a living.

[–]420wasabisnappin 3 points4 points ago

Do I know this Hedgehog or is this a repost?

[–]waldoRDRS 5 points6 points ago

It's a repost. But welcome to reddit. I've had this picture saved on my phone for about 3 months now.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 11 points12 points ago

[–]sn33zie 1 point2 points ago

Possibly. It is pretty funny, so maybe an x-post.

[–]casmafen 1 point2 points ago

"I don't do buttholes"

[–]Gottheit 4 points5 points ago

But I do. ;)

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 4 points5 points ago

Alright then, get to it.

[–]xxllamacornxx -1 points0 points ago

You're not just any anus... You're CAMEL ANUS! Dun dun dun dun dun

[–]Their_Police -1 points0 points ago

Thanks man, I forgot how to read until I got to your comment. I was totally lost on that guy's username.

[–]ThisizShane 2 points3 points ago

His face says "What have you done to me".

[–]Googalyfrog 4 points5 points ago

One side is soft and the other an exfoliant

[–]MetalOcelot 0 points1 point ago

It's a living

[–]Whoa_ShutItDown 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he has a cute little coy smile too.

[–]wrinklynewt 1 point2 points ago

Wish my hedgehog would sit still for a bath like that. We bathe him anyways of course, but he doesn't seem to enjoy it as much as yours does

[–]hollywoodbob 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't it work better as a loofah?

[–]arakain 6 points7 points ago

I'll just leave this here, the original

[–]Rickmasta 8 points9 points ago

How could the original be the version with the text added to it?

[–]arakain 8 points9 points ago

DON'T QUESTION ME, PEASANT!

[–]Blinklink7 1 point2 points ago

[–]sometimeswitty 1 point2 points ago

It'll squeak when the dishes are clean giving a new take on the phrase "squeaky clean"

[–]deftdrummer 0 points1 point ago

Could you use him as a shaving brush?

[–]shmadorable -1 points0 points ago

What a great way to exfoliate!

[–]TheVMP 0 points1 point ago

dont kill poke

For the rare critical hit listener out there

[–]MT_Flesch -1 points0 points ago

that'd be more of a scouring pad

[–]homerrsexual -1 points0 points ago

today, i clean my grundle

[–]brickmastur -1 points0 points ago

The title made the post.

[–]trees4life21 -1 points0 points ago

Someone in the school named haily I think has 1 if u this u that's pretty cool haha

[–]Pastogen -1 points0 points ago

Looks like it hurts

[–]tylerhaidon1 0 points1 point ago

DAY:17 The human has still not figured out I am a hedghog.

[–]GoldenFalcon -1 points0 points ago

This remind anyone of Dinosaurs the sitcom?

[–]charlieDaEnt -1 points0 points ago

Yes, thats what the picture said.

[–]RedditsKittyKat -1 points0 points ago

Can you imagine the exfoliation you'd get with that little guy?!

[–]benbudnick -1 points0 points ago

"oh god I am so high right now, but I have to was dishes... wait a minute this is not a sponge...

[–]AJistheGreatest -1 points0 points ago

Flinstones style. Now you need an elephant shower and a pterodactyl record player. It's a living.

[–]NodFarva -1 points0 points ago

"Every time i do the dishes, this is what i deal with"

[–]Woopdy -1 points0 points ago

Flintstones

[–]timleftwich -1 points0 points ago

Awww. He just has the suds. Don't worry, it scrubs right out.

[–]westbrookisgod -1 points0 points ago

My dog's favorite toys are all hedgehogs. He would love this guy!

[–]livinglitch 1 point2 points ago

My old lab had a bunch of hedgehog toys. When he saw my hedgehog he tried to bite it. My hedgehog could pull his quills up faster then my dog can lunge at him. Hunter never bit Prick again.

[–]SuperUltraJesus -1 points0 points ago

The face says it all.

[–]Killzark -1 points0 points ago

Oh Hanz!!!

[–]likeabowlofsoup -1 points0 points ago

my bretheren!

[–]jumpinjetjnet -1 points0 points ago

Well, this definitely belongs in aww. Little cutie!

[–]Cor123 -1 points0 points ago

Where... Where do I get one?

[–]ganman09 -2 points-1 points ago

Don't those animals have spikes in their back

[–]TheScarletTiger 0 points1 point ago

this picture made me so happy. mostly because if the look on his face!

[–]Swamptor 0 points1 point ago

Wwwwwhhhhhhhhooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea

[–]window_pain 0 points1 point ago

This is beyond adorable! He looks like he's having the time of his life!

[–]Pseudo_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

It will be great for scrubbing pans but its gonna be hell on your hands.

[–]2shotsofwhatever 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost, and it isnt even funny.

[–]kilc1994 0 points1 point ago

OMG! It is so cute!!<3

[–]HedenPK 0 points1 point ago

"It's a living" would be his line if he was in the flintstones.

[–]pengrac2 0 points1 point ago

Like all sponges, I would put it in the microwave to kill germs

[–]SpongeBad 0 points1 point ago

Looks like I have to file a grievance with the union.

[–]darbbycrash 0 points1 point ago

how come this guy gets to have one?

[–]luctheman -3 points-2 points ago

Is it time for Insanity Wolf?

[–]clonetrooper250 -5 points-4 points ago

How is this supposed to be funny? People, please, if you want to post animal pictures, just post to r/aww. Animals by themselves aren't funny. Unless there is something geniunley funny about what you are posting, PLEASE stop posting to r/funny.

Obviously, I am not an admin, and I cannot force people into stopping this. I am just a normal redditor who humbly asks for some consistency among the content in various subreddits.

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[–]dodecahedonist 4 points5 points ago

What?

[–]Lord_Vinton 0 points1 point ago

4chan won't shut the hell up about it.

[–]DalekCaek 0 points1 point ago

[–]420wasabisnappin 0 points1 point ago

Literally subreddit for everything.

[–]sn33zie 1 point2 points ago

That's like sonic-themed /r/imgoingtohellforthis