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[–]jason_steakums 135 points136 points ago

I've seen this a bunch, but just now noticed how Saul Tigh made the exact same facial expressions all the time on BSG.

[–]triobot 33 points34 points ago

fuckin Saul

[–]Hank_Scorpion 41 points42 points ago

Frakin Saul

[–]kevtheachilles 21 points22 points ago

Frakin toasters

[–]wise_comment 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Wootai 9 points10 points ago

Release the Kraken

(only gif i could find)

[–]ShahrozMaster 1 point2 points ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]Wootai 1 point2 points ago

yeah thats where it was posted... /r/WTF

[–]kinguzumaki 2 points3 points ago

I miss this movie and have no idea what the name of it is...

[–]Genericrelish 3 points4 points ago

[–]wise_comment -1 points0 points ago

Thank you Genericrelish

you do god's work

[–]kinguzumaki 0 points1 point ago

Thanks a whole lot, I'm gonna go get it right now.

[–]Grannygoiter 0 points1 point ago

Great grandpa was a belt sander

[–]bo87 10 points11 points ago

Frakin skinjob.

[–]Snow88 1 point2 points ago

How much is a skinjob?

[–]yourmovecreep 1 point2 points ago

If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.

[–]DjProfessorJ 19 points20 points ago

Better call Saul!

[–]joreo7 -4 points-3 points ago

Better Call Saul!

[–]HolyJebusItsMe 4 points5 points ago

Classic Saul

[–]cynicroute 1 point2 points ago

It's in the frakkin' sky!

[–]Harvestor 27 points28 points ago

Reminds me of this http://i.imgur.com/5ANLh.gif

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

Source?

[–]Justascienceteacher 25 points26 points ago

Someone just scored themselves a hell of a dirty diaper.

[–]R88SHUN 22 points23 points ago

Baby sees a fiiiiiirewoooork

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 19 points20 points ago

I liked a girl and I kissed it.

[–]Edword23 2 points3 points ago

That poor girl. Kissing a camel anus...

[–]Beefmotron 49 points50 points ago

freedom has that effect on people

[–]CreepyWindows 5 points6 points ago

China invented fireworks and they're communist.

[–]mountaincyclops 2 points3 points ago

Did he say anything about fireworks?

[–]adamandatium 17 points18 points ago

THERE WAS A FIREFIIIIIIIGHT

[–]weecharty -2 points-1 points ago

Boondock Saints?? Love it!

[–]tranquilpie 13 points14 points ago

Was that supposed to happen?! WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN??!!

[–]MidEUW 4 points5 points ago

He also saw your Karma points going up.

[–]camoh455 40 points41 points ago

Don't care if its reposted never seen it before. And it is extremely cute

[–]Zivenox 56 points57 points ago

Christ.. I love this.. I don't CARE if its reposted!! I love it.

[–]Zivenox 15 points16 points ago

muwhaha.. i love it.

[–]sprinklzteh 17 points18 points ago

AGAIN! AGAIN! I LOVE REPETITION!

[–]McBurger 12 points13 points ago

this link wasn't purp

[–]j00jy 11 points12 points ago

You're a perp. For stealing my heart.

[–]sprinklzteh 1 point2 points ago

WOAH! took me a second to figure out how you did that!

[–]Lycist 1 point2 points ago

It took me way longer than it should have as well.. I didn't figure it out until i saw your post.

[–]ImSortofANerd 0 points1 point ago

I heard the poptart tragedy voice. "n he seys, 'NO.' "

[–]Zivenox 0 points1 point ago

buwhahah still good

[–]LedZepAddict 7 points8 points ago

I was having a shitty day and this made me smile and feel a little better, so I don't care if it's a repost either.

[–]Tapeworms 3 points4 points ago

That reaction reminded me of a certain baby red panda.....

[–]quit_complaining 12 points13 points ago

I've never seen this post before. If you don't like it, or if it's a repost for you, just downvote it and shut the fuck up. Not everyone spends all of their free time on Reddit.

[–]Jman5 1 point2 points ago

Ill never understand why so many angry people hang out in /r/funny. You would think that the humor would mellow them out a bit.

[–]spage6 52 points53 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Baby reacts to fireworks 5coms 84pts 3dys gifs
When I log back in to see unexpected karma. 71coms 1333pts 4dys funny
Baby sees a firework for the very first time 0coms 17pts 4dys gifs
When I log back in to see unexpected karma. 0coms 12pts 4dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Elshar 18 points19 points ago

Can I repost it next, guys?

[–]sprinklzteh 9 points10 points ago

yes Elshar, yes you can. i, a meaningless part of the hive give you permission

[–]Elshar 6 points7 points ago

Thank you, kind Sir. You are a scholar, and a gentleman.

Have some bacon, a unicorn, a pwnie and whatever else you may like from my stash of awesome.

[–]sprinklzteh 4 points5 points ago

I have a bountifully treasure trove of the bacons, i am however lacking a unicorn, and i have never even HEARD of a pwnie. I would be most thankful for such a gift as a pwnie

[–]sithmaster0 -4 points-3 points ago

Awww yeah, let me fap all over your goods. Unnggggh, there we go, now we're talking. Yeah, Unicorn, put that horn up my anus. Tickle my prostate with your magical wondertoy, unfff yeaaaaaaah

[–]ithinkitsin 0 points1 point ago

what.

[–]mountaincyclops 0 points1 point ago

This guy.

[–]Pockets713 32 points33 points ago

It would be just like a redditor to create a website specifically to shit in someone's cheerios.... haha

[–]zmansman17 5 points6 points ago

What's with all the babies seeing fireworks?

[–]matt01ss 1 point2 points ago

The original video was of this baby seeing fireworks. It has since been turned into a gif and posted several times.

[–]funnywhennecessary 5 points6 points ago

Way too often...

[–]Ikarus3426 -4 points-3 points ago

I have never seen this before.

[–]Whatisatoaster 1 point2 points ago

that escalated quickly.

[–]Provenzer0 2 points3 points ago

Provenzer0 has seen this gif multiple times. Still like it.

[–]DrunkenPadawan 0 points1 point ago

Provenzer0 gets an upvote for not bitching about a repost, even if Provenzer0 may be using this new "anti-Anti-repost" wave for karma or not.

[–]AyatollahAsshola 2 points3 points ago

That baby's consciousness just came online.

[–]mrmateo88 0 points1 point ago

Baby knows the rush of being in the greatest country in the world. 'merica, fuck yea!!!!!

[–]BuddyProductions0 2 points3 points ago

This reminds me of my first time watching porn

[–]Darrik 4 points5 points ago

Pretty much my reaction every year

[–]RETARD96 0 points1 point ago

baby

[–]Darrik 0 points1 point ago

pa pa?

[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points ago

Funny how much more people resemble monkeys when they're babies.

[–]invaderzim257 3 points4 points ago

s/he's having 'Nam flashbacks.

[–]SRS_are_cunts 4 points5 points ago

Last new years eve, I decided to get really high for the fireworks. That also my exact expression for a solid hour.

[–]Shybull87 2 points3 points ago

I had that exact same reaction when I was told there could be life on other planets!

[–]CitizenOfCamelot 0 points1 point ago

"Fuckin' Jesus! :o "

[–]BigZamboni 1 point2 points ago

Repost or not this just keeps getting funnier.

[–]Motherof2boys 1 point2 points ago

So Cute! Love it!

[–]KountChocula 1 point2 points ago

"What sort of demonry is this?!"

[–]weirdball 0 points1 point ago

D:

[–]DrProfessorSirManPhD 0 points1 point ago

The first time I saw fireworks, I was four. I thought they were falling meteorites that were going to kill us all.

I ran for cover into a shed.

[–]H3OFoxtrot -1 points0 points ago

Reddit sees gif for twentieth time

[–]deftdrummer 0 points1 point ago

Love this!

[–]Hingle_McCringlebury 1 point2 points ago

Comon brain, think of a joke about the first time you had sex.

[–]stare-decisis 1 point2 points ago

that baby needs to quit smiling at get a job like the rest of us.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly baby's hidden congenital heart defect manifests itself ...

[–]DextrosKnight 0 points1 point ago

future demolitions expert being born right there.

[–]halfassed_haiku 1 point2 points ago

Childhood memories Sometimes make me think my Mom Fed me LSD.

[–]IM_A_BOX_AMA 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard I folded myself. Ouch.

[–]OneCoolGeezer 0 points1 point ago

This is my response to getting a steam gift.

[–]starcraftre 0 points1 point ago

Better than my kid. Fourth of July, first firework had him screaming louder than the explosions.

[–]maecherie 0 points1 point ago

Ssssso cute!

[–]monicaab 1 point2 points ago

I don't really like kids, but I will be forever amused by the "oooooooh" face they make when they see something cool

[–]rtfactor 0 points1 point ago

30 years latter after a life full of problems, someone will be wondering the route cause of his broken psychology...

[–]be_the_change_0101 1 point2 points ago

that's one traumatized little fella

[–]munchy508 0 points1 point ago

at the end RISE MY MINIONS

[–]AvidReader182 -1 points0 points ago

So much repost

[–]Ry_the_knight 0 points1 point ago

The first time I saw a firework show, I cried through the entire thing. 2 1/2 hours. (was about 1 1/2 or 2)

[–]SCHM0WZ0W -1 points0 points ago

[–]overtheover -1 points0 points ago

this is the most original repost i have seen

[–]ThePresident11 0 points1 point ago

Try explaining this to the guys in your study room when you laugh out loud at it.

[–]aManHasSaid 0 points1 point ago

The first time my kid saw fireworks she shrieked like the devil had ahold of her and was terrified of them for years. Wouldn't even go into the room she saw them from (out the window). Whenever we left the door to that room open, she'd go over and close it. Problem solved.

I do think it's neat that she took charge of a solution.

[–]check_one 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one that read baby bees?

[–]digestedlime 0 points1 point ago

For the love of god, slowmotion please!

[–]TheMadAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

Somebody please shop this into an upvote gif.

[–]bottomfeeder45 0 points1 point ago

Next time someone should entitle this "baby meets squirter for first time"

[–]Program_These -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit. This is like the 3rd time I've seen this posted in the last 2 weeks. Two of them just this week. Feeerk.

It's hilarious nonetheless.

[–]egrady555 1 point2 points ago

i want to give this all the up votes in the world

[–]Ultimate117 0 points1 point ago

It is forty years from now. John walks out of his house as he has every day for as long as he can remember. Getting into his car, he just stares at the dashboard, debating whether he will go to work today. Ever since the death of his mother back in '33, life has held no merits for him. He gets out of his car. Looking up into the gray sky, he sighs as he plunges his hands into his pockets. He doesn't feel the cold, he simply feels old and worn out, his aging meteoric. Slowly wandering without much thought, he goes over the stone arched bridge that he has traveled for years. He looks over the edge with dull eyes, looking down at the white, uneven water roaring below. The wind pushes against his back in cold surges, and he almost lets himself fall in his thoughts. He steps back, alarmed and awoken from his daze. He continues walking, as snow begins to fall around him. It is still dawn, and the sky is a dark, purplish-blue color. He approaches the town, avoiding the cracks of the sidewalk below. He hears the faint sound of voices, joyous in the distance. It is a sound that he hasn't heard, hasn't wanted to hear, for a very long time. The sound flows toward him, and he embraces it. He wants to be a part of it. And moments later, he sees streaks of color launching into the sky, twisting ever so gracefully as they rose. Purple, yellow, green, all colors are silhouetted against the rising sun. And as quickly as they were there, they fade, dying into nothing. He stands there, coat flapping around him, staring where they were. Suddenly, light bursts throughout the sky, streams of colors raining down to the earth. He hears a somehow familiar popping sound that he hasn't heard in a very long time. He feels better.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

As he stands admiring the coloured lights he doesn't notice the soft rustling in bush behind him. A figure rises up behind him and whispers in his ear, "Surprise"

[–]jaoming 1 point2 points ago

OH LAWD!! GET THE WATA! GET THE WATA NIGGA!

[–]EXAX 1 point2 points ago

OH JEEZUS

[–]Youtenna -1 points0 points ago

Post it again. I love it.

[–]therealhappysneakers -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if ive seen this damn gif 50,000 times or i just keep clicking the same link over and over

[–]Jamus125 -2 points-1 points ago

how does the same gif make front page 2x?

[–]DrunkenPadawan 0 points1 point ago

How do people not get tired bitching about the same shit every day?

[–]Jamus125 0 points1 point ago

pretty simple really, know what reddit is ment for...

[–]herpderpmcflerp -1 points0 points ago

THIS WAS JUST HERE.

[–]DrunkenPadawan 2 points3 points ago

YOU, ARE BITCHING, ABOUT, POINTLESS, SHIT

[–]herpderpmcflerp 0 points1 point ago

DAMN YOU. YOU ARE RIGHT.

[–]DrunkenPadawan 1 point2 points ago

OF COURSE I AM. I SAID IT IN ALL CAPS!

[–]azizinator25 -2 points-1 points ago

This gif literally makes it to the front page every day

[–]thisisnothomework -2 points-1 points ago

Are we trying to make this the most reposted GIF of all time or something?

[–]heriman -2 points-1 points ago

Op is not creative

[–]confederacy -1 points0 points ago

I thought someone shoved a penis into frame from camera right.

[–]danth78 0 points1 point ago

I saw that too.

[–]Baconstix -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

[–]DrunkenPadawan 1 point2 points ago

Dumbass.

[–]MehGustaaa -4 points-3 points ago

That's so cute. no homo