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[–]Clinic2 15 points16 points ago

That was my first thought when I started hearing about all this twinkie stuff. Since when do people actually eat twinkies? I thought we knew better by now?

[–]flapsmcgee 10 points11 points ago

Maybe if people actually ate them, they wouldn't be going out of business.

[–]PrettyCoolGuy 1 point2 points ago

But if we use that perfectly reasonable explanation, then we won't be able to blame this on unions.

[–]onlyasith 8 points9 points ago

yeah twinkies are fucking gross, but I will fuck with ho ho's on occasion!

[–]Halostruct -4 points-3 points ago

Today, tasted delicious, all that fermeldahyde, mmhmm

[–]jenbabekitty 7 points8 points ago

I get them every week when I make a trip to the bread store for my son. Plus an extra box or 2 for mommy.

[–]MarijaneMushiesMolly 2 points3 points ago

Why bother posting this so late?

[–]secant90 2 points3 points ago

This is the first time I've seen an Annoyed Picard that started with "when."

[–]classy_stegasaurus 1 point2 points ago

I'm in it for the tiny cupcakes. TINY CUPCAKES

[–]breathefireworks 2 points3 points ago

Because you don't know what you've got til it's gone >.>

[–]usrevenge 2 points3 points ago

ho ho's are the reason people are sad, they are some of the most delicious snack cakes ever.

[–]mabzin308 1 point2 points ago

Four days ago

[–]Oconitnitsua 1 point2 points ago

I had a ding dong and got a blow job the day before they went bankrupt.

[–]CommanderCooper 5 points6 points ago

I guess your partner also enjoyed a ding dong.

[–]Oconitnitsua 1 point2 points ago

The funny thing is when we finished the dong dongs she said "now I want another dong dong"

[–]CreedShrute 0 points1 point ago

its not about the last time we had it, but the next time we want to have it.

[–]Gutterblade 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Human Nature 101, where things that are scarce are more popular and automaticly assumed to be better/tastier/more exclusive.

For reference, see the world around you. This even applies to a last cookie in a jar, in experiments when they asked people to rate a cookie, people who got the last or one of the last cookies in a jar subsequently rated the quality/taste of the cookie multiple points higher, then people who grabbed a cookie from a overflooding jar.

There are lot's of variants on this theme, for example a jar with 10 vanilla cookies and one chocolate cookie, or visa versa. It's fun to try out :)

Want an example closer to home? How about timed Steam sales? It's the same principle, if you don't act fast, it runs out, wether it's a product or time, for the human subconcious mind this is the same. It spurs us into action, since the reward is percieved to be of greater value. ;)

If you educate yourself further in this particular part of human behaviour , it might shock you how much of the "choices" you make in daily life have been weighted/calculated by the "drivers" installed in every human being, making the outcome of your decisions way less random/opiniated than you might imagine. this makes for some very very interesting Philosophy matter :p

[–]Robby5566 0 points1 point ago

When they were twelve.
You know, before their tastes matured and before they realized how awful Twinkies actually taste.

[–]VenomXtC 0 points1 point ago

The true horror is not that twinkies are gone but that this symbolizes the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

[–]Scorponix 0 points1 point ago

I actually had a box of twinkies, freshly bought before i even heard the news about it. I was very happy that day....now they are being savored

[–]Krypt0night 0 points1 point ago

I had a whole box two weeks ago...they weren't as good as I remembered

[–]Witchhuntress 0 points1 point ago

I finished a box of Twinkies right before I heard the news about Hostess shutting down. Unfortunately, they were of the chocolate-filled variety, so I didn't get that nostalgic feeling.

Anyways, what does it matter if people ate Twinkies frequently? People can still care about a particular food without eating it often. Hell, I only eat my favorite food once a year. That's what makes it so special.

[–]Dark_Shroud 0 points1 point ago

I've had more in the last two days than I've had in the last decade. I know they'll be back on the shelf in a year but I wont care.

HoHos I still like and Ding Dongs weren't bad either.

I've screwed my diet and I'll be happy when the last of this stuff it out of my home.

[–]n197 0 points1 point ago

Heh. They're for my wife. She's pregnant.

[–]shatonamime 0 points1 point ago

honestly, I have one every year for my birthday.

I can just get the off brand ones though.

[–]Zaulk 0 points1 point ago

Twinkies taste artificial as fuck, its like robot shit. Maybe that's because I enjoy fresh pastries but I do enjoy ho ho's and ding dongs they taste fine. I think its because Twinkies could survive a nuclear fallout.

[–]aDumbGorilla 0 points1 point ago

I was around 7 when I first had a twinkie, thought they tasted like a rotten lemon injected with fluffy semen and never touched one again.

[–]bakersfieldborba 0 points1 point ago

I could see him saying that in the tv series. It would work perfectly with some of the scenes. I would love to hear him say that.

[–]farbtoner 0 points1 point ago

Them shits are nasty...

[–]photodragon 0 points1 point ago

Two weeks ago.

[–]Kyuubi-009 0 points1 point ago

Its more the, option, of being able to have one.

[–]JonesBee 0 points1 point ago

Never actually.

[–]evileeyore 0 points1 point ago

10+ years ago, and i don't miss them

[–]woodrat 0 points1 point ago

I had a Twinkie 2 days ago and I live in the UK. Now THAT'S dedication.

[–]Mrjjp12321 0 points1 point ago

I had zingers. That's close enough.

[–]xdesmo 0 points1 point ago

cross the border to mexico there's always a salvation there

[–]snowglobe13579 0 points1 point ago

It's scary how everything in a two key is man made >.>

[–]bionic_brony 0 points1 point ago

I just like knowing I could buy them if I wanted to!

[–]GoggleHat 0 points1 point ago

Nono, let them think that Twinkies are the rare stuff. The smart people will be buying the Ding-dongs on ebay.

[–]mindaika -2 points-1 points ago

Weird... I wonder if the fact that no one eats twinkies any more had more to do with Hostess' failure than employees not wanting to take a massive pay cut...

[–]fingerpies 0 points1 point ago

STAHP

[–]tylervagrancy 0 points1 point ago

1996

[–]The_Mosephus -1 points0 points ago

1997 here.

[–]kerradeph 0 points1 point ago

never :( I tried looking for them a while back, but couldn't find any.

[–]SMOKEnTOKE00 -4 points-3 points ago

I sir hope you get downvoted to hell. Twinkies are fucking delicious.

[–]Ursurang95 0 points1 point ago

Today. And Yesterday. And the day before. And....you know what, let's just say I don't exactly eat healthy.