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[–]GWEEDOspeedo 416 points417 points ago

Hot mom though

[–]ahawks 287 points288 points ago

That's his mom? Here I was thinking she was giving him the "I'm gonna fuck this guy so hard later" look.

[–]w2tpmf 327 points328 points ago

She is.

[–]iBeatStuffUp 247 points248 points ago

his arm is broken so he needs help relieving himself

[–]serri 69 points70 points ago

Damn you, I'd almost forgotten about that.

[–]Light-Yagami 6 points7 points ago

Can you elaborate? :)

[–]spartanss300 46 points47 points ago

there was an IAmA done a while ago about this boy who broke his arm and got cranky because of lack of masturbation. So his mom ended up helping him out with that...I can't find the link for it now but I'll keep looking.

Edit: man that was a bitch to find... apparently it was removed so the description isn't there but everything else is http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

[–]NaChoBizness 12 points13 points ago

What the actual fuc...

[–]Azartic 27 points28 points ago

k.

[–]Dorimukyasuto 11 points12 points ago

Now that's what I call lucky.

[–]SENSITIVEFUCK 2 points3 points ago

Still looks that way to me.

[–]NewAccts 258 points259 points ago

..I thought that was his girlfriend. Damn..she is hot

[–]1123581321345589144- 165 points166 points ago

Dem gums.

[–]craigsproof 31 points32 points ago

That's all I could see was that birches horribly gummy smile.

[–]craigsproof 55 points56 points ago

birches? Stupid Swype. I'm leaving it!

[–]WilliamBlakeism 7 points8 points ago

fibonacciiii nigga

[–]kingebeneezer 7 points8 points ago

At first I thought you were somehow referring to the way things form through the Fibonacci sequence being responsible for why she has so much gum to tooth ratio. Then I saw 1123581321345589144-'s username. I over thought your comment to much.

[–]DomoInMySoup 40 points41 points ago

Wait, that's seriously his mom? No. Can't believe it.

She's like, actually attractive and well dressed.

[–]A_Higher_Porpoise 58 points59 points ago

FORGET THE MOM, FORGET THE SHOES! HOW THE FUCK IS HE LEVITATING THOSE GLASSES LIKE THAT IN HIS HAND!??!?!

[–]1m0a1L 5 points6 points ago

I thought I was the only one that noticed.. thank god I am not going crazy.

EDIT: Look at 'Patrick Star' trying to join in on the stardom on the floor.

[–]MissMyCookie 11 points12 points ago

I'm ashamed to say that I know this, but his mom was a teen mom. Had him at 16 or something?

[–]RageHippo 694 points695 points ago

I don't really care about Justin Bieber, but this looks pretty ridicolous. I mean...look at his trousers and socks o_o OP already mentioned the shoes and I...I really can't...doesn't he look in the mirror when he leaves the house?

[–]wildo421 154 points155 points ago

Those pants look like a weird mash up of Hammer pants and skinny jeans, wtf.

[–]Ragnnohab 66 points67 points ago

Skinny Canadian mountie pants.

[–]Mousel 48 points49 points ago

Don't blame Canada for this! This is what happens when American pop culture seeps across the border!

[–]calmdrive 14 points15 points ago

and a leather skirt?

[–]Yobgal 479 points480 points ago

I'm surprised it was the shoes that got OP's attention. The hair, the dress (it's not a shirt; it's skin-tight and hangs below the butt - it's a slutty dress), the shoes, the necklace, the bracelet, the earrings, the waxed eyebrows....

[–]raging_asshole 477 points478 points ago

He literally looks like a high-fashion glam lesbian.

[–]Kevlar_socks 98 points99 points ago

he is

[–]PresidentoftheGays 56 points57 points ago

As a lesbian, i take offense to that. Don't lump him in with us

[–]embolalia 16 points17 points ago

I agree, Madam President. The straights can keep that one.

[–]Kevlar_socks 5 points6 points ago

Please accept my sincere apologies.

[–]AaronInTheForest 5 points6 points ago

Yes, Ms. President. But seriously- he's really pretty, for a boy.

[–]Savir5850 90 points91 points ago

You forgot the lip gloss dude.

[–]TWEYSTUDIOS 50 points51 points ago

I don't think he did, actually.

[–]PaullyDee19 45 points46 points ago

Thats not gloss, thats full blown lip stick. He's wearing more makeup than my grandmother... at her wake.

[–]Cralineleader 109 points110 points ago

God, it's like snookie had a chi- What's that? ... OH SHIT

[–]mr_winston 24 points25 points ago

Get the flamethrowers, we need to stop this before it gets out of hand.

[–]JHallComicsJHallComics 1 point2 points ago

Ok we all hate Snooki but he looks nothing like anyone from that show.

[–]ohgeronimo 58 points59 points ago

Oddly enough, him wearing such stereotypically un-masculine attire and still getting some people to take him seriously is making me wonder how much of this is just an act to see what you can get away with when you're young and popular.

[–]mypinkieinthedevil 25 points26 points ago

To attract the 14 year old girl 14 year old girl's parent's money, one must become the 14 year old girl.

[–]whatbrighteyes 64 points65 points ago

Oh, the pants, oh my gosh! What are those, like....quilted...hammer pants?

[–]unwanted_puppy 56 points57 points ago

I think you're making the mistake of thinking he dressed himself. Pretty sure they have people who put outfits together for this kind of thing. They're basically mannequins to sell "fashion".

[–]kelustu 8 points9 points ago

And he's an idiot if he's paying them to make him look like that.

[–]OpIpAp 19 points20 points ago

He is probably getting paid to use certain clothers.

[–]whatnow990 94 points95 points ago

You do realize that everything he wears in picked out for him by fashion stylists, right?

[–]svenofix 155 points156 points ago

Well, they should be ashamed of themselves!

[–]verugan 23 points24 points ago

He should say no. No means no.

[–]nomofica 70 points71 points ago

And he still as the ability to say "no, this shit makes me look like a cross dresser".

[–]Taco_Gutierrez 29 points30 points ago

Yeah and theyre all gay and dress other women...

Now, that Men's Warehouse guy, he would dress you like a gentleman.

[–]trout9000 35 points36 points ago

I guarantee it.

[–]PostTenebrasLux 170 points171 points ago

The more I see of this guy, the more convinced I am that he's gay. I'm not saying that to slight or insult the kid at all, he just dresses like he's flamboyantly gay.

[–]bspielburg 185 points186 points ago

My theory is that his wardrobe guy is gay and also hates him, and dresses him that way as a joke.

[–]AdamBombTV 67 points68 points ago

I like this theory and wish to submit it to the board as canon.

[–]Cromiell 5 points6 points ago

The board approves.

[–]flaarg 21 points22 points ago

My theory is that his wardrobe guy is gay and also loves him, but knows he cannot have him so treats him as a real life barbie doll to make him look like he does in his dreams....The fact that I think this disturbs me.

[–]mr_winston 16 points17 points ago

Why does the wardrobe guy have to be gay? Can't he/she just hate him with a burning passion?

[–]accostedbyhippies 279 points280 points ago

Sorry, no. That's an insult to every impeccably dressed member of the gay male community.

[–]josh6499 49 points50 points ago

The impeccably dressed are not the flamboyant ones though.

[–]accostedbyhippies 13 points14 points ago

I think you're wrong though.

[–]gsfgf 34 points35 points ago

Are you suggesting that either of those people is impeccably dressed? Don't get me wrong, my redneck ass would totally wear a camo suit, I just wouldn't claim to be impeccably dressed.

[–]ArchanglleAssfucker 12 points13 points ago

First picture, the coat is baller, but that is certainly not impeccably dressed. Seriously, the suit underneath? Is he blind?

Second. A camo suit is never impeccably dressed. It may be out there, but it sure as fuck isn't impeccably dressed.

Here is an example of impeccably dressed.

[–]zmansman17 13 points14 points ago

I don't even have fashion sense and yet I know this is an abomination.

[–]maasedge 143 points144 points ago

I think the Bieber is evolving...

http://imgur.com/DG2Mq

[–]bstampl1 102 points103 points ago

He'll never have a jawline like that.

[–]MegatronStarscream 5 points6 points ago

Not with that attitude he wont.

Jaw implants man.

[–]OliverKlosoff 221 points222 points ago

Yeah, the slippers are precious, but what about the leather mini-dress?

[–]Titanium_cock 129 points130 points ago

And the pants made of a quilt..

[–]mybadalternate 104 points105 points ago

I'd say they look more... oven mitt material.

[–]smartache 317 points318 points ago

He seriously looks like a hot lesbian. Wish he was actually a hot lesbian.

[–]1123581321345589144- 78 points79 points ago

I don't care for Bieber but I'm not exactly a "Bieber hater" but holy fuck does he look like a chick. Most other times I would just say he looks like a feminine dude, but here, flat out chick.

[–]Basic_Subhadra 114 points115 points ago

As a lesbian...no thanks. Plenty other that look like him.

[–]gsfgf 22 points23 points ago

Whoa.

[–]hooizyoo 21 points22 points ago

He's looking more and more lesbian-like as he gets older.

[–]thaylin79 237 points238 points ago

He didn't pay for that. They would have given them to him to go to some award thing with so you could link to their site.

[–]accostedbyhippies 213 points214 points ago

"You get your clothes free when you rich, ain't it funny?"

-Childish Gambino

[–]excelcior 129 points130 points ago

"69 is the only dinner for two" - Childish Gambino

Not really relevant to the post but I just wanted to stick a Gambino quote in here.

[–]childishgambino 65 points66 points ago

Hi - Childish Gambino

[–]K__a__M__I 9 points10 points ago

Sorry. I don't know you. Who are you?

[–]gensix 30 points31 points ago

"I am runnin' this bitch. You are just a dog walker. " - Childish Gambino

[–]chestonisazombie 16 points17 points ago

Is he wearing womens shoes? Or do those come in male sizes too ?

[–]downcat 9 points10 points ago

There is literally no option for men's sizes on there. What.

[–]ohlookitsnat 8 points9 points ago

Haha! Thanks for that, I actually noticed that they weren't the same after I posted.

[–]SteveTheDude 6 points7 points ago

Still, they're $175 more than what I'd pay for them.

[–]tominsj 74 points75 points ago

I am not laughing, I feel sick.

[–]TinFoilWizardHat 11 points12 points ago

I was expecting something with horns and leather made from the backs of "fired" workers.

[–]Cubanned 4 points5 points ago

Funny that they only come in women's sizes.

[–]sgtkcourt 8 points9 points ago

That would buy me three pairs of every pair of shoes that I own.

[–]trapped_personnel 9 points10 points ago

i wish i could afford to look that stupid. :(

[–]TrainAss 1124 points1125 points ago

The kid looks like such a tool.

[–]seridras 394 points395 points ago

I think he deserves an upgrade from tool.

Would Craftsman manufacturing plant be too much?

[–]TrainAss 45 points46 points ago

That works.

[–]seniorlulz 296 points297 points ago

How about just 'cunt'?

[–]notsurewhatiam 429 points430 points ago

Craftsman manufacturing plant

[–]Vacuitymechanica 15 points16 points ago

Ah, the Australian route. I like it.

[–]zmansman17 11 points12 points ago

Quite handy, what you did there.

[–]BookwormSkates 334 points335 points ago

I don't understand fashion. He looks like a clown. Pants that are cut 2 feet too long so they're bunched across his legs, socks with sparkles over stupid girl flats with studs, a too long tee-shirt and a johnny bravo haircut. Is this supposed to be cool? Also, is he throwing his sunglasses away?

[–]Arbybeay 124 points125 points ago

Is the front of that t-shirt...leather?

[–]The_Painted_Man 229 points230 points ago

I think it's a leather mini-skirt?

[–]BornToReason 94 points95 points ago

At first I laughed really hard at this, then I realized that it literally is a leather mini-skirt. Wow.

[–]DJG513 81 points82 points ago

Some see Bieber, others see an attractive, slightly butch lesbian.

[–]TxSaru 17 points18 points ago

Came here to say that and found it already said.

That is a mini skirt right? If a girl were to put it on, and walk around, we would all call it a mini skirt right?

Correction: not a skirt, but an very short black dress.

[–]jebbie90 10 points11 points ago

I'm just going to go ahead and point out that those "pants" are quilted.

[–]ckb614 32 points33 points ago

I think it's a dress.

[–]b19pen15 79 points80 points ago

[–]freindo 120 points121 points ago

You said it, brother. Bring me back to the days when musicians didn't dress like buffoons.

http://i.imgur.com/nyOKS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DY7CS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LqElW.jpg

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 2 points3 points ago

But if they dress like buffoons it's mandatory that they have to be extremely influential. Similar to the Beatles, or Michael Jackson.

[–]peoplearewickedmean 54 points55 points ago

I'm pretty sure half that ensemble are women's clothes as well.

[–]AscentofDissent 49 points50 points ago

My grandma has that same sweater.

[–]mentalorigami 13 points14 points ago

It's a cardigan, they're "in" for male fashion right now. Though certainly not with that outfit, he looks like a douchenozzle.

[–]JHallComicsJHallComics 24 points25 points ago

You forgot the cardigan and pearl necklace. What bet did he lose?

[–]xmod2 46 points47 points ago

Fashion should be fun. This feels more like other people dressing him than him expressing himself.

[–]karlhungis 51 points52 points ago

He strikes me as being completely void of any sort of self expression. Seems like more of a toddler with a tiara than any sort of "artist".

[–]listofdemands 8 points9 points ago

Correct - this guy is but a stupid puppet on a bunch of strings.... Why do people insist on buying into this shit....

[–]dirtyjersey84 16 points17 points ago

He's this generations version of a "dandy", an effeminate ladies man. 20 years from now some other toolbar will be wearing shit stupider than currently fathomable

[–]borring 5 points6 points ago

That's not a shirt. It's a tiny dress!

[–]lozzobear 49 points50 points ago

I reckon he looks like a female vanilla ice.

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 213 points214 points ago

[–]kamikazikid 114 points115 points ago

[]not told []told [x] knights of the told republic

[–]moparornocar 29 points30 points ago

Toldstone Creamery

[–]phenomite1 16 points17 points ago

[x]Battletolds [x]Cash 4 Told

[–]dfltr 11 points12 points ago

You just made my entire day.

[–]rcklmbr 18 points19 points ago

In all honesty, I have never seen such a fantastic burn. Kudos to you.

[–]Lexpar 16 points17 points ago

Awesome.

[–]onowahoo 32 points33 points ago

Oh snap!

[–]RedditsKittyKat 28 points29 points ago

Yikes

[–]westcoastpopart 8 points9 points ago

post of the century

[–]Sinkfist 4 points5 points ago

/thread

[–]brianbrianbrian 78 points79 points ago

Sure that girl laughed her ass off at his fashion choices, right before she blew him.

[–]jonbowen 197 points198 points ago

Uhm... That's his mother.

[–]YourFaceSays 135 points136 points ago

Serious question...really?

[–]jonbowen 107 points108 points ago

Really.

[–]dirice87 79 points80 points ago

TIL I'd have no ethical problems with participating in giving this world another Beiber.

[–]Wodashit 12 points13 points ago

Well technically he would not be a Beiber since he can get your family name, but would be still related to them, indirectly.

[–]BABY_BACK_BITCH 21 points22 points ago

directly.

[–]SippieCup 8 points9 points ago

Well, this is awkward.

[–]brianbrianbrian 11 points12 points ago

Well yeah, he had a cast on up until this picture was taken.

[–]JustinAero 4 points5 points ago

It all started when he broke his wrists.

[–]DiabloConQueso 184 points185 points ago

In this picture alone, I don't think there's a single, visible item of clothing on his body that we shouldn't be laughing at.

Necklace: too long, looks like he raided his mother's jewelry box.

Bracelet: You buy your girlfriend the Tiffany heart-shaped lock bracelet, not yourself.

Sweater/jacket: No comment needed. He's on the red carpet -- put something nice on.

Shirt: Is that... leather? Why is it so long?

Sunglasses: Probably the only decent article in the pic, but as you can notice, he's throwing them away.

Pants: MC Hammer up top, skinny jeans below the knee?

Socks: Stolen from an 8-year old girl with a Bedazzler.

[–]not_a_monster 36 points37 points ago

The pants are clearly an old quilt.

[–]norse77 18 points19 points ago

Also looks like he is wear some sort of leather mini-skirt.

[–]Holy-Cheese-Balls 7 points8 points ago

Pretty sure that's a shirt/dress thing.

[–]Tethias 102 points103 points ago

No-one else questioning his bizarre sunglasses balancing ability?

[–]derkman96 42 points43 points ago

Isn't he holding the lens between his pointer and middle finger?

[–]Spamtastical 5 points6 points ago

I guess when you're that rich you can afford to COMPLETELY SMUDGE YOUR GLASSES.

[–]cprime 51 points52 points ago

WTF is up with THOSE PANTS!?!

[–]tungsten_homunculus 19 points20 points ago

Are they some sort of quilted jodhpurs?

[–]rust2bridges 53 points54 points ago

LOOK AT JUSTIN BEIBER JUST LOOK AT HIM

LOOK

LOOK

IT'S JUSTIN BEIBER

FUCKING LOOK

[–]dabezian 473 points474 points ago

I would call Bieber a faggot but I wouldn't want to offend you, OP.

[–]PowerCrumpet[S] 540 points541 points ago

[–]isossauro 101 points102 points ago

Do you not know Jeremy!? http://i.imgur.com/mX85a.gif the best version of that gif

[–]engals 36 points37 points ago

This... is.. just perfect..

[–]goodadvice00 8 points9 points ago

don't be sad OP, its the nature of the universe. Gravity, speed of light, OP is a faggot...its how we make sense of the world around us

[–]brianbrianbrian 15 points16 points ago

I swear to god I heard him make the "p-kish" splashing noise the first time I watched this.

[–]TotalBiscuit 8 points9 points ago

For all the celebrity-obsessive culture Reddit seems to abhor, I hear more about Justin Bieber here than I do anywhere else.

[–]mfter 60 points61 points ago

[–]fawcattack 33 points34 points ago

The whole outfit..

[–]Buttbaby1 27 points28 points ago

Is that a pearl necklace?

[–]Vagabondleon 10 points11 points ago

I bet some guy has already given him one.

[–]Izzysofizzy 35 points36 points ago

His swag coaches told him to do it, okay?!?!?!?

[–]cornbread_tp 52 points53 points ago

ITT: Bravery

[–]Knubinator 10 points11 points ago

[–]Axamili 8 points9 points ago

'there's no place like home' that's all I can say

[–]FrankieAK 2 points3 points ago

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING QUILTED PANTS!?

[–]gavinmoore1297 3 points4 points ago

Silly Bieber, he's not Dorothy!

[–]CptCrunchBerry 11 points12 points ago

Whoever told him to get the Vanilla Ice haircut and to dress like a girl....right on! Keep giving him that advice. He looks just like the douche tool he is reported to be.

[–]penjarvith 5 points6 points ago

Just the shoes?

[–]Semajal 7 points8 points ago

Its funny, I wouldn't know ANYTHING about Bieber if it wasn't for Reddit.

[–]taste1337 7 points8 points ago

He looks like the retarded spawn of Vanilla Ice and a genie.

[–]find_the_fish 99 points100 points ago

leave her alone, you're just jealous of her talent

[–]Lavaswimmer 49 points50 points ago

DAE justin bieber is a girl? I'm going to insult somebody who really doesnt have an effect on my life!

[–]PureEvil666 31 points32 points ago

Wait. Am I on r/circlejerk again.

[–]ResoundinglyAverage 16 points17 points ago

The lines are blurring

[–]OgGorrilaKing 12 points13 points ago

Isn't everything on Reddit a circlejerk by definition?

[–]Charming_fish 17 points18 points ago

I'd like to just point out Justin Bieber so we can all laugh for a little bit.

[–]LyricBaritone 6 points7 points ago

Hey, it's not cool to make fun of Ellen DeGeneres like that

[–]And_Everything 8 points9 points ago

douche level = bieber

[–]JSF16 3 points4 points ago

Notice how his pants seem to be recoiling in horror away from the shoes.

[–]coty91 3 points4 points ago

Every year that passes it's becoming more difficult to tell Bieber apart from women.

[–]ferrospork 5 points6 points ago

I'm more concerned with his dress

[–]srikamaraja 6 points7 points ago

Those are, without the slightest mote of uncertainty or judgement, the type of shoes worn by a gentleman of the homosexual persuasion.

[–]misterwizzard 6 points7 points ago

so, the anime hair, silly pants, weird dress/shirt and sweater weren't worth noting? Guy is a good singer but will have a career like the rest of the 'boy band' types unless he brakes away like Timberlake did. Bieber is a good singer, but they make him look like too much of a douche to last.

[–]splatter78 12 points13 points ago

I'd just like to point out that he's shagged Selena Gomez. The shoes are irrelevant

[–]1123581321345589144- 17 points18 points ago

I'd just like to point out that he's shagged Selena Gomez

who looks like a million other latina chicks.

[–]moar_noaw 12 points13 points ago

In all honesty, Selena Gomez should only be celebrated for her singing/fame. Her looks are pretty much like all other good looking latina chicks. No need to put the pussy on a pedestal just cuz she can sing.

[–]Oilburner 4 points5 points ago

He appears to have stolen his trousers from Aladdin. If only his shoes were just a bit more pointy the look would be complete.

[–]-steezy_wunda_bred- 7 points8 points ago

Pretty much everything below his belt looks pretty ridiculous.

[–]amynim 26 points27 points ago

Pretty much everything about him is ridiculous. FTFY

[–]AnUchihaDuckling 23 points24 points ago

Just going to point out that those sunglasses are FUCKING LEVITATING!

[–]ZeroTheSavior 17 points18 points ago

[–]PowerCrumpet[S] 14 points15 points ago

To be fair that subreddit is filled to the brim with the kind of comedy genius everybody secretly cherishes. Secretly.

Thank you for taking the time to comment on a post about Justin Bieber's shoes.