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[–]muchosuspicioso 401 points402 points ago

When yellow lights are set to shorter times at intersections with cameras, to "enhance revenue" there is a problem with the camera and light, not the drivers. Several lawsuits over this have demonstrated the malfeasance of cities and camera companies in this regard.

Likewise, when the cameras photograph legal right turns on red and the court cost to contest the ticket equals or exceeds the penalty, there is a problem with the setup, not the drivers.

Likewise, when the cameras photograph stopped cars and ticket them, and again the court costs make not contesting the ticket the cheaper option, there is a problem with the setup, not the drivers.

When drivers slam on brakes to stop at yellows for fear of getting a ticket that costs $75 to $250, and get rear ended, more than one person suffers from the red light cameras. This unintended side effect, incidentally, is the primary effect of putting up red light cameras, other than producing revenue for cities while doing nothing to make intersections safer.

The best way found to make intersections safer? Add +1 second to the yellow light, and add +1 second to the time all lights are red before some change to green.

[–]Zondraxor 26 points27 points ago

Don't forget that if the person who owns the car was not the one driving it, the ticket can be issued to the wrong person. Though, that is relatively easy to handle.

[–]Umbron 20 points21 points ago

Red light cameras increase rear end collisions, but greatly reduced side impact (t-bone) and head on collisions. The result is a dramatically safer intersection, as both the amount and severity of crashes is reduced.

In regards to your bit about extended clearance and all red times, they have been shown to increase safety, but only for a short time after the change, before drivers become accustomed to the change. In the long term, it does nothing to reduce collisions (assuming the intersection was programed properly to begin with), while permanently increasing congestion.

Source: Traffic Engineering and ITS employee.

[–]spaetzele 3 points4 points ago

Thank goodness someone with actual experience is commenting on this. While I am not a traffic engineer I did spend a decade working along side them and if I learned anything at all it is: "Everyone thinks they are a traffic engineer." If I had a penny for every time a well-meaning (or not) member of the public said "All you have to do is X, why don't you do X, it's so simple" I would never have to work for a living again.

[–]Shinhan 0 points1 point ago

assuming the intersection was programed properly to begin with

Isn't the opposite exactly what muchosuspicioso assumes?

[–]steevo37 48 points49 points ago

When drivers slam on brakes to stop at yellows for fear of getting a ticket that costs $75 to $250, and get rear ended, more than one person suffers from the red light cameras. This unintended side effect, incidentally, is the primary effect of putting up red light cameras, other than producing revenue for cities while doing nothing to make intersections safer.

This.

[–]IntoxicatedGiraffe 36 points37 points ago

This.

I'm going to have to write you a ticket for that.

[–]dewhashish 11 points12 points ago

you're drunk and don't have fingers! you're in no condition to give tickets

[–]cornbread_tp 9 points10 points ago

thats why we have automated camera systems in place

[–]A--Train 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, Andrew, I'd give the guy a ticket too and I have fingers

[–]FagMouth 0 points1 point ago

Does it ever bother you that a big portion of responses to your comments are just people repeating the same tired jokes about your username for Karma?

[–]ASlyGuy 6 points7 points ago

Shut your mouth, fag.

[–]hailnobra 18 points19 points ago

This is exactly what got my wife a red light ticket. She had a tailgater while coming up to one of these lights. She had a split second decision and decided to go for it. She clearly made it into the intersection, but the camera is calibrated about 40 feet out past the crosswalks (they painted a second line to denote this). She was in this "no man's land" when the light turned red and it flashed her (and the car behind her...idiot didn't even try to stop. The camera's out here record short videos along with the pictures and showed the whole thing. We retained a traffic lawyer (didn't want the points) and tried to fight it. We got the crappiest judge possible (lawyer knew we were in trouble when that judge was assigned). We didn't even get to present our case. The judge sided with the camera and we were ordered to pay the fine plus the court fee.

Fuck those cameras!

[–]r81984 4 points5 points ago

It is not fair that an asshole judge can override the law. That judge should have been immediately fired because he blatantly ignored the video that showed you were innocent.

[–]Seaka 0 points1 point ago

How about you just slow down when you see a yellow light, or just stop?

[–]immarried 0 points1 point ago

You don't drive much do you?

[–]Damadawf -1 points0 points ago

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

(A redditor's way of saying, "I am not contributing to the thread because I can't think of anything intelligent to say, but I want everyone to know I agree with the preceding comment")

[–]DesertTripper 14 points15 points ago

An even better idea: Install countdown timers at lights so motorists know when green lights are about to change. This would eliminate the band of uncertainty at many light changes: slam on brakes, or try to "make" the light? It's a minor miscalculation, when one comes out a few tenths of a second after the red, that the cameras are optimally configured to exploit.

Examples of what I mentioned above:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/16/article-1236351-079F67A4000005DC-388_634x377.jpg (yeah, it's a red light but you get the idea)

http://image.made-in-china.com/43f34j00YMptUwSqOGkf/LED-Traffic-Light-1-Red-1-Green-1-Countdown.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dkCQVKONt3o/UByYzdKpAlI/AAAAAAAAB_Y/s3RJPQg7fN4/s1600/images%5B9%5D.jpg

[–]snowcobra 10 points11 points ago

you see a way to solve a problem, i see the beginning of a new age

[–]DrawnDuck 7 points8 points ago

Saw a TED talk that had this, apparently red light timers work great and even make motoring happier, green light timers cause crashes.

[–]sargent610 12 points13 points ago

Then dumbasses will speed to try and get through before it change

"oh 3 seconds I can make it"

*guns it going through at 80MPH

[–]shaggy1265 27 points28 points ago

They already do this when they see a yellow.

[–]sargent610 2 points3 points ago

nothing will change

[–]2muchCoding 7 points8 points ago

Our red-light cameras also take pictures of speeders. This means everyone instead slams on their brakes and we get a bunch of accidents.

[–]the_number_2 5 points6 points ago

Official vocab guidelines call them collisions now.

[–]bacon_cakes 5 points6 points ago

"Accident" implies that there is no one to blame.

[–]c0bra51 1 point2 points ago

But one should be able to slam their brakes on without being rear ended.

[–]DirectInjected 0 points1 point ago

Skidmarks!

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

People who are honestly having difficulty discerning whether it's about to go yellow or whether they've got enough time would have more information to make good driving decisions. Therefore, something will change.

Just focusing on idiots isn't helpful.

[–]not_a_monster 0 points1 point ago

They have that in China. It's pretty handy.

[–]LordXenu40 0 points1 point ago

Where I live, the pedestrian signals have timers so that is what I use and it does make approaching the light less stressful since you know exactly when it will change.

[–]rimo 1 point2 points ago

When yellow lights are set to shorter times at intersections with cameras, to "enhance revenue" there is a problem with the camera and light, not the drivers.

No, just a problem with the traffic light. Across my country I've noticed that pretty much everywhere traffic light switch colour at a uniform time. You can justify traffic light cameras at places people often push the gas to try and beat the red light. There are still plenty places where taking a green light for cyclists 2 seconds after it went green can be incredibly dangerous.

[–]K30 0 points1 point ago

There have been cases where the yellow light is NOT the uniform time; that is the problem. They're shortening the signal time in order to get more money.

[–]marx2k 3 points4 points ago

When drivers slam on brakes to stop at yellows for fear of getting a ticket that costs $75 to $250, and get rear ended, more than one person suffers from the red light cameras.

That's an argument against tailgating.

[–]traden 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was the only one thinking this. Driving too close to the vehicle in front is dangerous regardless of whether there's a traffic light ahead of not.

[–]Neonfire 0 points1 point ago

Toledo gas the cameras, Cincinnati has longer waits. I feel much safer driving in Cincinnati

[–]crazyjimmy 0 points1 point ago

475 in california

[–]the_catacombs 0 points1 point ago

BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY OFF OF ALL THAT BULLSHIT?!?!?!?!

You're right. I did a 4000 level econ project on this in college.

[–]SchoolyardCheeze 428 points429 points ago

Police Officer here. My problem with the red light cams is that they take away officer discretion. Say it's 3 AM, you stop at red, then go since there's nobody around. I'm probably going to pull you over, but you're probably not getting a ticket. I'm checking to make sure you're not drunk or something. Or of it's a busier time, but you have a convincing story or make me laugh or are clearly trying not to poop, again, no ticket. But these red light cameras. They are soulless. I'm pretty sure they're phase one of Skynet's plan.

[–]CDNeon 27 points28 points ago

Yup. I worked for a while as a paratransit supervisor for our city's bus system. I driver made a judgement call to run a stale yellow light, because his bus was full of people in wheelchairs. Had he hit the brakes to stop, several people would have found themselves lying on the floor. The camera caught it and he had to pay the ticket out of pocket.

Yes, we argued the ticket (my boss and I were there as "experts" to support the driver), but it still went through.

[–]elbruce 7 points8 points ago

That's on the traffic court judge, then.

[–]Rephaite 15 points16 points ago

It's also on the camera system, because an actual officer would have probably used his discretion and not given a ticket, completely obviating the need for traffic court. As a minimum wage driver, traffic court sucks, because even if you win, you just got fucked out of half a days salary that you can't afford to lose (where I live, traffic court is only during work hours on weekdays). This means that the camera system punishes even people who have a good reason, like a certifiable emergency.

[–]elbruce 3 points4 points ago

I'll admit that it's much less convenient to go to traffic court than to talk the officer out of giving you the ticket (assuming that's possible).

I'm just saying that CDNeon did get a judgement call from a human made on his infraction, because he did argue it in court. Can't blame the camera for the ticket at that point.

[–]temp9876 1 point2 points ago

The camera failed to capture the context, reducing the amount of information available to the human that made the judgement call. If a police officer had stopped the driver, they would have been in a position to view and corroborate the driver's claims. None of which can be done for a red light camera review. It diminishes the driver's ability to defend himself.

[–]elbruce -1 points0 points ago

Police don't go to traffic court to corroborate drivers' claims. I would think people would have more right to defend themselves if they have a good case that the context not captured by the camera necessitated the driving behavior.

Honestly, I think folks just don't like them because they don't want to go to court. They like the idea of having a chance of arguing themselves out of a ticket. I don't know how often that happens, but it's probably not nearly as high as people hope/expect it to. But any discussion of rights and constitutional principles always comes down to "you can go to court," which is the place where those things are enforced.

[–]temp9876 1 point2 points ago

Police don't go to traffic court to corroborate drivers' claims.

No, they don't. They are however required to answer questions posed to them by the justice hearing the case. Questions which, in a case like this, would support the driver.

You sound like someone who doesn't understand the issue. Maybe you don't mind losing time at work, maybe that doesn't affect you, and maybe that's why this seems like nothing but an inconvenience to you. Maybe it's not a big deal to you to have to appear in court to prove your innocence when the presence of a human at the scene of the "crime" would have made it unnecessary. I'd like to invite you to fuck yourself.

Just because it isn't an issue for you doesn't mean it isn't a legitimate issue.

[–]elbruce -1 points0 points ago

Maybe you don't mind losing time at work, maybe that doesn't affect you, and maybe that's why this seems like nothing but an inconvenience to you.

That's a different issue. But I don't really have any data on how many traffic tickets you've talked yourself out of, or expect to talk yourself out of.

Maybe it's not a big deal to you to have to appear in court to prove your innocence when the presence of a human at the scene of the "crime" would have made it unnecessary.

Or might make it more necessary. Sometimes traffic stops "go wrong" and police end up arresting, spraying, tazing, and/or shooting the person they pulled over, even if that person was unarmed and did nothing wrong. There's no chance of that with a camera.

[–]temp9876 -1 points0 points ago

Right, so you've been tazed a lot have you? Do you even own a car? You sound like someone that doesn't actually deal with traffic.

[–]Rephaite 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I think folks just don't like them because they don't want to go to court.

I would have much less problem with it if they scheduled the court appearances for times that working people could reasonably attend. As it is, they essentially just automatically penalize all accused. I ran afoul of a traffic camera one time, with a legitimate emergency. However, the court timing and location would have required most of the workday for me to attend, costing me more than the ticket price. I tried to contest by write in (which you can do if you are unable to attend), but what I wrote was ignored, which was blatantly obvious from the form letter response I received. If an actual officer had been present instead, he probably would have helped me to deal with the emergency instead of fucking me for $150. If he wanted to fuck me, too, for some bizarre reason, at least he would have had to look me in the eye. The way the camera system is run is a heinous and impersonal mockery of justice.

[–]bdpf 3 points4 points ago

And you have to pay costs up front to fight the ticket. Non refundable, win or lose.

Cost = or < than fine.

[–]N69sZelda 2 points3 points ago

THIS ^ I got "won" my day in court but it ended up costing me 2 days salary, albeit I was allowed to make up some of it on another day so probably cost me at least $150 minmmum. The ticket was for $200

[–]vondruke00 2 points3 points ago

One of the purposes of red light cameras is to change driver behavior over time. In this instance maybe it was best to run the light but in future scenarios maybe he approaches the intersection slower in the first place.

Maybe I'm being naive though, I have a buddy who drives a big rig and that thing needs a lot of space to slow down, maybe it would be the same case for the large bus.

Interestingly, at intersections with red light cameras studies generally find a decrease in serious or deadly accidents but an increase in fender bender accidents.

[–]RumpleJoskin 0 points1 point ago

Sauce

[–]vondruke00 1 point2 points ago

The first point should be somewhat self-evident. If a city enacts a red light camera ordinance to promote public safety (which is almost always the governing body's stated purpose if they don't want to confront equal protection lawsuits down the road) then it should be clear that public safety can only really be promoted over time as driver behavior changes. Unless a driver sees a red light camera as he's approaching an intersection and with enough time to slow down if he's driving too fast, the first time a driver is going to learn about a red light camera is when he's flashed by it. at that point the camera isn't going to change his immediate behavior because he's already in the intersection, but once he becomes aware of the cameras he'll likely drive more 'safely' (loaded term i know). see this report for example http://markets.financialcontent.com/cbslocal.cbs11tv/news/read/22584303/st._louis_red

The fender bender point, pretty much any anti red-light camera website will have facts like this somewhere promenant in their website. see here for example: http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/04/430.asp

[–]RumpleJoskin 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, I can now repeat this.

[–]fredd_garvin 104 points105 points ago

upvote for Officer with a heart and a sense of humor, oh, and a soul.

[–]elbruce 12 points13 points ago

The other possibility is that SchoolyardCheeze went on the internet and lied about his RL identity. But that would never happen...

[–]SchoolyardCheeze 24 points25 points ago

If I were going to go onto the Internet an lie, I'd claim to be something else. A bodybuilder perhaps. Or Batman. Especially when saying "Fuck the police" would generate much more sweet sweet karma.

[–]mybadalternate 8 points9 points ago

Wait... Are you Batman?

[–]elbruce 3 points4 points ago

Batman would never pretend to be a police officer... OK, now I'm confused.

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 1 point2 points ago

We can't prove he isn't batman, so he's batman.

[–]SchoolyardCheeze 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. After all the trouble I went to, faking my death, arranging for my butler to see me one last time so he can live with a clear conscience...

[–]N69sZelda 0 points1 point ago

hell yea! FTP!

[–]SpruceCaboose 4 points5 points ago

It's possible, but based on his commenting history, if he is lying, he is in a fairly long con for fake internet points.

[–]brianbrianbrian 3 points4 points ago

Police Office here. It's illegal to lie about your RL identity on the internet. We would've arrested him if he were.

[–]elbruce 10 points11 points ago

As Attorney General of the United States of America, I'll allow it... this time.

[–]brianbrianbrian 2 points3 points ago

We rely on those tickets, man. Shit like this is why me and the boys down at the precinct agree, keep the federal government out of local police work. Always wagging your dicks around, oh look at us, we're feds and this crime scene is now our jurisdiction. Buncha assholes.

[–]elbruce 7 points8 points ago

Dammit, brianbrianbrian, you're a loose cannon! You're too close to this case! We're playing this one by the book and we don't need any of your wild hunches and crazy shenanigans gumming up the works! Now take this adorable trained hedgehog with you as your new partner, and you're suspended for a week. And don't even think about going after the bad guys on your own. Now get outta my office!

[–]brianbrianbrian 2 points3 points ago

You can't expect me to take this pretty boy seriously? He was a model, for godsakes! Don't come crying to me when the city's burning around your feet! I warned you!

Come on, rookie... I'm up for retirement next year, I'm too old for this shit!

[–]N69sZelda 1 point2 points ago

And police officers cant lie! ... right badger?

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 0 points1 point ago

Dear reddit,

Who hurt you? Who made you so untrusting?

[–]lets_hit_reset 14 points15 points ago

I do some of my best/most illegal driving when I have to poop.

[–]Mobidad 8 points9 points ago

Cruise control + poop out the window?

[–]lets_hit_reset 2 points3 points ago

Only if you keep napkins or a lot of old receipts laying around your car.

[–]mrmacky 2 points3 points ago

I actually do keep a lot of old receipts in the pocket dash under my radio.

.... but, ew.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 31 points32 points ago

My problem with the red light cams is that they take away officer discretion.

My take on this is that it would eliminate the need for an officer patrolling stoplights, allowing them to use their time for higher priority needs.

[–]Webic 64 points65 points ago

More likely a justification to employ less officers then redeploy them.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 6 points7 points ago

Sadly, you're probably right.

[–]SpruceCaboose 6 points7 points ago

A valid point, but very few cities that are in that much of a need for "higher priority needs" have officers dedicated to stoplight violations anyway. This just seems like an automatic revenue stream for badly budgeted cities, to me.

[–]mysticRight 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad there are officers like you around. You really only hear about the bad ones on the internet, so people get scared about any confrontation with one.

I recently got pulled over for running a red light, but I told him why I did it, and he let me go without a ticket. Nice guy, he was. In this case the setting sun blinded me from seeing one of the lights, and the other one was blocked by the garbage truck in front of me.

I would have received a ticket had there been a camera there instead of an officer sitting and watching the intersection.

[–]scfd524[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Upvotes for you good sir. Thanks for your input and for what you do out there. Stay safe!

[–]derptanian 0 points1 point ago

How often do you see someone with IBS or Chrohn's about to shit themselves?

[–]SchoolyardCheeze 2 points3 points ago

Hasn't happened that often. But I have a coworker with IBS, so I'd believe it if someone told me that was their excuse.

[–]ThisIsEgregious 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for being a reasonable person. I used to live in a town with the most horribly timed lights at night, to the point that I suspected there were simply controllers on the other ends of cameras fucking with people because I'd hit every single red along a 10 mile stretch of road late at night. Not another soul out there, but they'd still go red. Likewise with controlled lefts late at night. I could see miles ahead and there wouldn't be another car anywhere near but I'd still have to wait for the damn thing to cycle through and turn green. Finally I decided to become a first world anarchist and stop, check to make sure it's all clear, and go anyway on the red.

[–]Lignoba 0 points1 point ago

Be careful with that. I had a bad experience with a driver who didn't have his lights on flying down the road, saw the green light and decided to go for it. I never saw him coming until he was halfway through the intersection.

[–]ThisIsEgregious 0 points1 point ago

For sure. In situations like that, it just comes down to being alert, regardless of the light color.

edit: and to clarify my earlier statement, I'd still begrudgingly stop at each red, or at least do the "California Roll" at 1mph to check that it was clear.

[–]emperornibble 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention how sometimes they catch people while the light is still yellow. But, that aside, people should stop running reds.

[–]Tkozy 0 points1 point ago

What if I made a right on red without a full stop a second after the light changes?

[–]zsupreme 0 points1 point ago

werent these cameras considered illegal? Since you never sign any document stating that you will appear in court for the violation, people (in Los Angeles) havent been forced to pay for the ticket.

Truth?

[–]AlwaysHere202 0 points1 point ago

As a motorcyclist in an area with pressure sensitive left turn lanes, this also bothers me.

I will often find myself at a light that will never turn green because I don't trigger the light.

I don't know what to do legally.

[–]0accountability 17 points18 points ago

Some towns remove them because they don't get the revenue they expected. "Over the years, Redflex has collected 88 percent of revenues from the $50-a-pop tickets. Cary has kept 2 percent for administrative costs, and the rest has gone to the Wake County Public School Systems.

“It’s a racket. Redflex reaps all the financial benefit, schools get very little,” said Councilman Don Frantz."

Read more here.

[–]elbruce 9 points10 points ago

The same people who claimed that it wasn't about revenue when they installed them...

[–]ThisIsEgregious 5 points6 points ago

The fact that the issue was revenue is disturbing. Law enforcement exists to identify criminal suspects and bring them into the courts, not to act as an income generator for local governments. The revenue source model just leads to mindless zero tolerance policies and harassment.

[–]DesertTripper 3 points4 points ago

Yep. Simplify camera systems to the point where municipalities can install and maintain the units themselves or with Internet / phone support. Get greedy corporations out of everything but the marketing and sales. That's the only way that I would ever even consider being pro-camera. There's no excuse for inflating the ticket price to an insane value ($400+ in CA) just so Redflex et. al. can get a sizable cut. Why aren't high ticket prices unconstitutional under "excessive fines levied" as specified in the 8th Amendment?

9th Circuit? SCOTUS?

Bueller?

[–]fredd_garvin 96 points97 points ago

The argument against them isn't that they should be illegal, it's that they're unconstitutional. The cameras identify the vehicle that offends, the ticket is written to the owner without ever identifying the driver. This places the burden of proof of innocence onto the person receiving the ticket. This is fundamentally unconstitutional. I love living in a state where they where successfully challenged and they have been removed.

[–]paynem83 23 points24 points ago

Minor traffic offenses (such as these) are civil infractions, not criminal offenses. Thus, in almost all jurisdictions, the state bears the burden to prove by a preponderance of the evidence (more probable than not) that the defendant committed the infraction alleged.

It's never unconstitutional to issue a ticket, whether there is certainty of the alleged offender or not. In fact, it's not unconstitutional in civil court to allege mutually exclusive claims against a single defendant. A person can be sanctioned for knowingly filing frivolous claims, but that is distinct from the constitutionality of the process.

It is, however, unconstitutional to deprive a person of due process, even in a civil setting. Traffic tickets enter a grey area of civil procedure with service of process rather than with naming an alleged offender. What most people don't know is that the ticket is unenforceable if not served properly. Each state has its own civil procedure rules, but it is quite possible that the defendant is not properly served through US mail, which is generally how the tickets are sent. Because the alleged offender doesn't know this, he likely responds or appears in court, which constitutes voluntary waiver of proper service in most jurisdictions.

An almost universal application of these issues is that a person who is not a resident of the state in which the ticket is issued can never be served by mail. Service on such a person is generally only effectuated properly in person while in that state. A police officer can validly serve a ticket, but a camera cannot.

TL;DR: Look into your state's procedural rules before responding to a mailed ticket - you may be able to ignore it without repercussion.

[–]woodsja2 1 point2 points ago

You said a lot of interesting things. What's the legal basis for this:

An almost universal application of these issues is that a person who is not a resident of the state in which the ticket is issued can never be served by mail.

[–]ska_Sean 78 points79 points ago

Most people that have half a brain think stop lights cameras should be illegal not because they are breaking the law but because it take the burden of proof off the state/police and puts burden of proof on the defendant, and that my friends is against the US constitution.

Example of what i mean: I lend my car to a friend. Friend using the car runs red light. He doesn't get the points on his card nor does he have to pay the fine. NOW the burden is on me to prove i wasn't driving the car, so therefore i shouldn't be getting points and the fine. <~Against the law.

[–]zeug666 2 points3 points ago

By me the red light tickets from cameras are classified as a "non-moving" violation, the equivalent of a parking ticket - this was their way of dealing with the burden of proving who was driving the car versus the ability to maintain $afety.

[–]ska_Sean 1 point2 points ago

So they ticket the car right, how does the state know where to send that ticket for collection of payment. If it was a non moving violation (ie: parking ticket) they would leave ticket on the car, and said driver of the car would have to pay ticket. There it works because you can prove who was driving the car by receippant of paper ticket.

Now red light cameras ticket the tag of the car, therefor the owner of the car is now in the eyes of the state the person that has to burden that monetary burden of paying said ticket even though in fact it may or may not have been him driving the vechiles tag thats was ticketed. It puts unjust burden on the owner of the tag, instead of actual driver of the vechile in question. Because it was the person behind the wheel that broke the law not the vechiles tag that broke the law

[–]zeug666 2 points3 points ago

Not the state, but the city of Chicago (they think they are a state though).

They send the ticket to the address of the registered owner, via the license plates. Having a ticket left on the window doesn't prove who was driving the car or even who parked it, just who picked up the piece of paper (and they can't even prove that). Hell, what happens if there is a stiff wind and the ticket gets blown away? You don't get out of a ticket, you just get sent to collections.

If a kid gets a parking ticket and doesn't tell mommy and daddy, eventually the police will send a bill/letter/summons to the registered owner of the vehicle. The vehicle owner is ultimately responsible for what happens to/with their car.

I believe that is why they treat it like a parking ticket, there is a far lesser burden of proof, not much further than the car did something illegal, here's the picture, and the owner is responsible for it. With a moving violation the ticket is on the driver, not the car (simplistic view of it), and since the red-light cameras here are unable to capture enough detail to see who was driving, they leave it as a parking ticket.

With your example parking tickets would be illegal because there is no way to prove who parked the car.

Also, note there is a difference in fines: a parking/red-light ticket is a fraction of the fine that a moving violation produces and that doesn't even factor into the increase in insurance premiums you face (non-moving violations don't go on your driving record so no insurance increase).

[–]Zeploz 0 points1 point ago

The vehicle owner is ultimately responsible for what happens to/with their car.

I don't know why people dislike this idea so much.

[–]username_unavailable 2 points3 points ago

If you loan your car to your asshole friend for a week and he throws away the seven hundred parking tickets he accumulated during that time, guess who the city is coming after to get payment from? Here's a hint: It's not your asshole friend.

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Why is it so hard to either, A) don't let bad drivers drive your car, or B) if you let someone drive your car and you get a ticket, make them pay for it?

People are making it sound like car owners are freely passing their cars around to whoever feels like taking it out for a spin. I know of no car owner who does that.

[–]paynem83 -4 points-3 points ago

This is simply not true. If you challenge the ticket, the state bears the burden to prove, by a preponderance of the evidence, that you committed the offense alleged.

[–]username_unavailable 18 points19 points ago

Not really. Try challenging a parking ticket. The fact that a ticket was issued by an authorized parking enforcement agent is really all that is required for a judge to decide you will pay the fine. It's the same with red light camera tickets.

[–]elbruce 3 points4 points ago

Try challenging a parking ticket.

Good point. It's not like they have to have a photo of you parking a car to ticket the car. If you let a friend drive your car and it gets ticketed for parking, they're going to come after the car's owner.

[–]vondruke00 0 points1 point ago

Not really. It depends on your local red light camera ordinance (or state statute if you live in a state with statewide red light camera legislation). The state still has to prove the offense by a preponderance of the evidence, but in most places the camera footage constitutes a rebuttable presumption that the violation occurred and that the vehicle owner was the driver at the time of the violation.

If you challenge the citation you can rebut the presumption by showing (if it happened to be the case) that you were under police direction at the time, or there was an emergency vehicle approaching, or someone else was driving, etc. You might also be able to rebut the presumption by showing that the camera evidence is unreliable (wasn't serviced recently), or that parts of it constitute inadmissible hearsay, or that it hasn't been adequately authenticated (if you request a hearing); but these challenges seldom work. In any case, very few places (Chicago is one of them) impose strict liability on the vehicle owner whether or not he was the driver. Of course, you're going to have to throw the real driver under the bus if you don't want to pay for his violation.

[–]mysticRight 6 points7 points ago

I think you give the state too much credit for being honest, good people. I challenged a ticket once, albeit a parking ticket, but still... I submitted photographic proof that I was parked far enough away from the fire hydrant, well within legal limits. Their response? "The ticket was given to you during the day, these pictures were taken at night. You still owe the money." WTF? Of course they were taken at night, that's when I got to my car and first saw the ticket.

My point is, the state assumes NO RESPONSIBILITY to prove that they are correct. They don't need to. They will write bogus tickets all day long and unless your proof is air-tight (and even if it isn't), you will still have to pay the fine.

[–]I_Hate_Nerds 23 points24 points ago

Yes definitely, OP's taste in logic is fantastic and should be applied to everything. If you're not doing anything wrong then you shouldn't have anything to worry about, now gimme your rights!

[–]mypinkieinthedevil 4 points5 points ago

Why not put cameras in everyone's house to make sure there are no murders or meth labs or to help catch buglers? If you aren't doing anything illegal then why worry?

[–]IMissTheUSAS-12 7 points8 points ago

I have a camera near me that decides to go off when you stop on the line.

[–]creepyredditloaner 27 points28 points ago

If only life were that simple. Unfortunatly the camera cause wrecks to be more frequent and more dangerous. Also companies that run them and the municipalities that install them often set them in ways they know will cause more violations in order to bring in more cash flow.

They are antithetical to their own purpose.

[–]Umbron -1 points0 points ago

This is not true at all. I work in traffic engineering and ITS for my region. Red light camera's are not installed if the clearance and all red timing has been changed within the last 3 years. Red light cameras have been shown to correlate with reduced collision rates.

[–]geomouse 1 point2 points ago

Every study I've seen has shown an increase. Yes, it sound contrary to "common sense" but much of life is that way.

[–]wanderingjoe 3 points4 points ago

The problem with red light cameras is that they are selectively enforced. In Arizona, you will not get a ticket if you fall in to one of the following, but not limited to, groups: Out of state/country plates, people with their faces partially obscured and motorcyclists with full helmets to name a few. So only state registered vehicles and locals are subject to fines. Selective enforcement of the law is unjust no matter how you paint it.

[–]r_deschain 14 points15 points ago

Red light cams increase rear end crashes.

[–]Umbron 9 points10 points ago

The amount of rear end collisions increases, but side impact and head on collision decrease dramatically, resulting in a net reduction of collisions. Rear end collisions are the least likely to result in serious injury as well.

Source: Employee of regional government, working in Traffic Engineering and ITS.

[–]accountnotfound2 18 points19 points ago

They should. I got a ticket for running a red light. I was stuck behind a bus in the intersection. Not moving. So fuck you OP.

[–]CDNeon 6 points7 points ago

I hate to be that guy, but you really shouldn't attempt to cross an intersection unless you're positive your car will completely cross to the other side.

However, on the other side of this argument, it fucking sucks that you got a ticket.

[–]accountnotfound2 2 points3 points ago

The bus did not pull in to the lane provided for him a dude in a wheel chair needed the ramp down so the buses ass end was hanging out.

[–]theretheresweetthing 2 points3 points ago

MAN, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE HANDICAPPED TODAY, RIGHT?

[–]Vee_Vee 8 points9 points ago

TIL that OP must be fucking perfect!

[–]nommytorton 28 points29 points ago

Are people still doing OP is a faggot jokes? Because this one would be prime for it.

[–]Fyretongue 15 points16 points ago

You, sir OP, can fuck right off.

[–]Dubzil 8 points9 points ago

The only thing that matters is those stop light cameras cause more accidents - anything that makes the road less safe should not be legal.

[–]Umbron 1 point2 points ago

This is not correct. Red light cameras increase rear end collisions but dramatically reduce side impact and head on collisions, resulting in a net decrease in collisions. Rear end collisions are also the least likely type of collision to result in serious injury, meaning less people die.

Source: I'm Employee with my regions Traffic Engineering and ITS department. Edit: To clarify that I'm the aforementioned employee.

[–]Motarded_Rider 0 points1 point ago

This is all a lie.

Source: I am a lyintologist.

[–]StrawberryPear 1 point2 points ago

That source is unreliable, post some literature, please.

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

TIL running red lights doesn't cause accidents.

[–]OblivionsMemories 3 points4 points ago

Big brother is watching.

Don't break the law.

[–]eljefffe 0 points1 point ago

The cameras are unfair even if you're not breaking the law. I got a ticket mailed to me when I didn't do anything wrong. The camera was set up poorly and it registered me as having been into the intersection - when I clearly wasn't. I got the ticket thrown out but that's just an example.

[–]htownbau5 2 points3 points ago

This is the issue my red light camera officer deals with on a daily basis. People get the violations and complain that they stopped at a red light.

Little do they know that there is a video that shows them running the light, but also how long the light was red when they ran it and average speed they were going. Some are legit complaints and get dismissed, others are just plain stupid. I just stay quiet and listen and get a good chucke once in a while.

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[–]atroxodisse 0 points1 point ago

Those are great and there are a few around here but people don't know how to use them so it's almost as dangerous.

[–]Woden888 1 point2 points ago

Ya, those only work when people aren't idiots. There are some super small 1-lane ones near my house and people don't know how to operate them. It's quite hilarious. Sometimes I just go around the whole way to see what they'll do.

[–]idunnothis 3 points4 points ago

It's not about that we break the law or anything. I've never gotten a red light camera ticket and i hate them with a passion because the only real reason they are there is to collect money.

[–]attomsk 1 point2 points ago

Speed cameras are the debil though

[–]siksniper1996 2 points3 points ago

[–]Drathus 4 points5 points ago

Sadly this design just won't work in reality. Red/Green color blind drivers cannot tell weather to stop or go.

[–]spider_cock 2 points3 points ago

A colour blind friend of mine went to a place with horizontal traffic lights instead of vertical and he was nearly killed a few times.

[–]949paintball 0 points1 point ago

a few times.

Wouldn't he have figured out the set-up after the first near-collision?

[–]spider_cock 0 points1 point ago

Did I say my "smart" friend?

[–]minizanz 3 points4 points ago

THE MONEY GOES TO PRIVATE COMPANIES, AND YOU CLEARLY HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A TICKET ($435) FOR TURNING RIGHT ON RED WHEN THEY DID NOT PUT A SIGN UP SAYING YOU CANNOT, THEN YOU CANNOT FIGHT IT SINCE PEOPLE RARELY WIN, AND YOU CANNOT AFFORD THE INSURANCE RATES IF YOU LOOSE AS YOU CAN NOT TO TRAFFIC SCHOOL IF YOU LOOSE.

they also generally have mistimed lights, and increase accident rates when installed, then decrease accident rates when removed.

[–]revjtanton 4 points5 points ago

My biggest problem with the speed cameras isn't that I speed and don't want tickets (I've never gotten a ticket from a speed camera), its that every law enforced on a people by its government should be able to be challenged by the people directly.

Basically you can't take a camera to court. The system has decreed, rightly or wrongly, that speeding is illegal and you should pay a fine if you don't oblige. The finger pointing, as it is, should be done by other people who contribute to and make up said system. In other words: a cop.

We should always have a right to face our accuser. We've made laws to govern ourselves. Technology is the pursuit of making our lives easier. So we've made a restriction for ourselves and then automated it's enforcement? Ridiculous.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

Basically you can't take a camera to court.

Yes you can. You can go to court and challenge the ticket. There are examples in this thread of people who have done so and been successful.

[–]anapolis43 -1 points0 points ago

Well said my man, well said. :)

[–]ibor132 2 points3 points ago

I live in Maine. They are illegal here. No need to complain.

[–]BigFinn 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to use this .gif in my opinion on Reddit bitching about people getting busted for marijuana or saying it should be legal. But that would result in some heavy downvotes.

[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 2 points3 points ago

My problem with them is three separate court room visits to explain that I was making a legal right turn and should not have been ticketed. All at the same intersection.

Aside from all the other reasons posted here, they don't actually work.

[–]itslexxibetch 0 points1 point ago

Fuck those cameras. I'm law abiding and those things will have facial recognition software within 5 years if not already. Then they can track your route to work, where you shop, and soon I think they'll be able to recognize retina movement and really find out how you function

[–]MrThePlug 0 points1 point ago

*traffic lights

[–]-Nikolaus- -1 points0 points ago

I believe the Supreme Court is one of those bunch of kooks saying these are illegal...

[–]that_word_origin_guy 2 points3 points ago

camera (n.)

1708, "vaulted building," from L. camera "vaulted room" (cf. It. camera, Sp. camara, Fr. chambre), from Gk. kamara "vaulted chamber," from PIE root *kam- "to arch." The word also was used early 18c. as a short form of Mod.L. camera obscura "dark chamber" (a black box with a lens that could project images of external objects), contrasted with camera lucida (Latin for "light chamber"), which uses prisms to produce an image on paper beneath the instrument, which can be traced. It became the word for "picture-taking device" when modern photography began, c.1840 (extended to television filming devices 1928). Camera-shy is attested from 1890. O.C.S. komora, Lith. kamara, O.Ir. camra all are borrowings from Latin.

[–]Blow-it-out-your-ass -1 points0 points ago

It's so unreasonable to wait for red lights at like 3am when you can CLEARLY see no one is coming from any direction....

[–]Theultimateturtle[!] 0 points1 point ago

They snapped my picture for a LEGAL right hand turn. The system works as long as its not being run by assholes

[–]jugheads_burger 0 points1 point ago

I prepare pre-sentence investigations. This is pretty much sums up my entire job.

[–]NextDayAir 0 points1 point ago

had a discussion about these with my cousin (cop in DC) and uncle (chief in MA) and it turns out in MA the stop light cameras are illegal. Those things you see sitting up above the traffic lights are only cameras used for accident investigations or sensors to pick up the strobe and change the lights for emergency vehicles.

[–]goodadvice00 1 point2 points ago

Running a red light is wrong and dangerous...missing the light by a split second without the possibility of causing any harm is no big deal and shouldn't warrant a red light ticket

[–]blacklime 1 point2 points ago

I never understood parts of this movie...he can't lie...but he also says things that he wouldn't need to...like this

[–]CaptPikel 0 points1 point ago

My take on that is that the frustration of having to tell the truth pushed him to his limits making him act and do things we wouldn't consider normal. I would go nuts if I had to tell the truth all day.

[–]IamFullofStars 0 points1 point ago

The fine here is like a solid $325. Does that not seem excessive?

[–]fractal7 0 points1 point ago

About 30% less than here so meh.

[–]zealous894 0 points1 point ago

How did this get as far as it did?

[–]fractal7 1 point2 points ago

I think these are great. Yes I have run my share of red lights. But these certainly make me slow down. I was rearended once by a 16yr old kid who thought I was going to, "go through the yellow light". The intersection was 6 lanes wide in the opposing direction, the ground was wet and it was a school zone on the other side of the light. When his mother showed up, she only said this was his third one this month. Wow.

[–]foobarr -1 points0 points ago

My wife got a red light ticket and it wasn't even our car. The license plate wasn't clear in the video so they just picked somebody close and mailed it out. We contested it and still had to sit around for a few hours while they "investigated".

Don't even get me started on the shortened yellows in a nearby city that loves red light cameras. Lots of panic stops and a few close calls.

Fuck the cameras and to hell with anyone that supports them.

[–]Danzaemon -1 points0 points ago

Fuck the law.

[–]Verteros 0 points1 point ago

My problem with it is that it's so situational, for example there is a stoplight near where I live that will remain yellow for oh about 1 second, I actively avoid it just in case I get caught mid intersection on a red light.

[–]trooper310 0 points1 point ago

As much as I like the sentiment, statistically, more accidents occur at intersections with stoplight cameras.

[–]Woden888 0 points1 point ago

Now, the thing I want to know is this: Have the number of accidents gone UP since the cameras were installed? Or were they installed BECAUSE the number of incidents was high? Chicken or egg?

[–]likmysak -1 points0 points ago

Shut the fuck up.

[–]Sabbatai 0 points1 point ago

Well if you've nothing to hide..you wouldn't mind if the police came and raided your home twice weekly.

My problem with them is thus:

Was in DC with a friend. Turned left on green. Got a ticket mailed to my house.

The problem was not so much that the light was green and I could legally turn left. That fact was so obvious that I never even went to court as the camera was just taking pictures of everyone who went through that lane.

The problem was that I was going to pick up a present for my girlfriend that was supposed to be a big surprise.

She knows how I feel about going to DC and knew very well why I was there.

This is a minor issue.. so a surprise got ruined. Who cares? Only I can think of a few other ways that this could affect someone negatively beyond having to pay a ticket and not including being a cheating bastard/bitch.

[–]crazyjimmy 0 points1 point ago

Actually last time I got a 480 dollar ticket from a red light camera I had no intention of running a red light. I judged it wrong. It was a simple mistake. It didn't put anyone at risk because the other light doesn't turn green the same instant mine turns red. There is a delay. So getting a 480 dollar ticket for a simple mistake is absurd. I wasn't speeding and the light turned red right before I entered. I could have done a hard stop or go for it. I choose wrong. Either option was unsafe. But I was at the perfectly wrong spot at the perfectly wrong time when the light changed. I don't want to hear any shit about "intention having nothing to do with breaking the law." I know this. But lets just be reasonable and say that people don't need a 480 dollar ticket for making a mistake. Since there doesn't seem to be a standard for how long the yellow lights last it's just something that is going to happen from time to time

[–]flourish_or_expire 0 points1 point ago

Here in the communist hellhole of Chicago, a study was done to gauge the effectiveness of all our red light cameras. They were installed, of course, "to protect the children". Something like 90% of all the tickets issued were for failing to come to a complete stop at a right on red. Not people blasting through intersections and killing people, but people who didn't come to a complete stop while turning. It is widely considered here to solely be a cash grab, since there wasn't a major problem that needed fixing anyways, and the city is broke. Convenient.

[–]thefoyer 0 points1 point ago

I think it's pointless to waste the money on the technology now, might as well look forward to self driving cars. Then we'll have all these useless red light and speeding cameras laying around.

[–]WildEvie 0 points1 point ago

They're really flashy and can set off seizures of people with photosensitive epilepsy.

[–]panaflax 1 point2 points ago

no way man. Anonymous. occupy. 2012. obama. abortions for all. free Kony, and so forth

[–]the_catacombs 0 points1 point ago

Actually, the private companies that produce these cameras dictate certain specifics in their contracts, including a shorter yellow light time. This causes more accidents.

[–]mattismyname 0 points1 point ago

I've never wanted to give somebody 1000 downvotes before now. You win.

[–]LOLasaurusFTW 0 points1 point ago

The city I used to live in had the redflex cameras at certain intersections. This created some problems.

1) Because my state doesn't require front plates the photo has to be taken from the rear. This means that at night in order to photo the guy running the red light while headed south meant they had to blind the crap out of the north bound drivers with the ridiculously bright flash. There have been numerous occasions where I've almost wrecked mid turn because I get blinded by a light that can best be described as "I just saw Jesus".

2) It only took a couple weeks for people to figure out where the lights were. So you basically had these huge synchronized speeding events.

[–]ohdasagoodmovie 0 points1 point ago

you think it's the people's fault? here, have a downvote.

[–]captainmoomoo 0 points1 point ago

the irony is killing me because this is from the movie Liar, Liar in which he was an avid speeder and rule breaker

[–]7omarortega2 0 points1 point ago

I live in Nebraska and they're illegal here. And I feel like they are unnecessary.

[–]iLikeMen69 0 points1 point ago

I don't like the idea that the government has an indeterminate amount of cameras floating around the streets noting our actions. The next logical step is to instal speeding cameras. Those exist now. What's next? Satellites monitoring our every move? I don't want to be regulated by computers that are constantly monitoring me without my knowledge.

[–]jreelie 0 points1 point ago

I logged in just to upvote this

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[–]chimchim64 1 point2 points ago

I would agree with you... However, the system is flawed.

I recieved a violation in the mail. Only it wasn't even my vehicle in the photo. It was a completely different make/model vehicle that had the same first five letters of my plate. The sixth was obscured. Obviously there is nobody reviewing the violations before they go out otherwise they would have caught this glaring oversite.

Not a problem I'll just take care of this... but wait. On the form to return there is only:

  • Plead guilty and pay fine
  • Plead guilty and arrange terms on the fine
  • Plead guilty with an explanation (requires court appearance)

In order to plead innocent, I had to call the court-house over a dozen times, turns out they have no facillitation for this circumstance, contact the third party service provider for the traffic light system numberos times. And finally take a day off of work to appear in court and plead my case. Judge threw it out with one look at the photographs of the violation.

This took over three months to straighten out.

If there were an actual officer that had stopped the person who ran the red light, this would have ended right there.

It is obvious this system is intended as a revenue generator and not a safety measure.

[–]bmoreoriginal 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. It has nothing to do with safety, only money. But are we really surprised that our local govt's are trying to nickel and dime us into the poor house??

[–]TenroUchiha 1 point2 points ago

Uh, my father got tagged by one of those by the guy in front of him tripping the camera. They both got fined even though my father waited and did nothing. Yeah, they are such great ideas.

[–]ShuttleXpC 1 point2 points ago

Go search for the 196million dollar traffic camera scam in Paradise Valley, Az. This is why a majority of people around here hate them, and when they do get the tickets refuse to pay them. We're also famous for the guy who wore his gorilla/monkey mask and would intentionally run/speed past red lights while the law couldn't prove it was a specific person driving the car because a group of friends shared the car off and on.

[–]theTANbananas 1 point2 points ago

Its just a violation of rights. The law is that inside our vehicle is considered private property. I do not consent to being spied on within my vehicle, therefore you cannot film me without suspicion of committing a crime.

[–]elbruce 2 points3 points ago

We'll all be sure to avert our eyes next time you're driving down the street.

[–]ThisIsEgregious 1 point2 points ago

Eh I wish that were true, but legally you have a lower expectation of privacy in a vehicle driving around out in public.

However, you do not have to consent to a search and an officer does have to tell you why you're being stopped. They can't search your car without a warrant or probable cause, the latter of which could be something illegal in plain view (like a crack pipe on the passenger seat) or a positive response from a drug sniffing dog.