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The Chiefs are so bad they actually killed a man (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Punkwolf 67 points68 points ago

How is there anyone still alive in buffalo then?

[–]snorp 50 points51 points ago

OMG WHAT ABOUT CLEVELAND

[–]Punkwolf 16 points17 points ago

It was a massacre.

[–]ck1p3 8 points9 points ago

Well what about Detroi... nevermind.

[–]nOrthSC 3 points4 points ago

No, they at least have the Red Wi... nevermind.

[–]shadowryder 0 points1 point ago

Tigers

[–]Red_Hot_Chile_Miners 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRYmVb33VU0

[–]framburglar 3 points4 points ago

I'm starting to think all Browns fans are zombies...they literally don't care if/when the Browns lose.

[–]dadadu332 0 points1 point ago

hey! whats it to ya!!

[–]maxkmiller 0 points1 point ago

I don't have high expectations........

[–]psychohistorian3 5 points6 points ago

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8641087/fan-found-dead-being-ejected-buffalo-bills-game

[–]Drunken_Economist 5 points6 points ago

He still had a better game than Reggie Bush

[–]Punkwolf 3 points4 points ago

He was a dolphins fan. Still a big shame.

[–]Houseboat72 1 point2 points ago

:(

[–]Aikidi 0 points1 point ago

I don't see how he wasn't arrested on the spot for PI and kept in the drunk tank for a night.

[–]Tapeworms 46 points47 points ago

Next week, the Chiefs will lose extra hard, in memory of Sam

[–]Billybones116 28 points29 points ago

Lose one for the Gipper.

[–]midolphins90 3 points4 points ago

And someone else will die, and they'll lose again in his memory until they have no more fans left

[–]WalkerTexasRanger 22 points23 points ago

Probably had Dwayne Bowe in his fantasy league. Poor guy.

[–]twofeetcia 15 points16 points ago

As someone who has Dwayne Bowe on his fantasy team, I want to trade places with this guy.

[–]Ruddiver 6 points7 points ago

I too enjoyed the 0.0 he posted yesterday.

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 2 points3 points ago

I played a guy with Dwayne Bowe. Still lost.

[–]DakezO 0 points1 point ago

I was that guy. Feelsgoodman.gif

[–]JeanVanDeVelde 0 points1 point ago

i'm fucking cutting that jackass right now

[–]Allurex 11 points12 points ago

sigh

[–]mysticsavage 8 points9 points ago

It was only a matter of time

[–]feynmandiagram 4 points5 points ago

I played a football game once, just to watch a man die.

[–]illmatic707 7 points8 points ago

As a Raiders fan I feel like I'm about to have a fucking stroke everytime I watch them play, so I feel for this guy.

[–]rickyallen2 5 points6 points ago

Jets here.

[–]DakezO 1 point2 points ago

Eagles here.

[–]angus_the_red 12 points13 points ago

Probably it was just the MS. Probably.

[–]justfutt[S] 56 points57 points ago

Doctors confirmed it was the Chiefs too

[–]GoSomaliPirates 8 points9 points ago

No, if it was the Chiefs he would have choked.

[–]givesparingly 4 points5 points ago

Isn't there some correlation between expectations and choking? Nobody expects anything but losing from the Chiefs. That means a choke results in a win.

[–]TheyCallMeStone 3 points4 points ago

To choke you have to be doing well in the first place.

[–]garbonzo 5 points6 points ago

Why couldn't the Chiefs be 1-15 last year when both Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin were there. This year they'll probably end up taking Geno Smith with the first pick..pass He's a decent quarterback, but no where near Luck or Griffin.

[–]Jonny_Watts 4 points5 points ago

I was hoping the Raiders would be so terrible they would draft Barkley so they would have the trio of USC quarterbacks.

[–]fknlo 2 points3 points ago

And nowhere near worthy of the #1 pick.

[–]MtHammer 0 points1 point ago

I'm kinda feelin' Tyler Wilson. His concussion history is worrying, though.

[–]aldeezy 0 points1 point ago

Is Johnny Manziel in this year's draft class?

[–]FelixLeiter 3 points4 points ago

Link for the lazy

[–]justplainjeremy 3 points4 points ago

Went to the game yesterday, three people randomly told me not to jump.

[–]SeanMisspelled 2 points3 points ago

Great Googly Moogly

[–]hateymclife 0 points1 point ago

Sooo....Deadspin.

[–]masterlopan 2 points3 points ago

Sad the guy died but this is pretty funny.

[–]Goodee35 1 point2 points ago

As a Chiefs fan all I can think of is why not me?

[–]Ruddiver 0 points1 point ago

You know how many people will drop dead when the Cubs win the World Series?

haha, I am just kidding, the Cubs will never win a world series.

[–]MtHammer 1 point2 points ago

I saw that. RAC killed a guy.

Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. He should find himself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because he's probably wanted for murder.

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

And I thought it was bad in the factory of sadness

[–]C-4 0 points1 point ago

Thank god it was before we beat them because that would be shitty if a guy died from heart break after we beat them. Then again, not trying to be funny but in all seriousness someone dying from the Bengals beating the Chiefs because of heart break would be a bit, not great with English words usage but, ironic?

[–]weezermc78 -1 points0 points ago

I can't even imagine the Cubs' death toll.

[–]Kwyjiboy 1 point2 points ago

I clicked the wrong back arrow by mistake a few times before realizing it was an imposter...

[–]teeye 0 points1 point ago

http://kshb.m0bl.net/w/video-news/video/78612317/

Interview with his daughters on local news station.

[–]v13 0 points1 point ago

Back in the early eighties a friend of our family had a heart attack and died well hollering at the Packers via the television during a game.

[–]PSUProud 1 point2 points ago

This is absolutely horrible. But I can't stop laughing at it.

[–]Dispkerdis 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised there's only been one fatality so far.

[–]Neumann23 1 point2 points ago

Correction: Cincinnati killed a man.

BACK IN THE HUNT, BITCHES

Edit: Just saw that we played 4 days after his death. So I guess we played his memorial game? :/

[–]SirFoxx -1 points0 points ago

As a Bronco's fan, I extend my condolences to all Chief's fans everywhere. As one leg in the TRIPOD OF HATE with the Bronco's and Raider's being the other 2 legs, I do feel a little sympathy for the Chiefs. But on the other hand FUCK THE RAIDERS;)

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