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[–]ImNotJesus 286 points287 points ago

Except for the fact that the frontpage of bangbros.com makes it very clear that it's a porn site (I just checked, for science). This is faker than a porn orgasm.

[–]nope_nic_tesla 119 points120 points ago

You really had to do that to figure out it's fake? It's from Yahoo Answers, of course it's fake.

[–]Nab_Mctackle 13 points14 points ago

What kind of guy doesnt know what bangbros is? Literally every guy i know, knows what bangbros is. I have yet to ever encounter a guy that hasnt watched porn and bangbros is so common that you basically have to know what it is by the time you are old enough to have a kid.

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 14 points15 points ago

The name alone should be enough.

[–]Affably_evil 13 points14 points ago

I had never heard of it before now, but the name was an obvious pointer that they weren't exactly doing math. >_<

[–]BillinghamJ 6 points7 points ago

I thought it would be gay porn. Lol

[–]WiskusGunthier 3 points4 points ago

Super Smash Bros?

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 1 point2 points ago

Shit. This thread is now dedicated to non-porn with porny names.

[–]LegendaryJay 12 points13 points ago

Well now I feel stupid...

Edit: I'm a 20 year old man who never watches porn and had his first orgasm Less than a month ago. >.>

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 5 points6 points ago

You just discovered orgasms a month ago and you're able to post on reddit?

Dat self-discipline.

[–]LegendaryJay 0 points1 point ago

I didn't just discover it... I just never found the point of doing it. My first was with my girlfriend. It really surprised me when it happened.

Edit: oh, now I see what you meant. I actually don't find them that amazing... They are really fun, I'll give you that, but idk... I'd rather play minecraft or Skyrim... I've been asking doctors what's wrong with me and they come up with bull shit about me being depressed or it being linked with ADD.

[–]happlepaff 2 points3 points ago

I'd rather play minecraft

Holy shit, that really made me laugh

[–]mikarm 1 point2 points ago

Keep checking, there is obviously some debilitating disease you have. I find it really hard to believe you have never jerked off.

[–]LegendaryJay 0 points1 point ago

I have but it never got any where.I get bored and stop.the only orgasm that I was fully aware of was during sex

[–]mikarm 1 point2 points ago

You got bored and you stopped? I think most of reddit gets bored and begins lol.

That is strange but I have heard of people just not wanting to do it before. Not sure what causes it though.

[–]LegendaryJay -1 points0 points ago

I meant I never got any pleasure from it... Maybe I was doing it wrong... There were surprisingly few how to`s about how males masturbate.it's like they all know. I have a few hypothesize. Maybe I'm asexual, maybe I'm gay and am so disgusted with my dad that I hate all men, maybe I'm slightly autistic, maybe I trained myself to numb sexual pleasure because of my up bringing, maybe I feel it but don't know it. I don't even usually get an erection seeing anyone naked other than my girlfriend (another mystery).

[–]Chm_Albert_Wesker 1 point2 points ago

never felt like doing it...but still had motivation to find a gf?

[–]LegendaryJay 2 points3 points ago

Not at all... She found me, fell in love with me, and I thought why not? She's really sweet and obviously really liked me. I wanted her for the friendship more than anything. To tell you the truth, I don't really understand relationships of this nature. Are people suppose to stay in love? Am I suppose to be in love with her always? Is it enough that she is precious to me? Do I really need to feel in love to be in love? Can I just take care of her and protect her and that be enough? Will I ever feel sexual attraction to her? Do I and not know it? ... Sorry if I'm just ranting...

[–]Chm_Albert_Wesker 0 points1 point ago

man...that shit's deep. i feel ya man, i feel ya

[–]New_Anarchy 7 points8 points ago

Pitty upvote...

[–]proxyRL 0 points1 point ago

downvote for pity

[–]ItsPieTime 0 points1 point ago

I'm requesting an AMA from you.

[–]LegendaryJay 1 point2 points ago

I can't exactly prove it...and plus, it's not that exciting. Maybe a casual iama... Idk

[–]BassguitarPWN3R 0 points1 point ago

First sex? Or actually first orgasm? Not even possible, unless you are so damn innocent that you have never had a wet dream. Hell, I got my first wet dream at the age of 9 when I went to bed after we watched some old movie. It was like "something something, 33 and 1/3". Then, when I was 11, I heard some guy on tv talk about masturbating. My parents always were lazy and always told me to just go look things up of I didn't know what they meant. So I went the the good ol' Internet and searched "what is masturbation" and that is the first time I fapped. (To a picture of a (fully clothed) J-Lo. Before I even knew what was underneath her waistline.

[–]LegendaryJay 1 point2 points ago

You are correct, I had tons of wet dreams. I read last week that the less you masturbate, the more wet dreams you have. Even still, I never knew what an orgasm felt like. It's like when you're parents would tell you a list of chores right when you wake up and five minutes later all you have is Just a vague memory. That I'd why I don't count that. oddly enough, Half of the dreams were non-sexual. I'd wake up saying"wtf" because in my dream I was just walking along or something and then a sudden orgasm. And ya, it was the first time having sex. To tell you the truth, I still don't even know how to fap...

[–]SoftwareAlchemist 3 points4 points ago

I can't remember where I saw it, but there was a university that was going to do research on the effects of porn. They needed to find a control group of men that had never viewed porn, and they could not find anybody. Literally it was impossible to find males older than 18 who had never watched porn.

[–]nath2411 2 points3 points ago

Its not there are some/few and so far its conducted that porn can be fairly harmful to some people.

[–]DerpusOfValues 0 points1 point ago

Even the Amish. Those kinky bastards.

[–]LegendaryJay 1 point2 points ago

I've seen porn but I don't go out of my way to watch it... I usually avoid it. I wonder if that counts. And they are so corny... how can anyone fap while someone is stealing those lemons? God! Atrocious acting!

[–]SoftwareAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

Yes that is why the statistic was so high. It is not people who view porn regularly, but people who have viewed porn at all. So even if you hate porn and just watched it that one time you are still off the list.

[–]LaxLikeAWarrior 4 points5 points ago

a porngasm

[–]Golden161 2 points3 points ago

The members login which is clearly stated in the questionnaire looks pretty harmless. No pictures, white background and a members login box. http://login.bangbros.st-secure.com/

[–]DooDooBrownz -4 points-3 points ago

i upvoted you, for science

[–]theinfinityward 63 points64 points ago

Relevant

[–]Lives2Lurk 33 points34 points ago

What makes me sad about that screenshot is the two years difference between the question and the answer. I love that answer, but the chances of the person asking the question seeing it are slim to none :(

[–]InitiallyAnAsshole 4 points5 points ago

You killed the magic of that.. But I'd rather have truth than delusion so, I guess it's ok. Sigh

[–]pburn883 1 point2 points ago

spider bro didnt make it in time

[–]ShakeGetInHere 30 points31 points ago

Your son has obviously taken his education into his own hands

He sure has.

[–]Entangling_Toots 24 points25 points ago

Ah, the ol' 'watching porn instead of doing homework' trick. Classic.

[–]brmmm 5 points6 points ago

Pity its the homework tricking me into watching porn :(

[–]rhiever -1 points0 points ago

That web site is giving him the opportunity to rise to meet his educational needs.

[–]palleo 11 points12 points ago

How does something so blatantly fake garner all that karma?

[–]Roggenroll 0 points1 point ago

Because it's funny to some. Why is it that important, that it's real as long as it entertains people?

It's r/funny, so if something's funny, post it. I don't give a shit if it is real (unless OP claims otherwise which he doesn't here) as long as it's fun.

[–]palleo 0 points1 point ago

I've heard the same argument for masterbating, but you still eventually open your eyes and see that you're just fucking yourself.

[–]nogoodtrying 5 points6 points ago

NOTHING HAS NEVER NOT UNHAPPENEDED NO MORE THAN THIS HASN'T NOT UNHAPPENED EVER IN THE HISTORY OF NOT HAPPENING SHIT.

[–]General_Handsfree 12 points13 points ago

Trolls trolling trolls

[–]SomtimesSomething 2 points3 points ago

If you can figure out how to ask a question on yahoo..... You can google bangbros. FAKE

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 1 point2 points ago

Have you ever checked out the new posts on /r/AskReddit ?

If I ever create a novelty account, it will be a "Let me google that for you."-themed account.

[–]trustthepudding 2 points3 points ago

I was like "This is the coolest motherfucker ever for saving this kid's ass!" And then I saw the bottom.

[–]Jibbletoad -1 points0 points ago

Homework - Daft Punk

[–]ReaderDigest 1 point2 points ago

the bro code is strong with this one

[–]big_dog_woof -1 points0 points ago

Jesus christ Yahoo Answers should be cut out of the internet like a gangrenous limb. It is all spoiled, fake shit like this and occasionally it leaks out and infects the rest of the internet.

[–]Popdog28 -1 points0 points ago

I don't care if its fake... Wingman level infinity.

[–]brmmm -1 points0 points ago

That's a Bro right there.

[–]mrbazooka -4 points-3 points ago

The bro code is strong with this one...

[–]Silenced_is_Foo -1 points0 points ago

Nothing has ever not happened as much as this didn't.

[–]xibalgorythmic 0 points1 point ago

This is fake as hell, but it made me laugh. Upvote for you.

[–]butterscotchripple -2 points-1 points ago

Please don't upvote stupid fake bullshitting from yahoo answers. OP is a dickhead.

[–]Nichalioh -1 points0 points ago

That's a motherfucking re-post right there sons.

[–]nuteIIa -3 points-2 points ago

Where's the tl;dr

[–]crogers2009 -3 points-2 points ago

So many trolls on Yahoo Answers, can't tell if this is real, or just one of them.

[–]Spicypieces -1 points0 points ago

I wish people would subscribe to r/yahooanswers

[–]Vargolol -3 points-2 points ago

At least he added the final line in a less-than-conspicuous manner. I didn't notice it til I reread it all

[–]graphitezeppelin -5 points-4 points ago

Guy makes up this whole elaborate lie to cover up for this guy, and just throws it all away. I think it might be funnier that way.

[–]specatickle -4 points-3 points ago

the bro code is strong with this one

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