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[–]xiscenequeenix 127 points128 points ago

Repost.

It was take your kid to work day. There is no needle in the gun or ink, he wanted to know what daddy did, so his dad was just showing him. This kid is not in any danger, just nervous because of the noise.

[–]MeganHan 39 points40 points ago

Oh thank god! I was about to lose my shit.

[–]xiscenequeenix 17 points18 points ago

Haha.

Thank god for reposts, right? Lose all the comments that explain it.

[–]Dynomite333 2 points3 points ago

Same.

[–]RUEZ69 0 points1 point ago

Yup sure. A little baby that probably can't talk wanted to know what daddy did for work.

[–]xiscenequeenix 3 points4 points ago

Regardless, no ink or needle

[–]Biuku 15 points16 points ago

It's like giving your kid an empty beer bottle. Not a crime.

[–]HiFiWiFiSciFi 25 points26 points ago

The last time this got posted I was mad.

But now, I have seen this so many times that I gave my kid a prison tat, and told him crazy OAG was the only girl for him.

Clevon will be 7 this spring.

[–]thurlow92 3 points4 points ago

If you look closely there isn't a needle in the gun.

[–]toneloc418 3 points4 points ago

Here we go again taking jokes out of context. Seems pretty obvious he's not going to actually tattoo his infant son

[–]Arcatus 2 points3 points ago

Every picture of him shows him in a situation comparable to warcrime evidence. Seriously, is this man just fucking cursed with bad photo-ops?

[–]intensely_human 7 points8 points ago

If circumcising a baby boy is okay, this is okay.

[–]Clint_Swift 8 points9 points ago

Honestly... that makes alot of sense.

[–]stephadelic 1 point2 points ago

The American Academy of Pediatrics would like a word with you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Show me a study. What's the benefit? Like there isn't harm involved? Why not take tonsils and appendixes out while you are at it. Surely they'll just be a nuisance for everybody. "Influental group of (American) doctors" doesn't mean anything.

[–]stephadelic -1 points0 points ago

Who do you think conducts these studies?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Apparently some alledged group of unidentified American doctors with no study to back it up.
This is exactly the kind of mentality that lead to your vaccine madness.

[–]feralfaucet -2 points-1 points ago

The AAP wants you to give their [throbbing?] members money to surgically alter your child's penis.

[–]roxie1127 -2 points-1 points ago

agreed! its my son i can do what i want, it looks better, his wife will thank me ect ect bullshit excuses

[–]intensely_human -4 points-3 points ago

I've heard women prefer men with dragonball Z tattoos on their buttcheeks. Why take the chance of him not getting laid? Tattoo your baby today.

[–]roxie1127 -3 points-2 points ago

yeah like duh whats wrong with these people not wanting to help their babies by removing skin and nerve endings jeeezzzz tattoos and amputation are the way to go (FYI totally read this in sarcasm voice)

[–]intensely_human -3 points-2 points ago

Like totally man! Look, see this vacuum cleaner? Mine. See this xbox controller? Mine. See this baby boy? Mine. What's so hard for these people to grok? I'll mod the little fucker if I want to.

[–]roxie1127 -4 points-3 points ago

i have a tattoo why would it be wrong to give one to my kid of course he wants one he just cant tell me yet so ill just get him a bunch and he can pick his favorite nods

[–]feralfaucet -3 points-2 points ago

Circumcision became popular in the Anglophone world because doctors in Victorian England thought that it would discourage masturbation.

[–]skyjello 1 point2 points ago

Fingers encourage masturbation.

[–]intensely_human 0 points1 point ago

Brains encourage masturbation

[–]roxie1127 0 points1 point ago

damm we better remove all baby boys hands as well then :P

[–]roxie1127 0 points1 point ago

Dr. Kellogg of kelloggs cereal as well made it widestream for americans as an discouragement to masterbation in the 1880's

[–]RUEZ69 0 points1 point ago

circumcising a boy can help prevent the spread of aids, what can a tattoo do?

[–]Pianokeyer 0 points1 point ago

Make you look cool

[–]roni_size_ 0 points1 point ago

nonsense. It will stretch as the baby grows

[–]Alexander2011 -3 points-2 points ago

NOT YOURS, SHITASS! HIS! YOU CAN'T TATTOO A FRICKEN' BABY