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[–]Worlds_Ugliest_Man 249 points250 points ago

( •_•) Looks like this Christmas party just became...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) a stag party.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[–]edmondsjr3 31 points32 points ago

Going to tag onto top comment. If anyone outside of USA wants one, pm me with size, address, and a way to pay for it and I will send it to you

[–]sailingbanana 8 points9 points ago

What about inside the US?

[–]LadyNelsonsTea 25 points26 points ago

They can go to Walmart themselves.

[–]goodadvice00 7 points8 points ago

People outside the US dont give a crap about the twinkie crisis...and now all of a sudden need a 10 dollar walmart shirt, oh how the tides have changed

[–]edmondsjr3 0 points1 point ago

Sure. Why not?

[–]Ross_the_Foxx 2 points3 points ago

Dammit, dont encourage me.

[–]fuckinbickety-bam 1 point2 points ago

How much?

[–]johnny__blazee 0 points1 point ago

How much dolla dolla.

[–]TURBOJUGGED 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how to PM from my phone but can you get the Walmart link (or product number, name) to order this and I can ship it to family I have in America?

[–]edmondsjr3 0 points1 point ago

They don't have it online

[–]TURBOJUGGED 0 points1 point ago

What assholes.

[–]edmondsjr3 0 points1 point ago

I KNOW!!!

[–]Hayha 0 points1 point ago

How much in GBP?

[–]edmondsjr3 0 points1 point ago

16.98

[–]ImNotJesus 148 points149 points ago

Deer with it.

[–]BANDIT_PANDA 18 points19 points ago

Doe!

[–]gantzman37 13 points14 points ago

I was gonna say that.... sniff sniff

[–]hickey87 4 points5 points ago

Reindeer with it. I hate that you got this first.

[–]gopunkgo -1 points0 points ago

DAMMIT! This is the first thing that popped into my head and of course someone beats me to it.

[–]tigolbittiez 0 points1 point ago

You can sew this on for next year OP!

[–]Joshkoch 35 points36 points ago

I NEED THIS. Where is it from?

[–]LisaSalsa 50 points51 points ago

Walmart! I have one...ten bucks I think

[–]alexjuuhh 41 points42 points ago

Which means us non-americans can't get this beauty. This makes me sad :(

[–]melikesreddit 35 points36 points ago

Heh... bucks.

[–]knirefnel 12 points13 points ago

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One costs $1.50. The other's under a buck.

[–]snapps 2 points3 points ago

I just typed "walnut.com" because I was still laughing about this joke when I went to go buy a sweater of my own...

[–]rufioherpderp 2 points3 points ago

So this deer walks out of a gay bar, turns to his buddy and says, "Man! I can't believe I just blew 20 bucks in there!"

[–]JohnMcGurk 2 points3 points ago

I'm telling this joke to every person I meet

[–]coldwarjunkie 12 points13 points ago

Upvote for pun, unintentional or not.

[–]LisaSalsa 0 points1 point ago

I would like to say it was intentional, but it was not...

[–]akmetal 3 points4 points ago

I hope you're serious because I might have to go look now.

[–]pantaloonsofJUSTICE 1 point2 points ago

I only saw one buck

[–]Samazon 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? Making a trip today....

[–]Zrk2 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to walmart ASAP.

[–]tynamite 0 points1 point ago

I can't find it on it's website. You have a link?

[–]thatsnotmylane 7 points8 points ago

I also need this, OP please deliver

[–]_Jump_ 2 points3 points ago

If OP delivers i willconsider it the best christmas present ever.

[–]barsonme 3 points4 points ago

I NEED ONE AS WELL.

OP please deliver.

[–]crossedx 0 points1 point ago

I bought the same shirt and two other similar ones last week. Yesterday they were all gone when I went back.

[–]pyerock 1 point2 points ago

Not the same shirt but same ugly sweater style in several different varieties. http://shirt.woot.com/catalog?q=ugly+holiday

[–]Erotic_Asphyxia 22 points23 points ago

I bought one too! about two weeks ago. I couldn't not. 10 bucks in the men's section. It was humongous on me so I tailored it. Gonna be so awesome.

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 18 points19 points ago

[–]kakmadafaka 5 points6 points ago

Could you elaborate this?

[–]Erotic_Asphyxia 3 points4 points ago

I'm not a very good troll.

[–]i_love_pencil 0 points1 point ago

link?

[–]i_love_pencil 0 points1 point ago

no silly billy, for the sweater, i cant find it

[–]Shartastic 1 point2 points ago

Go into user history expecting tits. Find something much better. I think an answer is needed for this.

[–]Zrk2 1 point2 points ago

Nice!

[–]wanderso24 1 point2 points ago

I'm a little disappointed. I thought it was a legit sweater, but it looks more like a long sleeve tee shirt now. Say it ain't so, Erotic_Asphyxia!

[–]Erotic_Asphyxia 2 points3 points ago

It's a printed sweatshirt, yeah. Not an actual sweater.

[–]Matthewmc96 8 points9 points ago

Lol where did you get it

[–]thebeloved[S] 22 points23 points ago

Believe it or not, Walmart

[–]Revoluzzer 16 points17 points ago

Oh internet help us Europeans now!

[–]jadeycakes 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to go to Walmart in a few hours to look for one for myself. If they have them would you like me to get you one and send it to you?

[–]ginger_mittens 3 points4 points ago

Can I honestly take you up on this offer? (will pay for jumper + shipping + tip)

[–]jadeycakes 2 points3 points ago

Definitely! All of the world should celebrate Christmas as tacky as we do in America. Just PM me with your size info and whatnot!

Edit: I wish that I could buy deer sweaters for all of you but I'm already heading there to get several and sadly I can't afford to be out much more money while paypal takes its time processing payments. Hopefully some other kind American will share the deer shirt love! Happy tacky Christmas!

[–]dave_felix 1 point2 points ago

http://www.walmart.com/cp/Classic-Christmas-Apparel/1060404?bti=1&

Why isnt this beautiful piece on the web store?!?!

[–]tynamite 0 points1 point ago

That item isn't showing up for me, only showing the main page :(

[–]k-willis 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I want that. Shipping to the UK would be real expensive though wouldn't it?

[–]GerryGerry 2 points3 points ago

Up... i signed up on reddit just for this.

I would pay ANYTHING!

[–]TwoLives 0 points1 point ago

Woah, are you gone yet? Hopefully not. I'll buy one! If you happen to actually get it, I'd like an L or XL, I'm not sure how much American sizes differ from European, but I'd like it loose and comfy, so probably XL. If you get it, please PM me and we can arrange payment and shipping details.

[–]jadeycakes 0 points1 point ago

Picked you up one in Large because they are quite oversized. PM me your address and whatnot!

[–]Revoluzzer 0 points1 point ago

I guess you already went there but thanks for the offer!

[–]jadeycakes 0 points1 point ago

What size do you need?

[–]ImApigeon 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I need one badly! I don't care if shipping triples the price imo. Still worth it.

[–]Shit_Apple 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit. Guess I'm goin to Walmart tomorrow.

[–]krokee64 1 point2 points ago

Went to Wal-Mart with my GF, made her buy this awhile ago.

[–]JRodelstocko 0 points1 point ago

I am so curious as to who designed this for Walmart. I can't find a brand name or anything distinguishing on the tag. I must find out.

[–]caribou16 3 points4 points ago

Are you a bad enough dude to pull the sleigh?

[–]SherbertDancesWTF 2 points3 points ago

Please give a link!

[–]hybur 2 points3 points ago

Must have that sweater, even if it means giving Santa a blowjob.

[–]backstab555 0 points1 point ago

SUNGLASSES? On a reindeer?! That's no place for sunglasses!

[–]Hermeran 2 points3 points ago

I'm not. It's November, 19th.

[–]Raazey 3 points4 points ago

UK redditor here, if anyone can find a link to buy this beauty, i would give you so many upboats <3

[–]TNTGav 2 points3 points ago

Ditto!

[–]saucon 2 points3 points ago

Already my Christmas card: http://imgur.com/5YGpU

[–]silverfalcon 1 point2 points ago

Ready for Christmas? That's a perfectly fine sweater to wear year round if you ask me

[–]JohnnyBueno 0 points1 point ago

Can I have it?

[–]Glampire 0 points1 point ago

That is beyond fabulous!

[–]anderangel73 0 points1 point ago

I wants

[–]retroclarinet 0 points1 point ago

That is a masterful sweater. I must have one.

[–]rawdfarva 0 points1 point ago

you have no idea how badly i want this

[–]flabzboobz 1 point2 points ago

I want to go to there.

[–]hottwith2ts 0 points1 point ago

Do you go to Michigan Tech?

[–]DoodleBob88 1 point2 points ago

I want it.

[–]dmflo 0 points1 point ago

Amazing, i need one too. Where do you get it? Is the Logo/artwork free, so i can make my own? :D

[–]TheMandibles -1 points0 points ago

Lets ride, motherfuckers.

[–]QuesoSc2 0 points1 point ago

With this bad boy you won't be going stag for long

[–]titan13259832 -1 points0 points ago

Work at a certain retail company of an electronic sort by any chance sir?

[–]L0BST3R -1 points0 points ago

I love this sweater but I've spent too much time looking online for it unsuccessfully. If anyone finds the link I will be v. grateful.

[–]jadeycakes 2 points3 points ago

It's at Walmart.

[–]L0BST3R -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if you are trying to be helpful by telling me it's only in stores and thus you cannot provide a link...or are you just trying to be funny by saying what's already been said.

[–]jadeycakes 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I'm kind of confused by the downvotes. Walmart doesn't put most of their tacky Christmas stuff online. You have to go to the store for the real tackiness. I just assumed you hadn't read through the comments. When I'm funny I'm actually funny, "It's at Walmart" wouldn't be in my repertoire.

[–]L0BST3R -1 points0 points ago

HA, good to know and confirm you were trying to help thanks. I'll have to suck it up and go to the store I guess...because hot dang that's a great sweater.

[–]freddybear 1 point2 points ago

Where can I get this?!?

[–]salromano 1 point2 points ago

Please inform me as to where I can purchase this amazing shirt.

[–]jeremyrey 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my money

[–]mariusgm 1 point2 points ago

Anyone wanna buy one for me and ship to Norway? I'll pay and deal with it

[–]thekarcher 2 points3 points ago

Can anyone find this wonderful gem at any online store anywhere?

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

He looks like the terminator

[–]one-oh-one 0 points1 point ago

My mother actually got me that exact sweater for christmas!

[–]ptrakk 0 points1 point ago

Someone make a 'deal with it' gif!

[–]Vizzerdrix 0 points1 point ago

This would be a perfect christmas present for my dad, is someone willing to buy this for me?

[–]jeffsmells 0 points1 point ago

I'm so jealous.

[–]Bag0fSwag -1 points0 points ago

Popular Christian Holiday Season + SWAG = this

[–]justind523 0 points1 point ago

Oh deer god

[–]PrincessPurple 0 points1 point ago

Oh, the woes of living in Europe. This sweater is now the only thing I want for christmas

[–]jstag 0 points1 point ago

I found this at Walmart too! 'Cept I got the black one with the abundance of moose on it.

[–]Miezchen 0 points1 point ago

I want this

[–]shibblywibbly 0 points1 point ago

Santa has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough doe to rescue Santa?

[–]RaptorJesusIsReal 0 points1 point ago

Wally word :)

[–]Axelion 0 points1 point ago

...And to fuck bitches.

[–]Yourface1837 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking AWESOME.

[–]Sandvicheater 0 points1 point ago

OP is guaranteed to get laid with that Christmas sweater.

[–]poundcake2010 0 points1 point ago

Deer with it!

[–]Mauman92 1 point2 points ago

This sweater has so much stag.

[–]Elreditore 0 points1 point ago

please for the love of god tell me where i can get this!!!!!!!!

[–]igotmule 0 points1 point ago

Wait your turn fatboy!

[–]chunkable 1 point2 points ago

Status on Canadian Wal-Marts??

[–]jacobsaarela 0 points1 point ago

Anyone in America who wants to buy me two and ship them too Sweden? Willing to pay shipping, sweaters and some extra cash!

[–]willilikeit 0 points1 point ago

If i wear something like this all the chicks want to ride my horn

[–]ridingmissdaisy 0 points1 point ago

The best way to know how many redditors are in your area now is how fast this shirt sells out

[–]MrTheJackThePerson 0 points1 point ago

Deer with it

[–]Mlozengess 0 points1 point ago

I just bought this guy! :-)

[–]ZachIsMe1533 0 points1 point ago

Did you get that from Walmart? I just bought the same shirt a few days ago :)

[–]soultakesflight 0 points1 point ago

Deer with it....

[–]thisismoustaches 0 points1 point ago

Sweet Jesus I need this

[–]whoopguru -1 points0 points ago

I want this! How expensive would it be to send one to Norway?

[–]hobokenbob 0 points1 point ago

i actually need an ugly sweater for a christmas party, where can i get this!

[–]Killax15 0 points1 point ago

My friend purchased this from Walmart about a week ago. All of them are now sold out! He made the news, 3 local stations, because we have been camping out for Black Friday at a best buy since last Friday!

[–]jbend 0 points1 point ago

Do want. Would totally wear year-round even in July.

[–]earthrages -1 points0 points ago

This is more of a Pagan shirt:)

[–]SailorScout 0 points1 point ago

I have never wanted a sweater more in my life.

[–]hockeykidjsp 0 points1 point ago

IM PRANCER, RUDOLPH ISN'T REAL...DEAL WITH IT!

[–]RobotUnicornAttack 0 points1 point ago

Picked mine up this afternoon. They be flyin' off the shelves!

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 0 points1 point ago

I want, nay I need that sweater

[–]rae2609 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome. I got a christmas sweater last year from a kind of thrift store. Its read and zips up in the front. It's covered with a ton of different snowmen. Even the zipper has a little cotton puff that's a snowman. These types of sweaters are absolutely hilarious, but it also makes me wonder that they must have been cool at one time. In order to find all these at different places, I feel like they must have been popular and carried in regular stores and I really can't imagine that.

[–]Dandyleakfridge 0 points1 point ago

I'm ready to deal with Christmas

[–]Clapperz 0 points1 point ago

If anyone will send one to the uk for me i would be eternally grateful.

[–]JRodelstocko 0 points1 point ago

I saw this post and immediately went out and bought one, I'm wearing it as I type this and am confident I will melt my friends' faces.

[–]MinkorPunk 1 point2 points ago

Nice try Walmart! Okay you got me.

[–]Darrik 0 points1 point ago

Why doesen't this epicness exist in Norway, any americans willing to send one to the cold north? will pay in snow and $!

[–]Herpon314 0 points1 point ago

Schwarzenegger the badass reindeer Didn't give a single fuck And if you ever crossed him Bitch you would be out of luck

All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names He whipped out a 12 gauge shotgun And left the fucking Pole in flames

Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa was one-shot slain Schwarzenegger held the reigns up tight And rode Clause's sleigh into the night

They all now feared and loathed him As they sirens roared with "WREE" Schwarzenegger the badass reindeer You'll go down in history

[–]JoenRoen 1 point2 points ago

Can anybody please buy this in L and send it to me in Canada? I will obviously cover all expenses and tip $15

[–]asaturn 0 points1 point ago

still looking?

[–]asaturn 0 points1 point ago

my walmart had them. they have some other equally bad designs too. they're screened onto normal sweaters... not knitted.

also sorry, no ladies versions. and my walmarts smallest size was a beefy-cut large... they also had XXXL!

[–]TheyCallMeTheFlower 0 points1 point ago

Somebody says that's not a Christmas sweater...DEAL WIT IT

[–]charliegulfsierra 0 points1 point ago

Haha, nice! Time to hit up the thrift store to get my Christmas sweater!

[–]MoodsMTU 0 points1 point ago

This and a bunch like it can now be found at Walmart. My wife and I were just looking/laughing at these on our last trip.

[–]anibaal -2 points-1 points ago

deal with it

[–]dannykboy -2 points-1 points ago

Looks awfully small. Are you 9?

[–]greenw40 -2 points-1 points ago

I see that it's almost that time of year when reddit is filled with hipsters wearing ironic christmas sweaters. Yay.

[–]dusn -2 points-1 points ago

this is probably the best christmas sweater i've ever seen

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[–]TwoChe 0 points1 point ago

Your mother