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[–]huskerfan4life520 240 points241 points ago

These comments come up almost any time Hitler is talked about on Reddit. Did we really need to submit an image of them happening on Youtube?

[–]BlindStark 94 points95 points ago

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[–]4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol 100 points101 points ago

[–]La_Strada 38 points39 points ago

It's like Elijah Wood and Sid from Ice Age had an..offspring.

[–]Sky_Captyn 22 points23 points ago

Or it's just Elijah Wood.

[–]WonderbaumofWisdom 9 points10 points ago

Yet you can still recognize him!

[–]Drebusch 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit that's frightening... I will see this in the night...

[–]anthdx 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm missing something here.

[–]Akolyte01 5 points6 points ago

why does this make me laugh so much

[–]Stewartmanbro 0 points1 point ago

hehe thanks!

[–]devilrobotjesus 11 points12 points ago

DAE le karma?

[–]N05f3r47u 0 points1 point ago

...again?

[–]Plastastic 0 points1 point ago

Self-posts don't get you sweet karma.

[–]FloatingEyeball -4 points-3 points ago

I always find it creepy that people do that. It's like a mental virus, but I suppose that is what memes were traditional defined as (sort of).

I always imagine people on the internet salivating at the opportunity to recite humor they've heard before. Like they are role playing as the "funny person" that originally made the comment. "Oh I've heard this joke and laughed, now I get to be in the joke that I saw on the internet. Hooray I'm part of the internet." Bloody weird.

[–]huskerfan4life520 1 point2 points ago

It's happening in this very thread. My comment became the top and suddenly it was a race to see who could hijack it to post that stupid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face. I don't really understand it either.

[–]FloatingEyeball 1 point2 points ago

The autonomous adoption and speed at which it's done is scary. I mean, right now they are simply jokes that spread quickly. But the same mechanism that is being exploited in the mind could eventually be used for something much worse. Will be interesting to see how internet psychology and the effects of mental viruses will effect global social dynamics over the years.

[–]huskerfan4life520 1 point2 points ago

Are you on /r/circlebroke? You'd do incredibly well on there.

[–]Captunfortunate -5 points-4 points ago

I laughed, and so did approximately 1,140 other people.

Problem?

[–]sraldleif 103 points104 points ago

Adolf Hitler committed suicide by gunshot on 30 April 1945 in his Führerbunker in Berlin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Adolf_Hitler

[–]sraldleif 133 points134 points ago

Woah, that bold font is super agressive - I just wanted to point it out, not rape people's eyes.

[–]what_user_name 37 points38 points ago

try the edit button

funny thing though, I thought you was some other guy responding to you with helpful advice

[–]poompt 49 points50 points ago

I upvoted the helpful guy, not the aggressive douche.

[–]imhereforthevotes 9 points10 points ago

But in doing so, you also upvoted the aggressive douche.

[–]Dumrauf28 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, but he also upvoted the helpful guy.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 12 points13 points ago

RAPE PEOPLE'S EYES?

[–]langlo94 3 points4 points ago

Aaah my eyes!

[–]giim 0 points1 point ago

Please someone...! Call the police! This guy's eyes have just been raped!

[–]Smashman2004 2 points3 points ago

Adolf Hitler committed suicide by gunshot on 30 April 1945 in his Führerbunker in Berlin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Adolf_Hitler

Less aggressive :)

[–]guldtuppen 3 points4 points ago

Less uppvotes! :(

[–]jargoon 1 point2 points ago

Fewer upvotes

[–]SirVanderhoot 13 points14 points ago

"Linge later stated he immediately noted a scent of burnt almonds, a common observation made in the presence of prussic acid, the aqueous form of hydrogen cyanide." From your wiki link.

Assuming that Downfall was accurate, it was popular for Germans to take cyanide, then immediately shoot themselves in the head.

[–]seymournugs 13 points14 points ago

no backing out of that....

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 5 points6 points ago

It's like shooting yourself twice...

[–]Counterkulture 3 points4 points ago

Some guy shot himself in the head as he was jumping off a 200 foot bridge here a few years ago.

He was successful.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 4 points5 points ago

I'd like some suicide with extra suicide sauce.

Wait, what's that?

Yes, of course i want it super sized.

[–]Smashman2004 3 points4 points ago

Risky click.

[–]Infant-Blender 0 points1 point ago

I enjoy living on the edge.

[–]Bodiwire 1 point2 points ago

I think he bit into a cyanide capsule as he was pulling the trigger as a kinda failsafe, though I'm pretty sure the gunshot did the job.

[–]Falalacilantro 1 point2 points ago

They must've been confused with his wife Eva Braun who was with Hitler at the time and committed suicide via cyanide.

[–]KingCantoKungFu 1 point2 points ago

I want a fuhrerbunker. Sounds swanky.

[–]redeyeddevil 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure i remember reading an article where they state the skull believed to be Hitler's was not a DNA match. They think• he was in the bombed out shelter but have yet to find any remains linking him to any of the bodies found.

[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

Günsche stated that Hitler "... sat ... sunken over, with blood dripping out of his right temple. He had shot himself with his own pistol, a Walther PPK 7.65"

TIL James Bond and Hitler used the same gun.

I am now going to assume until contradicted by the films that James Bond's Walther PPK is actually Hitler's Walther PPK.

[–]LAWLstudent_ 56 points57 points ago

Oh my god I've never heard this joke before!

[–]ruler93 -3 points-2 points ago

sarcasm

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[–]4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol 14 points15 points ago

Newfag can't even triface.

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[–]MrDocks 17 points18 points ago

You get a repost and you get a repost and you get a repost!

[–]Miller-STGT 1 point2 points ago

I really REALLY usually bitch around about Reposts. But this one is like the king of reposts.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 56 points57 points ago

Ahahaha I did nazi that coming Ohohoho that one is Goering to Holocaust me some points Bwahaha Anne Frankly they're probably Reich AHAHAHAHAZHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

Fucking old and stupid jokes reformatted in Youtube comments. Hitlerarious! BAHAHAHAHA

[–]pwny_ 0 points1 point ago

I don't think this will ever get old.

Jimmies is one of those memes where if you say it often enough sure it loses clout and people find you annoying--but every once in a while, boom, properly timed jimmies image. Hilarity.

[–]LordSariel 22 points23 points ago

Just so we're clear, Hitler actually shot himself. It has no bearing what so ever, but just so the world knows the truth of the saint who killed him.

[–]ctetc2007 8 points9 points ago

No, no, no. Everyone knows he was killed by a time traveler.

[–]suo 0 points1 point ago

Hitler was killed by Einstein at the start of Red Alert.

[–]gaveuponyou 4 points5 points ago

So that makes a nice round one billionth time this was repeated, so what did you win?

[–]bedhead_numbah3 4 points5 points ago

Wait, what's that I smell? Oh! It's a repost!

[–]GenericJoe 1 point2 points ago

And almonds, somehow ..

[–]BurritoFamine 1 point2 points ago

And the faggotry of OP!

[–]JamoWRage 4 points5 points ago

So old =/

[–]morphum 1 point2 points ago

You, sir, should be ashamed of thyself for submitting such an atrocity as a repost.

[–]Rathdoom 12 points13 points ago

FUCKIN REPOST!

[–]H00ded 3 points4 points ago

Smashing gif sir.

[–]chewsonthemove 2 points3 points ago

repost.

[–]CuriousSloth 3 points4 points ago

Hitler was a sensitive guy.

[–]Seemingly_Retarded 2 points3 points ago

Knowing youtube these comments came from something that doesn't relate to Hitler at all. Probably a video of a baboon throwing his shit at tourists.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 0 points1 point ago

Link please? Please?

[–]Mojomanic123987 -2 points-1 points ago

Mr. H shot himself in the head. No cyanide. Just a bullet.

[–]pbs094 2 points3 points ago

It was both.

[–]Mojomanic123987 0 points1 point ago

Close enough.

[–]eifersucht12a 1 point2 points ago

It was only a matter of time before the Hitler became the Hitled.

[–]thrangisthered 0 points1 point ago

I guess, technically, we could thank 13th century China for paving the road for firearms. Also, Humphry Davy for isolating potassium cyanide from potash.

...technically.

[–]RithyH 0 points1 point ago

Because retards.

[–]heyymann 0 points1 point ago

ITS A FUCKING CYCLE. O.O

[–]zingzongy 1 point2 points ago

Hitler was actually a saint. He was our best ally. We couldn't have won the war without him.

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure Eva Braun committed suicide by cyanide and Hitler shot himself.

[–]pbs094 0 points1 point ago

He was afraid the cyanide wouldn't work so he bit the cyanide and shot himself at the same time.

[–]awesomeck 1 point2 points ago

Now this shit is just getting annoying

[–]snkater 0 points1 point ago

What if...these chain of comments were made by the same person!

[–]doobiedoob1 0 points1 point ago

So he makes the joke and the idiots who drag it out with their stupidity get the upvotes?

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but he did kill the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler. So he isn't that bad.

[–]somefckingusername 0 points1 point ago

Gee, boss, you really know how to put the fun in funeral.

[–]ObnoxiousSeizures 0 points1 point ago

He also killed millions of Jews, what're ya gonna do?

[–]xteve 0 points1 point ago

I think shit on /r/funny is supposed to be funny.

[–]TokyoXtreme 0 points1 point ago

In his house at Rio, dead Hitler waits dreaming.

[–]xnlh180x 0 points1 point ago

Hitler may have killed HITLER... But he also ruined the hitler stache' for everyone!

[–]Fuzzbum_Bargearse 0 points1 point ago

fuckin ill hairy arse !!!! pml

[–]arscorus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Schobbo 1 point2 points ago

Hitler shot himself in the head, he didn't take cyanide.

[–]gargoyle30 0 points1 point ago

I literally laughed out loud, and I don't use "laugh out loud" or "literally" unless I am 100% sincere

[–]gargoyle30 0 points1 point ago

I literally laughed out loud, and I don't use "laugh out loud" or "literally" unless I am 100% sincere

[–]Kar98_Byf42 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but Hitler is also the guy who killed Hitler's dog.

[–]suo 0 points1 point ago

This joke still exists? Think it's time to move the fuck on.

[–]ediks -1 points0 points ago

Shit just got meta.

[–]solidoxygen -1 points0 points ago

I LITERALLY did Nazi that coming

[–]codefragmentXXX -2 points-1 points ago

Hitler did nothing wrong!

[–]Counterkulture 0 points1 point ago

He fucking killed the guy who killed Hitler. How can you SAY that??!?!

Aren't you paying attention, ASSHOLE??!!?

[–]juventusfan64 -1 points0 points ago

That's my favorite mountain dew too!

[–]djwortman -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe Hitler had multiple personalities?

[–]devilrobotjesus 0 points1 point ago

Oh cool it's the same shitty unfunny guy who killed hitler thread that plays out constantly on reddit in picture form

[–]hatpoo 0 points1 point ago

So the real hero is the guy that killed the guy who killed Hitler?

[–]Nimcenzo -1 points0 points ago

r/youtubecomments

r/im14andthisisfunny

r/notfunny

r/howtounsubscribefromsubreddits

[–]Sgeo 1 point2 points ago

For the lazy:

/r/youtubecomments

/r/im14andthisisfunny

/r/notfunny

/r/howtounsubscribefromsubreddits

[–]nowhayjose 0 points1 point ago

He also killed all those jews... allegedly.