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[–]The_Derpening 240 points241 points ago

I love that he is just awkwardly at the side with his judgin' face on.

[–]ASlyGuy 436 points437 points ago

He just realized he walked into a party full of betas.

[–]solidwhetstone 118 points119 points ago

Ooo just wait till he runs straight home and starts to type up his greentext. JUST YOU WAIT!

[–]maxwellmaxen 228 points229 points ago

implying dude will ever run in his entire life

[–]SirSchrodingersCat 43 points44 points ago

Just wait till he grabs the bus straight home and starts to type up his greentext?

[–]maxwellmaxen 29 points30 points ago

sounds about right.

[–]or_some_shit 40 points41 points ago

he's going to grab the bus and FUCKING EAT IT.

mark my words.

[–]ZeroCool2u/b/ 9 points10 points ago

Then he'll take his moped home.

[–]jayjaypee 11 points12 points ago

[–]thesquataholic 1 point2 points ago

God damn that is ALPHA AS FUARK

[–]Palpz 12 points13 points ago

Just wait until he calls his mom to pick him up...

[–]GodsOfWarMayCry 2 points3 points ago

Segway.

[–]Mikrowelle 9 points10 points ago

> implying people on reddit know how to greentext meme arrow

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz/b/ 205 points206 points ago

[–]holocarst 76 points77 points ago

Here seems to be the original. It is even more awkward. http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1343/85/1343857468690.jpg

[–]HitlerDidNothingBad 16 points17 points ago

Is it me, or does the girl on the right in the white shirt look a lot like Hitler

[–]Thutman 4 points5 points ago

Oh good, so I'm not crazy. Yeah, it really looks like she has a mustache.

[–]fluffburger 9 points10 points ago

She's also holding a moustache and the two people next to her have fake moustaches on. Her moustache is real though.

[–]HitlerDidNothingBad 4 points5 points ago

But her hair reminds me of him too.

[–]ASlyGuy 0 points1 point ago

I could get so much pussy if I had that shirt.

[–]holocarst 0 points1 point ago

Thats because you probably ARE Sean Connery

[–]ngaaih 85 points86 points ago

It's the pixels, isn't it?

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz/b/ 16 points17 points ago

Yup

[–]Borrillz 32 points33 points ago

I could tell from some of the pixels AND from seeing quite a few shops in my time

[–]saydeanne93 0 points1 point ago

Does no one notice that the girl in the plaid next to her and the guy next to her all have identical black mustaches? I'm thinking this was planned.

[–]Weekoldpizza 262 points263 points ago

Chick in white has a mustache.

[–]2sided_hexagon 125 points126 points ago

You wouldn't understand.

[–]jmdingess 40 points41 points ago

so does all the people she's talking to, and she's holding another in her hand.

[–]midbc 33 points34 points ago

she has a lot of testosterone and she lifts

[–]Justusbraz 78 points79 points ago

It's a hipster party.

[–]akbc 13 points14 points ago

Movember. it's mustache month.

[–]IByrdl 4 points5 points ago

And the one next to her.

[–]jdk 4 points5 points ago

So is the girl standing next to her.

[–]IbanYackinauff 387 points388 points ago

that guy is the man

[–]mswanco 142 points143 points ago

I feel like we would find this guy and give him the best life ever.

[–]FakePlasticShrimp 214 points215 points ago

I'd offer him a burger, then shout 'HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS FAT FUCK HE DOESNT EVEN LIFT', as the tears stream down his face, yet he continues to eat the burger because the deliciousness is more overpowering than the humiliation.

[–]BeerCheeseSoup 33 points34 points ago

What kind of burger?

[–]lackingsaint/co/ 47 points48 points ago

The most expensive pasta money can buy, wrapped in a delicious banana peel.

[–]dropkickoz 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to Goodburger.

[–]sgoshorty 0 points1 point ago

home of the goodburger can i rape your mother?

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz/b/ 5 points6 points ago

Maccas new range; Pounder

[–]TheInsaneDane/gif/ 8 points9 points ago

It's the McSwag. The new burger McDonalds have launched here in Denmark.

[–]kiwiPanther 8 points9 points ago

i'd buy him a hooker, just so i could watch the hooker try to find his penis, then ask for a refund when she gives up.

[–]RindsayRohan 5 points6 points ago

Doubt we'd have to look too far to find him.

[–]never_sleep 341 points342 points ago

that's probably one of the guys from bodybuildings chat service

[–]Jparaly 297 points298 points ago

Gargantuan Greg

[–]SilverZZ 415 points416 points ago

Voluptuous Victor

[–]carebearterrence 197 points198 points ago

Fatty Frank

[–]RildotheCrafty 89 points90 points ago

Carbohydrate Casper

[–]jalepenomack 162 points163 points ago

Butterball Barry

[–]ButterBallsBob 59 points60 points ago

ain't got nufin on me

[–]running_to_the_hills 31 points32 points ago

Calorie Callum

[–]dekonstruktr -1 points0 points ago

Dafuq kind of name is Callum?

[–]JSKlunk/int/ 6 points7 points ago

It's a name usually held by British people of the less-than savoury demeanor. I despise that name.

[–]Gerhard2202 13 points14 points ago

dafuq

[–]WheatleyLabs 141 points142 points ago

Overweight Oliver

[–]tatersalad911 108 points109 points ago

Neckbeard Ned

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 161 points162 points ago

Lardass Larry

[–]MrMono1/b/ 111 points112 points ago

Bigass Bob

[–]hitlechro 13 points14 points ago

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.

[–]Pnoy1337 137 points138 points ago

Morbid Mike

[–]knifegash 88 points89 points ago

Jerk-it Jarold

[–]PunkRockPlatypus 42 points43 points ago

Pork chop Pete

[–]Azrael_Ferrum 66 points67 points ago

Big-Boned Barry

[–]SPEMason/b/ 86 points87 points ago

Flatulent Fred

[–]Norrbotten 56 points57 points ago

Humongous Herbert

[–]buddawiggi 41 points42 points ago

Fiscal Cliff

[–]SlappaDaBass 19 points20 points ago

Rascal Fats

[–]GeneralOsik 8 points9 points ago

Wait.... Don't tell me... You must listen to NPR.

[–]buddawiggi 10 points11 points ago

do you even listen - ftfy

and sigh you got me...

[–]EchoSi3rra 65 points66 points ago

Obese Otto

[–]macchina 52 points53 points ago

Corpulent Cornelius

[–]emohipster 56 points57 points ago

Whale-sized Wally

[–]Sibzter 47 points48 points ago

Diabetic David

[–]zzyxxy 58 points59 points ago

Glandular Problem Gary

[–]Quatroking/g/ 50 points51 points ago

Oversized Oliver

[–]Arghgonaut 19 points20 points ago

Relaxed muscle Richard.

[–]aceyadam 39 points40 points ago

Fatty Fat Fat

[–]metwork 22 points23 points ago

Phat Phuck Phillip

[–]mcbain666 19 points20 points ago

Dining Dino

[–]polishedsteel 7 points8 points ago

Inert Irving

[–]unrectifiable 4 points5 points ago

Bulking Bruce

[–]wellthatsfantastic 11 points12 points ago

Nah this is more like how I pictured the guys trolling bodybuildings chat service

[–]Bmhim666 9 points10 points ago

Fat

[–]octacok 6 points7 points ago

Titanic Tony

[–]roman_urban 9 points10 points ago

XXL Axel.

[–]menotiko 4 points5 points ago

Ambulocetus Andy

[–]Timisaghost 7 points8 points ago

Mike

[–]Zimmmyy 7 points8 points ago

Todd

[–]4LostSoulsinaBowl 100 points101 points ago

Michael Moore's lost some weight.

[–]Bendzbrah 19 points20 points ago

Otterfags making fun of his bear mode

[–]wakko666 189 points190 points ago

Dude looks like he totally curls 10... maybe 20... Big Macs per workout.

[–]shpongolian 90 points91 points ago

I bet I could curl 100 big macs

[–]spinach_chips 74 points75 points ago

If you can't, don't feel badly about yourself. With my special training program, anyone can curl 100 big Macs in 7 weeks

[–]aneffinyank 123 points124 points ago

Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 big Macs, but take it from this old McDonald's rat, I've spent my entire adult life eating at McDonnald's, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only eat big Macs one part of your body (and that's all a single burger type like Big Mac is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

Big Macs basically only train the gut muscles and to some extent, the esophagus. What you really want to do is train your entire digestive system, all the major gut groups (esophagus, stomach, colon, liver, and kidneys) at the same time, over the course of a Big Mac meal. So, you will need to add large Big fries, and Large coke with it. Ask for the "Go Big" program.

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three big meals! Falling in love with eating big Macs, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find any McDonnald near you, with qualified burger flippers who will design your burger for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical fatness. Three to 5 burgers a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being out of shape the first time you walk into McDonnalds. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.

Now get out there and get fat! :-)

[–]beefybear 45 points46 points ago

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being out of shape the first time you walk into McDonnalds. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you

As a McDonalds guy myself, I can completely confirm this. If I see a fat person at the gym scarfing down exercise, I’m going to be a judgemental arsehole. If I see a fat person at McDonald’s, actually working up a sweat, I’m thinking “Good on ya, mate”.

[–]stebbo42 28 points29 points ago

Shit, I break a sweat eating a treadmill.

[–]Gamefire 20 points21 points ago

I bet I can eat 100 treadmills

[–]aneffinyank 6 points7 points ago

If you can't, don't feel badly about yourself. With my special training program, anyone can eat 100 treadmills in 7 weeks

[–]I__LOVE__LSD 7 points8 points ago

Good on ya, mate.

[–]ASlyGuy 16 points17 points ago

do you even mac?

[–]aneffinyank 8 points9 points ago

[–]winadollar 2 points3 points ago

damn i can't believe you found that...

[–]Matt__ 27 points28 points ago

nobody notices the huge spider right above the fan

[–]a_pumpkin_pie 4 points5 points ago

It took me a few horrid moments to realize its just another prop for the Halloween party.

[–]SMoke0521 18 points19 points ago

dyelone

[–]or_some_shit 0 points1 point ago

frvrlne

[–]ohfail 90 points91 points ago

Even without knowing the reference, this is totally one of the kinds of guys that I go out of my way to talk to and include at parties. Social awkwardness hits me right in the feels, and I overcame my own at great effort, and not alone.

Edit: inb4 "fight me irl" I do know the reference. That was unclear.

[–]kimchiface 41 points42 points ago

yeh.. dude is having a hard time in that corner. I know the thought that he would disturb too many people if he walked through due to his size so he should just stay there and be awkward has crossed his mind.

[–]ohfail 18 points19 points ago

Yup. I'm a huge dude myself. I know that feel.

[–]UrsusArctos/b/ 14 points15 points ago

(>._.)>

[–]yourpants 3 points4 points ago

( > ._. > )

[–]firstcut 2 points3 points ago

How do you even get yourself that big? I mean....I just dont get it.

[–]ohfail 3 points4 points ago

Wouldn't know that, my friend. I'm huge, so I tend to just park myself at crowded social situations rather than create a bow wave of small people, but I'm not fat. At 6'6" tall, I weigh in at about 275, but most people are utterly shocked by my weight because they have already assumed I weigh about 75 lbs less. /shrug. I don't judge, though. One of my friends is that obese, and still a totally cool, sane, smart guy. Takes all kinds.

[–]jfjjfjff 1 point2 points ago

sane

[–]ohfail 0 points1 point ago

Well, within reasonable limits. I don't hang with completely sane people. That'd be scary. Plus, they don't actually exist.

[–]swnctt23 9 points10 points ago

I'm glad I found this comment. I was beginning to get desperate that nobody had the same "punched in the feels" moment, that I had.

I struggled enormously with social anxiety for years and this picture and the hundreds of belittling comments, makes me sad for humanity.

[–]DoctaPuss 3 points4 points ago

Not sad for humanity, just sad.

[–]wellthatsfantastic 26 points27 points ago

sad photo is sad

[–]Frankstg/mu/ 26 points27 points ago

I kind of feel bad for the dude. I don't know the context, but yeah..

[–]SkoopDaHoop 19 points20 points ago

Is it me or does he look kinda sad?

[–]faknodolan 71 points72 points ago

Na man fat people are jolly

[–]solidwhetstone 21 points22 points ago

Oh ok then. Carry on.

[–]GrizzBear97 20 points21 points ago

Do you eat lobster?

[–]smegmasnorta 11 points12 points ago

Do you eat lard?

[–]thedevilsdictionary 2 points3 points ago

Do you enjoy leopards?

[–]briannareneee 4 points5 points ago

Do You Eat Lard?

[–]ensay 3 points4 points ago

4chan party. spot the /b/

[–]Opendarkcode 3 points4 points ago

Is that a cane? Is that a fucking cane?!?

[–]kyle4smiles/fit/ 4 points5 points ago

same unfunny shit that's been circulating /fit/ for 2 years

[–]hippostiptoes 6 points7 points ago

motherfucker's got a cane, that's badass

[–]NoThisisKyle 4 points5 points ago

do you even lag?

[–]peakage[!] 6 points7 points ago

Don't You Eat Leftovers? He sure as shit does

[–]yayblah 10 points11 points ago

What leftovers?

[–]peakage[!] 7 points8 points ago

Campbell's soup at hand that people drank 4/5 of and left on a cafeteria table, Manager Special powerbars, bread and mayonnaise he found behind wendy's.

[–]yayblah 4 points5 points ago

Oh damn that shit's tasty

[–]Evesore 4 points5 points ago

Poor SAP. It's sad; not really funny.

[–]Rafreakee 2 points3 points ago

his hat needs to say top gun

[–]Brownie82 2 points3 points ago

/r/beards is down with it....

[–]Agent_Fubar 3 points4 points ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Dannibiss 3 points4 points ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]iruniran 0 points1 point ago

I empathize with him. A lot. Maybe a bit too much that it's making me uncomfortable because this is a perfect depiction of how I feel in so many situations.

[–]Mud_Kips 0 points1 point ago

Atleast he is at a party which means hes more social than atleast 80% of the the 4channers

[–]I_RAPE_AUTISTS/pol/ 4 points5 points ago

This sub has officially been taken over by niggerlovers

[–]SHAKEmyTOTS 4 points5 points ago

Wall flower like a champ

[–]hyeinkali 2 points3 points ago

do you eat lettuce?

[–]wiseyeffect 1 point2 points ago

lean beef has alpha calories

[–]David1337 1 point2 points ago

Probably shopped, but still a hero.

[–]BeerCheeseSoup -1 points0 points ago

[–]veegard 0 points1 point ago

There it was!!! Was looking all over for this. Upboat because repost.

[–]DossSayss/pol/ 2 points3 points ago

I was so happy when I saw that reddit began copying what, we at /fit/, primarily use to describe our aesthetics. That great event caused so many new feel threads, and fat stories, and anti-/fit/ threads, and faggy ass beta stories that restored our boards dignity.

[–]DossSayss/pol/ 3 points4 points ago

i'm high as fuck right now haha. Hot damn that shit was funny what I typed hahahahahaaa

[–]MrNecktie/wg/ 1 point2 points ago

dignity

lelelelelelelelelelelelelele

[–]DeafTalk -1 points0 points ago

Supposed to be titled 4chan, OP. Fixed that for you http://imgur.com/AdYa6

[–]Neitsyt_Marian/mu/ 14 points15 points ago

bro in english we read from left to right, dunno what language you were trying to put that in

[–]DeafTalk 4 points5 points ago

Have you ever read Danielewski's 'House of Leaves'? You should, man. Good book.

[–]unclewalty 0 points1 point ago

I found it to be needlessly pretentious at times and on the whole a lame fuckaround.

[–]DeafTalk 0 points1 point ago

So give me a list that doesn't include Palahniuk or James Patterson, then?

[–]unclewalty 0 points1 point ago

I'm more of a Jack London/Jozef Conrad kinda guy. Czech out The Sea Wolf by the former; I think you'll like it.

[–]DeafTalk 0 points1 point ago

Zup with the Z, dog? Do you think I don't lift? I've read, or am aware of, all the classics. Sea Wolf would be one that I read. And Heart of Darkness, Lord Jim, Call of the Wild, White Fang and Iron Heel. I prefer Gogol, Dostoevsky, Hemingway, Camus and Maugham.

[–]unclewalty 0 points1 point ago

Werd. Some true homies right there. Keep it real.

[–]fman5k 1 point2 points ago

Photography by Bill Brasky

[–]FappableMaterial/b/ -1 points0 points ago

It cringes so good...

[–]TeeRoyAL 1 point2 points ago

I think he has a pimp cane

[–]IByrdl 0 points1 point ago

What's with the 2 girls with mustaches?

[–]Scarlett_Begonias -1 points0 points ago

Do you even liposuction?

[–]PuppySlayer 2 points3 points ago

George RR Martin, the teenage years.

[–]sajvxc 1 point2 points ago

just moments before he screamed: TITS OR GTFO!

[–]Stormageddon222 1 point2 points ago

Looks like they cloned Michael Moore and the clone ate Michael Moore.

[–]i_smoke_weed_alot -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or does the woman with the white shirt have a mustache?

[–]Atomic_Playboy -1 points0 points ago

the music is too loud

I'm hungry

my feet hurts

I wish I was home doing squats

[–]jmcclure6859 -1 points0 points ago

The best part of it is I think he has a walking stick learnt against the sofa.

[–]tehhunter -1 points0 points ago

Did no one point out that this fat sack of shit brought a fucking walking cane to a party?

[–]sporabolic -1 points0 points ago

I need this shirt

[–]evolve18 -1 points0 points ago

shooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppped. fucker.

[–]Bachmed -1 points0 points ago

Who would even show up to this shit?

[–]MrRicey 1 point2 points ago

Do You Ever Linger?

[–]moondizzlepie 1 point2 points ago

What does his hat say?

[–]CTRL1337 -1 points0 points ago

DYEL? What's it stand for?...

[–]godofchaos 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, this picture creeps me out because that dude looks just like me. Every time I see it it weirds me out big time.

[–]ajak1121 0 points1 point ago

Ahh....come on guys....he is just going through a bulk cycle.

[–]ClockworkMagpie 0 points1 point ago

Do You Eat Lasagna?

[–]broodjes 0 points1 point ago

They sell DYEL shirts in XXXXXL? Isn't that a bit ironic to begin with?

[–]dog_on_acid 2 points3 points ago

Erm. This is 420chan OC, also about 3 months old

Also the thread that it first featured in had some of the greatest OC I've ever seen. I'm glad 4shit will never see it

[–]DoctorBurns 0 points1 point ago

Feed me irl Do you even luau?

[–]phattycow 0 points1 point ago

What's on the girl's face in the white shirt?

[–]JacobBlair 0 points1 point ago

Bro do you?

[–]Arthener 0 points1 point ago

Well???? DO YOU???

[–]Dranrex -1 points0 points ago

Do you even lift?

[–]I_AM_JEW2 0 points1 point ago

Do you even lift?

[–]merrickx 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is that thing in the back?!

[–]KidLaser 0 points1 point ago

Do You Even Lift DYEL