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[–]youregonnaloveme 30 points31 points ago

[–]sydneysydknee 13 points14 points ago

YOU WERE THE ONLY BLUE LINK ON THE PAGE

AND YOU'RE A RE-POST.

YOU WERE THE NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK

THE NEEDLE I NEEDED TO SEW TOGETHER THE BLANKET OF NEVER-ENDING PROCRASTINATION CALLED REDDIT

YET INSTEAD

YOU HAVE PIERCED ME

AND NOW I BLEED.

I BLEED.

[–]ajs2295 4 points5 points ago

what he said

[–]CamoAnimal 1 point2 points ago

Are you kidding me?! Another repost and... Oh. wait. you've got this covered I see. Yea, what this guy said!

[–]InsertName78XDD 2 points3 points ago

The repost applied to Reddit.

[–]Emrico1 1 point2 points ago

214 new members this week I see...

[–]moutaa 3 points4 points ago

what a shitty shitty title... oh and i've seen't it many times

[–]broomsweeper 0 points1 point ago

I originally gave an upvote, but thanks to youregonnaloveme, I removed it. He gets the upvote.

[–]9thdoctor -1 points0 points ago

I LOVE THIS GIF! Too bad it's already been on Reddit.

[–]AutoCompliant 1 point2 points ago

Aaaand, downvotes applied to a repost.

[–]SweetNeo85 0 points1 point ago

[–]xXSHORTYXx4444 1 point2 points ago

Repost mother fucker you did it picture Samuel L. Jackson saying that

[–]Boboldduck -1 points0 points ago

Love the head twist!

[–]helpmefindnemo5 0 points1 point ago

This is what hooked me on reddit.

[–]zachc123 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or are submission titles just getting lazy? The force applied to a dog, how is that funny.

Also why are there so many reposts lately, its getting kind of annoying.

[–]window_pain -4 points-3 points ago

this is all kinds of epic!! ;)

[–]Panther-State -5 points-4 points ago

He should have been pushed to the (viewer's) right