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[–]Hardcorp 250 points251 points ago

[–]ZytherAresh 73 points74 points ago

...That just raises more questions!

[–]ceedubs2 73 points74 points ago

For context

The enemies in the movie are vegetarian terrorists, and throughout the movie they kill people using animals. When superspy Bill Cosby breaks into their hideout, he uses a secret weapon which wards them off, and if touched, destroys them. This secret weapon is, of course, raw meat.

tl;dr wtf Bill Cosby?

[–]le_canuck 19 points20 points ago

But hot dogs aren't raw, they're just tube-baloney.

[–]Cseal 27 points28 points ago

THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS BALONEY.

[–]Guitello 13 points14 points ago

Excuse me sir, but I believe it is spelled: Bologna

[–]Wazowski 33 points34 points ago

If you haven't seen the first five, it's easy to get confused.

[–]ventusvir 33 points34 points ago

Note to self: If Bill Cosby ever offers you a weiner, politely refuse.

[–]jpullins91 78 points79 points ago

what did i just watch?

[–]monkeyvselephant 51 points52 points ago

part of a cosby movie

[–]NOTHING_SEXUAL_HERE 7 points8 points ago

But seriously, What.The.Fuck.Did.I.Just.Watch?

[–]rarkai 18 points19 points ago

An awesome movie. Find it and watch it.

[–]ArtisticProgrammer 36 points37 points ago

When this movie came out, Cosby went on the Tonight Show and advised viewers not to go see the film.

[–]KindsofPain 5 points6 points ago

caught it by accident a looooong time ago. it actually had some really funny, absurd slapstick kinda laughs. i remember a scene in a boardroom where everyone kept tripping over the same cord....totally hilarious for some reason

[–]Douglas_the_Shark 17 points18 points ago

This will likely be buried, but fun fact: The henchman whose head explodes after eating the hot dog in that clip was played by my father.

My dad signed on for the movie when making a living as an actor and, eventually, director, out in San Francisco. Suffice to say he was cast as the main villain's right hand man - not to mention he had no idea what he was getting himself into.

He likes to pretend it all never happened, but I'm pretty sure part of him chuckles inside for being part of a massive movie flop that starred Bill Cosby. A misadventure of the best kind, I'd say. Part of me wonders what would have happened if this film built up the "so bad, it's good" cult following that films like Rocky Horror did. Ah well. Every so many months, my dad still gets a royalty check for a few dozen dollars for being in the film, so someone out there is enjoying - or more likely grimacing - at it.

[–]pavetheway3 12 points13 points ago

Okay... Now I wanna know why that VIDEO exists.

[–]jhc1415 9 points10 points ago

Is it just me or is something wrong with Cosby's head? Right as he starts laughing it looks like his head is moving differently than the rest of his body.

[–]Nakishwana 4 points5 points ago

That move was his schtick.

[–]theTezuma 20 points21 points ago

I laughed too much and too loud at this.

[–]bolt_krank 20 points21 points ago

Me too. In some ways this should also be NSFW :P

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[–]IUnderscoreAm 44 points45 points ago

[–]SubliminalEnthusiasm 8 points9 points ago

+1 for Korra.

[–]dhingus 4 points5 points ago

when is that second season coming?

[–]Great_Balls 7 points8 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with you

[–]Kodyak 2 points3 points ago

I thought this would be relevant discussion, but why do you do this to me.. you're like asshole guy man, stop this.

[–]mahaugher 352 points353 points ago

[–]give_it_a_shot 82 points83 points ago

Just because. Hard N Phirm - Pi

[–]g3t0nmyl3v3l 20 points21 points ago

AMA request: Anyone on that show

[–]kindersonde 9 points10 points ago

Here ya go.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ireoc/as_per_request_iama_chris_hardwick_of_nerdist_g4/

Hint: ZAP isn't a real show, that's a music video for the song Pi by Hard 'n Phirm. Hard 'n Phirm is a comedy/musical duo formed by Chris Hardwick and Mike Phirman.

Hard 'n Phirm is also awesome.

[–]aryst0krat 10 points11 points ago

That song is actually catchy as fuck. I was surprised; I figured the enjoyment I got out of the video would be because it's all as bad-good as the beginning.

[–]Falcon1101 7 points8 points ago

Is zap a cult or somthing?

[–]shrian 7 points8 points ago

the robot sings this pi song i accidently found a while back http://pi.ytmnd.com/

[–]Chaosofazure7 28 points29 points ago

I have the strangest craving for LSD right now...

[–]Condog64 59 points60 points ago

I read those comments too.

[–]Averant 29 points30 points ago

...nope. still doesn't make any sense to me.

Was it supposed to? At all?

[–]StairwayToTruth 60 points61 points ago

It makes as much sense as you allow it to. You must free your mind, my friend, and discover the beauty that lies behind the sparkling Cosby sausage. Take flight as you experience the majesty of the Hasselhoff. Laugh with the children as you finally understand that whatever it is that you are looking for is ultimately inside of you. Deep inside of you. The sausage, my friend, is deep inside of you.

[–]TheTwatTwiddler 51 points52 points ago

Haha like a penis

[–]StairwayToTruth 12 points13 points ago

Eloquently interpreted.

[–]cracka1337 9 points10 points ago

By the TwatTwiddler...

[–]HigherFive 3 points4 points ago

[–]Rasulkjr 37 points38 points ago

cause you know you want the sausage.

[–]testreker 34 points35 points ago

thats clearly a hot dog

[–]slayer_of_potatoes 36 points37 points ago

Oh, no, no, no, no. When Rasulkjr says sausage, he isn't referring to the meat product in the gif, he is referring to a penis. Glad we straightened that out (pun intended).

[–]Iggyhopper 7 points8 points ago

UH OH HOTDOG

[–]JKol88 3 points4 points ago

clearly a wiener

[–]SAMO1415 25 points26 points ago

Believe it or not I once made a novelty reddit account about leonard part 6.

My comments would gradually devolve into obscure references within the movie, which was already an obscure movie.

Barely anyone even understood it.

[–]CadetCaligula 18 points19 points ago

I told my friends about the bill Cosby movie where he rides an ostrich out of a building that's burning and where he fights vegetarians trying to take over the world with magic gypsy meat that burns them on contact. They all thought I was making it up

[–]Fleagonzales 13 points14 points ago

[–]RightClickSaveWorld 78 points79 points ago

I made an edit so he's waving an upvote.

Also, made a shorter version.

EDIT: Added two more variations of the GIF.

Looped 1 (Has Sparkles)

Looped 2 (Better Loop)

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 15 points16 points ago

Please consider posting this to /r/upvotegifs.

[–]RightClickSaveWorld 11 points12 points ago

You can go ahead and post it there.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 15 points16 points ago

Can't, I like to keep my link karma at 1. Oh well. Nice gifs anyway.

[–]PrimePhreak -1 points0 points ago

you, i like you. you are awesome

[–]strict88 15 points16 points ago

WTF !?

[–]Averant 13 points14 points ago

...music wasn't bad...

[–]mper100 7 points8 points ago

World hold on by Bob Sinclair

[–]crazyninjapanda 6 points7 points ago

I am now scared to click this link...

[–]LieutenantShineySide 10 points11 points ago

Click it, it's fucking awesome

[–]Distraction86 19 points20 points ago

When my girlfriend asks what's for dinner

[–]Asophis 12 points13 points ago

You're needed over in /r/shittyreactiongifs.

[–]thrashbag 3 points4 points ago

I was not aware of this sub. I just did so much upvoting..

[–]Asophis 2 points3 points ago

It is, by far, my favorite.

[–]Brostapholes 28 points29 points ago

To question "why" about the Internet is in itself a road to failure. So spake brostapholes.

[–]stillcole 7 points8 points ago

[–]GarfunkelMoo 5 points6 points ago

For vegans.

[–]Cowus23 4 points5 points ago

Someone should replace that hot dog with an up vote arrow

[–]animeengineer 3 points4 points ago

rule 34

[–]BrothaBeejus 2 points3 points ago

This is exactly what I do right before sex

[–]masquonnage 8 points9 points ago

Probably why you're a virgin.

[–]frozenkiller7 0 points1 point ago

my god, someone tell me where this is from

[–]taste1337 6 points7 points ago

Leonard part 6

[–]Stonewall-Simpson 1 point2 points ago

To ward off the yank monkey's. They will steal your last wank. Robbing you of masturbation.

[–]scrott 0 points1 point ago

Can you tell me why it shouldn't?

[–]MonkeyUranium 2 points3 points ago

its from a movie called leonard part 6... its actually an explosive hotdog and cosby ends up feeding the hotdog to some guy, thus exploding his head.

[–]sn33zie 1 point2 points ago

Because reddit.

[–]_godiva_ 3 points4 points ago

Because I don't want an internet in which it doesn't.

[–]PrimePhreak 0 points1 point ago

yes but it can be improved if he where holding a floppy upvote.

[–]Gedude10 1 point2 points ago

It's here because Bill Cosby is in it and SPARKLEZ.

[–]klsi832 2 points3 points ago

You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about. Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever.

[–]djeclipz 2 points3 points ago

Replace the sparkles with up vote arrows and you will birth a meme.

[–]doghe14 0 points1 point ago

I dont know but its fucking EPIC!

[–]JJumboShrimp 1 point2 points ago

That's a "when my gf's not in the mood" .gif.

[–]Kattpiss 0 points1 point ago

Because a man once waved a sausage somewhat towards a camera, adding stars was only natural.

[–]HeWhoPunchesFish 0 points1 point ago

It isn't a question of why my friend, it is a question of why not.

[–]TacoRedneck 1 point2 points ago

out of everything ive ever seen on Reddit, this is by far the funniest... i laughed for 3 mins strait and re watched t 3 more times. upvote for you...

[–]omicron_IL 0 points1 point ago

...clearly, it exists solely for your karma.

[–]Rhys13th 0 points1 point ago

Because spaghetti is straight until you make it hot.

[–]critterfer 0 points1 point ago

It would make more sense with a Twinkie...

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

What's wrong with it? It's Bill Cosby's magic weiner! Nothing wrong with that.

[–]CapnSalty 0 points1 point ago

For Sundays, of course.

[–]MattToTheStein 0 points1 point ago

Because interwebz.

[–]NunyaaBidniss 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to guess the obvious and say, "Why Not?" It's Bill 'effing' Cosby waving a hotdog at you! It needs no reason!!!

[–]GodlikeEnigma -1 points0 points ago

Teasing Zombies.

[–]Spiritjump 0 points1 point ago

Gif exists to give OP a massive boner.

[–]WowUDumb -1 points0 points ago

Internet Rule #7: Any video/movie that contains something that resembles a penis will be made into a gif.

[–]VoyagesRme 0 points1 point ago

Because Cocaine is a hellofa drug.

[–]ItMakesNoCents 0 points1 point ago

I take it you aren't from around here.

[–]circly 0 points1 point ago

Just Cos.

[–]crakdak 0 points1 point ago

Why NOT?

[–]igiveonewordanswers 0 points1 point ago

Jello.

[–]penguin_jones 0 points1 point ago

The look on his face as he wiggles that wiener...unsettling.

[–]Riswords 0 points1 point ago

Towards the end his face reminds me of the monster from Jeepers Creepers

[–]GetInTheCandyIHaveVa 1 point2 points ago

To comment on every gonewild post.

[–]IFuckedAGoat 0 points1 point ago

because science

[–]tarzan322 -1 points0 points ago

Whoever made it should be slapped in the face with it.

[–]Duck_Licker 0 points1 point ago

testreker is right, 2+2 clearly equals Cat.

[–]tx_snow_day 0 points1 point ago

This GIF illustrates how I approach women at bars.

[–]Thunder_Powny 0 points1 point ago

My mind is tell me nooooo... But body, yeah, my body, is tellin me yeeeaaaaaasssssss

[–]gthomp94 0 points1 point ago

"How I convince my wife to have sex"

[–]magare808 0 points1 point ago

Because internet.

[–]Egonor 0 points1 point ago

BACON. BURGER. DOGS!

[–]thescrapplekid 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could find this movie somewhere

[–]lesneigedantan 1 point2 points ago

I clicked on this link without reading the title, watching the whole gif asking myself what possible reason it could have for existing and speculating on possible titles once I realized I'd forgotten it. Then I went back and read the title and was very satisfied.

[–]N8theGr8 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to see someone with Photoshop skills turn this into an upvote .gif, where the orange arrow wiggles a bit.

[–]RightClickSaveWorld 0 points1 point ago

Yep, just finished it. Except no Photoshop, just Sony Vegas.

[–]anuncommontruth 0 points1 point ago

because 4chan? I assume 4chan

[–]Mr_Fignutz 1 point2 points ago

Leonard

[–]lordham 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaand the magic's gone.

[–]KCosmo 1 point2 points ago

Fucking LOVED this batshit crazy movie as a kid. I'm afraid to watch it now as an adult

[–]Crallium 0 points1 point ago

This is a proper .gif to show your ex-girlfriend when she gets out of a relationship.

[–]socky1234111 0 points1 point ago

That my friends, is how you attract women.

[–]Ihmhi 0 points1 point ago

Yer a wee-bop dee-bee-bop-bow wizard, Harry.

[–]Ontolodox 1 point2 points ago

Because the frankfurter and the sparkles and the zip zop zeebity bop and the magic and Jell-O Pudding Pops DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[–]UrbanForest -1 points0 points ago

For lulz

[–]yourmindin3D -1 points0 points ago

All hail the magic weinie

[–]evilxerox -1 points0 points ago

of course, its black magic

[–]floppybunny26 0 points1 point ago

you seee.. you put the puddding in the pudding pop and you razzle dazzle fosnazzle the bodazzle.

[–]Nisas 0 points1 point ago

Some men just want to watch the world put wieners in their mouths.

[–]dirtydave71 0 points1 point ago

It's Bill Cosby .. there is no explanation and this is normal.

[–]Zammin 0 points1 point ago

Because, my friend, Bill Cosby's wiener is magical.

[–]Turles 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea, but this is now my favorite gif of all time.

[–]fallinouttadabox 0 points1 point ago

Because Bill Cosby give me ED

[–]7_legged_spider 0 points1 point ago

[–]extremeskater619 1 point2 points ago

It's how I present myself after a date

[–]FronFran07 0 points1 point ago

Because blippity bloop

[–]MestizoJoe 0 points1 point ago

As far as I can tell, it exists for the sole purpose of being spectacular.

[–]marbel 0 points1 point ago

What? It's like that hot dog is made of JELL-O!

[–]MrSFer 0 points1 point ago

So someone can repost it and say "Me when I'm telling my GF it's sexy time"

[–]jonjon4141 0 points1 point ago

Mfw I chop off a stranger's weiner

[–]Arealpanda 0 points1 point ago

This oddly looks like what my gf does whenever she is holding my hotdog.

[–]Jrmustang02 0 points1 point ago

"How I present my morning wood to the girlfriend."

[–]Mecharobo 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to J-pop when I saw this. It was still fitting.

[–]FLUFFYBEANER681 0 points1 point ago

Bill Cosby

[–]davethinking 0 points1 point ago

Comic relief

[–]Evesore 0 points1 point ago

"Vy? Vy!? Vy you? Vy anything!?

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

Because a person made it.

Honestly OP was that so hard to understand? It didn't just come to be.

[–]Lowbacca1977 0 points1 point ago

I have this movie at home, and await giving it its first viewing.

[–]Izol 0 points1 point ago

The question is.. How did you find it?

[–]Perzefona 1 point2 points ago

"The movie starts with Parker being re-recruited by his former employers in the CIA to save the world from an evil vegetarian who brainwashes animals to kill people. The film ends with Leonard infiltrating the vegetarian base, fending off the vegetarians with magic meat he received from a Gypsy, freeing the captive animals and flooding the base using Alka-Seltzer. He escapes by riding an ostrich on the roof of the building, with the ostrich flying him down."

I don't know about you, but I NEED to see this!

[–]Robby712 0 points1 point ago

to answer the OP: r/gonewild

[–]BasketballNeverStops 0 points1 point ago

LMAO Too Funny ahahahahahahahahahahahha

[–]TypeThree 0 points1 point ago

The Pied Piper of Harlem - Ridding the streets of rats with his hypno-sausage.

[–]walkingonawire19 0 points1 point ago

vampire penis

[–]richkai 0 points1 point ago

Cosby found the legendary perfectly cooked hot dog rumored to have been lost in fat Albert's seventh stomach.

[–]seeteethree 0 points1 point ago

Just be-cosby.

[–]BlueWolf07 0 points1 point ago

ssssssshhhhhhh

Calm down. Dont ask just let it be.

[–]Surch 0 points1 point ago

Because... Quelish.

[–]HorseRiderTricia 0 points1 point ago

its odviously bill cosby..... -_- lol

[–]beema 0 points1 point ago

Every time we jump into a parallel universe that doesn't contain this image, said lack creates such a strong incentive that the image is made, almost immediately.

[–]AssCon 0 points1 point ago

gonewild posts

[–]mrswaggerapple 0 points1 point ago

Because fuck you, thats why.

[–]sthollop 0 points1 point ago

Because someone's favorite actor is clearly Sam Jackson.

[–]ksamson 0 points1 point ago

HIFW I got the last sparkling Oscar Mayer?

[–]GandalfTheFunky 1 point2 points ago

Because Leonard Part 6, that's why.

[–]RandomBassist -1 points0 points ago

Because racecar.

[–]RamblingGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

This should have an upvote arrow on the end of the hotdog

[–]dacotahd 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I got a boner from this?

[–]On3Las7Stand 1 point2 points ago

Because it can... That is why that .gif exists!

[–]costollie -1 points0 points ago

zobity bop

[–]PullingStrings 0 points1 point ago

As long as it makes me laugh, that's more than enough reason for it to exist.

[–]rosscoast 0 points1 point ago

Because internet.

[–]Tnoel212 1 point2 points ago

Because it's magnificent.

[–]Res0prw2 0 points1 point ago

Oh....u know y......

[–]PoglaTheGrate 0 points1 point ago

Probably already been posted, but I have to show off my knowledge of bad films

This is from Leonard Part 6.

Specifically the scene where he is taking on the militant vegitarians

[–]fappyday 0 points1 point ago

...LADIES...!

[–]shtninjas 0 points1 point ago

bc it's awesome

[–]Cool-Zip 0 points1 point ago

because internet

[–]DeCoYDownUnder 1 point2 points ago

It's Edward Cullens wiener.

[–]partialdread 0 points1 point ago

Bill Cosby's magic wiener? Is that what he was showing under the Jello Tree....

[–]oneslyfox 1 point2 points ago

Rule 34 leaves a wake of gifs that don't quite make it.

[–]202943 0 points1 point ago

Because there is a God...and God is great.

[–]cballowe 0 points1 point ago

B. Cos'

[–]whatwhat27 0 points1 point ago

Cause someone made it

[–]another_old_fart 0 points1 point ago

Wiener Magic!!

[–]jakeinnimbin 0 points1 point ago

[–]DoctorRed 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows that's Harry Cosby, and the Weiner of WipwopziPzopdOwap...

[–]KWG89 0 points1 point ago

Because it was the original Oscar Mayer Wiener commercial that's why!

[–]victorng34 -1 points0 points ago

why do a lot of gifs exist?

[–]blewpah 0 points1 point ago

Deleted scene from the shining?