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[–]DoodleBob88 103 points104 points ago

[–]tre101 21 points22 points ago

this, this is brilliant. Are there more?

[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 21 points22 points ago

There's always Indian Thriller.

[–]SweetNeo85 8 points9 points ago

Holy buttsex.

[–]Random_Link_Roulette 4 points5 points ago

If you can stand cheesy cinematography then you would love Bollywood...

Bollywood actually has some pretty cool stuff.

[–]Tfang91 5 points6 points ago

Girly man!man!man!man!man!

[–]cwmoo740 3 points4 points ago

Search Buffalax on youtube Here you go

[–]B0SSARU 2 points3 points ago

[–]Nipple-Copter 4 points5 points ago

I am a nipple and I find this offensive.

[–]tacodelgado24 1 point2 points ago

[–]iluvpokemanz 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite one - "May He Poop On My Knee"

[–]frazier6567 2 points3 points ago

That's so old! I used to love this video!!

[–]NeonFx 4 points5 points ago

That reminds me of Salsa Cookies

[–]kingbane 0 points1 point ago

is it wrong that i find that song INCREDIBLY catchy ahahah

[–]West903 0 points1 point ago

Now poop on them Oliver!

[–]tenkenjs 0 points1 point ago

You can never un-hear Benny Lava

[–]famblycat33 1 point2 points ago

Man I love Indian videos. This one's great. Too bad about the subtitles. :p

[–]moosaveenya -3 points-2 points ago

MY LOONY BUN IS FINE BENNY LAVA

MINOR BUN ENGINE MADE BENNY LAVA

ANYBODY NEED THIS SIGN BENNY LAVA

I NEED A BUN TO BITE BENNY LAVA

[–]MrMoustachio -1 points0 points ago

I also watched the video. Go back to youtube.

[–]moosaveenya -2 points-1 points ago

You seem upset. Maybe if you had your bun to bite, you wouldn't be such a yellow goat.

[–]Garrrrrrrrett 211 points212 points ago

Sparkle cooch is just great.

[–]brtlblayk 35 points36 points ago

Sparkle Cooch and Titty Sprinkles

[–]coldaziceee 5 points6 points ago

I posted "Morgan Freeman and The Titty Sprinkles" to /r/bandnames not too long ago and got downvoted... damn shame.

[–]Yousernaim 1 point2 points ago

I miss yourmusicalcomment

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 87 points88 points ago

Sparkle cooch is the name of my new all-women metal band.

[–]tagnut 25 points26 points ago

"Hello Cleveland! We are Anal Queen and The Sparkle Cooch! Are you ready to rock?"

[–]emann43 25 points26 points ago

\m/

[–]codychro 8 points9 points ago

Better than Pussy Riot.

On a side note; FREE PUSSY RIOT.

[–]JtheHomicidalManiac 17 points18 points ago

I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle cooch.

[–]hamsterdam83 3 points4 points ago

If I had as positive an attitude toward life as Benni does, I'd probably be a lot happier.

[–]n1ffuM 85 points86 points ago

FTFY, OP

[–]ExternalControlFreak 27 points28 points ago

Subtle repost dig. I like it.

[–]ninten 2 points3 points ago

[–]gologologolo 2 points3 points ago

Think I missed the point there. Why?

[–]nnnddd202020 7 points8 points ago

Repost.

[–]-procrastinating- 25 points26 points ago

The only thing that should come after "cheet" is the letter "o."

[–]Spinal306 48 points49 points ago

"ah" is also acceptable.

[–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

[–]morrocc 0 points1 point ago

There is so much beauty in the world.

[–]HumaDB 11 points12 points ago

[–]lmfaokrispix -1 points0 points ago

The sauce is boss.

[–]TheJester220 2 points3 points ago

This dude needs to check his messages.

[–]SirLaughter 33 points34 points ago

2 hours. 2 Hours is how long it took you to repost this. You are a fucking scumbag.

[–]JakeRoc 12 points13 points ago

This shit has been around for ages

[–]Josepherism -4 points-3 points ago

Why?

[–]massacre0520 25 points26 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Thats how Benni roll 16coms 377pts 2hrs funny
Lube choice: One of life's most important decisions. 58coms 893pts 5mos funn

[–]IronMikeT 19 points20 points ago

You're not very good at this. I have seen this many more times than this.

[–]nnnddd202020 1 point2 points ago

I think that us only from Karmadecay.

[–]Gneissisnice 9 points10 points ago

Who the hell actually talks like that?

[–]catailcataclysm 25 points26 points ago

Obviously Benni

[–]laughingGirls 15 points16 points ago

And those who roll like him.

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 9 points10 points ago

I wish I could roll like Benni. :(

[–]laughingGirls 6 points7 points ago

Teach me how to Benni.

[–]CHEIF_JUSTCE_FUCKASS 2 points3 points ago

I roll sushi at Benihana's.. does that count?

[–]chiroos 5 points6 points ago

Low income uneducated folk

[–]monkeychipsx2 2 points3 points ago

Plenty of educated people I have known choose to talk like this as well.

[–]blackcain 0 points1 point ago

what is a 'paya'? Is that when a guy is in a relationship where they need to spend money or something? I mean, I seem to remember rappers always talkin about women trying to steal their money or something like that.

[–]TRiPgod -1 points0 points ago

ghetto black people

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 9 points10 points ago

Two highly valuable members of society exhibited here

[–]shadalator 16 points17 points ago

If only we could all aspire to be like "MUSTY_BALLSACK"

[–]WrethZ 4 points5 points ago

Sure judge people on how they type casually on facebook.

[–]monkeychipsx2 1 point2 points ago

What else do we have to judge them by?

[–]ochaern 3 points4 points ago

I know I do.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points ago

Absolutely. I can send a casual note to someone without completely forgetting how to speak English. Some people can't. I can only assume that if they worked at a place that had casual Fridays and not fry cookers, they'd show up wearing a bathrobe over a diaper.

[–]Chrisblag89 -1 points0 points ago

California roll.

[–]certifiedlurker 0 points1 point ago

I cry everytim.

[–]TheRedRabblT 1 point2 points ago

This made me angry for some reason..

[–]drholland42 21 points22 points ago

Probably because it's a repost.

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

I guess it has to do with the fucked up language they are using.

[–]NextName 3 points4 points ago

Whoa, that's Ebonics, you're not allowed to correct or make fun of that.

/s

[–]Boneslatch 1 point2 points ago

I feel like some people forget that they are on reddit when they find something funny, then a few weeks later decide to share it with reddit. That or shamelessly reposting successful posts.

[–]FrankWolf86 -1 points0 points ago

worst sushi roll ever...

[–]fungus_amongus_17 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Gutterville -1 points0 points ago

Probably two suburban kids having a Facebook conversation

[–]j3ssmar -1 points0 points ago

faceplam

[–]sukrieke -1 points0 points ago

sounds like somebody will be pissing rainbows for the next few days...

[–]Mikebyrneyadigg 1 point2 points ago

This may be the most reposted thing on reddit.

[–]Omnifi -1 points0 points ago

I was taking a shit when I read this and the laugh caused a painful torpedo turd. I felt the need to share.

[–]Jake_91_420 -1 points0 points ago

I am inclined to believe him. After all, that is how benni roll.

[–]Whynotzoidberg420 -1 points0 points ago

That might be how Benni rolls but you should've seen him Benny Hill running away from his girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNGJu2aGzm8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]gologologolo -1 points0 points ago

Next on the hiphop charts: Das how Benni roll

[–]Hypoallergenic_Robot -1 points0 points ago

sparkle cooch, lost it.

[–]spunkski -1 points0 points ago

How does Benni haha?

[–]Winter-Stardust 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else see the title and think of Code Monkeys? "You can't get one over on Benny, I'm Korean, fool!"

[–]JustSomeD00d 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure my IQ just dropped like 3 points reading that.

[–]ravelle -1 points0 points ago

Benni knows what's up.

[–]iCue713 -1 points0 points ago

Repost. But still hilarious

[–]TrippinTrips -1 points0 points ago

Might work better in /r/facepalm

[–]MrJACCthree -1 points0 points ago

Classic Benni

[–]SpectreS18 -1 points0 points ago

sparkle cooch. lol

[–]nexisfan -1 points0 points ago

Had almost forgotten about this. Acceptable repost, especially since it's your cake day too!

[–]SindySlaughter -1 points0 points ago

Sparkle cooch. I can't stop saying it.

[–]lasercorgi -1 points0 points ago

Cakeday reposts are the worst reposts.

[–]theycallmealex 0 points1 point ago

if i had a nickle for every time i saw this on the front page, i would have fifteen cents.

[–]Broken_Envoke -1 points0 points ago

Playa~

[–]IJUSTDERPEDINMYPANTS -1 points0 points ago

sparkle cooch

[–]notarapist72 0 points1 point ago

[–]Brutalitarian 0 points1 point ago

I don't have enough face to palm for this one.

[–]phattycow 1 point2 points ago

This is about the fifth time this screenshot has hit the front page...

[–]jbone33 -1 points0 points ago

This reminds me of James Deen talking about stoya in his AMA.

[–]artistic_penis -1 points0 points ago

Life lesson: never get with a stripper when she has a bad case of the sparkle snatch.

[–]GoldRider 1 point2 points ago

[–]seronis 0 points1 point ago

Im not downvoting this because its a repost. Im downvoting it (again) because it was just as stupid the first time I saw it and hasnt become funnier yet

[–]Shqipetar 0 points1 point ago

1000th Upvote

[–]Downvotes_Facebook 0 points1 point ago

Leave it on Facebook

[–]shortii72194 0 points1 point ago

The amount of bad grammar used in those comments are heart-breaking.

[–]cdalmeida 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bronson9900 0 points1 point ago

"sparkle cooch" Dafuq did i just read? (•‿•)

[–]MrGordonDog 0 points1 point ago

Wow you went out of your way to change it ? How nice!

[–]MrGordonDog 0 points1 point ago

Also Repost!

[–]forddoesntgiveashit -4 points-3 points ago

repost

[–]rasputine 6 points7 points ago

[–]Fulcrum71 0 points1 point ago

thug life is tough with glitter

[–]platinumgulls 1 point2 points ago

Still trying to put together at what point do you think masturbating with sparkly lotion is a good idea.

[–]BaconHotline 0 points1 point ago

beats going dry I'd assume

[–]mikonamiko 0 points1 point ago

Sparkle cooch. New favourite new word ever.

[–]poopydicknick -2 points-1 points ago

sparkle weenie

[–]fack9gag -4 points-3 points ago

If any of you faggots say "risky click" or any variation on it, I will kill you.

[–]BaconHotline -1 points0 points ago

is 4 chan leaking again?

[–]__C3__ 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting it to be Benni from Code Monkeys.

[–]gologologolo -2 points-1 points ago

In today's music: 1. put a beat to it. 2. instant rap hit

[–]MrMoustachio -2 points-1 points ago

All I see if someone raping grammar with a broken bottle dipped in lemon sugar.

[–]BremStar650 -3 points-2 points ago

Benni has gained a fan

[–]onedarkhorsee -2 points-1 points ago

Yep, Benni is the funniest thing i have seen on facebook every time this is reposted i lol.

[–]seriousshrimper -5 points-4 points ago

repost for a cake day #origaynal

[–]cndman -3 points-2 points ago

Do not post the punchline in the title.