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[–]phrenetiKz 498 points499 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZpiBm1cTIo

there you go

doubled my comment karma with this...lol

[–]calilover420 30 points31 points ago

Thanks!!!

[–]j1ggy 32 points33 points ago

People like you are true superheroes.

[–]real_nice_guy 65 points66 points ago

[–]tellmehowitis 23 points24 points ago

lol awesome this shit describes the whole movie in one sitting

man you're awesome you made me lol

[–]4chan- 21 points22 points ago

everything is just so awesome right now man

[–]docturknowles 38 points39 points ago

I keep forgetting how freakishly tall Conan is. Makes his awesomeness easier to see.

[–]Otaku-jin 15 points16 points ago

Andy Richter looks like a normal dude next to Conan, but he's actually 6'2". Conan's a friggin' giant!

[–]Dr_Dildz 26 points27 points ago

The other day I was in party city and I found a conan obrien mask and proceded to string dance all over that fucking store

[–]laminatedlama 14 points15 points ago

I couldn't stop watching that!

[–]Bret16 6 points7 points ago

I could...

only to make this comment.

[–]1fifteen 251 points252 points ago

[–]Beelzebunny 42 points43 points ago

Reminds me of this:

Korean People...

[–]lakk 23 points24 points ago

[–]FilthyBojangles 12 points13 points ago

So basically every commercial ever was made by the same person. This person has now ran out of ideas and just rehashes commercials for different countries.

[–]rocketsurgery 6 points7 points ago

Plot twist: it's Andrew WK.

[–]JefeRocha 12 points13 points ago

[–]Im_At_Work_Damnit 14 points15 points ago

[–]Laurentlamouche 17 points18 points ago

You give me the link to that video and you give it now.

[–]Phaeno 18 points19 points ago

OP is never coming back, but fortunately for you I have the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iQ1-jSvxMJ0

[–]kayla_kixx 6 points7 points ago

It's somehow funnier without context

[–]AffableJack 65 points66 points ago

[–]young_war 14 points15 points ago

Call me "Glasses-Jacket-Shirt Man"

[–]dragons_R_us 12 points13 points ago

Personal favorite part of that commercial...

[–]dcshutter019 3 points4 points ago

...Turk?

[–]Boomanchu 8 points9 points ago

Oh c'mon man. Sometimes you'll be listenin' to a song that just make a nigga wanna put on some basketball shorts and flop his dick to da beat.

[–]DJAshian 259 points260 points ago

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 224 points225 points ago

All I'm seeing is multiple gifs of good dancing.

[–]johnnygrant 45 points46 points ago

Yes, the dance of your people

[–]MyNameIsBruce2 6 points7 points ago

But only if we want to.

[–]souzaphone711 6 points7 points ago

We can leave our friends behind.

[–]Dcoil1 3 points4 points ago

That was the single most awesome white guy dance I've ever seen. Sam Rockwell has gained a lot more respect from me.

[–]RarnacBrak 13 points14 points ago

[–]red321red321 111 points112 points ago

[–]FrauBoo 230 points231 points ago

She looks like she's dancing at gunpoint.

[–]kikenazz 47 points48 points ago

Did you see that horrible music video. She probably was

[–]real_nice_guy 6 points7 points ago

I've only ever sen the gif, I've never seen the video. And don't worry about linking me to it, I want to keep it that way.

[–]kikenazz 2 points3 points ago

I would never link such nonsense to Reddit

[–]CalvinLawson 3 points4 points ago

Oh please, reddit is one of the main reasons that video went viral.

[–]robgis 2 points3 points ago

Then how will you know for yourself? Maybe we've all been lying to you

We weren't.

[–]nolongerilurk 119 points120 points ago

[–]KingofCraigland 99 points100 points ago

[–]kantorekB14 60 points61 points ago

[–]DancesWithDaleks 85 points86 points ago

[–]HYPERNATURL 34 points35 points ago

[–]fulanitodetal 7 points8 points ago

[–]cmajortriad 2 points3 points ago

That's the funniest one.

[–]calamormine 2 points3 points ago

[–]St-Moustache 17 points18 points ago

Finally your user name is relevant.

[–]TheDrunkBiologist 8 points9 points ago

Ah yes the classic "jerk off a bunch of invisible dicks"

[–]ocher_stone 53 points54 points ago

[–]junkeee999 11 points12 points ago

Nah, that's actually good dancing.

[–]The_Masked_Bandito 15 points16 points ago

Jay and Silent Bob, recognize!

[–]jinbaittai 4 points5 points ago

Schnickety schnickety schnoing!

[–]FuturePoop 5 points6 points ago

[–]Micecream 12 points13 points ago

[–]Nonbeing 3 points4 points ago

Does someone have the one with Matt Smith and Karen Gillan dancing?

[–]Ferniff[!] 5 points6 points ago

[–]DancesWithDaleks 31 points32 points ago

Fact time: Her name is Benni Cinkle. After the video went viral, she started an anti-bullying charity called That Girl In Pink. Now she goes to schools to speak out against bullying and also raises money for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.

[–]hupcapstudios 12 points13 points ago

If a quarter of the people in this world had half her decency we'd be one awkward but awesome planet.

[–]girlfriend_pregnant 4 points5 points ago

whenever I come across this .gif, I end up watching it for atleast a minute straight. There is just something so morbid/haunting about it.

[–]learnmoreorsomething 17 points18 points ago

Best movie. Great scene.

[–]Adderalways 5 points6 points ago

Name of movie, please?

[–]Korben__Dallas 39 points40 points ago

The movie's name is Hot Rod, and it likes to party.

[–]learnmoreorsomething 6 points7 points ago

I, too, like to party.

[–]FilthyBojangles 3 points4 points ago

No, I'm the only one who likes to party!

[–]ivquatch 4 points5 points ago

Does this remind anyone else of Battle Toads?

[–]Leyst 963 points964 points ago

If you're going to judge my entire race by the actions of Andrew W K, I'm fine with that.

[–]JohnMcGurk 477 points478 points ago

I know right? He's like the Alpha honky.

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 268 points269 points ago

New goal in life: Become the alpha honky.

[–]CorneliusJack 122 points123 points ago

You have to defeat Andrew W K in the highlander fashion first, good luck with that.

[–]bettareckognize 23 points24 points ago

Wait, are we talking about swords or caber tossing? Because he'd probably beat me at either, but I'd be more likely to try caber tossing.

[–]ionian 4 points5 points ago

I was just about to link to the wiki article, and passive aggressively let you know it's called caPer tossing. Turns out I've been saying that wrong my entire life. Sorry, bettareckognize, sending you positive vibes.

[–]ggg730 2 points3 points ago

Capers are like tiny little things that are kinda like pickles but they're not pickles.

[–]mnemoniker 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, he'll beat you up and then beat himself up for good measure

[–]tmbcake13 64 points65 points ago

I read that as "Zoolander fashion" for some reason, and now I'm imagining Andrew WK and AndSoItWasWritten being judged by David Bowie as to who can walk the sexiest.

[–]booyyyd 38 points39 points ago

That AndSoItWasWritten is so hot right now.

[–]Letmefixthatforyouyo 72 points73 points ago

I'd pay the same amount for a ticket to either event.

[–]CorneliusJack 20 points21 points ago

"It's a walk-off!"

[–]kevlore 5 points6 points ago

Can there be more than one?

[–]CorneliusJack 8 points9 points ago

No! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 3 points4 points ago

He might die eventually?

[–]Forever_Awkward 11 points12 points ago

The Alpha Honkey cannot die until defeated.

[–]Fudgement_Day 9 points10 points ago

Andrew W.K. will never die, only the people who portray him.

[–]stuff_and_crap 6 points7 points ago

You can't party hard enough to qualify.

[–]DJRD 4 points5 points ago

Turns out, he IS the Alpha Honky!

[–]freezey23 7 points8 points ago

He's the HHIC

[–]SamWhite 66 points67 points ago

[–]Golden_afro 12 points13 points ago

Wow, how incredibly blatant

[–]morelikeawesome 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Real classy there.

[–]dogismyname3 22 points23 points ago

Is that the original Andrew W K or the replacement?

[–]Skwerley 13 points14 points ago

Wh...what?

[–]Insanefoo 22 points23 points ago

There is a conspiracy theory that the character Andrew WK has been played by multiple people.

[–]SelectaRx 35 points36 points ago

It's actually even weirder than that...

[–]Nurger 14 points15 points ago

what the hell?

[–]McHadies 2 points3 points ago

Woah that image of him on wikipedia looks like the male version of OAG.

[–]SubDtep 22 points23 points ago

I thought it was Dave Grohl at first.

[–]whoizz 50 points51 points ago

All white guys look the same to me too.

[–]TravisTheGeek 18 points19 points ago

I thought it was Weird Al.

[–]Jacosion 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget Conan.

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 5 points6 points ago

This is the top comment every time this image is posted.

[–]RickSHAW_Tom 0 points1 point ago

Sounds worthy of a party!

[–]Lyeta 19 points20 points ago

Also: Paul Rudd

[–]PinkMurloc 2 points3 points ago

He's so precious.

[–]SirRosie 166 points167 points ago

Being too cool to do a silly dance with Andrew WK and Conan O'Brien is like being too cool to wear a costume to a costume party.

[–]nmddl 50 points51 points ago

I think thats the gag... (since that is Kevin Hart)

[–]Stones_ 61 points62 points ago

[–]liquorpig 11 points12 points ago

I just spent almost a half-hour watching videos of black people going nuts to electronica and I don't regret a thing.

[–]caitlinreid 25 points26 points ago

[–]cynicalbrownie 7 points8 points ago

What in the FUCCK

[–]real_nice_guy 2 points3 points ago

[–]bureX 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, um... so apparently this is what my Sunday night consists of...

Goodnight Reddit!

[–]spiderblanket 0 points1 point ago

Yup, they still got some good moves.

[–]Oderdigg 4 points5 points ago

you need more upvotes

[–]dualnature360 0 points1 point ago

Can this be changed to church people?

[–]larrious 20 points21 points ago

That just not any white person, that Andrew W.K.

[–]Drmacaroon 19 points20 points ago

Andrew WK isn't white! He's 100% party animal!!

[–]Zantre 18 points19 points ago

Party hard mode engaged.

[–]marswithrings 3 points4 points ago

is there something wrong with the actual music video for that song?

not a big deal, just seems more interesting than the album cover sitting there the whole time.

disclaimer: still upvoted you

[–]Zantre 3 points4 points ago

Chose a video without an ad, for those not using adblock. :)

[–]Bobosgenitals 23 points24 points ago

All Andrew WK does is eat Taco Bell, bash his face in with bricks, host children's game shows and party. He doesn't have time to change clothes..... or bathe.

[–]real_nice_guy 4 points5 points ago

He also spends a lot of time liking pizza, so much so that he commissioned a pizza guitar be made for him.

[–]DoubtOrgy 5 points6 points ago

He's an entertainer, he wears a costume.

[–]AMW204 9 points10 points ago

I've Seen Andrew Dub like 5 times, best Parties ever

[–]Phuntzilla 8 points9 points ago

I had a brief moment of terror reading this where I thought someone had made AWK dub step and put on some sort of show.

[–]ANAL_PILLAGER 2 points3 points ago

Came here for the cracker squirm. Not impressed

[–]Valiant4Funk 34 points35 points ago

[–]xMrChuckles 87 points88 points ago

I prefer this version

[–]AwkwardTurtle 28 points29 points ago

She looks... happier.

[–]SamWhite 14 points15 points ago

Of course she does, she has a moustache. Everyone loves moustaches.

[–]byproxxy 5 points6 points ago

The mustache covers most of that awkward smile.

[–]MrGoodbytes 39 points40 points ago

THAT'S A NICE ORIGINAL TITLE YOU GOT THERE.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Conan drops it. 1com 18pts 3mos GifSound
White people... 218coms 1408pts 3mos funny
Ugh..White People! 5coms 96pts 6mos funny
Slick moves 4coms 19pts 8mos GifSound
It is time party... 1com 13pts 9mos GifSound
White people 245coms 1141pts 9mos funny
Got Moves 1com 3pts 1mo WTF
the moment i realised GOT's second season debut is one month away 4coms 43pts 8mos gifs
I NEED the video of this gif.. 17coms 169pts 1yr gif
This is all Andrew W.K. is famous for. 36coms 98pts 1yr gifs
Conan o'brien knows how to dance 15coms 174pts 1yr gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Beh0lder 13 points14 points ago

Lol the top comment is the same here and in the 1408 pts one

[–]DanTheRip 2 points3 points ago

It's also the same as the one I submitted.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p8609/white_people/

[–]theRainChicken 1 point2 points ago

Nobody cares.

[–]skafjald 4 points5 points ago

  1. Open gif.
  2. Play Sandstorm
  3. Enjoy

[–]real_nice_guy 2 points3 points ago

fun personal fact: Sandstorm by Darude was all over the school network when I was in school 13 years ago, specifically in Windows Media Player, and it was my first experience with techno music, I feel in love.

[–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

isn't that one of the dr.who guys?

[–]yuloforce 3 points4 points ago

Yes. Yes it is. This must be your first day on the internet, so let me introduce you to Matt Smith and Karen Gillan.

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

thank you.

[–]TheeFlipper 3 points4 points ago

Yes, that is the 11th Doctor portrayed by Matt Smith.

Seriously, fuck you guys for downvoting this guy/gal. They asked a question, answer them or just move on.

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

to be fair i could have just googled it.

[–]TheeFlipper 0 points1 point ago

Sure you could have, but reddit is too goddamn wishy-washy. One minute they're all "You should reach out to people and help them." Then the next they're like "Oh, you have a small question that could easily be answered? FUCK YOU!"

[–]Doebino 6 points7 points ago

He's just mad he's like 5'2.

[–]Joycemcnamara 0 points1 point ago

I watched that waaaay too many times! Now I see why my daughter gets no homework done at night...

[–]nalisemin 9 points10 points ago

Oh my god mom, i told you not to go on reddit, you're embarrassing meeeeee

[–]TactfulEver 2 points3 points ago

I am listening to Andrew WK right now, as I clicked on that link. It was justice.

[–]spiffyninja 2 points3 points ago

[–]Musicray 2 points3 points ago

PARTY PARTY PARTY! I WANNA HAVE A PARTY! I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY! YOU BETTER HAVE A PARTY!!

[–]SorryAboutLater 2 points3 points ago

Red M&M, Blue M&M, they are all the same color in the end.

[–]SpaceBotany 2 points3 points ago

[–]alemedo8 6 points7 points ago

[–]abbAtheist 2 points3 points ago

Racist.

[–]downwardisheavenward 1 point2 points ago

White people rule. The black guy in this gif clearly hates fun.

[–]worlddevgroup 2 points3 points ago

Hmmmm... casual racism.

[–]theDtheAtheNtheR -1 points0 points ago

This is the greatest gif ever

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 1 point2 points ago

Went to the bar this weekend. Saw an old buddy from elementary school. Started dancing. Invited him to join. Thought he was 'too cool' to join us. I bet I looked like that.

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 1 point2 points ago

I don't give a damn...Those are some wicked sweet dance moves.

[–]adamantprotagonist 0 points1 point ago

Does he catch something right at the end?

[–]Darwinning -1 points0 points ago

Was listening to this while clicking around, went pleasantly well together.

[–]The_Director 0 points1 point ago

I'm the only one having YTMND flashbacks?

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

I love how it's acceptable on Reddit to reinforce stereotypes as long as you're making fun of white people. If the post were instead:

Black People

people would downvote the shit out of it.

[–]Skyral 0 points1 point ago

He's a cartoon character. In the most positive sense possible.

[–]havenless 2 points3 points ago

[–]wishfultiger 0 points1 point ago

Party Hard!!!

[–]gauter 0 points1 point ago

lol, asn, somebody from atlantic canada made this.

[–]Jetsfan94 0 points1 point ago

I am listening to music at work and saw this while staying alive came on the radio lol. Made it much funnier

[–]rottenseed 1 point2 points ago

Is that Kevin Hart?

[–]dualnature360 2 points3 points ago

Black man here....yes it is Kevin Hart.

[–]Allaphon 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dogribb 1 point2 points ago

Feckin Irish ejits

[–]I_am_a_muffin 0 points1 point ago

Andrew WK [FIXED]

[–]Alpinestarhero 0 points1 point ago

Andrew WK, a race all of his own I'm certain.

[–]MylesDavis 0 points1 point ago

Old Conan sigh.....those were the days

[–]ArchitectOfInception 0 points1 point ago

get money, don't spend it Or maybe they get money, buy a business I rather buy 80 gold chains and go ign'ant

[–]afroslack 0 points1 point ago

...get money don't spend it / or maybe they get money, buy a business / I rather buy 80 gold chains and go ign'ant

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Didn't he host a show on cartoon network? If this is the same dude.... he still hasn't changed his shirt.

[–]BoyceKRP -1 points0 points ago

Andrew WK precedes the white race. He is just Andrew WK. Hey may do as he pleases.

[–]Cliftonix 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZpSd2lRJQ

i think they were just making fun of this...

[–]dhockey63 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you think my dancing is "bad"? Remind me again how i actually give a fuck!

[–]KianKP 1 point2 points ago

I love Andrew W.K!

[–]Catch22af 1 point2 points ago

Kevin Hart was like, fuck that.

[–]KakarikoCucco -1 points0 points ago

[–]baddest-of-all 0 points1 point ago

Hmmmmm. I believe this is a repost.

[–]hmatmotu -1 points0 points ago

White people....white people never change

[–]SkullyKitt 1 point2 points ago

For many years I had the sneaking suspicion that Andrew W.K. was a pretty cool party guy with a laid back attitude, but I considered it confirmed when he delivered shoe on head.

[–]reckl3ss 0 points1 point ago

I love how Conan gets dizzy at the end.

[–]Majil229 0 points1 point ago

Having all the fun & not giving a fuck.

[–]Captain_Pirate 0 points1 point ago

WOW! Conan is so talented!