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[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 21 points22 points ago

Somebody edit it so that it looks like someone is tossing downvotes down at it just when it starts making its way up.

Then it'll truly be an authentic Reddit experience.

[–]findingchemo 20 points21 points ago

[–]Unmentionable 10 points11 points ago

Needs more blue

[–]findingchemo 14 points15 points ago

GIMP changes the color. I don't know how to fix it.

[–]Tordek 3 points4 points ago

Change from indexed color to RGB?

[–]findingchemo 3 points4 points ago

[–]pbandjs 2 points3 points ago

Just having finished Arrested Development on Netflix (plug), I not only get this, I laughed too hard at it.

[–]Subwayeatn 1 point2 points ago

good man

[–]pbandjs 1 point2 points ago

I laughed a lot at this

[–]beagio 2 points3 points ago

And then add this as it's soundtrack.

[–]findingchemo 9 points10 points ago

It took me a while to rip the audio.

I know that this would have worked too.

[–]beagio 1 point2 points ago

I don't know who gave you the down-vote on youtube, but I liked it. Nice work.

[–]findingchemo 0 points1 point ago

Haha, thanks. It gave me an excuse to learn how to turn a GIF into an AVI.

P.S. That hater GIF didn't turn out like I wanted :/

[–]Sappharos 1 point2 points ago

Any free software which could be used to do this?

[–]findingchemo 3 points4 points ago

[–]Godtiermasturbator 2 points3 points ago

Sisy-pus

[–]durpdurpdurpdurpdurp 2 points3 points ago

By the great Catmus.

[–]Verblocity 26 points27 points ago

Curse you and your perfectly looped gif! I sat there for about a minute rooting for the cat to make it.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 35 points36 points ago

Not to be a nazi, but this wasn't PERFECTLY looped. You can tell where it repeats

[–]n1ffuM 20 points21 points ago

That's just the cat going into warp drive and continuously breaking the sound barrier.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 6 points7 points ago

Again, not to be a Nazi but breaking the sound barrier wouldn't cause any distortion in the video

[–]n1ffuM 14 points15 points ago

Literally, Hitler's Musty Ballsack.

Sound = Vibration in air. Breaking sound barrier = lots of vibration. Breaking it that close to a camera and accounting for a human reaction to said event = video distortion.

And now I'm a backwards Nazi Muffin.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 1 point2 points ago

Oh I suppose you're correct, I shouldn't have been using the scientific definition of an observer but rather that of a video camera.

I rescind my job as a fact nazi.

EDIT: here is the link I tried to post but got screwed up because of the parenthesis in the URL

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_(physics)

[–]Verblocity 1 point2 points ago

That's how I figured it out eventually. The frame kept jumping at the same spot.

[–]Snowbirdy 4 points5 points ago

You needed to wait longer. The cat suddenly gets traction at 09:37

[–]bamfsalad 1 point2 points ago

You're a monster.

[–]waxmycrax 2 points3 points ago

Half the posts that make it to the front page lately are posts about how hard it is to make it to the front page

[–]Thunder_Powny 3 points4 points ago

Ladies and gentlemen here at the museum of natural history we take pride in our collection of rare antiquities. In this display we have what is to our knowledge, the oldest "gif" known on all internets. Thanks for visiting.

[–]myothercarisayoshi 1 point2 points ago

The award for most posted gif 2012 goes to...

[–]MirakeshExpress 18 points19 points ago

My first time seeing it.

[–]seth11111 4 points5 points ago

me too

[–]turnleftdale 0 points1 point ago

You are bad at the internet.

[–]turnleftdale 0 points1 point ago

2008

[–]PIGSTi 1 point2 points ago

Does it ever reach the top?

[–]gdaem[S] 18 points19 points ago

Nope. Much like my posts.

[–]grahvity 1 point2 points ago

Mark my words. This will front page.

[–]MWozz 0 points1 point ago

Hey, you're the guy whose parachute didn't deploy and fell and only broke your neck, right?

Can't find the video right now, but it was pretty chilling.

[–]grahvity 3 points4 points ago

Yep. Neck, back and pelvis. Here's your link to the thread. I appreciate the shout out.

As a bonus, here's the interview I gave to a news show in Australia that I just uploaded.

Edit. My reserve did deploy but it didn't have clean air and entangled with the shit that was wrapped around me.

[–]MWozz 0 points1 point ago

yep, that's him

[–]juxtap0zed 3 points4 points ago

Ahhh, see, there's you're problem. Clearly you're a cat. If you were a person, you'd take the ladder like everyone else.

[–]vJBzz 2 points3 points ago

aren't we all cats?

[–]redditdoublestandard 2 points3 points ago

Meow.

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

I love the leap it makes.

[–]bfunk_brian -1 points0 points ago

Its an uphill battle that is all downhill from there...

[–]SolKool 1 point2 points ago

And as always, the journey to the frontpage can't be made without a repost.

[–]Jux_ 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]gimelnus 0 points1 point ago

You must mean front page. Frontpage is a program.

[–]pingthepong 1 point2 points ago

The king of the jungle gym.

[–]Humping_a_cheesecake 0 points1 point ago

False!

Since you made it to the front page this gif. does not accurately represent your journey there.

[–]Y_Less 0 points1 point ago

I really REALLY hope this was intentional - I clicked the link and Firefox crashed instantly!

[–]ADubYou 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of this.

EDIT: Apparently I don't know how to link properly. HTML is a no go...

[–]Rawr310 0 points1 point ago

Someone play eye of the tiger for this cat!

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]NiteLite 0 points1 point ago

And to think you made it to the front page with a GIF about how difficult it is to reach the front page ...

[–]LovelandOhio 0 points1 point ago

Persistent Pussy

[–]MyTrollYourTroll 1 point2 points ago

I did something almost entirely identical 7 months ago and only got 9 upvotes, so fuck you http://imgur.com/bf0dc

[–]Taterhater540 -1 points0 points ago

It's like a kitty treadmill.. Genius!

[–]MarvelousMarx 0 points1 point ago

hope you make it buddy

[–]findingchemo 0 points1 point ago

I thought somebody requested Don't Stop Believin'? I can't find the comment so maybe it was just my imagination.

[–]Jordanfornicates 0 points1 point ago

I watched this for a good 10 minutes before realizing the cats not going to make it to the top

[–]J63M 0 points1 point ago

Journey to getting a relationship?

[–]SSSambo 0 points1 point ago

I feel that it is very ironic that it is a cat...

[–]thebigkevdogg 0 points1 point ago

I've watched the first 10 minutes, will report back if the cat ever makes it.

[–]TheZippy49 0 points1 point ago

How did you get here!?

[–]fallenangel3 0 points1 point ago

I feel just like that. So I gave up.

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]ChopandChange 0 points1 point ago

Many have journeyed to the front page on that gif.

[–]havingasandwich 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the rattata mini game on pokemon stadium

[–]Orangitangmunchies 0 points1 point ago

This is just like my workout routine! It's going nowhere.

[–]Thunder102 0 points1 point ago

Forgot the part about the reposts making the front page

[–]cuddlypants 0 points1 point ago

how did you do that it is a jpg.

[–]KoreanTerran -1 points0 points ago

I have to admit that link karma's much harder to get than comment karma.

I think it's just the fact that timing has so much do with it. You could post this same gif at different times of the day and you'd get different results each time.

That's why I just submit to smaller links where exposure doesn't matter so I don't have to worry about shitty things like getting the timing right.

[–]grahvity 1 point2 points ago

I seem to have quite the opposite results. The content I find is much more interesting than what comes out of my own head.

[–]brelgno1 2 points3 points ago

How is this caT not tired.. It's been running for over an hour now!!!

[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 1 point2 points ago

I call fake. Cats always make it to the front page!

[–]notsonostalgic 1 point2 points ago

this is like me trying to quit my job

[–]redditdoublestandard 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like trying to get a promotion, just turn around and walk off.

[–]Mohavor 1 point2 points ago

Can you imagine the static charge that thing is building up?

[–]MazurDarkone 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this, was not disappointed. I can't imagine how that felt once it jumped off the slide.

It makes me wonder... If you were to design some sort of Van der Graff inspired slide trap that kept a cat perpetually running like this without the ability to stop, would the build up of electrons become hazardous to the health of the cat or would it just be unpleasant? I mean, even those plastic slides can discharge eventually.

[–]Blinklink7 1 point2 points ago

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE -3 points-2 points ago

Holy shit, I had a cat that looked just like that and she had gotten lost. We never found her :(

[–]gdaem[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Man, the same thing happened to me with the most interesting man in the world and the old spice guy. Sorry bro!

[–]GlobindobinButler -2 points-1 points ago

le me at bottom of slide you at top YOU MADE IT!! GREAT JOB!!! can you throw me a rope now?

[–]71nobody 0 points1 point ago

Here's an upvote to aid you on your journey.

[–]ProfessorGoogle 0 points1 point ago

Haha I almost gave up before it reached the top. Glad I stayed to watch the end!

[–]10GuyIsDrunk -2 points-1 points ago

This is how you burn your paws.

[–]Fr33ki_DooD 0 points1 point ago

And the training for the 2016 summer Olympics begins...history will be made

[–]MrApox -2 points-1 points ago

HE MADE IT!

[–]TheMrJoe129 0 points1 point ago

Run Forest Run

[–]Nezzybit 0 points1 point ago

This is the 4th time I've seen this post with the same title, congrats on being the first one to have a successful outcome

[–]halpo 1 point2 points ago

So this tells us that repeating the same action will eventually get you there.

Therefore, eventually that cat will reach the top! Guess I have to watch it longer to see that.

[–]turnleftdale -2 points-1 points ago

The road to the front page is paved with repost.

(Like this image)

(Fuck you, OP)