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[–]fetalslap87 293 points294 points ago

Being an American, in our defense, I have to say..... I just.... we..... she.....god damn it.

[–]Räikkönenfasfsfadfaa 25 points26 points ago

Here's a great story, I moved from Australia to the U.S. (North Carolina) as a 6th grader. Before I started the new school year in the states all the kids in my class had heard they were getting a new student from Australia. They thought that ALL Australians were aborigines and were expecting me to be black and not able to speak English. Turns out I was a huge disappointment for them, because I was a white English speaking Australian. I was continuously asked if I was only one of a few white Australians, as if white Australians were the minority. I never really appreciated this story when I was younger, but looking back it is hilarious.

[–]Ayrton SennaNiubai 18 points19 points ago

I've been to the US several times because of my old job at the HR departament of a big multinational corporation. I've met hundreds of americans, and this happened with some frequence:

  • Where are you from? You have a strange accent.
  • I'm brazilian.
  • Really? But you're white, how come so?

Some people would start to speak in spanish as soon as they acknowledged I was brazilian. If I said my spanish was pretty bad, they would look confused "but aren't you brazilian?"

[–]Alonsomojaka 8 points9 points ago

It's so embarrassing how little most Americans know about the world outside the US.

[–]zdroj 1 point2 points ago

this is true of any foreigners. As a Polish-American I have had some funny conversations with foreigners from around the world. For example, in Ireland I met some girls from China. Once they heard I live in America they were thrilled at how much of a badass I was. This suprised me so I asked for an explanation. They said I had to survive all the shootings that happen everywhere. Apparently they think Americans just shoot each other for no good reason. As in, on a daily bases an American participates or witnesses a gunfight.

[–]Alonsomojaka 2 points3 points ago

Well, that's understandable because the US has ridiculously high rates of violent crime. That is the image our country projects to the rest of the world.

[–]PerezYoritomo79 1 point2 points ago

We're not that violent. You're more likely to be murdered but less likely to be a victim of crime here in the good old US of A.

http://rechten.uvt.nl/icvs/images/Graph03.JPG

[–]Alonsomojaka 0 points1 point ago

Interesting.

[–]Räikkönenthatsnotwhatthatis 0 points1 point ago

ehhm this only shows reported crimes, for several reasons people in the US often don't report crime, unlike most countries in Europe. The big problem about murders is that they are harder to hide than most other crimes.

So usually when you see that the amount of murders in a country is out of proportion to other violent crimes it is an indication that people in that country have little trust in the authorities of that country, rather than an indication of the actual crimes committed.

[–]AbsolutelySmashing 2 points3 points ago

What's more surprising is that they weren't amazed at all the Irish standing around them since they survived bombs left, right and centre.

(Hoping you were in the North)

[–]zdroj 0 points1 point ago

I was comfortable being in the Republic. You do have a good point. The Irish have seen more violence than your average American

[–]raizhassan 1 point2 points ago

Also: in Brazil they speak Portuguese, not Spanish.

[–]WebberSabmac 2 points3 points ago

Yes, we know.

[–]mynoduesp 77 points78 points ago

She thought he said Austria not Australia. There ya go!

[–]MaldonadoCubejam 31 points32 points ago

It's VERY hard to mistake the Australian accent for an Austrian one though.

[–]Grosjean401vs401 42 points43 points ago

Oh yeah, the infamous austrianalian accent: "Get to ze choppa, cunt."

[–]JohnOO 1 point2 points ago

Not unless you do it on purpose!

[–]EatSleepJeep 15 points16 points ago

Put another shrimp on the barbie!

[–]0ab83a7b 6 points7 points ago

Sheila! Bruce!

[–]SchumacherAlpinestarhero 1 point2 points ago

STREWTH!

[–]HamiltonHeyFlo -1 points0 points ago

Some killer boots in Austin this weekend!

[–]nivarius 8 points9 points ago

I recently had a conversion that went like this:

Where are you from?
Austria.
Cool, me too. I live in Melbourne. You?
...

[–]Ayrton Sennawhatthefat 14 points15 points ago

As an Australian living in America, this has happened to me more than once. :)

[–]HamiltonHeyFlo 0 points1 point ago

As an English person who lived in America for many years and was constantly asked if I was French.....I have nuthin'

I do love Americans though, no offence intended.

[–]Ayrton Sennawhatthefat 3 points4 points ago

People usually guess that I'm British! It seems most Americans are almost unable to differentiate between English, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, Australian, Kiwi, and South African. And that's reflected in attempts to mimic the accents! :)

I find it funny, because most Americans have no problem identifying very different American accents, which I struggle to discern. But I guess it's just exposure. In Australia, you get a real mix of foreign accents on TV. Here, it's Americans 90% of the time. I'm not joking when I say that I have seen Australians, Scots, and Brits subtitled on TV here.

[–]HamiltonHeyFlo 1 point2 points ago

I think of all the accents you mentioned, Scots are still in my WTF are you saying range. It's just a garbled mess, can't even imagine how it sounds to an American!!

[–]zombiegodzilla 1 point2 points ago

i met a scot once in bali took me a couple minutes to figure out he was speaking english but after i tuned in i understood him no probs

[–]merlin3528 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you'll ever forget the first time you meet you a Scot, I know I never will.

[–]naturalalchemy 1 point2 points ago

That sounds like it has a story to it...

[–]Vetteleverflow 0 points1 point ago

Must have gone somewhat like this.

[–]wasted-3 7 points8 points ago

To her defence, Australian English does sound quite amazing.

[–]YJeezy 1 point2 points ago

You can always blame it on Texas.

[–]Schumachercmfrtblynmb 1 point2 points ago

I will stereotype, please forgive me.

I am pretty sure she was a middle aged (I mean older than 45) white woman. They ask the most stupid things, make the most stupid comments.

I met one, who has been to my country (Turkey). She was in Istanbul. She had a tour of Topkapi Palace, and Harem. She seriously asked me if we still have that Harem system going. And no, she was not asking about simple polygamy (which is also more or less non-existent). She was asking that Harem system as it used to be in Topkapi Palace.

[–]Alain Prostironchin17 -2 points-1 points ago

On a side note, damn you for knocking off my comment as the highest voted is this subreddit.

[–]ghasrac 122 points123 points ago

At least she didn't say "wow your American is amazing"...

[–]Bhima 67 points68 points ago

If it was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

[–]Fluffiebunnie 11 points12 points ago

Isn't australia near germany? You'd think he speaks german.

[–]mrzambaking 6 points7 points ago

no kangaroos in austria.

[–]dwo_0 8 points9 points ago

Kangaroos at Vienna Zoo :-)

[–]Grosjean401vs401 4 points5 points ago

Common mistake, those are Kängurus. A species native of the Carinthia (Kärnten) region. /s

[–]RäikköneneHawleywood -3 points-2 points ago

nice

[–]ButtonIAMBollock 62 points63 points ago

For a lot of (stupid) people Australia is the long version of Austria

[–]VettelBelsher 52 points53 points ago

As an Austrian, I cannot tell you how many times I've had to correct American's. Worst was probably when I was on semester abroad in the US at a pretty decent university (was the winter semester), and my marketing professor casually asked me about my home country. (He knew I was from Austria)

He asked me if I didn't miss being home in the summer, since I'd miss out on going to the beach and the nice weather. I was a bit unsure on how I should correct him, so I just said that it was ok, since right now there was too much snow anyway and I could always go skiing the next winter. He gave me a very confused look.

I mean our tourist shops here sell T-shirts saying "No kangaroo's in Austria". That should tell you something about how many get the two confused.

[–]Bhima 25 points26 points ago

There are kangaroos Austria! One got out from the Zoo in Wien and went walk about.

Having lived in both Austria and Australia (and having owned the Australian version of that shirt) I find this ridiculously satisfying.

[–]VettelBelsher 9 points10 points ago

Haha I must have missed that. I bet there were some very confused japanese tourists in the city that day...

[–]FridayNightHoops 10 points11 points ago

Switzerland here. Ignorant people often confuse us with Sweden. Could be worse, I think both sides can live with it.

[–]Schumachermostcool 20 points21 points ago

I always mix you up with Swaziland

[–]CranialEruption 2 points3 points ago

I've been known to do this in the mornings, before I've had my coffee and my brain hasn't fully engaged yet.

[–]edwinhere 4 points5 points ago

Americans

FTFY. Your american is still good enough for Singapore.

[–]VettelBelsher 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, I have no idea how that happened, must have been an accident while typing, thanks for pointing it out.

Your american is still good enough for Singapore.

But is my english? ;)

Kidding aside, I'm actually working towards moving to Singapore for work a bit further down the road, I love that place.

[–]edwinhere 1 point2 points ago

You are always welcome here at SG. We love productive folk!

[–]bulletbillx 4 points5 points ago

All I really know is Hitler was born in Austria. But At least I don't confuse it with Australia.

[–]VettelBelsher 18 points19 points ago

So was Mozart. Call it even? >_<

[–]bulletbillx 0 points1 point ago

Sure.

[–]Vettelc3judge 10 points11 points ago

Schwarzeneggar nullifies any bad that came out of Austria

[–]bulletbillx 1 point2 points ago

Hell yeah. I love him for getting me motivated through his life story and quotes to get off my ass, work out, and try to better myself.

[–]Webberznegly 0 points1 point ago

I believe the term is 'ELIMINATES'.

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad this doesn't only happen to us Australians. :P

But you guys can at least feel lucky that Austria is always one above Australia in country lists. Couldn't tell you how many times I've mistakenly gone with Austria in my haste...

[–]Buttonzrodion 3 points4 points ago

So what do they call the country with all the dingos?

[–]ButtonIAMBollock 16 points17 points ago

'The place where they filmed Lord of The Rings'

[–]vorin 14 points15 points ago

"Is that next to New Zealand?"

Also we call it the "pussies' RISK stronghold."

[–]PerezLouWaters 0 points1 point ago

Austria

[–]desert_cruiser 1 point2 points ago

Terra Australis

[–]Pake1000 0 points1 point ago

For a lot of other people, some accents are very thick and unless you know the accent, it's very easy to hear Austria when someone says Australia. Especially coming from someone like Webber who doesn't enunciate his words all the time.

Edit: Looks like I upset some people by not joining the circle jerk. Still worth it.

[–]ayedfy 11 points12 points ago

An Australian family member of mine once received the same compliment. She responded with "yeah, we had to learn it at school".

[–]David CoulthardStalllionn 26 points27 points ago

One of the best drivers to follow on twitter. Mark doesn't mince words and says what he feels, got to respect that

[–]Gilles Villeneuvejonnyjm 12 points13 points ago

I had quite a lot of respect for him when he spoke about Bahrain and remained one of the only (or even the only) drivers to do so.

[–]rquinn100 0 points1 point ago

What did he say about Bahrain?

[–]Gilles Villeneuvejonnyjm 8 points9 points ago

I can't find the exact quote but he essentially said we shouldn't be going and how it shouldn't be about driver safety and more morals and the people of Bahrain.

Edit: Not the article I remember reading but similar: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/apr/12/mark-webber-bahrain-grand-prix-china

[–]silentkiller082 92 points93 points ago

They are in Texas, and the south isn't known for their education system

[–]Räikkönengsrt 26 points27 points ago

Stop downvoting him, what he says is true. The south is known for many things, but their education system is not one of them.

Edit: as I typed that, his comment was at -1.

[–]Ayrton SennaPorco_Rosso 41 points42 points ago

It's worse than that. The Texas school board drags down education standards for the entire fucking country because the textbook industry is forced to cater to their idiotic ideas.

[–]Räikkönengsrt 18 points19 points ago

Okay, so maybe they are known for their education system, but in a negative context..? Well that's depressing.

[–]Ayrton SennaPorco_Rosso 14 points15 points ago

Incredibly depressing.

[–]Ayrton SennaW00ster -2 points-1 points ago

They are in Texas, and the south isn't known for their education system

You say this as if it is something unique to the south - it isn't, it is a US problem not a South problem!

[–]fermented-fetus -2 points-1 points ago

Any statistic on the matter points to a wide education gap in this country between southern and northern states.

[–]VettelStayGold1850 6 points7 points ago

NOOO!! We can't afford to look stupid this week!

[–]WebberIfailedEnglish 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't seem to faze you every other week.

/jokes, but not.

[–]Räikkönenlocke-in-a-box 23 points24 points ago

Being that it was a VIP dinner and in Texas, I assume that it was some blowhard conservative's air-head trophy wife that said it.

[–]JimmerUK 3 points4 points ago

It was at the Governor's residence, hosted by Rick Perry. I think you can probably guess the quality of the guests.

[–]atxranchhand 4 points5 points ago

And probably not even a Texan.

[–]siamthailand 5 points6 points ago

Time for a story!

So I was in Cincinnati hanging out with a friend who was doing his MBA (International MBA). For 6 weeks they send you to some random country in Asia or Europe for the int'l bit. So this chick, who was in the class, asks if they speak English in England. Of course, everybody thought it was a joke, but she asked again. Anyway, she got the answer and then she goes ahead and writes it in her notebook. The next question was whether they speak Belgian in Belgium. But for that she can be excused. Although I was surprised she know Belgian was the adjective for Belgium and that Belgium is in Europe (might've read in the manual though).

[–]csh8428 75 points76 points ago

Well they are in Texas.

[–]Apokilipse 39 points40 points ago

But Austin is supposed to be our island of hope in the stormy sea of cattle that is Texas.

[–]HamiltonBeanBone 24 points25 points ago

Don't forget Houston. We have the first openly gay mayor of a major US city.

[–]WebberSabmac 2 points3 points ago

The Australian state I live in had an openly gay premier 45 years ago. Sometimes America staggers me...

[–]JimmerUK 1 point2 points ago

I think it was a dinner put on at the Governor's residence by Rick Perry, so she was probably one of them rootin' tootin' bible bashin' them thar republicans.

[–]this_sort_of_thing -1 points0 points ago

Was. Was supposed to be your hope.

[–]RäikkönenLucifersamtaco 12 points13 points ago

Hey now, what other jobs are the incredibly stupid women supposed to get other than trophy wife?

[–]di RestaTronTheBarbarian -4 points-3 points ago

and the best part of being and American is being able to be completely ignorant of other countries and cultures.

[–]Malism 14 points15 points ago

Probably the arm candy of some rich guy. You can still survive on your looks these days, even in a Austin.

[–]DaisyDoodles 5 points6 points ago

I've been complemented on my English by an American before, twice.

I'm Scottish.

[–]user_naem 4 points5 points ago

Happened to me too. The conversation went "your English is very good, where are you from?" "Britain"

[–]Vettelc3judge 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, Scots speak a whole different English than the rest of the world. My grandfather has lived in Canada since the 50s and some people still have trouble understanding his accent

[–]DaisyDoodles 3 points4 points ago

It was written English, through email. I don't even have a very think accent, and I only use a few words that are specific to Scots.

[–]Vettelc3judge 2 points3 points ago

hahaha If its in an email that person is just dumb.

[–]SchumacherIvyGold -1 points0 points ago

I'm American and studied in London for a year.

I once met a Scots woman and although I could tell she was speaking English, I couldn't understand a word she was saying.

She sounded like that airport guy who kicked the terrorist in the nuts.

[–]nintendolad 12 points13 points ago

I hope the governor of Texas, Rick Perry, interviews the drivers. Because he'll probably say, "We have Sebastian Vettel in first, Lewis Hamilton in second and the third....the third guy....I forget....oops"

[–]akjns 2 points3 points ago

I was worried people would forget about this. That was hilarious to watch. Edit: Link

[–]RäikkönenRandrage 11 points12 points ago

Facepalm

[–]Ayrton SennaKongbuck 11 points12 points ago

Can I say that not all of us are this ignorant? Personally, I am still mad at how Americans were portrayed by Scott Speed in the F1 media. We don't use the word "awesome" every sentence.

[–]Buttonzrodion 28 points29 points ago

Can I say that not all of us are this ignorant?

Not all russians drink vodka. You don't need a 100% of population to form a generalization.

[–]Buttonchilari 7 points8 points ago

Indeed.

For the record, while I am British, I don't drink tea, I don't know the Queen, I don't speak posh or Cockney and I can't remember the last time I saw a working red telephone box.

[–]FridayNightHoops 5 points6 points ago

Well, they're not supposed to work, just to look good and stand there.

[–]Kobayashirtschutter 1 point2 points ago

Speak for yourself!

[–]Räikkönenconspiracypenguin 1 point2 points ago

Some of us doawesome!

[–]Schumacheroskgun 3 points4 points ago

Well, she's not wrong. His english is really good ;)

[–]steamzombie1838 3 points4 points ago

I can top that, I moved to Kentucky from England and a guy asked "where are you from?" I said "The UK" he said "you speak pretty good English" I said "I am English" this got a look of complete puzzlement, I tried to explain that England was part of the UK in the British Isles but he looked like he was going to have a brain aneurysm so I gave up. I live in the north east of the US now, the geography is a lot better up here!

[–]eXePyrowolf 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, they just don't get that. Sadly, not everyone here does either :/

[–]bwilliams18 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to America!

[–]RäikkönenSgtStiglitz 11 points12 points ago

Wow. Merrica'

[–]Räikkönenfekalnik 14 points15 points ago

'Murrica

[–]SchumacherAlpinestarhero 4 points5 points ago

/r/MURICA

[–]RäikkönenSgtStiglitz 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj3SIXtLaAY

[–]Vettelnyarfnyarf 3 points4 points ago

Isnt that a Canadian show?

[–]RäikkönenSgtStiglitz -2 points-1 points ago

Indeed. I figured it fit with the theme of getting corrected on grammar/spelling.

[–]Basssy 8 points9 points ago

Hahaha

Nice one. Killing time waiting for the race.

=)

[–]RäikkönenLincolnshireSausage 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOFjCWEB52M

[–]crowjr 3 points4 points ago

TIL Lloyd Christmas is an F1 fan.

[–]mikespry 3 points4 points ago

Quite embarrassed for her. she sure doesn't help the American stereotypes.

[–]chrislehr 1 point2 points ago

relevant

http://i.imgur.com/DVGY4.png

[–]HulkenbergDeathspawner 3 points4 points ago

The sad thing is, this doesn't really surprise me. I live in America's hat (Canada), and I barely come across anyone who knows anything significant about the country. There are still people who believe all it does is snow here. I mean, seriously...

[–]spacemonk42 2 points3 points ago

A friend of mine was studying in the US and he was asked if we could see the Moon from Argentina. He told her we can't.

[–]jcav8r 2 points3 points ago

How embarrassing

[–]Gilles VilleneuveJam71 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha - as a New Zealander, I have had the exact same thing happen to me three times in the States.

So, there was no way the Austria/Australia potential confusion could be a factor....

I never took offence though, there is ignorance everywhere in the world, and I love the manners & courtesy that we experience everytime we got to the USA.

[–]ecoma 2 points3 points ago

Texan here, I just have to say one thing. This woman being at a VIP dinner probably was just some rich American woman and not a Texan (Most people at these races are just rich folks). This isn't a problem with just Texans, sadly we've a lot of idiots in our country and in all states.. Most of the people at these races are very rich, a guy from Dubai bought out one of the most expensive hotels in Austin and a few rich folks tried to purchase the downtown hotels.

[–]jtisch 0 points1 point ago

And was tipping in rolexes!

[–]chrislehr 0 points1 point ago

As an austinite, this was the most embarrassing thing about this event.

[–]Perezconferenceroom 3 points4 points ago

Everyone here assuming that it was a Texan is just as stupid and lazy as the lady in that tweet.

[–]atxranchhand 2 points3 points ago

Thank you. Something like 300k people are here for the races, the majority are not texans... Or even Americans (I would guess)

[–]wasted-3 0 points1 point ago

Every Texan thinks that everyone in the reddit thinks that every Texan is as stupid as the lady in the tweet.

[–]ecoma 0 points1 point ago

You accidentally the grammar.

[–]Räikkönencardinals5 0 points1 point ago

Damn it Texas

[–]MassaSaltyChimp 1 point2 points ago

Don't care who said it, Texan or not. This is genuine funny.

[–]MaldonadoNotyourfaja 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, wow.

[–]scales484 0 points1 point ago

I swear were not all that stupid

[–]Kobayashisennais1 1 point2 points ago

It's an Aussie joke, I have heard it many times before - it's a play on Australia/Austria confusion.

Mark is awesome but if it happened than it's a rarer occasion than one where the joke is shared.

[–]asshatnowhere -1 points0 points ago

maybe she meant that his english was amazing as in the way he speaks it as in accent? or at least I hope thats what she meant

[–]Hamiltondavie18 0 points1 point ago

I wish there was a video of his reaction lol.

[–]David Coulthardjustmiles 1 point2 points ago

Why did we have to put the track in Texas of all places?

[–]karmageddon_RN 1 point2 points ago

Keep it intelligent, 'Merica.

[–]Shamansage 0 points1 point ago

I'm so sorry Mark Webber, not everyone is that stupid

[–]SchumacherIvyGold 0 points1 point ago

In her defense, she probably misheard him as saying "Austrian."

[–]paraspam -1 points0 points ago

Why post an image instead of a link to the tweet?

[–]Backinthe70s 0 points1 point ago

This story was retold on the Speed Channel at 1:54 into the broadcast.

[–]jtisch 0 points1 point ago

Subtle, I Think she was making a colonial joke? .....eh I doubt it.

[–]Fenrir_VIII 1 point2 points ago

Typical american doesn't even know about other countries.

[–]Räikkönenbwalshy 0 points1 point ago

Watching the race I had a similar "stupid American moment" when I saw Gordon Ramsey in the VIP section. I'm perfectly aware of who he is and his shows, but I said " Oh look, it's Simon Cowell!"

[–]mattyl7 1 point2 points ago

This pains me

[–]nobodybelievesyou 0 points1 point ago

thingsthatdidnthappen.txt

[–]Buttonchupacabra79 0 points1 point ago

When living in the UK people always asked where I was from and when I said I am from California a lot thought I was Canadian and a movie star! So it happens everywhere!

[–]darknexus 0 points1 point ago

Very Ignorant People.

[–]Räikkönenlnsecurities 0 points1 point ago

The Texan education system shown in one tweet ladies and gentlemen.

[–]NarwhalAMA 1 point2 points ago

'Merica

[–]BeffyLove 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps she meant it like "The way you speak English is amazing," meaning his accent?

Probably just being an idiot though.

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