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iPod problems (imgur.com)

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[–]AbusiveProstate 48 points49 points ago

Two days ago. Two fucking days ago.

[–]AlxHand 3 points4 points ago

Thank you!

[–]mooseroids 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I mean for real guy? Too soon.

[–]Kingmoose789 11 points12 points ago

Damn, the mall cops don't mess around.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 13 points14 points ago

I can't tell you how many times I've been dragged out of a mall just for rubbing my nipple.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 3 points4 points ago

No touching your own body through your own clothes!!

[–]Andewz111 5 points6 points ago

Well, duh, in our society any man making an unwanted gesture or come on to a woman is a pervert and should be castrated.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 1 point2 points ago

You think Paul Blart drives around on that Segway for nothing?!

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 61 points62 points ago

Two things:

  1. That girl wasn't cute

  2. You don't turn down iPods like that

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 53 points54 points ago

I, too, am unattracted to cartoons

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 15 points16 points ago

That's it, we've met on here too many times! I'm friending you on reddit!

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 16 points17 points ago

I didn't even realize it was you! PREPARE TO BE FRIENDED!

[–]Skilol 25 points26 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/oKz5U.jpeg

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 4 points5 points ago

Now I see a big red Musty Ballsack!

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 8 points9 points ago

You too? You should try some of this

[–]Fishermichaels 1 point2 points ago

Are you NotAMethAddict?

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 2 points3 points ago

No, meth is my favorite drug.

[–]Fishermichaels 0 points1 point ago

That's just what I'd expect /u/NotAMethAddict to say.

[–]Joel_gh719 7 points8 points ago

The older models of iPods had that circle touch pad that you used to control the volume. So yeah, you used to turn iPods down like that.

[–]valkyrio 5 points6 points ago

You wouldn't pinch it. Sure, it would look like you were rubbing your chest, but it still wouldn't look like you were tweaking your nipples.

[–]Joel_gh719 7 points8 points ago

True, but I think that panel was drawn as what he thought the cute girl must have seen; some creeper tweaking his nipple.

[–]5h4d0w 3 points4 points ago

It was a touch sensitive wheel, probably wouldn't work through a shirt either.

[–]myballsgotmilk 0 points1 point ago

It worked through the leather case I had over mine, there was a plastic part over the wheel.

[–]jellybacon 2 points3 points ago

Ipod classic

[–]LaserBearShark -1 points0 points ago

Whilst listening to music i leave my ipod in my pocket and i am afraid to adjust the volume because when i do it looks like im playing with my balls. So i can understand that feel, im not sure why they wouldnt use this situation instead of the nipple rubbing that doesnt actually happen

[–]ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE 1 point2 points ago

You must be fun at parties

[–]beeper917 -1 points0 points ago

Wow and I got downvoted to hell when saying the girl wasn't cute when this was posted 2 days ago.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 5 points6 points ago

I think this is an FML that has been illustrated. OP, do you have the source?

[–]creepyduckobsession 2 points3 points ago

the FML site itself has an archive of illustrated FMLs

[–]AbrahamLeanin 9 points10 points ago

what ipod has a volume knob like that?

[–]zhylo 2 points3 points ago

The one with the "clicky-clacky wheel"?

[–]AbrahamLeanin 1 point2 points ago

but it didnt stick out like a nipple in the picture.

[–]zhylo 2 points3 points ago

I imagine you could pinch to get grip on the wheel, like friction-grip, and then twist/turn.

Just like when you are desperate enough to use your fingers to unscrew screws.

[–]AbrahamLeanin 0 points1 point ago

No. The answer is no. Not probable. Game over. Thats all folks. Go home. Goodnight.

[–]gerbs 5 points6 points ago

Don't look now, but your age is showing.

[–]AbrahamLeanin 7 points8 points ago

im 22.

[–]Will-Work-For-Tears 0 points1 point ago

Grandpa!

[–]87Frosty87 17 points18 points ago

Why was the guy checking out a lesbian?

[–]Forever_Awkward 0 points1 point ago

Because he's actually a horse.

[–]betterpc 2 points3 points ago

Source: http://benjaminforsell.deviantart.com

[–]grimfate 1 point2 points ago

repost and you didnt even wait 2 days

[–]xDyay 1 point2 points ago

repost problems

[–]celiabobelia 0 points1 point ago

Take the headphones out you jaghole

[–]Pissedoffpubichair 0 points1 point ago

Oh gosh that face... LOL

[–]The_Uncreative 0 points1 point ago

I remember reading the FML that this story was based on a couple of years ago

[–]Pervertedfish -1 points0 points ago

In case nobody knows, this comic was plagarized inspired by a post on FML. I believe I read it in 2010. I'll update if I find it. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090713004758AApAoHj One of the answers that was not chosen (the one with multiple entries) posted this 3 years ago, so it was older than I thought. Case and point, I hope that the comic author isn't trying to take credit for someone else's work/experience.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell you how many times I have approached guys in the mall who were touching their nipple.

[–]HitlerSexy69 0 points1 point ago

That chick wants the V.

[–]JTown91 0 points1 point ago

Okay 1 is it even possible to turn down your ipod through fabric? 2 who are the mysterious nipple police that appear in slide 7?

[–]dkmc1721 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
iPod problems 0coms -2pts 12hrs funny
Music, this is your fault! 0coms 7pts 4dys funny
Today I was at the mall blasting music... 33coms 1045pts 5dys funny
Today I was at the mall blasting music... 0coms 3pts 5dys funny
Today I was at the mall blasting music... 84coms 1646pts 6dys comics
At the mall 0coms 0pts 3dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Tmdeath 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this is a repost so here have a slap on the wrist, naughty! No reposts!

[–]GermanBeanSprouts 0 points1 point ago

Why hasnt anyone asked why he was just sitting in a mall listening to music? Go home hippie.

[–]Tightbuffalo69 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was going to be a dyke joke

[–]lovethekak 0 points1 point ago

His face

[–]70000 2 points3 points ago

Moral of the story? Don't use apple products

[–]Dirk_Mcgurk 0 points1 point ago

Lesbians love dudes with iPods

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

ipod land: where the chicks look like dudes and the dudes look like meth addicts.

[–]Villainsoft 0 points1 point ago

I think that girl thought you were a girl.

[–]Ginger-Nerd -5 points-4 points ago

What sort of weirdo carries things other than pens in their top pocket?

[–]Axoren 5 points6 points ago

People with monogrammed kerchiefs, little pixie fairy things, or chest pocket of holding (d20).

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