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all 67 comments

[–]Julege1989 39 points40 points ago

It reminds me of the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

[–]elenoir 12 points13 points ago

Lumiere!

[–]Julege1989 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad you mentioned guys name, out wouldn't pop up in my head.

[–]PuntzJones 2 points3 points ago

I got more of a 'magic carpet from Aladin' feel. But I think that you are right.

[–]Msj2705 60 points61 points ago

[–]valiyum 3 points4 points ago

So much sass for such a little lamp!

[–]lLoveLamp 2 points3 points ago

Never enough

[–]ajmal1811 2 points3 points ago

Hilarious

[–]Andewz111 98 points99 points ago

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong lamp ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝

[–]vidyagames 9 points10 points ago

strong beautiful lamp who don't need no bulb

[–]lLoveLamp 1 point2 points ago

Hey sexy

[–]dannimann -5 points-4 points ago

who don't need no electrical socket

FTFY

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 34 points35 points ago

[–]Kensingt0n 8 points9 points ago

Someone needs to shop a stern face onto that lamp.

[–]Farisr9k 9 points10 points ago

Just had the sudden urge to watch Beauty and the Beast but I'm just gonna keep browsing reddit instead.

[–]Camplify 6 points7 points ago

Ima take it a step further and actually watch Beauty and the Beast.

[–]immatellyouwhat 2 points3 points ago

Or keep it on in the background while you browse reddit. See you soon.

[–]robotox 14 points15 points ago

I love lamp.

[–]llort_revocrednu 4 points5 points ago

Stop looking at me LAMP!

[–]LampSwitch 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]lLoveLamp 2 points3 points ago

Yes?

[–]rijulnanda 5 points6 points ago

"Gurl did you hear about Table? Ohhhh gurl, he be cheatin' on Desk with Chair." "Ohhhhhh daayyyuuuummm."

[–]DatBanana1 4 points5 points ago

What time did i tell you to get home!!

[–]backofchair1 3 points4 points ago

Fabulous!

[–]swerfal 3 points4 points ago

I read that like a pirate asking you not to judge his lamp.

[–]flashbom27 0 points1 point ago

This should be a meme

[–]iHuglittlegirls 1 point2 points ago

Ok lamp, your shade is definitely not too big today.

[–]Mr_Monster 1 point2 points ago

If anything in the universe deserves googly eyes, this is it.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Some of the things that lamp has probably witnessed would make any piece of furniture blush.

[–]flydog2 1 point2 points ago

Please put a face on the shade. Not in Photoshop. In real life.

[–]Janet_Coquette 1 point2 points ago

I think your headline needs a comma for it to mean what you think it does.

[–]moxxa 0 points1 point ago

I can hear this lamp, in the voice of Julia Child, saying to me "Young man, your father and I are very disappointed!"

[–]joshuammeyer 0 points1 point ago

Read the title in a pirate accent. You feel kinda bad for the lamp.

[–]cbrvis 1 point2 points ago

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

[–]nothinglastsforever 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for making me exhale more than usual.

[–]diligo_addo_nex 0 points1 point ago

It looks like of like a moustache.

[–]NPhoenix54 0 points1 point ago

Ohm you!

[–]suprman511 0 points1 point ago

You need to draw a smirk on it.

[–]Action_James -1 points0 points ago

I definitely read this in a scottish guys accent (as in don't judge my lamp).

[–]Fishare 1 point2 points ago

a·kim·bo (-kmb)

adj. 1. Placed in such a way as to have the hands on the hips and the elbows bowed outward

[–]Millers_Tale 1 point2 points ago

Bitch wings: activated.

[–]Cynical_Lamp 0 points1 point ago

I will do what i want!

[–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

You do NOT tell the lamp how to raise its children.

[–]Cereal_Box 0 points1 point ago

Are you the same sparkle fart that I play day z with?

[–]Sparkle_Fart[S] 0 points1 point ago

probably not, but if you play tf2, i may be the same sparkle fart.

[–]SuspiciousLamp 0 points1 point ago

Don't you tell me what to do!

[–]BeamServer 0 points1 point ago

/r/Pareidolia needs this.

[–]OohWeeStewie 0 points1 point ago

Go home OP, you're high.

[–]strineGreen 0 points1 point ago

It has seen some shit

[–]betterpc 0 points1 point ago

[–]MuhBuh1 0 points1 point ago

'You're back late, who is she?' crop overly attached girlfriend's face onto lamp

[–]sleepypete69 0 points1 point ago

Sparkle Fart. I chortled.

[–]terranitdown 0 points1 point ago

When you say it out loud you'll sound like and Irishman telling us not to judge his lamp

[–]vintibes 1 point2 points ago

Sassy lamp is sassy.

[–]Teotwawki69 -2 points-1 points ago

I believe the proper caption for this was "Oh, you..."

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

LOL. WUT?

[–]yarnayr 0 points1 point ago

I like it.

[–]SnorgesLuisBorges 0 points1 point ago

Care to illuminate me on where you've been all night?

[–]X_GAMBIT_M 0 points1 point ago

Guuurl, don't tell me you're going out with that shade on!