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Jedi vs Christians (x-post from /r/funny) (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 day ago by davidempoleon10
[–]that_random_eskimo 179 points180 points181 points 23 hours ago
Someone should dress as a sith and preach on the power of the darkside.
[–]theonefree-man 113 points114 points115 points 18 hours ago
Only siths accept everyone, regardless of race or affiliation!
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 18 hours ago
Ya ... but there can be only two ... so ... not sure if that works as a popular movement.
[–]Vientam 31 points32 points33 points 18 hours ago
While this would be true in the Complete Saga, the expanded universe has had more than two Siths at a time.
It was what eventually drove them to extinction, sure, but there have been more than two.
[–]Blizzaldo 26 points27 points28 points 17 hours ago
Siths are like Pandas. They're just gonna go extinct if you leave them alone.
[–]JackalKing 17 points18 points19 points 17 hours ago
This is partially why the rule of two was created by Darth Bane. Constant in-fighting kept the sith weak and unable to deal with any real threats.
[–]Vientam 20 points21 points22 points 17 hours ago
Mhm... Darth Batman...
[–]JackalKing 68 points69 points70 points 17 hours ago
This guy?
[–]ToastyRaichu 7 points8 points9 points 15 hours ago
dude, that costume is sick!
[–]grenadesonfire 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
Also the rule of two allowed for the sith to be culled. Only the Strongest survived.
[–]Magna_Sharta 10 points11 points12 points 17 hours ago
Until the prophet Darth Bane showed us the truth of the holy scripture of the Dark side.
[–]Vientam -4 points-3 points-2 points 16 hours ago
... Until whoever wrote that novel did.
[–]skd89 10 points11 points12 points 16 hours ago
The prophet Darth Bane did.
[–]SerpinskiQuadrangle 5 points6 points7 points 16 hours ago
You can't disprove that
[–]briangiles 5 points6 points7 points 15 hours ago
There were thousands but Bane learned thought that their ways were hypocritical of the true Sith teachings, he played along with them and was about to teach them about the though bomb and showed the leader of the Sith and it destroyed all of the Sith buy Bane, he became the last sith and took on a young girl as his apprentice and created the Rule of Two.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.
[–]home_star_tokerr 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago
I didn't understand a word of this.
[–]briangiles 2 points3 points4 points 13 hours ago*
Darth Bane. The first dark lord to create the Rule of two. He fought in the sith wars and was chosen to join the ranks of the sith. He killed all of the sith via a powerful sith spell known as the thought* bomb. He then took a young jedi as his apprentice and they hid across the universe plotting for the day the sith would rise up and destroy the Jedi. This takes thousands of years until Darth Sidious (see Episode three) completes Darth Banes work. After Disney makes 7, 8, 9 I think making the Bane Series would be awesome.
Edit a word.
[–]ProfThadBach 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
Though bomb?
[–]briangiles 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
Fixed it you grammar nazis, sorry was sent from my phone.
:p
[–]SanityInAnarchy 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
And by "expanded universe", we're also including things like KOTOR and Jedi Outcast.
[–]Belexar 4 points5 points6 points 16 hours ago
It's not by choice. Well, sometimes it is, but Sith had large numbers at the pinnnacle of their power, and not all of them were force users. The Dark Side needs minions too.
[–]amanoftomorrow 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Eerr what? the old republic? those sith motherfuckers were everywhere.
[–]Rugbypup 7 points8 points9 points 17 hours ago
Only a Sith deals in absolutes!
[–]Riffy 8 points9 points10 points 16 hours ago
The contradictory thing about that statement, is that it is an absolute... Hilariously funny.
[–]LazLoe 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
I wonder if that was the point.
The Jedi seem to have become blinded in their rightousness. It also shows in the prophecy that the 'chosen one' would bring balance to the Force.
Well, he sure did. Just not how the overconfident and rightous Jedi had in mind and I believe Yoda realized this when he stated it may have been misinterpreted.
[–]microsoftcoreporn 3 points4 points5 points 17 hours ago
Hmmm...pretty sure that Jedi are all for racial diversity. And, if you believed something (for instance, the dark side) to be detrimental in the long term to not only him who believed it but also to the universe, wouldn't you prefer people not to accept that as a way of life? Just saying. The idea that someone from the Dark Side could be accepted and turned is not completely without precedent - see Return of the Jedi.
Unless I was missing something, I thought that Jedi were always presented as defenders of individual liberty.
If you're talking about having or not having midichlorians, that's kind of a different question. Jedi partnered with all sorts of non-Jedi. But, you simply can't be a Jedi without some physiological predisposition, right? It's probably not a perfect analogy.
[–]cobra_2109 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago
If you want to get technical...
[–]OP_DELIVERS 19 points20 points21 points 18 hours ago
"Sure, the Jedi can become projections when they die...but the Sith get to fry folks with lightning RIGHT NOW!"
[–]empire_strikes_back 5 points6 points7 points 15 hours ago
Go lightside right before you die, get force lightning now and astral projection later. Just don't get your head chopped off with a lightsaber.
[–]JakeThePlummer 2 points3 points4 points 11 hours ago
Did you murder millions of people, including attempted murder of your wife and mother of your children? Eh, that's fine. Just save your son's life (a natural instinct) which cancels all that out and you can still go to Jedi heaven.
[–]Windows_97 7 points8 points9 points 15 hours ago
Reason #1: red light sabers
Reason #2: lightning fingers
Reason #3: coolest looking spaceships
Reason #4: red light sabers
[–]beerob81 4 points5 points6 points 15 hours ago
You had me at red light saber
[–]FrankManic 7 points8 points9 points 17 hours ago
The College Republicans already have a table across the quad.
[–]bitbee 2 points3 points4 points 18 hours ago
And then a saber fight ensues.
[–]Vinoda 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
We will be in eternal conflict then....
[–]Griz_zy 111 points112 points113 points 20 hours ago
I would become a jedi way before I would become a christian.
[–]marrow-of-life 40 points41 points42 points 19 hours ago
I think a Christian would say same thing if pressed.
[–]SublimeSloth 31 points32 points33 points 16 hours ago
I am a Christian and would totally much rather be a Jedi.
[–]misterfanwank 18 points19 points20 points 15 hours ago
The Jedi afterlife has done more to be verified than the Christian afterlife.
[–]thatkindofhighguy 11 points12 points13 points 15 hours ago
Who gives a shit, the man said lightsabers!
[–]marrow-of-life 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Lets be honest... how many men would trade their dick for a lightsaber? Serious question.
[–]dkkc19 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
The majority of the die hard Star Wars fan don't have no use for their dicks, so it's no brainer.
[–]GuolinM 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
It's a lot harder to masturbate with a lightsaber.
[–]Attifire 1 point2 points3 points 4 hours ago
I think you mean it's a lot harder to masturbate a lightsaber.
[–]Corrinth 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
Also without a penis.
Unless you get a complimentary vagina when you trade in your dick for that lightsaber, in which case you might find another use for that lightsaber.
[–]GuolinM 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
That's gotta hurt though.
[–]Timmytanks40 3 points4 points5 points 13 hours ago
Two books written in a cave a few thousand years ago or... 6 movies, 1 holiday special, and a tv series on blue-ray?! No contest!
[–]lackingsaint 12 points13 points14 points 18 hours ago
I imagine that's the case for most people on this subreddit.
[–]mysockinabox 7 points8 points9 points 17 hours ago
http://www.templeofthejediorder.org/
[–]LibraryNerdOne 4 points5 points6 points 17 hours ago
May the Force be with you.
[–]Lionflower13 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago
And also with your spirit ...
technically thats you... so...
[–]VoirDireKitten 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours ago
there should be a subreddit for that.
[–]Itbelongsinamuseum 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours ago
/r/JediTemple
[–]kylco 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
That was quick.
[–]SerpinskiQuadrangle 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
I would become a Jedi way before I would become anything else in the world ... if I could
[–]koavf -1 points0 points1 point 15 hours ago
Why?
[–]Griz_zy 4 points5 points6 points 13 hours ago
If we are going to make shit up, we might aswell make them awesome.
[–]koavf 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Universalism
[–]DonkeyDongRacing 2 points3 points4 points 18 hours ago
How's your midichlorian count?
We have to preserve the bloodline, we have to keep our superior jedi blood pure!
[–]ciil 24 points25 points26 points 19 hours ago
"Come forth, younglings, for I will tell you about the great power of the force. The force is what gives a Jedi his power. The force is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together."
See no difference yet ...
"Also, you get lightsabers!"
I'm so in.
[–]DayZippo 2 points3 points4 points 15 hours ago
No no, the force is a microbe.
[–]ciil 2 points3 points4 points 15 hours ago
*The means for living beings to communicate with the energy field is a microscopic lifeform.
[–]Ubernook 17 points18 points19 points 19 hours ago
Jontron?
[–]snivescalibur98 4 points5 points6 points 18 hours ago
So I'm not the only one who thought that!
[–]Anthonyup 2 points3 points4 points 17 hours ago
pauseballs?
[–]HexedCodes 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago
Going up stairs?
[–]InLoveWithKueppers 31 points32 points33 points 20 hours ago
Anybody got video footage of this guy ? I'd love to see how the christians reacted.
[–]nickyide 8 points9 points10 points 15 hours ago
Found this after a quick search on youtube.
[–]FusedBlackBlade 6 points7 points8 points 14 hours ago
Wow, it's been awhile since that got me.
[–]r1b4z01d 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
twice this month for me :\
[–]classicman -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
You sir, are awesome.
[–]seraglio -9 points-8 points-7 points 17 hours ago
I'd love to see how the christians rejected
FTFY
[–]theescapeartistco 12 points13 points14 points 17 hours ago
As a dude that lives in orlando (ucf) area, I hope to see this guy downtown doing it to the group with the megaphone.
[–]IS_JOKE_COMRADE 15 points16 points17 points 18 hours ago
I live in georgia. When I filled out my application to become a Navy Officer, I asked to put "Jedi" in the religion section. Nonetheless, the person helping me was not very impressed with my great sense of humor.
The reason is, I can actually do this, and they would print it on my dog tag, if I am accepted
[–]klakuv 5 points6 points7 points 17 hours ago
Just imagine how confused your children would be if they found those.
[–]Ixidane 28 points29 points30 points 16 hours ago
Just tell them it was from when you fought in the clone wars.
[–]Lionflower13 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago
Things have changed. It took me a month to get them to put Wicca on my dog tags, and I wasn't joking.
[–]hoss1138 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
After Army basic training I went to a surplus store off post and had my own made, with Jedi in the religion field. Looked way cooler than "No-Rel-Pref" which is the best I could get from Ft. Knox.
[–]noleknight16 44 points45 points46 points 1 day ago
UCF!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH I MISS THAT PLACE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
[–]morskie29 24 points25 points26 points 19 hours ago
Same here, go (Jedi) Knights!
[–]mikesicle 18 points19 points20 points 17 hours ago
Petition now being organized to change university mascot to Jedi Knight.
[–]Foresight42 15 points16 points17 points 17 hours ago
With Disney now owning the rights, and some of the connections UCF has to Disney, perhaps something could be arranged. As an alum, I would buy ALL the overpriced school related products. License plate, key chains, shirts, ties, hats, EVERYTHING!!!!!
[–]mikesicle 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
I would tattoo myself across the back with the new mascot.
[–]dndplosion913 7 points8 points9 points 16 hours ago
Noleknight? Are you some kind of Tallahassee traitor? HUH?
[–]noleknight16 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago*
UCF for undergrad
FSU for law school.
Wish UCF had a law school :/ but I do like FSU football a lot so thats a plus
[–]hausofshaney 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
Does anyone know where this happens on campus? I'd totally go to see him.
[–]crabbiekins 8 points9 points10 points 19 hours ago
If there's anything I hate it's a pushy Jedi.
[–]kittyrobot 8 points9 points10 points 17 hours ago
UCF REPRESENT!
[–]mikesicle 7 points8 points9 points 17 hours ago
Gotta love Florida! Go KNIGHTS!
[–]Bacon_is_not_france 4 points5 points6 points 16 hours ago*
Sweet baby Jesus, I know him!
[–]marma182 5 points6 points7 points 15 hours ago
To be honest, I've definitely learned most of what I know about morality and ethics from fictional stories like Star Wars and Harry Potter.
The big difference I think, between myself and most christians, is that I understand these stories are in fact fictional.
[–]misrepresentedentity 2 points3 points4 points 15 hours ago
And have probably seen the plot develop much the same way. http://www.manolith.com/2009/12/04/the-bible-vs-star-wars/
[–]AtheistBot 9 points10 points11 points 16 hours ago
Fun fact: the "light side" of the force is never once mentioned in the movies.
It is solely a creation of the expanded universe. Likely because of a simple assumption that the dark side must have a diametric opposite. The force of the movies was not a spectrum with dark and light, it was just a mass of "The Force" with a tumor growing off it known as the dark side.
[–]begui 15 points16 points17 points 19 hours ago
i love ucf
[–]monopixel 3 points4 points5 points 20 hours ago
Is that a kilt?
[–]Amosral 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago
Neckbeard Jesus.
[–]Arcaness 3 points4 points5 points 16 hours ago
Jedi is a religion in Australia with over 70,000 people.
[–]nod23 3 points4 points5 points 16 hours ago
Only 70,000? The UK had 390,000 back in 2001 ;)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/2757067.stm
It makes me happy to remember that this is A Thing.
[–]nod23 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
Hehe, well then this page should be interesting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
[–]kylco 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
I know! That's when I first heard about it. I mean, I understand why people are sometimes upset about it (including atheists who are upset), but I think it's also a great testament to the power of science fiction/fantasy in society, which is a pet issue of mine.
[–]nod23 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
Hehe, it's all part of our culture whether it's classified/labeled as "sci-fi" or not :)
[–]Arcaness 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
There's really a religion called Jedi. :3 It's not that kind though.
[–]fiskebollen 3 points4 points5 points 21 hours ago
Is he wearing a kilt?
[–]Right_brain_skeptic 2 points3 points4 points 18 hours ago
He needs to work on his outfit.
[–]Dirtydirtdirt 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago
My little brother goes to UCF. That aint him though.
[–]omnicurious 2 points3 points4 points 16 hours ago
I was brought up Christian, but Good and Evil were complicated things.
I watched Star Wars as a kid and it really simplified it for me.
Jedi: Good - Selfless, think outward Sith: Evil - Selfish, think inward
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
[–]Unrepentant_Asshole 20 points21 points22 points 1 day ago
This guy will die a virgin.
[–]Cseal 181 points182 points183 points 1 day ago
As is the way of the Jedi.
[–][deleted] 20 hours ago
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[–]ciil 9 points10 points11 points 19 hours ago
Didn't ever stop anyone. Just read the Expanded Universe ;).
btw: Whole lot of good did those rules do the Old Jedi Order.
[–]Saseav 8 points9 points10 points 17 hours ago
I'd like to add that attahment is forbidden, not sex.
[–]Saseav 4 points5 points6 points 17 hours ago*
it's actually dependent on number of Jedi in the galaxy and their species. Ki-Adi-Mundi had four wives for example. mostly because birthrates for males was extremely low, i think off the top of my head it's 1 in 20. edit: they also age a lot faster then their female counterparts according to wookiepedia, female cereans live around the same as Humans.
[–]dogamusprime 4 points5 points6 points 19 hours ago
Downvoted, for sucking the cock of a dead shitty meme.
EDIT: Grammar.
[–]svenniola 20 points21 points22 points 1 day ago
"stop having sex and you will have the power of levitation."
(parts of you anyway.)
[–]flyonawall 5 points6 points7 points 19 hours ago
I don't know about that, I would have loved to meet a guy like this when I was younger.
(I am assuming he does not literally believe what he preaches, of course, in which case, I would retract my statement).
[–]davidempoleon10[S] 12 points13 points14 points 1 day ago
I love your username.
[–]Unrepentant_Asshole 39 points40 points41 points 1 day ago
I don't give a fuck what you like.
[–]detroyer 7 points8 points9 points 1 day ago
And that doesn't make you feel remorse in any way?
[–]Unrepentant_Asshole 24 points25 points26 points 1 day ago
LOL. Fuck no.
Grow up, moron.
[–]detroyer 22 points23 points24 points 1 day ago
Looking at some of your other posts, you seem to keep with this theme of assholery, with no regrets. So...at least you're not a hypocrite. Keep it up.
[–]mysterecks 1 point2 points3 points 23 hours ago
bah if he is truly a Jedi these thing matter not to him
[–]monopixel 0 points1 point2 points 20 hours ago
Gurus in sects get all the ass. And pussy.
[–]SublimeSloth 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
wait... ass AND pussy. TIL I'm about to become a guru.
[–]richardgrey 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago
WELL THEN ALLOW ME TO RETORT
[–]svenniola 1 point2 points3 points 1 day ago
i want one of those lightsaber toasters.
[–]pigeonnosepete 0 points1 point2 points 20 hours ago
I would have loved to have see this. I searched for Jedi Preacher on you tube and nothing really came up. There is definitely an unexploited video niche here!
[–]cheesesauceboss 0 points1 point2 points 19 hours ago
what is salsa go? i want.
[–]Loves_buttholes 5 points6 points7 points 19 hours ago
Salsa 2 go. It's the worst most over priced place on campus
[–]JerseyTurnpike 2 points3 points4 points 19 hours ago
It's not overpriced... they have that deal every weekday afternoon where you get like 2 tacos for $1.50 or something. It's much better than taco bell
[–]Zencron 2 points3 points4 points 18 hours ago
agreed salsa 2 go may be the best place to eat on campus. that guy is crazy.
[–]Warkid1993 1 point2 points3 points 18 hours ago
also delicious lemonade and quesadillas
[–]PraxAttacks 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago
I'm going to assume somebody who loves buttholes isn't the most reliable source on how good the tacos are.
[–]Loves_buttholes 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
I'm speaking from experience. I ordered nachos. I got dry chips from a bag, with tomatoes (not salsa) and shredded ( not melted ) cheddar cheese. For like 5 bucks. This was in 2010, maybe they've gotten better
[–]Bherd25 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
I call bs. Great tacos. Way better than the place down the street. They have specials and such.
[–]OfficerKE 1 point2 points3 points 19 hours ago
Jontron, is that you?
[–]SchinTeth 1 point2 points3 points 18 hours ago
The thing is, the Force is real, Jesus is not. End of discussion
[–]jets112 -1 points0 points1 point 18 hours ago
Here's a video i shot of a similar incident at Rutgers University
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tvBYbszrm4&feature=g-crec-u
[–]Charleybucket 1 point2 points3 points 18 hours ago
One could argue that Jesus was a jedi. He used the force to heal people, raise the dead , and walk on water. At the very least, he dressed like a jedi.
[–]JackalKing 4 points5 points6 points 17 hours ago
Raise the dead? Did you watch the movies at all? Only a sith could do that. Jesus was clearly a Sith Lord who tried to turn everyone away from the light with promises of great things in the afterlife and a powerful ally on their side. Part of being a Jedi is accepting death and becoming one with the Force.
[–]faestock 0 points1 point2 points 18 hours ago
Good for him, I'd rather join the dark side than appreciate a preachy christian.
[–]sixtythree 1 point2 points3 points 18 hours ago
wearing tatooine robes. i hate that these are Jedi clothes, why would obi-wan hide wearing his uniform
[–]guitarfreak95 0 points1 point2 points 18 hours ago
The force probably makes more sense than christianity
[–]axslayer33 0 points1 point2 points 18 hours ago
Is in australia?
[–]dndplosion913 3 points4 points5 points 16 hours ago
Nope, Orlando FL.
[–]axslayer33 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
oh. Australia actually had about 1/3rd of it's people list themselves as jedi in an international census.
[–]Papasmurph1 1 point2 points3 points 18 hours ago
That guy looks like Jon Jafari from JonTron http://i.imgur.com/jvOcI.jpg
[–]badp4nd4 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago
Blood of Christ or a LightSaber, easy choice.
[–]brentdude123 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago
Was here earlier this year for the Science Olympiad nationals.
[–]Holic1997 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago
He should have had like a little today hand puppet XD
[–]Nailcannon 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago
This is my school. Those preachers are pretty damn annoying. just sitting there with some music on screaming verses next to the reflection pond. I really wish i was there for this guy though.
[–]lukify 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago
Oh man I spent many a day buying lunch at that Salsa To Go. I didn't realize there was a nearby Jedi Enclave.
[–]MungTao 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
finding him. buying him lunch
[–]fgutz 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
and a few hundred years later Jedi is an official religion
Thats my school! There are always some preachers doing preachyness right between salsa2go and the library. Its amusement for me
[–]ErlendJ 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
Australia?
[–]dorit0paws 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago
Go Knights!
lmao I saw the salsa2go and immediately knew where this was taking place and what overly religious man with a Jesus staff you were talking about. He is ALWAYS preaching at the Free Speech zone next to that place. Source: I go to UCF
[–]danimalforlife 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
Just what we need—another religious fanatic on campus spouting his beliefs at us.
[–]Top_Gun_Redditor 0 points1 point2 points 16 hours ago
The Messiah at last!
[–]anagrammaton 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
They have salsa to go now? The future is here!
[–]Circus2 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
UCF? Sweet, I'm applying there for the next fall semester!
[–]SteveFrenchh 1 point2 points3 points 15 hours ago
I go to UCF and im staring at Salsa 2 go as we speak and its really tripping me out....
[–]PeachesFace 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
epic. thank you sir. great way to deal with those people.
[–]aznbear94 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
of course this happened in florida
[–]koavf 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
How is this about atheism?
[–]MasterPsyduck 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
Aw man now I crave salsa to go but it's not open today, also a lot of real crazy preachers stand around there and yell things like, tacos are satans way of saying you're a slut! Mmh who knew being a slut is so delicious
[–]iSometimesPost 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
Yeah...I think that is my uncle.
[–]XmusJaxonFlaxonWaxon 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
I feel so special now, seeing my school on Reddit.
[–]thenoblegaunt 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
He kinda looks like JonTron
[–]tombah -1 points0 points1 point 14 hours ago
Why is this in r/atheism? I mean, I get it. It's making fun of Christians but it has nothing remotely to do with being an Atheist.
This is why r/atheism sucks nowadays.
[–]wrinewind 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
I'm astonished at how often my alma mater makes it's way to Reddit. Almost proud enough to give into to their plea for alumni donations...
[–]Roobomatic 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
UCF represent! I was arguing with christian preachers there from 1997-2000
glad to see the tradition stands.
[–]Timmytanks40 -1 points0 points1 point 13 hours ago
I would leave atheism for the Jedi religion. Sadly I know i would return to atheism after viewing the next series of star wars films. F U Disney!
[–]alittler 2 points3 points4 points 11 hours ago
F U Disney? Because Lucas kept the SW series so well, right?
[–]Timmytanks40 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
hehehe umm this might start a race war but i liked the the second trilogy...NOT THE FACE
[–]HahGHEEEEY 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
UCF alumni right here! Making me proud, young Jedi. I might just tear up.
[–]alittler 1 point2 points3 points 11 hours ago
Jedi have light sabers, Christians do not, checkmate.
[–]envengr18 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
UCF alumni here!
[–]Mix3lpli3x -1 points0 points1 point 8 hours ago
No different than someone saying there's no God, why ya gotta bag on the Jedi's? You all think your like the Sith huh?... ultimate bad guys your are not, the darkside you posses not...Yoda would be so disappointed!
[–]Juhhjuhhjason 0 points1 point2 points 3 hours ago
What a boss!
[–]hateful_bigot -2 points-1 points0 points 23 hours ago
have the christians held him down and tried to exorcise the demons in him in jesus name yet ?
[–]djJACKPOT 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago
The virginity is strong in this one
[–]The_Ashcoat -1 points0 points1 point 20 hours ago
But in his estate shall he honour the God of forces: and a god whom his fathers knew not shall he honour with gold, and silver, and with precious stones, and pleasant things. Daniel 11:38
[–]BenJEriksen 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago
I actually think that The Force makes more sense than an all-powerful god who hates gays and such. Jedi are so much more awesome than Christians. George Lucas > Jesus.
[–]Exodus111 -2 points-1 points0 points 17 hours ago
Thats funny since the Jedi powers and philosophy is based on Jewish Qaballa, the Force is symbolic for God, and Jedi is derived from Jew.
[–]Frak98 4 points5 points6 points 14 hours ago
Pretty sure it's more Taoist.
[–]nod23 -1 points0 points1 point 16 hours ago
Source?
[–]somedudeonthescreen 2 points3 points4 points 15 hours ago
Yeah, I could have sworn I read that Lucas based on it Taoism and other Eastern schools of spirituality. Although I don't have a source either so I could be talking out my ass.
[–]nod23 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
No problem, I just wanted to know more :)
[–]Trollskiz -4 points-3 points-2 points 16 hours ago
Since Hitler was an athiest, all atheists are Nazis,
Christians: 5, Atheists -1101000010010011001011
[–]bloodbag 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
Hint: jedi = Buddhism
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