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[–]CeeBmata 36 points37 points ago

Be a great way to introduce the Theory of Pangea.

[–]Spaghe-t 21 points22 points ago

Hint: Pangea is the name of a glamorous T-rex that kinda died on earth.

[–]SawRub 3 points4 points ago

Tyler Perry in Pangea Fights An Asteroid.

[–]Osiris32 7 points8 points ago

SHUT UP, HE MIGHT HEAR YOU!!

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

I thought it died on Mars?

[–]Spaghe-t 0 points1 point ago

corpses don't fly...duh?

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

/sarcasm

[–]nmpraveen 106 points107 points ago

What if it is really a giant dinosaur made of something which degraded and became as rock... It might have jumped from some freaking large planet and ended up in space and finally bombarded on earth..

[–]Progthrowaway 121 points122 points ago

As a Geologist, I feel compelled to... ah, never mind, that's highly probable and a pretty awesome theory. Publication here I come!

[–]Elgin_McQueen 35 points36 points ago

You'll get more attention with this than with any real, scientifically accurate publications!

[–]Chazzey_dude 45 points46 points ago

Scientifically accurate, shmientifically shmaccurate. WE WANT SPACE DINOSAURS.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 17 points18 points ago

fuck science, dinosaurs plz

[–]jayhilly 15 points16 points ago

NO ANAL QUEEN, stop trying to fuck everything.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

But the world is so sexy!

[–]Osiris32 6 points7 points ago

Boom-dee-ada, boom-dee-ada, boom-de-ada, boom-dee-ada

[–]Chubbstock -1 points0 points ago

Dat science

[–]WrethZ 0 points1 point ago

Dinosaur science.

[–]beardlywoodchop 4 points5 points ago

Base a religion off of space dinosaurs...PROFIT!

[–]A_wild_fusa_appeared 0 points1 point ago

I don't think another brand new religion will take off in this time. We'll pull a Joseph smith on Scientology where a base of believers already exists.

[–]N69sZelda 4 points5 points ago

You could probably win an Ig Nobel Prize!

[–]Spaghe-t 0 points1 point ago

Ig for "ignorant" ?

[–]zanoma 5 points6 points ago

IGNobel Prize..... as in IGN sucks.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

10/10!

[–]bluMyst 2 points3 points ago

See? You didn't have to use all that fancy science at all! It's so easy to figure out things work when you don't care if you're right!

[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point ago

What do you publish as a geologist?

Introduction: So I found this rock the other day...

[–]roadrash1992 12 points13 points ago

Oh.my.gosh. What if?!

[–]El_Dumfuco 2 points3 points ago

YES.

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

That sounds like a 19th World problem.

[–]Spaghe-t 10 points11 points ago

what the hell was that.

[–]ethanlan 0 points1 point ago

well, that was terrifying.

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

It's not as terrifying as this

[–]ethanlan 0 points1 point ago

... i dont know if i wanna click that

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

It's the best place outside /r/circlejerk.

[–]EltaninAntenna 1 point2 points ago

DIRECTED BY M. NIGHT SHYamoh Christ what have I become, just shoot me now.

[–]Dattish 13 points14 points ago

You were M. Night the whole time.

[–]vajkappsmir 3 points4 points ago

Wat [7]

[–]The_Hockey_Goon 0 points1 point ago

[9]

[–]BenCelotil -1 points0 points ago

Ah, I see you're from Uberwald.

[–]monc 0 points1 point ago

dude...

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[–]toilet_brush 11 points12 points ago

The giant dinosaur was from another dimension. QED

[–]AshHeartsIt[S] 132 points133 points ago

Credit to tumblr.

[–]Hootnnuts 85 points86 points ago

For once, my girlfriend showed me something on tumblr before it was posted on Reddit.

[–]thatguyoverthere202 95 points96 points ago

This was on reddit years ago.

I haven't seen it in a while so I'm not yelling repost or anything, but it has been on reddit before.

Your girlfriend showed you something on tumblr before YOU SAW IT on reddit.

[–]tineyeit 25 points26 points ago

I'm pretty sure this used to be a 3 panel picture showing South america moving that somebody turned into a gif.

[–]Vogey 16 points17 points ago

Does it really matter which website received the original content from a random recipient first? It likely wasn't tumblr or reddit. Who gives a fuck.

Instead of worrying about which website gets the credit, how about give credit to the original author who animated this.

[–]GTB3NW 19 points20 points ago

SHUTUP AND STOP BEING THE VOICE OF REASON! ^(BUT I AGREE)

[–]Goochzuntite 4 points5 points ago

LOUD NOISES!

[–]Blazeron 0 points1 point ago

WHY ARE WE YELLING!

[–]foxxygrandpa 0 points1 point ago

REDDIT MUST BE SUPERIOR TO TUBMLR

[–]cynicroute 8 points9 points ago

Name drop!

[–]emann43 24 points25 points ago

"I'd like to give a shout out to my girlfriend who found this post and has always been there for me! Love you babe!"

[–]nemafia -5 points-4 points ago

So i saw this and went "oh this looks facebook worthy" before seeing who it was... We came close to coming full circle there.

[–]Tbana 23 points24 points ago

Georaphy 101 from a new zealand perspective.... we are not even on the fuckin map!! again....

[–]KingToasty 17 points18 points ago

New Zealand isn't on their because it's also secretly Japan. I mean, have you seen them in the same room together?

[–]Elgin_McQueen 3 points4 points ago

Also keep things different by rarely competing at the same sports, so no one notices the similarities.

[–]bitchboybaz 2 points3 points ago

So we are fighting against ourselves in order to try and stop/continue whaling

[–]ryzvonusef 0 points1 point ago

Igotthatreference.gif

[–]palordrolap 1 point2 points ago

Then why is Australia on the map when it's secretly Africa? (Hint: Rotate Africa 45 degrees to the left or tilt your head the other way.)

[–]batmassagetotheface 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this.

source: I'm a japzealander

[–]awesome-o-4000 2 points3 points ago

No one gives two shits about New Zealand

[–]batmassagetotheface 0 points1 point ago

I do, otherwise I'd be typing this from the middle of the pacific.

well, less typing and more drowning.

also the cell recption would suck.

[–]awesome-o-4000 1 point2 points ago

Surprised you're there anyway and not in Australia like the rest of the kiwis

[–]batmassagetotheface 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I could probably be earning a shitload more, but I am rather fond of these islands, as i mentioned :)

[–]frazzzle 8 points9 points ago

Moral of the story is Lake Victoria is fucking huge.

[–]Knightbre 9 points10 points ago

I guess we all need to hope South America and Africa never join forces.

[–]K4ylan 12 points13 points ago

To create...SUPERPOVERTY!

[–]GraggB 5 points6 points ago

PRIMAL RAGE

[–]mmickyman 4 points5 points ago

Primal Rage is an AWESOME game on SNES. The story : Huge monsters fight for domination on Urth, a post-apocalyptic Earth where Humans are back to cro-magnon.

[–]ArchSchnitz 2 points3 points ago

You forgot to mention that the continents realign rather like op's gif. (But not exactly like, they just bear a similarity.)

[–]skytro 0 points1 point ago

Wait... the universe... is just some dinosaur graveyard? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW (I think)

[–]Drunken-Historian 0 points1 point ago

This just blew my mind.

[–]ClassicMenthol 0 points1 point ago

what was that? A dinosaur??

[–]NewOpinion 1 point2 points ago

How'd this get so many upvotes when the comments are all new?

[–]pnoyben13 0 points1 point ago

roar

[–]clinisbut 0 points1 point ago

And now it's all I can see

[–]limegreenbrian 0 points1 point ago

i can't tell if it's a triceratops or t-rex

[–]Ihaveafatcat 0 points1 point ago

Also, both the British isles and the Japanese isles look like dragons. COINCIDENCE?!

[–]hallucinathan 0 points1 point ago

DINOSAURS WERE REAL!

[–]goofball_jones -1 points0 points ago

Damn geography....you scary!

[–]SnatchCatch 0 points1 point ago

I will never unsee that

[–]freeze74 0 points1 point ago

finally! PROOF that dinosaurs existed when the continents were joined!

[–]PisangGoreng 0 points1 point ago

Maps will never be the same for me

[–]mgc125 0 points1 point ago

so that is how the dinosaurs went extinct, plate tectonics ripped their jaws off so they couldnt eat and they starved to death, so ... very ... sad

[–]Random_Username 0 points1 point ago

You can't explain that!

[–]RommieJ1342 1 point2 points ago

Cannot be unseen

[–]hurtfulproduct 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who imagines the T-Rex roar from Jurassic Park during this?

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 0 points1 point ago

Anyone ever read Creature Tech by Doug TenNapel? This kind of reminds me of it, except with a giant space dinosaur instead of a giant space eel.

[–]Narhen -1 points0 points ago

This is an example of codominant heredity in flowers. The 2 traits for flower color are not wholly dominant or recessive, so they share the dominance. Its pretty rare, and cool.

[–]hempels_sofa 0 points1 point ago

Where's New Zealand, you fucks?!!! Also; dinosaur!

[–]mmazzariol 0 points1 point ago

Southamefricasaurus. Boom!

[–]meow-bark 0 points1 point ago

I'm more impressed on how fast that .gif loaded

[–]-Gavin- 1 point2 points ago

[–]Melonzzz -1 points0 points ago

Can someone tell me what I'm looking at in this picture?

[–]Serenephoenix 0 points1 point ago

Uhm, where'd Greenland go?

[–]gandalfv31415 0 points1 point ago

africa on its own sideways is a horse

[–]OldAgedZenElf 0 points1 point ago

We clocked South America at 30mph.

[–]sir0zeke 0 points1 point ago

Old as Shit.

[–]slugagainstsalt 0 points1 point ago

And that is why I love my geography degree!

[–]I_am_Senate 0 points1 point ago

Pangeasaurus

[–]luciferthebadcat 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else in the mood to play Pandemic?

[–]UncleDolan305 0 points1 point ago

I WILL NEVER SEE THE WORLD IN THE SAME LIGHT

[–]thewhere 0 points1 point ago

THAT PROVES IT!

[–]floyd1989 0 points1 point ago

I saw a similar picture once with the caption: "COINCIDENCE??"

Uhm, yes? What the hell would the alternative be?

[–]doom_bagel 0 points1 point ago

I've always thought that Africa looks like an old flintlock pistol with Madagascar as a scope

[–]Asterix1806 0 points1 point ago

Older than the internet.

[–]JustSayHella 0 points1 point ago

Your move, Kirk Cameron...

[–]eliguillao 0 points1 point ago

That's not surprising, Australia alone is Godzilla's head.

[–]seraglio 0 points1 point ago

I have a gigantic world map on my bedroom wall. You just made/ruined my day.

EDIT: Someone please post relevant .gif

[–]GrandmasGoneWild 0 points1 point ago

Except there are no big ass holes in Africa...

[–]zkuzu 0 points1 point ago

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[–]Mr-Esteem 0 points1 point ago

TAKE THAT RELIGION

[–]oBEASTity45 0 points1 point ago

Fusion HAAAA

[–]spInrAt42 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you people are retarded

[–]MadCatter2 1 point2 points ago

I always thought Madagascar made it look like Africa was sneezing.

[–]mottledbungabunga 1 point2 points ago

Checkmate, atheists.

[–]Jsawtooth -2 points-1 points ago

Checkmate creationists!

[–]HaberdasherA -2 points-1 points ago

I can just hear the creationists saying: "what are the chances that you would be able to make a dinosaur face out of two continents if all this just happened by chance?"

[–]yetkwai -1 points0 points ago

Checkmate, atheists!

[–]roadrash1992 -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit this blew my drunk mind.

[–]thatguyoverthere202 2 points3 points ago

I decided to stay up all night tonight and I think the one thing I have learned is that Australians are always drunk.

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[–]TheRiverLethe 11 points12 points ago

Just try, Sara. Tops I'd think 62 attempts should get you there. Istanbul's already there and either Tehran is or us.

[–]TimothyEUpham 4 points5 points ago

Wut

[–]UnholyDemigod 4 points5 points ago

Try, Sara. Tops - Triceratops

Tehran is or us - Tyranosaurus

[–]Internatty_Explore 2 points3 points ago

NIGGA DUN SAID, "JUST TRY, SARA. TOPS I'D THINK 62 ATTEMPTS SHOULD GET YOU THERE. ISTANBUL'S ALREADY THERE AND EITHER TEHRAN IS OR US."

[–]UnholyDemigod 1 point2 points ago

Well done

[–]EliteBattlelog14 -2 points-1 points ago

I am a stegosaurus!

[–]gsabram 0 points1 point ago

Shit maing, it's a fucking Allosaurus.

[–]MasterFate -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't Africa wider than that.

[–]CCMSTF 0 points1 point ago

[–]MasterFate 0 points1 point ago

No It just looks odd in the god, like its been changed slightly in shape to make a dino head.

[–]Calber4 0 points1 point ago

I want that on a T shirt

[–]SquashJ 0 points1 point ago

I'll never look at a map the same

[–]Gnashley 0 points1 point ago

Southamafrisaurus rex...

[–]ironsidemeeper 0 points1 point ago

Europe also looks like a dragon to me

[–]whythenot 0 points1 point ago

my mind is blown

[–]dancing_raptor_jesus -2 points-1 points ago

Does it bother anyone else that this dinosaur thing would have looked way more awesome if the mouth didn't travel quite as far? Like this?

[–]big_al11 -1 points0 points ago

checkmate, creationists

[–]heyluno 0 points1 point ago

Stalemate, Christians and Atheists.

[–]redditor031112 -2 points-1 points ago

Mind = blown on geographical level.

[–]kittylips -4 points-3 points ago

WHY

[–]oo-knee-ver-sal -2 points-1 points ago

whoa! like a mandible or something! booooring.

[–]schuette26 0 points1 point ago

Forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster, this is who we need to worship.