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How i feel upvoting a post that has 0 upvotes... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ReachAndCalibrations 202 points203 points ago

This .gif is so manly it gave me a beard.

[–]asshatnowhere 97 points98 points ago

my nipples are now 76% hairier

[–]CurlyNippleHairs 21 points22 points ago

Ya don't say?

[–]purenitrogen 23 points24 points ago

And she's a woman.

[–]vteckickedin 1 point2 points ago

Aussie here, what's an asshat?

It's a typical american insult, but it makes no bloody sense.

[–]stfnotguilty 21 points22 points ago

"Dave's being an idiot today, he really has his head up his ass."

"Today? Dave always has his fuckin' head up his ass. He's wearing a permanent ass-hat."

At least that's my theory.

[–]ilikeFLESH 4 points5 points ago

Practicing this good citizenship of Reddit by upvoting the downvoted. This was a legitimate question, why y'all being assholes?

[–]GnomeChomskee 3 points4 points ago

Because this is neither the time nor the place for such a question.

Ninja Edit: But yeah you guys are being asshats.

[–]ilikeFLESH 1 point2 points ago

Would an asshat upvote you even after you called them an asshat?

[–]GnomeChomskee 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to the assholes you were addressing. I was answering your question, so sorry for the miscommunication. Friends? :)

[–]ilikeFLESH 1 point2 points ago

I knew I was "special" :P Deal. :D

[–]vteckickedin 1 point2 points ago

Thank you

[–]beercanisabeercan 2 points3 points ago

American here. I've never really given it much thought. I think it came about as a more socially acceptable alternative to "asshole". It doesn't have quite the same kick, but it's liken to saying douchebag, dipshit, jackass, etc.

[–]_Indeed 0 points1 point ago

Do you use the insult douchebag? A former guild mate of mine from Ireland was confounded by the fact that we would call each other a vaginal hygiene product but it's just another insult for asshole/jerk/etc. Just like asshat.

[–]heylookitsmykel 2 points3 points ago

It would have been less manly if he grabbed his hand instead of his arm.

[–]GnomeChomskee 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad you said hand.

[–]grammar_soviet 1 point2 points ago

I watched this in the comfort that I already have a beard so I wouldn't have to worry about this issue. Then after I was done watching it I felt my face and realized that my beard grew a beard.

[–]Bowman96 34 points35 points ago

is this from fast five

[–]nitefang 37 points38 points ago

Yes.

[–]Bowman96 32 points33 points ago

thanks

[–]ilovegingermen 27 points28 points ago

I don't know why, but this was incredibly adorable for some reason.

Disclaimer: I'm drunk and on my period.

[–]Eaglerufio 12 points13 points ago

Reddit enhancement suite needs a function like this.

Disclaimer: I'm pissed off because my boss is an ass.

Disclaimer: Riding on an [8].

Disclaimer: Currently touching myself.

[–]Antrikshy 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I know that feeling. Some comments sound very adorable.

[–]TomHanks12 6 points7 points ago

Like this one ;)

[–]Antrikshy 6 points7 points ago

blush

[–]ilovegingermen 3 points4 points ago

IT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN.

[–]Jokersniper69 2 points3 points ago

aww thats cute!

[–]DoctorsAdvocate 0 points1 point ago

You're drunk from your period?

[–]Porn_Collector -3 points-2 points ago

Indeed

[–]beercanisabeercan 0 points1 point ago

umadufurious bro?

[–]emh1389 9 points10 points ago

What's up with Vin's pecs??

[–]kidkolumbo 3 points4 points ago

yeah, with that casual chest flex before he pics up the rock

[–]emann43 31 points32 points ago

Dat muscle mass.

[–]nyda 5 points6 points ago

Do they even lift?

[–]eacxxxz 8 points9 points ago

Yes

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 105 points106 points ago

/r/HIFW

/r/reactiongifs

title comnts points age /r/
Upvoting a comment with 0 points 10coms 150pts 3mos funny
Upvoting a comment with 0 points 257coms 1456pts 10mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]ferdinandmaspellin 20 points21 points ago

OP is a hypocrite.

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/vnn5d/summoned_by_micheal_jackson/c5687c3

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10pbfb/merica/c6fg9no

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/11qnl4/10_guy_blood_flowing_in_a_goat/c6oqyjz

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/vtoda/you_can_make_them_disappear_with_just_a_few/c57m1c6

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/vme8q/american_history_x_the_game/c56880o

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/u9r83/works_everytime/c4tyl0t

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/s2oz2/scumbag_retard/c4asxeq

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/qwzjc/scumbag_retard/c418t20

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/qtbyp/so_subtle_yet_so_hilarious/c411iye

Way to go, guy. Keep up the good work.

[–]Esstehfawn 44 points45 points ago

he didn't even try to come up with a new title

[–]duchovny 5 points6 points ago

This is /r/funny where everything is oh youtube, facebook gold, and only in... titles.

[–]thekilljoy 5 points6 points ago

3 months, 10 months? I think 3 months is a nice, safe minimum between reposts; ensures a fair number of new members have arrived at the site to see something.

We need not deprive them because we have a raging hard on for pointing out reposts and raping karmadecay.

[–]pandahavoc 2 points3 points ago

I've been here for 6 months and haven't seen this, so I agree.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

I agree, 3 months should be the minimum time since last repost. However, it should still go in the proper subreddit when it is eventually reposted.

[–]thekilljoy 1 point2 points ago

I think some things qualify to be in multiple subreddits, and that if a mistake is made by the submitter, the appropriate response is to make the moderation team aware, so that they can confirm a mistake has in fact, been made, and remove as necessary.

I'm not a mod here, I'm not going to do their job for them, or try to by inciting downvotes via a comment pointing out how the OP has wronged the subreddit.

But the name is funny, and I found this funny. IMHO, on topic, especially since reaction gifs is not listed in the sidebar as a "please no"

[–]danwroy 1 point2 points ago

Can't tell you how happy I am this trend has a name now

[–]Summon_Jet_Truck 20 points21 points ago

"You are reviving Francis"

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[–]monstermoncher 7 points8 points ago

sometimes they just need a leg up

[–]Randamba 15 points16 points ago

Of course before helping you stand up Vin Diesel always does a pec dance.

[–]memeirou 3 points4 points ago

Whats this movie from? It looks badass!

[–]wire_choir 29 points30 points ago

The gif is from Fast Five, the movie's from Earth.

[–]Slayer500x 3 points4 points ago

Fast Five

[–]403redditor 0 points1 point ago

Ordered it, thanks!

[–]vxx 3 points4 points ago

Seems like I am one of the few that hates reactiongifs at r/funny

[–]buttermellow11 0 points1 point ago

I hate them too. Isn't that what /r/reactiongifs is for? Who are these people upvoting this type of stuff?

[–]Shinpachi -1 points0 points ago

It is precisely what /r/reactiongifs is for.

[–]mackinder 0 points1 point ago

You're not the only one.

[–]SamWilber 6 points7 points ago

There are literally dozens of us!

[–]ronhowardsvoice 0 points1 point ago

There weren't.

[–]Muswell 0 points1 point ago

How dare they down vote the arrested development reference! Up vote for you sir.

[–]Kotorou -2 points-1 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/QbUjD.gif

[–]BurritoSandwich 0 points1 point ago

I love you now because this is from Fast Five.

[–]Cmrose1 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh a lot for some reason.

[–]JJFresh814 0 points1 point ago

0 upvotes? That post must have been so bad that even the OP unclicked the automatic upvote.

[–]stferago 2 points3 points ago

net

[–]davetbison 1 point2 points ago

If you're looking for that feeling, I have plenty of posts that'll make you feel grrrrrreat.

[–]Tovarisch 1 point2 points ago

I can't tell who is who.

[–]priceisalright 2 points3 points ago

This gif has more muscles than all of reddit.

[–]unomaly 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, neckbeards can have some pretty strong right arms.

[–]littlemzla 0 points1 point ago

God THANK YOU

[–]JaggerA 2 points3 points ago

I cannot count the number of times this gif has been posted with the exact same premise.

[–]CoolHeadedLogician 0 points1 point ago

i'm at 2 but maybe you've been here longer than me

[–]emman97 1 point2 points ago

reading the title is very effective when it comes to these

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 1 point2 points ago

For a post to have zero upvotes, OP would have to have un-voted him/herself... I'm not going to support that.

[–]Mileskitsune 0 points1 point ago

i saw a chest flexy thing. he's not taking him to the docs >:)

[–]ItscalledCannabis 0 points1 point ago

When I saw that part in Fast Five, I cried... To the Rock's character catching Vin Diesel's character means everything, but to think he would accept help from him made me shed a tear..

[–]redditlurker006 1 point2 points ago

Story of my :::Reddit::: life...

...sigh...

[–]BrosephDudeson 0 points1 point ago

Vin Diesel helping up Dwayne Johnson actually threw the Earth off it's normal rotation, so they could only do one take.

[–]owenstumor 0 points1 point ago

You need to follow my posts. I could use your help.

[–]RichieRich0545 0 points1 point ago

Vin Diesel is such a tiny man compared to Duane The Rock Johnson. That made it funny for me.

[–]The_Only_Alex 0 points1 point ago

I just hit puberty watching this gif!

[–]Hurricane_DickSmash 1 point2 points ago

REPOST, thieving bastard

[–]kokonkokon99 1 point2 points ago

I just can't help noticing Vin Diesel's epic titty wiggle...

[–]johnnysoldier 0 points1 point ago

You feel homoerotic? That's cool, not my thing, but cool.

[–]rbrawney 0 points1 point ago

swole as fuck.

[–]Imjusthere2read 1 point2 points ago

Now that your popular, how does it feel?

[–]EmilioEstavez 0 points1 point ago

***you're*** you're welcome.

[–]Imjusthere2read 0 points1 point ago

Meh. Umm who are you ?

[–]EmilioEstavez 0 points1 point ago

What is your name and what do you do?**

[–]NadaThrowaway 1 point2 points ago

Taking back an upvote after I realize I'm not all that impressed

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny.

[–]westwoodwon 0 points1 point ago

Vin Diesel gif, that's ballsy for these parts.

[–]that1account 0 points1 point ago

I feel more like this:

http://gifsoup.com/MTU3NDkzNA

[–]prostaglandin 0 points1 point ago

You feel like you made of pure testosterone?

[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point ago

hurrdurr

[–]devilishly_advocated 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that was probably my post.

Thanks...

[–]dredman99 0 points1 point ago

movie?

[–]Bloviously 0 points1 point ago

He really amped up the sweat for this role.

[–]Evalou0 0 points1 point ago

this is the manliest thing I've ever seen.

[–]Sandsa 0 points1 point ago

...this is sexy.

[–]F0r3v3rAl0n3 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this?

[–]rvbcaboose1018 0 points1 point ago

Fast Five

[–]arrowstotheleft 0 points1 point ago

Same, but my arms are much skinnier.

[–]Kmartrules 0 points1 point ago

OP, why do you complain about reposts yet you repost this?

[–]tonywb 0 points1 point ago

So...much...flexing.

[–]lazybeef 0 points1 point ago

Like you are that manly. HA

[–]jgnapoli860 0 points1 point ago

This .gif would be better with the rock becoming the orange arrow

[–]Beastage 0 points1 point ago

Direct repost, same title and all. That is shameful OP.

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

Vin Diesel should have an upvote in his hand. It's like you didn't even work for the karma.

[–]Kingblunt204 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How i feel upvoting a post that has 0 upvotes... 140coms 940pts 6hrs funny
Upvoting a comment with 0 points 10coms 150pts 3mos funny
Helping my friENT off the couch at a [9] to get some munchies 56coms 1032pts 5mos trees
Together till the end 0coms 10pts 6mos GifSound
Upvoting a comment with 0 points 257coms 1456pts 10mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]The_Only_Alex 0 points1 point ago

Why does vin bounce his man boobs right before he picks up the rock??

[–]blazed91 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit this .gif used 1.09 TB bandwidth on imgur in 1 day

[–]mokniker -1 points0 points ago

But when a new post is made they upvote themselves, so it's impossible to have 0 upvotes.

[–]ruslakallin 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the guy who posted it down voted his own submission

[–]mokniker 0 points1 point ago

But why would someone be that foolish, that lowers odds of reaping karma

[–]cehmu 3 points4 points ago

it's called the 'karmakaze' move

[–]mokniker 0 points1 point ago

and what does it accomplish?

[–]laughingGirls 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, reddit on hard mode.

[–]ninjapino -1 points0 points ago

I have one with zero upvotes.....I think somebody didn't like my post and that makes me sad.... :(

[–]tnt6656 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted

[–]ninjapino 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]MidnightPanda 0 points1 point ago

You also have a comment with 0 upvotes.

[–]TaslemGuy 0 points1 point ago

Well, you'd think that.

[–]applejoint100 -1 points0 points ago

A true hero, you are

[–]Badnerific -1 points0 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/13c3n1/how_i_feel_about_all_these_bodybuildingcom_posts/

Thanks mate!

[–]162534 -1 points0 points ago

reeeeeee-post

[–]hockeypuck1212 -2 points-1 points ago

Except for the fact that your probobly a pale geek sitting in your basement with no muscular tone whatsoever. You also probobly smoke weed with a cat on your lap 24/7.

[–]Chooki -4 points-3 points ago

That's about how I felt downvoting this post.

[–]BuckFritzl -3 points-2 points ago

is this funny?

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