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Yeah... so that happened. (imgur.com)

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[–]tumblrmustbedown 917 points918 points ago

This doesn't appear to be the first time the squirrel's acquired a candy bar...

[–]Journalisto 250 points251 points ago

Probably found his way into a vending machine.

[–]CollegeTownPUA 221 points222 points ago

Speaking of which, I present to you a thirty second clip of a squirrel breaking into a vending machine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Q1-XU5Yx3qE

Edit: replaced my link with Fakemanrocks link, which has better quality and narration.

[–]Scavenger205 102 points103 points ago

To do list: train squirrel to steal candy from vending machine for me.

[–]yellowpride 42 points43 points ago

Until this happens...

[–]KabanaBoy 4 points5 points ago

Thank you for allowing my brain to remember this

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    [–]Roboticide 8 points9 points ago

    If you were able to raise one as a baby as a pet, it would probably be pretty doable.

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      [–]bergdorf_bandit 54 points55 points ago

      god damn, I love the internet.

      [–]Fakemanrocks 33 points34 points ago

      Better Quality and narration

      [–]Desolator001 16 points17 points ago

      Of course he picked the one with peanuts...

      [–]Captain_Blood 7 points8 points ago

      Need I remind you of the Over the Hedge scene where they break into the vending machine?

      [–]Gooberpatrol66 19 points20 points ago

      Needs more jpeg.

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        [–]30s_rock 7 points8 points ago

        Thanks to all of you jerks, this thread has me craving chocolate, and I live in the country, no vending machines anywhere, and now I need to go drive 8 miles to get a bar 10:44pm. Anyone want anything?

        [–]unwanted_puppy 13 points14 points ago

        One time I found a huge plastic jiffy container in our recycling bin outside. It had been thrown out with the lid shut tight... I found it chewed through along the edges and every bit of what was left inside licked away.

        Squirrels don't mess around with peanut butter.

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          [–]Swurl 30 points31 points ago

          Brian, eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungy...

          [–]BrexBets89 10 points11 points ago

          When I lived in New Orleans, there was a squirrel of similar stature that somehow had an abundance of Reese's Pieces/M&M's that someone kept feeding him.

          [–]kerrlybill 69 points70 points ago

          Only 13 comments. Awesome, I can post this witty comment I thought of. Open the thread, read first comment. Fuck my life.

          [–]MrBoog 49 points50 points ago

          Take notes people, this is how you do a "came here to say this" comment.

          [–]Lowelll 35 points36 points ago

          Well not if everyone posts this now.

          [–]cacucacu 10 points11 points ago

          Only 4 replies. Awesome, I can post this witty response I thought of. Open the thread, read first comment. Fuck my life.

          [–]ins4n1ty 6 points7 points ago

          I though it was saying nothing, but leave feeling less original than before you clicked the link.

          [–]jsto34 7 points8 points ago

          Came here to say this.

          [–]cluster_1 3 points4 points ago

          This once, it gets a pass. Lets not get all emotional about it.

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            [–]ifeelstabby 8 points9 points ago

            Or maybe it's November and he is storing fat for the winter.

            [–]serfingusa 11 points12 points ago

            'Murican red squirrel.

            [–]Ice_Pirate 0 points1 point ago

            Global pandemic of obesity hits small mammals. We'll be having arguments soon over how fat the squirrels are in America or in the EU.

            Can't wait!

            [–]Pick_Zoidberg 2 points3 points ago

            Murica'

            [–]backdora_da_explora 44 points45 points ago

            Even our squirrels need scooters.

            [–]nigglebottomz 6 points7 points ago

            This would be more appropriate if it took place at a Wal-mart

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              [–]andbruno 377 points378 points ago

              Imagine a snickers the size of your torso.

              My god.

              [–]jonesy852 339 points340 points ago

              All that squirrel's friends think that he is hibernating when really he is in a diabetic coma.

              [–]n1ffuM 123 points124 points ago

              Doesn't matter; had snickers.

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                [–]Zebidee 17 points18 points ago

                Close enough...

                http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwo0nk4tv51r5e7dwo1_1280.jpg

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                  [–]knock_harder 87 points88 points ago

                  Here in Virginia, this isn't wtf at all. I took my kids on a picnic at a local park, and the squirrels took our big bag of chips and a ham and cheese sandwich. Ran it right up the tree and ATE IT IN FRONT OF US.

                  My kids thought it was pretty cool, but I was pissed.

                  [–]Scarlett_Begonias 27 points28 points ago

                  The squirrels in Colonial Williamsburg and Busch Gardens are apparently very used to eating human food, whether they're given it or they just steal it. I remember one particular time at one of the outdoor eating spots in Williamsburg, I made friends with an adorable little squirrel. I was trying not to feed it when it was just sitting near me on the ground, but when it actually hopped up onto the table and sat within a foot of me, it was just so brave and cute that I had to give it some chips. It followed me around for about an hour afterwards.

                  [–]Pragmataraxia 9 points10 points ago

                  The squirrels in the Grand Canyon are no strangers either, and bravery has gone too far.

                  I rounded a corner once to see some hikers resting and chatting with their packs on the ground at their feet. There was a squirrel ninja chewing through the side of the pack to get at something tasty inside, when I startled him. He looked at me in panic for 1 second, then began digging with a fury to get at the sweet treats before I could narc on him.

                  I totally ratted him out, but he found something, and scarpered with it before the guy could understand what I was saying. He looked pissed about his pack...

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                    [–]RadtasticNinjaChick 67 points68 points ago

                    Reminds me of the story my friend once told me. She and her family went to the Grand Canyon, and she had a rice Krispie treat. She hadn't opened it yet, and set it down on a rock for a minute. Well, a little squirrel got its paws on it, and when she turned around, the darn thing skittered over to the edge, looked her straight in the eye, and dropped it over the edge.

                    It was about sending a message, I guess.

                    [–]BeastMcBeastly 7 points8 points ago

                    Its not about the candy, its about sending a message.

                    [–]Trindal 7 points8 points ago

                    His winter stash spot is the entire Grand Canyon. This squirrel is baller.

                    [–]C-Dub1980 2 points3 points ago

                    “Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.” - George Carlin

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                      [–]Thehealeroftri 156 points157 points ago

                      Is it just me, or are fatter animals more cute and adorable?

                      It's unhealthy, but it makes them look so much more hug-able.

                      Also, that was possibly the gayest thing I've said today.

                      [–]BitchesLove 48 points49 points ago

                      Careful w the word fat on reddit. That's a beautiful squirrel! And last fat of pic I saw turned into accusation of severe animal abuse

                      [–]AyChihuahua 44 points45 points ago

                      You talking about the 50lb chihuahua?

                      [–]backdora_da_explora 23 points24 points ago

                      Unless you have sex with it

                      [–]pufflepants 2 points3 points ago

                      I see what you did there.

                      [–]slapadastic 4 points5 points ago

                      and if you show a skinny squirrel it's anorexic.

                      [–]squee777 6 points7 points ago

                      Check your privilege you animal.

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                        [–]teegale 4 points5 points ago

                        If only this applied to humans :( Forever alone.

                        [–]Verbose_Slayer 7 points8 points ago

                        funny, the gayest thing I said today is: "lemme see your cock" in reference to my friend having a rooster.

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                          [–]Embrel 56 points57 points ago

                          I've heard people say that everyone has a twin somewhere, but I never thought mine would be a squirrel.

                          [–]Dashzz 15 points16 points ago

                          So you climb up into trees and eat candy bars?

                          [–]Embrel 20 points21 points ago

                          I probably would eat Snickers in a tree, if I could climb them anymore.

                          [–]ToastyRaichu 3 points4 points ago

                          you got too fat to climb trees from eating so many snickers

                          [–]Embrel 9 points10 points ago

                          Snickers. Sports injuries. Mostly wife's cooking. But, you pretty much hit it right on. :)

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                            [–]theMeatMunster 60 points61 points ago

                            as awesome as that is, it should go in r/aww

                            [–]backdora_da_explora 16 points17 points ago

                            or /r/animalsactinglikehumans

                            [–]therestruth 8 points9 points ago

                            Not real yet :(

                            [–]bigben56 11 points12 points ago

                            We can make it real!

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                                [–]uiorhet[S] 180 points181 points ago

                                So while golfing, after the front 9 my dad got a Snickers from the clubhouse. He left it in the carts cup holder while we went off 10, we turn around just in time to find this little thief unwrapping his loot.

                                [–]creedofwheat 188 points189 points ago

                                I'm more impressed that he unwrapped it.

                                [–]uiorhet[S] 178 points179 points ago

                                I know, he actually pulled the wrapper down like he was peeling a banana. I don't think it was his first time.

                                [–]Nizzo 254 points255 points ago

                                fir[s]t time be gentle

                                [–]imhereforthevotes 57 points58 points ago

                                DAYUM, SQUIRREL! That's some fluffy tail!!

                                [–]bennn30 37 points38 points ago

                                DAAAYUM DAAAYUM DAAAAAAYUMMM

                                [–]Cwayon 9 points10 points ago

                                This is how bacon is supposed to be

                                [–]Tr1ggrhappy 13 points14 points ago

                                You enjoy the creepy pm's I know it.

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                                    [–]xiscenequeenix 28 points29 points ago

                                    They are quite smart...

                                    [–]overweight_squirrel 217 points218 points ago

                                    You expect us to starve?

                                    [–]Atari800 24 points25 points ago

                                    6 months 6 days. He's been waiting...

                                    [–]G0VERNMENT 16 points17 points ago

                                    6 months 6 days 6 hours, Its a sign!

                                    [–]Atersed 35 points36 points ago

                                    Shouldn't you be hibernating or something?

                                    [–]CiD7707 10 points11 points ago

                                    Winter is approaching. Better bury some walnuts.

                                    [–]Squirrelson 3 points4 points ago

                                    Squirrels only do semi-hibernation.

                                    They get up every now and again to shit and shit.

                                    [–]koalaberries 32 points33 points ago

                                    After six long months, your time has come.

                                    [–]backdora_da_explora 7 points8 points ago

                                    GGS, doesn't complain about his karma being stolen.

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                                        [–]Sapphires13 10 points11 points ago

                                        They crack open nuts. That's like unwrapping.

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                                          [–]damontoo 7 points8 points ago

                                          I ran the pic through fotoforensics fully expecting it to be shopped. It's not. o_O

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                                            [–]Leanne_N 19 points20 points ago

                                            Unfortunately they didn't get the shot of the squirrel injecting his insulin shortly after.

                                            [–]DonOntario 16 points17 points ago

                                            Karl Pilkington (almost) got it right:

                                            "Squirrels are violent now, they attack you in the park. They're not happy with acorns, they're after a bit of croissant!"

                                            And:

                                            "Things are changing, I don't know if I told you about those squirrels eatin' Mars bars!?"

                                            [–]CeruleanThunder 90 points91 points ago

                                            This isn't WTF. Like, even slightly...

                                            [–]HELL666 20 points21 points ago

                                            squirrel eating snickers on a tree. Seems pretty casual to me.

                                            [–]majicpowaz 30 points31 points ago

                                            Just because it's slightly out of the ordinary doesn't make it WTF.

                                            [–]might_say_fuck_you 9 points10 points ago

                                            It is if you happen to see it, and think to yourself, "what the fuck?"

                                            [–]I_Hope_So 9 points10 points ago

                                            Exactly. People seem to believe /r/wtf must only contain gore and fucked up shit.

                                            With that said, /r/funny or /r/aww might be more appropriate.

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                                                  [–]Logan37 14 points15 points ago

                                                  That's because r/WTF is actually r/slightlyoutoftheordinary now.

                                                  [–]CeruleanThunder 17 points18 points ago

                                                  You're not kidding. Most of the posts I see on /r/WTF recently would be better suited in /r/mildlyinteresting. That said, a lot of them aren't even that...

                                                  [–]Logan37 2 points3 points ago

                                                  I know. I was 100% serious.

                                                  [–]KazeMaru77 3 points4 points ago

                                                  Didn't even notice I was in /r/WTF until you pointed it out

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                                                    [–]rampage597n 5 points6 points ago

                                                    How is this wtf?

                                                    [–]primus380 13 points14 points ago

                                                    this feels like it would be better in r/funny

                                                    [–]Demomon 12 points13 points ago

                                                    Wow, Ive never seen anything more WTF on this subreddit

                                                    [–]TheBiles 22 points23 points ago

                                                    A squirrel eating is WTF? Are you shitting me?

                                                    [–]benkr16 4 points5 points ago

                                                    I was playing golf in Arlington and a health conscious squirrel took my twizzlers. True story.

                                                    [–]cheerleader4thedead 2 points3 points ago

                                                    You're not you when you're hungry. Snickers satisfies.

                                                    [–]N8iveButcher 2 points3 points ago

                                                    I like to believe the squirrel appeared to be a ravenous bear but reverted back to its squirrelly self upon satisfying his hunger with a Snickers.

                                                    [–]DoctorMumbles 15 points16 points ago

                                                    OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SQUIRREL DOING HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

                                                    Said No one.

                                                    [–]H3OFoxtrot 5 points6 points ago

                                                    A FURRY RODENT WTF???!!!

                                                    [–]RespectableNoob 6 points7 points ago

                                                    Matt, have a snickers. You get squirrely when you're hungry.

                                                    [–]doctorqui 3 points4 points ago

                                                    Strange, I wonder if squirrels have the ability to process theobromine and all that other stuff.

                                                    Edit: wikipedia says rodents don't have any problems with it really, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

                                                    [–]KentDixson 10 points11 points ago

                                                    Yeah... So that's not /r/WTF

                                                    [–]NorthernSkeptic 6 points7 points ago

                                                    Nice try, Snickers marketing guy

                                                    [–]Moara7 2 points3 points ago

                                                    College campus squirrels are always morbidly obese. What does that tell you about sudents' habits?

                                                    [–]spanglish14 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Checked comments to see if a bunch of dickwads had made 'fat american' jokes. Was not disappointed.

                                                    [–]2snakes1moon 0 points1 point ago

                                                    You're not you when you're hungry....

                                                    [–]CMacLaren 3 points4 points ago

                                                    Jokes on him, he's probably dead now.

                                                    [–]Admiral_Cuntfart 2 points3 points ago

                                                    America, where even the wildlife is obese

                                                    [–]dj_bizarro 5 points6 points ago

                                                    NOT WTF Stop upvoting this bullshit.

                                                    Edit: Aww I downvoted this shit when it had 12 upvotes and now this... /r/wtf you disgust me.

                                                    [–]abacobeachbum 15 points16 points ago

                                                    I disagree, as I'm sure that when his dad came back to the golf cart and saw the squirrel with his candy bar, he probably did not say, "aww." He probably said, "what the fuck," as I would have too.

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                                                      [–]overweight_squirrel 3 points4 points ago

                                                      Well we love dem snickers.

                                                      [–]Lillipout 3 points4 points ago

                                                      Can't a squirrel enjoy a Snickers in peace without the paparazzi finding out about it?

                                                      [–]JAYKAYJAYKAY 2 points3 points ago

                                                      Where'd I hide those nuts? Ah right, in the slab of chocolate.

                                                      [–]JSLEnterprises 2 points3 points ago

                                                      While observing fattened squirrels rummaging for more sustenance to store for the upcoming winter, we observed one who was not exhibiting the aforementioned behaviour.

                                                      After tracking his movements (or lack thereof) we watched as he pulled out a "Snickers" bar from a crevice within the tree, not too distant from his nest. It then proceeded to perch atop the crotch of the tree and began gnawing at said snickers bar, masticating loudly, while in turn, observing us.

                                                      [–]ifoundapenny -1 points0 points ago

                                                      Sometimes ya feel like a nut, sometimes ya also get a sugar rush from hell.

                                                      [–]wire_choir 1 point2 points ago

                                                      still healthier than a breakfast of two hot dogs with mustard...

                                                      [–]backdora_da_explora -1 points0 points ago

                                                      It's Crazy: May Contain Nuts.

                                                      [–]redbreaker -1 points0 points ago

                                                      I had the same thing happen once with a crow or raven idk which... but he flew down to the cart while we were putting and stole a Reese Cup out of the cart and then sat on the power lines above the next tee eating it... taunting us...

                                                      [–]bravelittle_toaster 2 points3 points ago

                                                      The CEOs are handing out Snickers to different animals to get free advertising from Redditors.

                                                      [–]kremlinmirrors 0 points1 point ago

                                                      I watched a squirrel on my campus eating a PayDay...if only I had my camera.

                                                      [–]Chardizhard 1 point2 points ago

                                                      You're not you when you're hungry!

                                                      [–]darahen2004 -2 points-1 points ago

                                                      son of a bitch

                                                      [–]Keith11 -1 points0 points ago

                                                      GET SOME!

                                                      [–]Verbose_Slayer 0 points1 point ago

                                                      but its got nuts in it, so that's good right? right?

                                                      [–]SackFulloApplez 0 points1 point ago

                                                      surprised he can still climb trees.

                                                      [–]Amandakayyyy 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Awe, it's so fat! _^

                                                      [–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes -1 points0 points ago

                                                      wow. Snickers really DOES satisfy.

                                                      [–]ppfftt 0 points1 point ago

                                                      it really satisfies!

                                                      [–]SanToki86 0 points1 point ago

                                                      i really hope OP shamed the little bastard. look at that little chub chub, sneaking treats in a tree!

                                                      [–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Impressive he climbed up the tree with it

                                                      [–]Daedelous2k 1 point2 points ago

                                                      He isn't going anywhere for a while.

                                                      [–]Captain_Blood 0 points1 point ago

                                                      How did that squirrel cut that huge branch?

                                                      [–]guitarallday 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Now I want a snickers

                                                      [–]neutralchaos 0 points1 point ago

                                                      How many did you feed him so you could get your perfect picture?

                                                      [–]emeryshores 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Relevant.

                                                      [–]sim1kinu 0 points1 point ago

                                                      he was hungry, so he didnt wait

                                                      [–]jleonardbc 1 point2 points ago

                                                      America's getting too meta. I'm out.

                                                      [–]PEN15_CLUB_CHAIRMAN 0 points1 point ago

                                                      /r/aww

                                                      [–]Undead_Zach 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Stickers Satisfies...

                                                      [–]so_i_happened -1 points0 points ago

                                                      What a pathetic little thrill it was to connect my username to the title of this post.

                                                      [–]Kriicz 0 points1 point ago

                                                      I can say that this squirrel is... chunky

                                                      YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!

                                                      [–]JENJUICEE 0 points1 point ago

                                                      God damn this gets an up vote

                                                      [–]LittleCucumber -1 points0 points ago

                                                      WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?!

                                                      [–]iDrawlife 0 points1 point ago

                                                      A squirrel is eating a snickers, your argument is invalid

                                                      [–]mihujo 0 points1 point ago

                                                      That squirrel's nuts

                                                      [–]twirrel 0 points1 point ago

                                                      The squirrels in the park near my college were like that. Tried to have a picnic there once with my boyfriend and the little monsters almost made off with our cinnamon rolls. It also wasn't that uncommon to see squirrels jumping out of campus trash cans and waddling off with half-eaten donuts or pizza.

                                                      We also had a professor that I honestly know by no other name than "the Squirrel Whisperer" who used to leave peanuts on the windowsill of his office. He apparently forgot to close the window properly over spring break one year, a pack of squirrels broke in, ransacked/demolished his office, and ate all of the peanuts out of his stash for them.

                                                      [–]BuzzKillingtonThe4th 0 points1 point ago

                                                      IT IS A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL WITH A CANDY BAR. CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

                                                      [–]thegoodsyo 1 point2 points ago

                                                      When I was in college I was walking home from class and out from a bush runs this portly squirrel with an entire piece of pizza in its mouth- toppings intact.

                                                      [–]bartacc 0 points1 point ago

                                                      This isn't WTF. More like "aww" :p

                                                      [–]DanIsHere 1 point2 points ago

                                                      It's the Chris Christie of squirrels.

                                                      [–]omg2k 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Chunky chipmunk.

                                                      [–]froggyhare46 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Yeah, that happened to me with my sandwich a couple of weeks ago.

                                                      [–]Csoltis 0 points1 point ago

                                                      That squirrel is just tryin to get a nut.

                                                      [–]CakeBreath 0 points1 point ago

                                                      If there's one thing Reddit has taught me, it's that there is a raging obesity epidemic in squirrels. r/FatSquirrelAwareness?

                                                      [–]Noaddictions 0 points1 point ago

                                                      It got some nuts.

                                                      [–]evergreenguts -2 points-1 points ago

                                                      FUNNY pic....BELONGS IN r/FUNNY,or r/pic! Downvotes

                                                      [–]whenuseeit 0 points1 point ago

                                                      When I was young I lived right next door to a pizza shop. One day I witnessed two squirrels dragging AN ENTIRE FUCKING PIZZA to the top of the monkey bars on my swingset. Those fat fucks sat themselves down and ate the whole damn thing.

                                                      [–]FantasyZoloft 0 points1 point ago

                                                      The only thing about this that made me say "WTF?" was that this is the top post on r/WTF...

                                                      [–]spanky12493 -1 points0 points ago

                                                      WTF?!?! why is this in wtf? oh does that count? I dont think so

                                                      [–]impatspence 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Hey this is my cousins picture hahah

                                                      [–]ButtFuckSlutsGoNuts 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Why's it always the fat squirrel that finds candy?

                                                      [–]MisSutcliffe 0 points1 point ago

                                                      When I was young, around St Patrick's day I would go "leprechaun hunting". I'd leave those chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil under a laundry basket, held up by a stick, with that stick tied to a string. The coins kept disappearing and I was ecstatic until my mother told me to look out the window... turns out a squirrel had been stealing the coins, not leprechauns. :(

                                                      [–]Mellen_Head 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Wow. Look at that squirrel eating a snickers!

                                                      Nope it's just Check Testa.

                                                      [–]TommiQ 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Oh you little :3

                                                      [–]realister 1 point2 points ago

                                                      one fat squirrel

                                                      [–]fondsdorgue 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Next he'll be eating it with a fork and knife!

                                                      [–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Danny the Squirrel is all about the nuts.

                                                      [–]imaninfraction 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Where's the rock keeping it up?

                                                      [–]euyis -1 points0 points ago

                                                      This... This belongs to aww.

                                                      [–]khortonworld 0 points1 point ago

                                                      you can have the snicker, but ain't nobody laying a finger on my butterfingers

                                                      [–]jjvthatisme 0 points1 point ago

                                                      This post is absolutely Nuts, in fact all of the comments so far have been Nutty!

                                                      [–]TAPAC 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Chuck Testa

                                                      [–]psnotsure 0 points1 point ago

                                                      In my old backyard, there was an average of ~8 squirrels at once. I loved to make peanut butter sandwiches for them.

                                                      [–]GuitarRed 0 points1 point ago

                                                      I love snickers. So did my dead grammy. Snickers rule. I can't decide if I want a tattoo of the logo or not.

                                                      [–]Koolkid718 -1 points0 points ago

                                                      B B GUN....

                                                      [–]Johnnyorks 0 points1 point ago

                                                      What if that's a real human, but he's hungry.

                                                      "You are not you when you're hungry" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnjtxfIJDE

                                                      [–]jdol06 0 points1 point ago

                                                      You're not yourself when you're hungry.

                                                      [–]enzo32ferrari 0 points1 point ago

                                                      "look at what you guys have done to nature! the birds in New York don't even fly! I mean they can, they just don't. You try and scare them, 'AAAAHHHH', walks away" - Dave Chappelle

                                                      [–]Blitzing 1 point2 points ago

                                                      trickle down economics at play

                                                      [–]Bunnybutt406 0 points1 point ago

                                                      that is awesome.

                                                      [–]chrishanator007 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Finally my life is at the peak of meaningfulness

                                                      [–]Evolutionary_Mishap 0 points1 point ago

                                                      That's pretty nutty.

                                                      [–]OblivionGuardsman 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Give me back my snickers!

                                                      [–]sinenox 0 points1 point ago

                                                      This is what happens when squirrels figure out how Halloween works.

                                                      [–]DeafTalk -1 points0 points ago

                                                      The lengths a squirrel will go to try and get a nut...reminds me of me and all the fugly chicks I've titty fucked with my ass in their face.

                                                      [–]thrivestorm 1 point2 points ago

                                                      Here is a squirrel I found with a sandwich:

                                                      http://i.imgur.com/eT81j.jpg

                                                      [–]elbags 1 point2 points ago

                                                      That's one fat fucking squirrel.

                                                      [–]IhateToronto 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Yours?

                                                      [–]CancerDetector 1 point2 points ago

                                                      This isn't WTF you fuckup!

                                                      [–]azuldream 0 points1 point ago

                                                      Dat winter bulk!

                                                      [–]Derwos 1 point2 points ago

                                                      A fat fucking squirrel stole my fucking snickers bar!!

                                                      [–]jahoney 0 points1 point ago

                                                      WTF!!??

                                                      amirite

                                                      [–]anAffirmativeAtheist 0 points1 point ago

                                                      He chopped down the tree branch with a candy bar?!!

                                                      Whaaaaaaaa!

                                                      [–]mr-clean1 0 points1 point ago

                                                      that would make a good commercial for snickers (even squirrels want it) because the nuts......

                                                      [–]mezihoth 0 points1 point ago

                                                      I love how easy it is to anthropomorphize squirrels, those tiny man-like hands

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