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[–]TeamRoscoe 90 points91 points ago

how hard is it to find a fire hydrant

[–]Jackpancake 25 points26 points ago

Thank you.

[–]CatMadeOfFur 6 points7 points ago

They are near extinct where I live.

[–]NyankoLand 1 point2 points ago

Where do you live

[–]indiemanguy 6 points7 points ago

Africa

[–]CatMadeOfFur 0 points1 point ago

Where there are lots of trees.

[–]frost162 11 points12 points ago

Did it take them long to find one?

[–]tockcease 16 points17 points ago

Your friend on the left needs to work on his squat form. He appeared to have kept the weight on his heels which is a good thing, other then that he needs some work. Not a fan of how far his knees go past his toes, his hips are turning under in the hole, and hes leaning to far forward keeping the weight off his center axis making the lift more difficult. All these can be fixed with a little stretching and going back to basics on form.

Best wishes on his training.

[–]E13ven 6 points7 points ago

Bro unless he slammed 250 grams of waxy maize for maximum vascularity hes totally going to go straight catabolic after that picture was taken bro its simple broscience

[–]heze420 3 points4 points ago

brohonestly?

[–]PackmanR 1 point2 points ago

Bro? Do you even lift?

[–]suburb 7 points8 points ago

Woah a fire hydrant! I've never seen one in person.. it must have taken them years to find such an endangered species.

[–]michaelelder 35 points36 points ago

[–]PDXbot 34 points35 points ago

[–]zoob32 30 points31 points ago

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 84 points85 points ago

[–]AyeAyeLtd 12 points13 points ago

I cannot stop laughing at this!

[–]GFandango 5 points6 points ago

I'm looking forward to a 'my attempt' reply to this one

[–]lupe2012 3 points4 points ago

/thread

[–]WhatDoesN00bMean 0 points1 point ago

I laughed progressively more until this one. Now I can't stop laughing. Seriously. Someone call a doctor or something. Please hurry!

[–]michaelelder 1 point2 points ago

[–]RETARD96 2 points3 points ago

i like yours better

[–]ZeroPaladn 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say this, but looks like it's been done.

I'ma gonna move along now.

[–]pardon_my_misogyny 27 points28 points ago

Hell yeah, UBC engineers.

[–]Loreat 6 points7 points ago

Time for a tanking!

[–]canuckfanatic 13 points14 points ago

I was like "hey, I recognize those jackets..." and then I was like "hey, I recognize those bricks..." and then it clicked. it's not very often I see UBC posts outside of /r/ubc

[–]onering 3 points4 points ago

I recognized the jackets. But where was this pic taken?

[–]dragoneye 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that is Biological Sciences just up from the bookstore, however the grass and pathway aren't recognizable, but I am chalking that up to all the recent renovations of main mall.

[–]cz1501 0 points1 point ago

You're right, it's by the bookstore

[–]pardon_my_misogyny 0 points1 point ago

We took the picture right beside the bookstore.

[–]paintedblank 0 points1 point ago

I went through the exact same thought process. Suspiciously familiar red jackets and ohh just look at the pattern of those bricks!

[–]DogfoodEnforcer 1 point2 points ago

that was my exact thought process too!

[–]Red_AtNight 3 points4 points ago

Ahh, my alma mater...

[–]trevs231 0 points1 point ago

I want to hear the back story to this now. Wonder if it was one of our pranks.

[–]pardon_my_misogyny 2 points3 points ago

Not much back story, we were just walking home after a Cheez party (Enviro) and we found the fire hydrant all set up for a spraying. So we did what any rational engineers would do. We made it look like we were jizzing on each other and took a picture. Then we tried to get into the steam tunnels.

[–]casual_complimenter 0 points1 point ago

Which didn't work because they've pulled up all the damn ladders.

[–]pardon_my_misogyny 0 points1 point ago

Really? Goddammit. At least I got a chance to go in my first year. So there's no way in anymore?

[–]casual_complimenter 0 points1 point ago

Eh, not from what I've found. I searched for a while a few weeks back. You can still climb down and get back out easily enough, but whether or not you can get the lid off without a ladder to stand on is questionable.

[–]daedaluscapn 9 points10 points ago

Don't fuck with fire hydrants assholes

[–]Thehealeroftri 3 points4 points ago

This, my fellow men, is what Zinc supplements do to a man.

[–]jonathanrdt 1 point2 points ago

Relevant: Zinc is also very good for your skin.

[–]Krobelux 4 points5 points ago

Where did he find one? I've been looking for the past 12 seconds and I haven't....

..oh wait nevermind.

[–]DeadRat 3 points4 points ago

Your friends are from a 60's teen movie?

[–]Dangerzone812 3 points4 points ago

Never mix viagra and beer together.

[–]ADDandy 0 points1 point ago

eye spy with my little eye, engineers from UBC! nice reds boys.

[–]Orinxx 2 points3 points ago

those reds look familiar.

[–]rkd90 4 points5 points ago

UBC Engineers broke the top 100?

[–]pardon_my_misogyny 1 point2 points ago

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

[–]LoverOfBacon 2 points3 points ago

This reminds me of the Scary Movie ejeculations

[–]ecp12 0 points1 point ago

Blastin' ya in the mouth!

[–]Ameatypie 0 points1 point ago

That man is clearly a porn star.

[–]NoNoNoFingerPrince 0 points1 point ago

To me this looks less like your friend is pissing and more like he is dying after getting impaled by an intense stream of water.

[–]juniorking66 1 point2 points ago

I too found a fire hydrant

[–]Prusk 1 point2 points ago

Mind blowing

[–]KennedyRules6 0 points1 point ago

Seems polish to me. That can't be good.

[–]Lets-Fighting-Love 0 points1 point ago

I <3 my 80% male faculty.

[–]chahn777 0 points1 point ago

So...it was so high pressured it went through his head and killed him?

[–]Vinnie497 1 point2 points ago

[–]10GuyIsDrunk 0 points1 point ago

The shadows really ruin this.

[–]biekksa 1 point2 points ago

WHO THE HELL ARE WE?

[–]Bropetual_Nonsense 0 points1 point ago

funny thing was that someone screamed that at us as we took the picture

[–]sam_cursed 1 point2 points ago

UBC engineers represent woohoo!

[–]ChinaGun 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this right here

[–]cygnusx1_ 0 points1 point ago

UBC REPRESENT

[–]krpsu88 -5 points-4 points ago

The Brazzers logo is missing...