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[–]nickthecreator 114 points115 points ago

I Jackie Chan!

[–]throwbacklyrics 112 points113 points ago

[–]shadowfax88 18 points19 points ago

I've seen this clip dozens of times, but I can't help but click whenever someone posts it.

Damn, Jason Isaacs. You handsome.

[–]mapkinase 15 points16 points ago

I man becomes a legend not when you interact with him, he becomes a legend when you interact with somebody who interacted with him.

[–]IWasGregInTokyo 161 points162 points ago

[–]cptjmshook 53 points54 points ago

"Jackie always OK!"

[–]Gerka 46 points47 points ago

filta fish

[–]backdora_da_explora 24 points25 points ago

FILKUH FIYUSH

[–]Akelzero 88 points89 points ago

That was a good use of 11 minutes of my life.

[–]seescottspaz 21 points22 points ago

I always dreamed to square graden.

Edit: was going to fix graden but, I like it. It stays.

[–]Didub 4 points5 points ago

Graden2

It was less fulfilling than I'd hoped.

[–]big_dog_woof 19 points20 points ago

Man working with Jackie Chan seems awesome. He has such a good nature and great sense of humor.

[–]Sototo013 16 points17 points ago

He actually is really nice. Long story short my uncle worked in the catering business during his early years, the company my uncle worked for was hired to cater for the set of a movie jackie Chan was in and long story short Jackie Chan offered to help make breakfast; the longer version is more humorous but this should suffice and show how awesome and nice Jackie Chan is.

[–]daverod74 5 points6 points ago

Long version, please??

[–]carlotta4th 5 points6 points ago

Man working with Jackie Chan seems awesome.

But I enjoyed your story anyway. I'm sure Chan's also nice. =)

[–]primitive_screwhead 2 points3 points ago

"Man, working with..." is what was meant.

[–]carlotta4th 1 point2 points ago

Oh. I suppose punctuation changes the meaning entirely, then. XD

[–]MustardOrPants 0 points1 point ago

Whose time are you trying to save? Nobody's in a hurry here.

[–]IWasGregInTokyo -1 points0 points ago

Jackie Chan really is nice. But even he has his limits.

Saw him at Vancouver airport once, lots of people coming up asking for pictures, autographs, etc. He was completely accommodating.

However, my wife went up to him a second time at the wrong time after he'd settled down to play some hand-held video game. He was obviously annoyed and took a good look at the boarding pass she'd given him to autograph. He then signed the part that gets taken by the machine.

I respect him for doing that because my wife can be VERY annoying.

[–]Indoorsman 17 points18 points ago

Goddamn Jackie Chan is durable, he is no spring chicken and he is always taking a beating in every movie.

[–]insideoutduck 6 points7 points ago

I've not even seen any of the Rush Hour movies and these are some of my favourite bloopers of all time.

[–]bodmon 7 points8 points ago

Square Marden

[–]yoshilover 7 points8 points ago

Loco Poco

[–]zarthonia 4 points5 points ago

Cauch a bullet!

[–]illmatic707 1 point2 points ago

My daddy once cotch a burret.

[–]neonroad 0 points1 point ago

Love the amount of meta used in his jokes.

[–]borsvadim 0 points1 point ago

God I love those guys!

[–]SuicideKoS 1 point2 points ago

Thank you so much.

[–]saraht0ga 364 points365 points ago

[–]NicestPersonAlive 70 points71 points ago

Holy fuck, the comments on that video...

[–]Darth2132 188 points189 points ago

"the reddit army has arrived"

No, don't say that. That's fucking wrong.

[–]devilkin 89 points90 points ago

That's 4chan or 9Gag that says that to make reddit look idiotic. It's not reddit.

[–]Darth2132 142 points143 points ago

I want to believe.

[–]treycook 45 points46 points ago

Reddit tends to act like an annoying little brother on the weekend.

[–]A--LOT 32 points33 points ago

Because there's no school on the weekends.

[–]162534 46 points47 points ago

It is reddit.

9gag doesn't wait for these threads to attack and post le reddit army. 90% of 9gag is people on facebook who don't care what reddit is

[–]WORRIED_GORILLA 26 points27 points ago

Yup.

Nobody seems to realize that a bunch of kids do go on Reddit.

That and trolls within Reddit.

[–]hobbes987 1 point2 points ago

As long as people keep reacting to these posts in this manner, they will continue. This is exactly the sort of reaction they are trying to get out of Reddit, and it works every time.

[–]hywaf56 11 points12 points ago

Nah, its just redditors baiting other redditors into getting angry. And it works every single time.

[–]FortyFs 21 points22 points ago

It's not reddit.

You're in denial.

Spend some time on front-paged video comments (or even rising ones, before stuff is relinked on 4chan/9gag) and you'll see that the referrer on this garbage is very often reddit itself.

Plus it's not like 4chan/9gag have a monopoly on morons. Reddit is just better at filtering them out... usually.

[–]ibestalkinyo -1 points0 points ago

I disagree. Have you ever been to any comment section?

[–]johnylaw 6 points7 points ago

Yes it is.

[–]chronox21 -3 points-2 points ago

Most likely it's some kid on Reddit who wants youtube karma.

[–]badphish94 0 points1 point ago

Why would someone go through the comments over 60 posts in into a post of a picture to find a video on youtube to troll? That seems like they're spending so much time just to troll. Aren't they just a lurker?

[–]snsdfour3v3r -1 points0 points ago

He's right. Because I do it. I don't look for these threads specifically, but when I happen to see one, I can't resist posting "LE REDDIT ARMY HAS ARRIVED" or "THUMBS UP IF REDDIT BROT U HERE" on the YouTube video. The effort it takes is minimal but the amount of butthurt from redditors is astronomical.

[–]badphish94 0 points1 point ago

Do an AMA.

[–]Kinbensha 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever looked at downvoted comments? Reddit is full of idiots. We just feel that people are decently witty because we mainly see highly upvoted comments.

[–]Endyo 0 points1 point ago

No one will stop and think for a half second to realize that. They just pointlessly comment about how much of an asshole that person is and feeds their trolling ways.

[–]MarkJankowski -3 points-2 points ago

4chan says it's 9gag. And 9gag users are to stupid to think of something like that, so I'm betting it's reddit users.

[–]asdjo -3 points-2 points ago

I say it all the time. Hell, I have it saved so I don't even have to type it.

It makes people angry, and makes me giggle.

[–]heylookitsmykel 1 point2 points ago

Meh, who's it harming? I mean, really.

[–]StonedTom420 0 points1 point ago

I always thumbs up that comment on youtube because I figure if it gets to the top the trolls lose.

[–]Ianiks -2 points-1 points ago

4chan still thinks we're the guys who say "Le". Or not. I seriously can't even tell if they're trolling anymore.

[–]mushmancat 236 points237 points ago

Who needs video when we have a picture

[–]biggesta333 136 points137 points ago

with WORDS

[–]Skizot_Bizot 29 points30 points ago

I wish people would put full episodes of shows in that format. It's sometimes even funnier.

[–]Diabolical_Intention 12 points13 points ago

Awesome, thanks.

[–]SplitFigure 13 points14 points ago

Great laugh by random guy behind the camera.

[–]KohKohPuffs 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Ricky Gervais.

[–]Jwoey 0 points1 point ago

The way he said "Oh Freeze" reminds me of Joey from Friends on $100,000 pyramid.

[–]jewdo 67 points68 points ago

I love jackie chan and the outtakes at the end are my favorite parts. I saw a documentary on kung fu movies and it was Jackie's idea to put the outtakes at the end of his movies.

[–]yalldontknowme 5 points6 points ago

I always knew one day I would get to spew my admiration for Jackie Chan! Did you know his parents almost sold him for 100 dollars to cover the hospital expenses of his own birth?! His parents got the money together at the last minute and took him home. He a balla.

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[–]jewdo 2 points3 points ago

Probably not, the documentary said that Jackie Chan thought that people would enjoy seeing them so he pushed the producers to include them.

[–]DeadlySphinx 16 points17 points ago

Love his movies, the bloopers at the end are the best.

[–]stringer_bell1 32 points33 points ago

50 million dollaz?! who u think you got...Chelsea Grammar?!

[–]zeroGamer 11 points12 points ago

Is it Chelsea or Kelsey?

[–]backdora_da_explora 16 points17 points ago

Chelsea Carter? Chelsea Clinton?

[–]Immynimmy 3 points4 points ago

It's hilarious cause Chris Tucker and Bill Clinton are best friends in real life.

[–]yalldontknowme 1 point2 points ago

I just replaced Jackie Chan with Bill Clinton for rush hour and surprisingly, it is still funny.

[–]wowlagmaster 8 points9 points ago

well it worked he put a smile on the faces

[–]slowbar1 20 points21 points ago

[–]yalldontknowme 11 points12 points ago

Jackie Chaaaaaan! Why aren't you my father?

[–]thesandbar2 3 points4 points ago

Well, Jackie Chan's kid wasn't that awesome =P.

[–]yalldontknowme 5 points6 points ago

He has children? WHY NOT ME?!!

[–]brokenguitarstring 0 points1 point ago

your mother didn't bork him, that's why

[–]yalldontknowme 0 points1 point ago

My mother doesn't bork! What?!

[–]artydecor 1 point2 points ago

Actually his kid has been doing ok. I mean, obviously it's hard to live up to his father, but at least he's not annoying about it like other kids with famous parents.

[–]KICKERMAN360 1 point2 points ago

Well, certainly not in Jackie Chan's opinion. He decided his son gets nothing when he dies and has to prove his own worth since his son apparently isn't very responsible with money.

[–]keeponsmilin 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations Jackie Chan on 100 years

[–]UncleTedGenneric 6 points7 points ago

[–]brokenguitarstring 13 points14 points ago

[–]Menospan 7 points8 points ago

ONE MOOOOAR THING

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

Good play.
Jade's voice is burned into my brain more than his. Any time she was kidnapped...

[–]JiovanniTheGREAT 9 points10 points ago

Someone likes Jackie Chan on Facebook.

[–]ESPguitarist 7 points8 points ago

Jackie Chan is awesome. Movie star, Pop star, and awesome guy by day...ninja by night.

[–]GoldRider 0 points1 point ago

awesome guy by day

Not when someone mentions Taiwan.

[–]michellemustudy 2 points3 points ago

Lol at "Chinese people aren't pets"

[–]GummyJelly 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, well... Fuck Taiwan!

[–]GoldRider 0 points1 point ago

How about no. Fuck the PRC.

[–]I_am_godzilla 1 point2 points ago

Whoa..never knew about that. That's a terrifying thought. "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? " indeed...

[–]kalani203 -1 points0 points ago

nothing there makes him any less awesome of a person in my eyes, those were very tame comments that were blown way out of proportion.

[–]phillycheese 0 points1 point ago

Nah, he's right in what he said. The ex-president of Taiwan was found guilty of embezzling tens of millions USD for personal gain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Shui-bian

He is currently serving a 20 year sentence. Chen Shui Bian is a piece of shit, and only the uneducated bumpkins would vote for him. He is like the Mitt Romney of Taiwan, only even more retarded and greedy.

[–]hiphopkilledmyhamste 0 points1 point ago

also ""They know, 'if I can get the torch, I can go on the TV for the world news'." Chan felt the country was trying to improve and the Olympics is a chance for the country to open up and learn from the outside world and vice versa. "We are not right about everything. Things are getting better in China but we can change and are changing. We want to learn from the rest of the world as well as teach others about our ways and our culture." How is this controversial? It's the guys damn opinion!

[–]dubdubdubdot 6 points7 points ago

Jackie Chan is an underrated legend.

[–]projecteightysix 4 points5 points ago

[–]arud5 19 points20 points ago

is it less racist to laugh at Jackie Chan's engrish because I genuinely enjoy his acting?

[–]fortrines 47 points48 points ago

It's less racist not to make anything involving different people racist.

[–]autodidact89 13 points14 points ago

It's funny because of his bad English, not because he's Chinese.

[–]pizzatacos 1 point2 points ago

Jackie chan is the best.

[–]war-turtle 3 points4 points ago

Name ten things that aren't Jackie Chan!

[–]IgnosticZealot 0 points1 point ago

Jackie chan

[–]Squeezymo 0 points1 point ago

What about fleas?

[–]Kittetor 0 points1 point ago

Cheese Brother Trucker!

[–]forbiscuit 1 point2 points ago

[–]zeroskie 0 points1 point ago

i love jackie chan

[–]larhavoc 0 points1 point ago

Even though this is a repost, I'll up vote it cause it's funny as hell.

[–]johnps4010 0 points1 point ago

I've always wanted to Square Marden.

[–]asiriphong -1 points0 points ago

Ah, Jackie is so awesome. He;s my uncle's doppleganger. Now I have to search for a picture to prove the striking resemblance.

[–]NaughtyDreadz -1 points0 points ago

fleeze...

[–]JmTCyoU 0 points1 point ago

Just smile and wait for the flash

[–]Bibliophobia 0 points1 point ago

Jackie Chan posted this on Facebook today

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

Seems more effective to me. If you scream "Freeze" the badguys will be like, "Oh shit, where's my gun?!". But if you scream "Cheese" the badguys will be all, "WTF is he talking about?" and then he will be all, "Oh shit, where's my gun?!". You just bought yourself a second or two.

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point ago

I like the one with the horse.

[–]bring_the_thunder -1 points0 points ago

RIP Jackie. We'll miss you.

[–]Jet_Age_of_Tomorrow 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory link on how to appreciate Jackie even more.

[–]tigerpoptart 0 points1 point ago

jackieeeeeeeee!!!

[–]mike213player213 0 points1 point ago

There is only 1 thing better then jackie chan movies, the bloopers.

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that -2 points-1 points ago

Wow, this was just posted by the Jackie Chan page on Facebook. Is this what we're doing now? Scouring Facebook for things we can whore for karma? It's like the Human Centipede but the final link is tied to the first for a neverending cycle of poop.

[–]xpwnagee 1 point2 points ago

lol, i saw this on facebook first. never thought it would happen

[–]GoingDownMilhouse -2 points-1 points ago

My friend made a quick video poking fun of Chris Tucker butchering lines in Rush Hour http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9XMKTNMFQ8

[–]LostNbound 0 points1 point ago

I love Jackie but the man's been making American movies for years. You'd figure he'd grasped our language by now lol

[–]munnyfish -1 points0 points ago

you got this from jackie chan's facebook didnt you

[–]inherendo -3 points-2 points ago

Love his movies, but his acting makes me cringe when its trying to be serious.

[–]JmTCyoU 0 points1 point ago

Watch 1911

[–]Avarra -4 points-3 points ago

Jackie Chan himself said that he doesn't like the rush hour films.

[–]Jet_Age_of_Tomorrow 3 points4 points ago

He never flat out said he disliked it, he just preferred the plots of his Chinese films better.