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Wrong shirt choice for visiting day at convalescent home (naughtybits.us)

submitted ago by chrisgrizle

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[–]Tao23 194 points195 points ago

The douche on this one goes to 11.

[–]khalkhalash 73 points74 points ago

Motherfucker looks like he's about to go and audition as as "backup douche #1" in Good Charlotte.

[–]heythisislonglolwtf 44 points45 points ago

I thought it WAS one of the douches from Good Charlotte.

[–]Drodain 2 points3 points ago

It's not? I was convinced it was Benji Madden until I saw, and this is gonna sound weird, his lack of tattoos.

[–]mangletron 12 points13 points ago

same couple http://i.imgur.com/IJ5CY.jpg

[–]La_Strada 8 points9 points ago

So uh..are they actually a thing?

[–]FaggotsScaredAtBBQ 15 points16 points ago

Yeah he just washed his tattoos off and changed his face.

[–]La_Strada 8 points9 points ago

I was actually asking if the couple in mangletrons picture was an item, seeing as how their t shirts seem to match up. My comment had nothing to do with OPs picture.

[–]Armbyants 1 point2 points ago

nor do we know what order the pictures were taken in; they both look younger in the latter, probably pre-tatoo and breathing machine?

[–]vrrrr 5 points6 points ago

Guy looks like a leprechaun.

[–]CitizenPremier 17 points18 points ago

I can smell shitty beer breath just looking at this picture.

[–]Inlakeshh 4 points5 points ago

She's sick man lay off

[–]WrethZ 2 points3 points ago

At least he's visiting

[–]schocko777 43 points44 points ago

Definitely not the worst choice this guy has ever made.

[–]Benditlikebaker 58 points59 points ago

I'm more concerned with how much of his eyebrows he has shaved off.. I'm a chick and I have more eyebrows than that...

[–]irate_one 32 points33 points ago

How many more eyebrows do you have. I have two eyebrows like the people in the picture, is this not normal?

[–]-jellybeans- 25 points26 points ago

One is plenty for me

[–]Benditlikebaker 0 points1 point ago

I meant... he has shaved off too much in the middle. Mine are longer than his.. which means he did too much

[–]circ_le_jerk_69 11 points12 points ago

Love has no age

[–]CellularBeing 11 points12 points ago

That's what I tell my bride, but I think he's too young to understand what I'm saying.

[–]circ_le_jerk_69 3 points4 points ago

My girlfriend told me that I'm a pedophile. I told her that's an awful big word for an 8 year old.

[–]peggo8 15 points16 points ago

well she is his main bitch

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot 10 points11 points ago

Aw, she's not my girlfriend dad, she's just my bottom bitch.

[–]szyzygy 4 points5 points ago

The lady seems pretty cool. I bet she was fun as fuck a few decades ago.

[–]Snowy1234 -1 points0 points ago

You mean something like this? http://www.jollygoodjokes.com/ver2008_joke.asp?at_num=1922

[–]szyzygy 0 points1 point ago

haha, hellz yeah. Love it. that's gonna be all of us someday. Hopefully.

[–]durpfursh 16 points17 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Stay Classy... 1com 15pts 17dys WTF
I... Wha.... I have no words for this... 13coms 151pts 4mos WTF
You're doing it wrong 101coms 549pts 1yr funny
Nice shirt....douche 20coms 346pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Username_Storytime 7 points8 points ago

chrisgrizle only recirculates stale reposts, so yeahh

[–]FiddleQ 7 points8 points ago

Turn that shirt inside out young man!

[–]blade2000 1 point2 points ago

Nice repost...

[–]jonaheim88 2 points3 points ago

fuck you. you know as well as we do that this is not only unoriginal..its all over the damn internet.

[–]chemist42 2 points3 points ago

Wow this is freaking nuts, I actually know that guy! We grew up in the same crappy little town and he used to hang out with my brother. He's really not that bad of a guy...although this picture definitely suggests otherwise. Funny shit!

[–]Snowy1234 0 points1 point ago

They eyebrows say otherwise..

[–]MakeLoveNotWarcraft 2 points3 points ago

Something tells me this dude doesn't give a shit. Also: what the hell is that on the side of his head?

[–]ScarToes 2 points3 points ago

Sunglasses

[–]ImurderREALITY 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or does he have a piece of paper taped to the back of his head?

[–]levb1 13 points14 points ago

They're part of his sunglasses. His douchy sunglasses.

[–]FAPmakesmeaSAP 3 points4 points ago

Some of the nicest people in the world look like that.

[–]dbl-tap 6 points7 points ago

Maybe, but come on.
Why would anyone with any decency wear that shirt for a picture with an old woman. And if you say unexpected picture opportunity, then yes, turn that shit inside out or backwards. This makes you look like a total douche. No excuse.

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[–]tweezyb 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I'm guessing it's his "cool" grandma who swears and smokes a little weed, and generally doesn't give a fuck.

[–]scottiesetsfire 7 points8 points ago

Nope!

[–]curiositykilledpussy -3 points-2 points ago

upvote for username.

[–]seeteethree 0 points1 point ago

Wait, there's a day you think might be appropriate? (There's not.)

[–]chrisgrizle[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe if you wear it to a club or a party, this might be funny in a novelty way, but taking this shirt to a convalescent home is far from appropriate.

[–]apriori12 2 points3 points ago

Even at a bar or a club, this shirt has "asshole" written all over it.

[–]JasonZX12R 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I believe it has "fuck" and "bitch" written on it.

[–]juicius -1 points0 points ago

He paid money for that shirt. That exceeds the douche quotient.

[–]theinvisiblenobody 0 points1 point ago

What an asshole! Visiting what might be his grandma and taking a picture with her! Piece of shit.

[–]mandilew 2 points3 points ago

I think the last six words of that title are unnecessary.

[–]thebaddub 1 point2 points ago

IIRC that's his grandma.

[–]jondavidbrooks 1 point2 points ago

What is possibly wrong about giving a womans last dying wish to get laid? Since we are all making assumptions here.

[–]Interrnet 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought that was a playing card taped to the side of his head. Then I realized it was just a white pair of sunglasses. I'm going to sleep now.

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

That's oogie boogie from the nightmare before Christmas. Which adds to his cliche douchebaggery.

[–]bitterbeings 1 point2 points ago

i thought the oogie boogie tattoo was his only saving grace :(

[–]Warkitz -3 points-2 points ago

do you paint your finger nails black and write poetry about how dark you are?

[–]bitterbeings 0 points1 point ago

i bet you thought real hard about that one, smart guy

[–]Warkitz 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit comments. I don't think.

[–]Jibblers -1 points0 points ago

MIGHT.

[–]Snaagle -1 points0 points ago

Like...What if he does..

[–]BTrex85 -1 points0 points ago

I think I might be more concerned with the state of his eyebrows. 0_o

[–]colslaue -1 points0 points ago

Wrong shirt choice for any day

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

As if her life wasn't challenging enough, she has to put up with this shit? You can just see the pain on her face. Poor lady. :/

[–]CCMclaughlin 0 points1 point ago

No, seriously, he honestly looks like he just might fuck her! Upvote!

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

Awesome level: heroine punk

[–]dtherese83 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if he plays his gin and rummy cards right

[–]princesscoral 0 points1 point ago

Or the right shirt. Depends on how you look at the situation...

[–]ser710 0 points1 point ago

The douche is high one.

[–]CyberneticDickslap 0 points1 point ago

Not to defend this moron, but I believe 'might' implies some wiggle room

[–]crazygal4u 0 points1 point ago

That's my cousin and grandma.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck" could mean never some back to see her and let her die alone.

[–]leveled -1 points0 points ago

If I'm not mistaken, this is rich hilfinger. Tommy's "rapper" son.

[–]_LOne 0 points1 point ago

Cra...... Crazytown???

[–]BringingChaos 0 points1 point ago

You know, you could be arrested for wearing that shirt?

[–]soggybagelboy 0 points1 point ago

Well I thought an Oogie Boogie tattoo would be cool but now I'm not sure...

[–]HighlySkilledMonkey 0 points1 point ago

That guy looks like a fucking douche.

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point ago

Matt Damon?

[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point ago

he could've at least put her on his left

[–]inloveagainithink 0 points1 point ago

He would be kinda goodlooking if he had more eyebrow.

[–]The_Butt_Stallion 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was a young version of Vincent D'Onofrio, but I couldn't explain the tattoos.

Here he is in Full Metal Jacket: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2213119744/nm0000352

[–]-HackThePlanet- 0 points1 point ago

Eyebrows

[–]abhorrentautomaton 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that is the wrong shirt choice for any occasion.

[–]ForgottenGlory -2 points-1 points ago

Brazzers

[–]marryjuana 3 points4 points ago

This....I've seen him fucking some chicks ass somewhere on the internets.

[–]ImAmericanfuckyou -1 points0 points ago

Change dat nose cannula.....

[–]not_charles_grodin 3 points4 points ago

I have a feeling that his shirt is just one in a long line of bad choices he's made.

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that's not a convalescent home and this has been posted many, many times.

[–]czr -1 points0 points ago

That poor lady =[

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Wrong shirt choice for every day.

[–]17jododd -1 points0 points ago

"+12 Douche Level"

[–]fuzzynyanko -3 points-2 points ago

The ladies there might actually like the shirt

[–]TheOtherMatt -3 points-2 points ago

What a dick.

[–]levb1 -5 points-4 points ago

Also a wrong choice of eyebrows for pretty much any day ever.

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[–]Mickeymousears 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]redditmorethanyou -1 points0 points ago

ha i fucking know that guy!

[–]Big_McLargeHuge42 1 point2 points ago

south FL? he looks familiar to me too

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Looks like scumbag steve to me.

[–]meginmich 0 points1 point ago

He looks really familiar - is he an actor or something?

[–]skytraingal 1 point2 points ago

Apparently I'm the only one who thinks he looks like Theo Rossi... unless you were too?

[–]meginmich 0 points1 point ago

Nope, that's not who I was thinking, but it's going to drive me crazy until I remember.

[–]Wozzle90 -2 points-1 points ago

The worst part is that it should read "I just might". That really bothers me.

[–]Jwat75309 -2 points-1 points ago

Is this you

[–]chrisgrizle[S] -5 points-4 points ago

Oh heavens no!

[–]T-REX_BONER -1 points0 points ago

She has the perfect expression here.

[–]sixstringthing -2 points-1 points ago

Vanilla Ice was never known for having good taste.

[–]georgeo -2 points-1 points ago

Only if she decides to throw him a mercy fuck.

[–]bojjenclon -3 points-2 points ago

Misunderstood douchebag?

Wears "I MIGHT JUST FUCK THIS BITCH" shirt, just got back from donating his other shirts to the poor.

[–]p0Pe -2 points-1 points ago

Is that earthworm Jim inked on your right arm?