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[–]majorkev 5 points6 points ago

Silly American... Thanksgiving happened already.

[–]typhoon937 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to fucking Kmart, my own personal hell

[–]Ka_blam 1 point2 points ago

Macy's too.

[–]sexierthanhisbrother 6 points7 points ago

That was on the front page yesterday, dipshit.

[–]FragileIdeals[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry I didn't see it yesterday nor did I find this on Reddit. I appreciate the constructive response though.

[–]Kr0nos 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, how dare you make him look at a picture he's seen before for 1.5 seconds. On this entirely cost-free public access website.

[–]slap-a-bass -2 points-1 points ago

for reals...some people. geez.

[–]Gustenpunkt -1 points0 points ago

Then take it down? Oh right then the karma would go away..

[–]AvianMinded 1 point2 points ago

There were stores decorating for Christmas before Halloween in my city. I think I want to start making a list of places to avoid when holiday shopping.

[–]itsmuddy 1 point2 points ago

I usually like getting into Christmas earlier because by the time it gets here people have pissed me off too much to enjoy it.

[–]Ididerus 1 point2 points ago

Anyone hear that Walmart commercial, "Over the river and through the woods to WALMART"?

[–]MurraMurra 0 points1 point ago

I make the most of it. Aldi (europe and Australia) started selling 'make your own gingerbread houses' so me and my friends got together and made a neighbourhood and ate them all.... so good

[–]Nali_Warcow 0 points1 point ago

[–]JeevesJaner 0 points1 point ago

[–]misterbojangles2010 1 point2 points ago

In a one horse open ...

Nay.

[–]grafguitarist08 1 point2 points ago

I prefer this version

[–]slap-a-bass -1 points0 points ago

OMG, those glasses are lenses down and the cat is stepping on them! I can't handle it!

[–]GoldenAxeWarrior 1 point2 points ago

Jingle Bells is a Thanksgiving song btw, I signed up here just to say that.