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[–]HiImGarrett 226 points227 points ago

A Rob Delaney joke, posted on Reddit, posted to Facebook, posted to Reddit, then reposted? Outta here.

[–]jsphenom08 30 points31 points ago

it's for the karmakarmakarmakarmakarma

[–]baxterg13 24 points25 points ago

chameleoooon

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

It comes, but it never seems to go.

[–]Babu_Honey_Bandger 4 points5 points ago

Whats with al the repost today

[–]ItsJustNigel 2 points3 points ago

Why does no one on this site entertain the notion that reposts might not be for karma, but because the poster saw something funny and thought that other people might find it funny as well?

[–]ohhhfoshooo 2 points3 points ago

Mainly because this guy posted the exact same picture and title that I screen printed from Facebook and posted to reddit a few months back.

Check my history...

[–]guitarallday 4 points5 points ago

I knew I saw this joke before

[–]xInToxiic 0 points1 point ago

You had me at a Rob Delaney joke.

[–]mainsoup 1 point2 points ago

its the circle of life

[–]hipstorian 0 points1 point ago

so meta.

[–]FiddlingAround -1 points0 points ago

If you replace "handsome" with "poop", this all makes more sense.

[–]trex88 35 points36 points ago

i hate it when im trying to repost then some guy just repost right after me and karmas much harder than i can.

[–]reddit_here 7 points8 points ago

bro, do you even karma?

[–]bashscrazy 1 point2 points ago

karma me IRL

[–]AmboC 71 points72 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Can't a guy just get his handsome on? 318coms 1730pts 2mos funny
Handsome (FB) 2coms -5pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]killingALLTHETIME 4 points5 points ago

Thank you.

[–]Spartickus -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say this. Been following him for a while and remembered reading this quite some time ago from him.

[–]shoeler 1 point2 points ago

he tweets like a thousand tweets a day but if i see one somewhere i can still somehow recognize it's his.

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[–]bluemountain20 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted, you're alerting the public to his activity

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[–]larkeith 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations, you're a moron.

[–]vedfolnir 4 points5 points ago

I finally understand Reddit. People save pictures from the main page then post them again once everyone has forgotten about them. Brilliant.

[–]not_charles_grodin 10 points11 points ago

Ugh, it's like being the second most well-endowed guy at the gangbang. Why even bother?

[–]SuperBicycleTony 2 points3 points ago

You do it for the most well-endowed guy, obviously.

[–]liquidive 1 point2 points ago

Cant a post just get its repost on?

[–]acaringi 14 points15 points ago

TIL handsome can be used as a verb

[–]lightningrod14 17 points18 points ago

I handsome, you handsome, he she me handsomes...

[–]Thehealeroftri 10 points11 points ago

Handsome: (V.) To engage in the act of handsoming.

[–]njraymondi 11 points12 points ago

Handsome, the study of handsology, it's first grade

[–]BossAtUCF 5 points6 points ago

Shouldn't it be "handsology, the study of handsome" to keep the same structure as "wumbology, the study of wumbo?"

[–]Helixdaunting 1 point2 points ago

Tell me more about this "Wumbo"...

[–]BossAtUCF 0 points1 point ago

It's a reference to Spongebob. Here is the scene.

[–]lightningrod14 -2 points-1 points ago

It's like, a pun or something.

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 1 point2 points ago

I just came here for the chili.

[–]A7X4REVer 1 point2 points ago

It's 1st grade stuff

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

"He handsome'd on her face"

It could mean several things right there.

[–]JakeSanchard 8 points9 points ago

You can verb anything nowadays.

[–]EMxWOLB 3 points4 points ago

I'd like to VERB her NOUN :)

[–]Knightbre -1 points0 points ago

Even the word "verb."

[–]kore464 3 points4 points ago

V v v Verb verb verb

verb verb's the word

[–]jsphenom08 1 point2 points ago

....Everybody knows that the verb is the word!

[–]immatellyouwhat -1 points0 points ago

I hate when people start verbing things when they shouldn't be verbed in the first place.

[–]ReverendUnk 1 point2 points ago

Verbing weirds language.

[–]UnnecessaryPhilology 1 point2 points ago

It is a verb, albeit "to handsome" has fallen out of common use the last few centuries. It meant not only "to make handsome" but also "to bring into proper condition." You could handsome on a subway for the ladies, or you could handsome a plough when it is bent.

[–]Droidsoldier 2 points3 points ago

I'll never know that feeling.

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[–]zingzong70 0 points1 point ago

I THINK you're getting downvoted because .png.

[–]d0m1n4t0r 1 point2 points ago

repost of a shitty fb post who stole it from twitter... go reddit, you rock on weekends

[–]kittymaridameowcy 0 points1 point ago

This wasn't funny the first time it was posted and isn't now.

[–]DrRetrobeef 0 points1 point ago

saw this long ago.. wasn't funny then either

[–]SamsTheMan91 1 point2 points ago

You must not be hamsome

[–]Puzzle128 -1 points0 points ago

First world problems...

[–]psychotronofdeth 0 points1 point ago

No one can out ugly me though.

[–]Hypochondriak 0 points1 point ago

Happens to me more often than not. Makes me feel stabby.

[–]PicklesofTruth 0 points1 point ago

I want nothing but the best for you guys, but I'm the most handsome man.

[–]Last_Gigolo 0 points1 point ago

Something rarely said by men.

[–]Goochzuntite 0 points1 point ago

I replaced 'handsome' with 'masturbate' in the corresponding form and it really saved the post for me.

[–]Avalon143 0 points1 point ago

This is only a good thing when it's your boyfriend.

[–]Not_A_Black_Person 0 points1 point ago

you mean "off" ;)))))

[–]bushmiesterPM 0 points1 point ago

if i see this on reddit again i give up on you guys fucking repost man

[–]zoltanps 0 points1 point ago

I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu. I thought I had deja vu.

[–]Downvotes_Facebook -1 points0 points ago

Leave it on Facebook

[–]Champloo- 1 point2 points ago

FU OP

[–]outdoors4life 1 point2 points ago

Terrible.

title comnts points age /r/
Can't a guy just get his handsome on? 318coms 1730pts 2mos funny
Handsome (FB) 2coms -5pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]plutoboy24 0 points1 point ago

What year is this?!

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

--Hipster

[–]blade2000 1 point2 points ago

Repost:

title comnts points age /r/
Can't a guy just get his handsome on? 318coms 1730pts 2mos funny
Handsome (FB) 2coms -5pts 1mo funny

[–]MaCaa 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine just posted this as his status... Now I feel like a fool for thinking he was funny! -__-

[–]NotCthulu 1 point2 points ago

Your repost killed my friend.

[–]ForsakenIV 1 point2 points ago

Hey everybody this guy is a phony... a big fat phony!

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

Did you get this from reddit and think reddit might enjoy it?

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, I just handsomed so hard.

[–]ubersaurus 0 points1 point ago

You should stop getting your repost on.

[–]Dont_Squeeze_me -2 points-1 points ago

This, but ALL THE TIME in our student house. i'm one of 2 guys and im starting to hate him.

[–]SunMoonTruth -3 points-2 points ago

Similarly, my dad felt kind of 'outdone' when he was driving along in his newly purchased brand new Mercedes feeling all kinds of happy and whatever, when a Roller pulled up beside us.

[–]kore464 -3 points-2 points ago

Sometimes I feel like everyone handsomes harder than me...

[–]Slambino -3 points-2 points ago

And I wish I was born rich instead of handsome

[–]WalrusTits 1 point2 points ago

Being white, handsome, male, and tall is pretty much a golden ticket though, you really don't have to work very hard at all to be successful. Still though fuck it, rather just have sex with loose women, do a lot of drugs, and kill myself when my body breaks down on me.

[–]shannoncol 0 points1 point ago

DOWNVOTE TO HELL

[–]MinecraftHardon -5 points-4 points ago

Thank you for reposting this. I was in a very similar situation last night.