I keep a stack of about 50 of these in my glove compartment

SuspiciousChicken · 2012-11-17T20:40:42+00:00

"...thank you so much FOR parking your..."

FTFY

manbeef · 2012-11-17T20:53:36+00:00

Wank chariot. I'm going to slot that into my vocabulary right beside 'pimp mobile'.

Hewbajewb · 2012-11-17T23:22:39+00:00

If I were willing to devote that much effort to be passive aggressive with strangers over a trivial first world problem I'd kill myself.

UrusaiNa · 2012-11-18T02:13:00+00:00

Yeah...

So I've gotten two of these (or something similar) before while I was working at a mall during Christmas. Both times it was because I was forced to park at a weird angle or closer to the line because every other car in the parking lot was parked that way.

A few hours go by and the cars around you leave, making you look like a jackass.

Keep in mind that many of the people you give these out to may not be the original offenders.

Ed2099 · 2012-11-18T01:46:32+00:00

You are a douchebag. Way too much time on your hands.

Roth1 · 2012-11-18T03:51:50+00:00

You seem to be a passive aggressive douche.

dietotaku · 2012-11-17T21:01:40+00:00

has there ever been an occasion which you would actually fill it out "dear sir/madam, thank you so much for parking your car inconveniently. i understand it's difficult to park when you're in a rush, but perhaps next time you could try a little harder. sincerely, a fellow road user"?

Duraace · 2012-11-18T04:25:13+00:00

I just get on with life and find another parking space.

myplasticlove · 2012-11-18T01:45:35+00:00

Why are so many people on reddit so passive aggressively douchey?

kingp43x · 2012-11-17T22:20:23+00:00

learnt?

cthompsonguy · 2012-11-17T22:58:39+00:00

Even better - Print it on fluorescent orange paper so they think they got a ticket as they're walking back to their car.

rubinn · 2012-11-18T00:31:53+00:00

Haha yes this is funny... but i really hope noone out there is a dick enough to actually use something like this

dirmer3 · 2012-11-18T04:27:24+00:00

"I'm so angry about how that asshole parked! Argh! Here, let me just fill out one of these forms..."

lawlshane · 2012-11-18T04:32:48+00:00

Oh yay, another passive aggressive douchebag!

beershitz · 2012-11-18T01:54:04+00:00

You need to get a life

KarmakazeNZ · 2012-11-17T23:27:32+00:00

Thank you so much from parking your:

You may be able to drive, but your English language skills are terrible.

viperstarpoint9 · 2012-11-18T02:39:58+00:00

Can I get this in Spanish. I live with a lot of Mexicans around me. They drive slow, wide, and dented.

youre-fucking-stupid · 2012-11-18T00:30:38+00:00

If I caught you putting this shit on my car I'd clock you.

jadenmn · 2012-11-17T23:24:36+00:00

Going to get me some of these.

chrysrobyn · 2012-11-18T00:10:21+00:00

If you find a repeat offender, there are five escalation steps: 1) under a windshield wiper 2) scotch taped to a window 3) duct taped to a window 4) glue sticked (water soluble) to a window 5) super glued to a window

TheRain · 2012-11-18T00:36:51+00:00

I used to have one with Mickey Mouse flipping the finger. Didn't use it often, but loved it when I did.

nwestnine · 2012-11-18T00:41:12+00:00

Prove it.

Darqion · 2012-11-18T00:58:05+00:00

Sincerely, Doesn't drive a boat on the road

Got a nice ring to it, but i dont think that how its supposed to be used. Actually 3 of those are missing a "someone who"

Theshli · 2012-11-18T01:05:16+00:00

Like an abortion?

Im_not_the_cops · 2012-11-18T01:12:42+00:00

like an abortion

Awesome.

MCBusBoy · 2012-11-18T01:24:21+00:00

Call me an asshole, but I would just check every box.

NYRmike13 · 2012-11-18T01:32:29+00:00

I'm going to park like a dickhead from now on in hopes that you put one of these on my car. It will be returned with all of your grammatical errors fixed.

GLaDOSexe · 2012-11-18T02:22:49+00:00

Sincerely, takes pride in their ability to control a car

argon1028 · 2012-11-18T02:30:35+00:00

Too many options; as soon as any ignorant person sees this, they'll just toss it on the ground and blame you for littering.

I'd recommend using a "Fill in the blank" style with large font so the message is clearly stated.

A-Lav · 2012-11-18T03:00:50+00:00

A Canadian only uses the top ones.

southdubify · 2012-11-18T03:21:51+00:00

R-R-R-Repost

silent66 · 2012-11-18T03:36:40+00:00

I need to find somewhere I can print this out right now.

barbieaesthetic · 2012-11-18T03:52:50+00:00

omg im about to do this

JustJakeman · 2012-11-18T03:54:09+00:00

for*

Rlyusa · 2012-11-18T04:40:18+00:00

im pretty sure you use the last ones. Not the first ones.

theloudestfire · 2012-11-18T04:45:33+00:00

So where's the fixed version? I'm lazy!

CharredOldOakCask · 2012-11-18T04:53:58+00:00

from? This is Reddit. What did you expect.

purebishop · 2012-11-18T05:13:45+00:00

Youparklikeanasshole.com

mecharedneck · 2012-11-18T06:23:02+00:00

I drive a boat. I love it. But, it is a little difficult to park.

twistedcrayon · 2012-11-18T06:49:40+00:00

You're willing to say fuck, but not ass..? I always thought fuck was worse?

Minksz · 2012-11-18T08:12:24+00:00

"Thank you so much from parking your Inconveniently" Well that makes sense.

UnfathomablePotato · 2012-11-18T08:57:43+00:00

Dear sir/madam, Thank you so much for parking your shitbox like an abortion. I understand its difficult to park when your head is stuck up your arse, but perhaps next time you could pull your head out of your arse. Sincerely, A fellow Reddit lurker/user.

Eaglesfan815 · 2012-11-17T17:41:18+00:00

Too often i check "like an abortion"

Nwambe · 2012-11-17T17:50:32+00:00

Downloaded. Printed. Photocopied.

halotwo2 · 2012-11-18T01:54:54+00:00

no you don't. why are you lying on the internet? to get some cool imaginary points to impress strangers? go fuck yourself.

Even if you were gay enough to print 50 of these, it takes several minutes for you to give one to someone, and ~2 seconds for them to throw it away. You really think they're gonna give a shit about your opinion?

paulthezombie · 2012-11-17T20:30:51+00:00

Passive-aggressiveness at its finest.

Khaelas · 2012-11-17T22:28:34+00:00

I love these.

Is it possible to get in trouble for using them?

Like they could attempt to sue me for damaging their car or something?

It might sound extreme but I've heard worse cases...

JoePurdy · 2012-11-18T03:19:02+00:00

You are a bigger douche than any of the people are you give these to.

severus66 · 2012-11-17T23:11:01+00:00

Grammar Nazi here.

It's 'learned' not 'learnt' in this case.

learnt--attributive adjective

learned--predicative adjective

proven-proved, rotten-rotted, spilt-spilled

A good rule of thumb is that although learnt is technically a word, if you never use it ever again you'll be fine.

410ham · 2012-11-17T23:33:24+00:00

seriously i was looking at my saved posts and saw this thinking "how much karma could i get for reposing this" but i decided not to. seriously this will probably have 1200+ karma in a few hours

Taintedgod · 2012-11-17T23:45:20+00:00

PRINTED!

switchboard · 2012-11-17T23:55:48+00:00

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com

These are better.

DoctorSamuelTran · 2012-11-17T18:25:49+00:00

Too bad this is a repost. OP is a liar

les1moore · 2012-11-17T18:30:15+00:00

My car won't go into park and the emergency brake doesn't work very well. I always have to park at an angle, using 2 spaces. I am always afraid of getting something like this on my windshield when I return. Thank you reddit!

EdJim · 2012-11-17T23:50:07+00:00

Wow. So. Funny.

DancingNancy4136 · 2012-11-18T01:44:59+00:00

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opalchild · 2012-11-17T17:57:52+00:00

This made me laugh. Upvoted!

gerscht · 2012-11-17T21:00:39+00:00

That reminds me of http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

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