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[–]3p1cs4uce 9 points10 points ago

Looks like [10] guy is having a bad vacation.

[–]medicinaltequilla 3 points4 points ago

we're gonna cut free his dick first, cover it with honey and see what comes of it

[–]Phage0070 0 points1 point ago

Can't do it. The bobby is calling for backup because they are not allowed sharp objects without a permit.

[–]thetank77 -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile, in reddit 5 days ago, this was originally posted

[–]Gorrn 1 point2 points ago

It was first posted 29days ago.

[–]doobieIII 0 points1 point ago

That boy needs to beef up, he's almost as skinny as the tree..

[–]matingslinkys 2 points3 points ago

He's actually enormously fat, it's just the compression effects of gaffer tape. Once someone starts to take it off there is going to be the wobbliest explosion of flesh ever,

[–]dcNATS27 2 points3 points ago

Come back here you yellow bastard! I'll bite your legs off!

[–]elzeppo 1 point2 points ago

Is it Fashion Week already? Man, they get more outlandish every year.

[–]cuenan 1 point2 points ago

We're gonna need a crane

[–]Stewiecasserole 1 point2 points ago

Duct tape it so fucking awesome.

[–]squid_tree 0 points1 point ago

new advances in less-then-leathal technology

[–]AngryGofer 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile on Reddit... REPOST.

[–]CarnivorousAvenger 0 points1 point ago

It's a shame the cops can't have a knife so he can't help.

[–]Ender11 0 points1 point ago

Duked Taype.

[–]Marg5301 -1 points0 points ago

Haha i know this kid! This happened at the Penn State Ohio State game a couple weeks ago

[–]radii314 0 points1 point ago

In Australia they would have turned him the other way left a hole in the tape

[–]fractal7 0 points1 point ago

This poor guy gets all around the globe. Wonder how many places he has been tapped up exactly like that.

[–]GardenSalsa 0 points1 point ago

Made me feel claustrophobic.

[–]marcusds 1 point2 points ago

Cop doesn't even have a gun so he can't shoot him free.

[–]drill_hands_420 -2 points-1 points ago

Cop: "So, uh yeah, we got a kid duck-taped to a tree here"
Dispatch: "Are they trying to tear it down?"
Cop: "No, not that I can tell"
Dispatch: "Then why is he duck-taped to a tree?"
Cop to Tree dude: "Why are you duck-taped to a tree?"
Tree Dude: "Whoa man, when did you get here? What tree, I see no trees. I'm clean!"

[–]CapHindsight 4 points5 points ago

Duct

[–]drill_hands_420 0 points1 point ago

ITS RABBIT SEASON!

[–]Doccmonman -2 points-1 points ago

That's my school on the left....

[–]ajmayfield -2 points-1 points ago

How rude... Glad the cops here in America don't duct-tape us to trees.... ;-)