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[–]arkansas80 112 points113 points ago

[–]WereRobert 45 points46 points ago

I felt this necessary. That one was pretty bear. http://imgur.com/Cdu2P

[–]Novain[S,!] 43 points44 points ago

Thanks for the laugh!

[–]matt01ss 73 points74 points ago

[–]CyborgCraig 16 points17 points ago

This gif actually made me say "aww" out loud.

[–]FineFuse 5 points6 points ago

[–]Shinasti 22 points23 points ago

[–]Gunner3210 4 points5 points ago

/b/ has a heart after all.

[–]Camplify 0 points1 point ago

Looks like something I'd draw in history class.

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 15 points16 points ago

Now he is bearly alone

[–]DerpusOfValues 35 points36 points ago

Trying to get karma

There's your problem. They are meaningless numbers. Share cool stuff you think other people will want to see, don't ride snoo's karma dick.

[–]DeadlyXSymphony 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to "Whose Karma is it Anyways" where everything's repost and the points don't matter!

[–]Elesium 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to "Repost Repost" where the repost is a repost and reposts don't bacon.

[–]Novain[S,!] -2 points-1 points ago

Best reddit advice i've ever gotten

[–]DerpusOfValues 1 point2 points ago

If you haven't checked it already, good reddiquette really is the way to make reddit a better place.

[–]aareyes12 -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck that, I have plenty of karma and its awesome!

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

You have to let it come to you.

[–]bayouekko 10 points11 points ago

That bear breaks my heart!

[–]findingchemo 8 points9 points ago

Sidebar Rule III: Please no posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

[–]Elesium 2 points3 points ago

[–]findingchemo 2 points3 points ago

So far 57% of reddit agrees.

[–]dhkx 16 points17 points ago

[–]Koldfuzion 0 points1 point ago

I like the effort.

Is that a squirrel there in the corner? Or a bumblebee?

[–]lethargicwalrus 20 points21 points ago

Not another "cakeday" post. Jesus, OP.

[–]1nteger 3 points4 points ago

KEEP YOUR CAKEDAY TO YOURSELF!

[–]reposter_ 3 points4 points ago

It's r/funny. Did you expect something funny?

[–]The_cautionary_whale 1 point2 points ago

But his picture is so sad. Can't we just upvote him? Please? Just this once?

[–]RockFerrit 3 points4 points ago

This made me really sad.

[–]pwniess 3 points4 points ago

God damnit this picture makes me so sad.

[–]xgoggsx[!] 12 points13 points ago

Right there with ya brother :(

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

You should have a "cakeday party" with extra doritos and mountain dew!

[–]N307H30N3 0 points1 point ago

Is this from Neopets or something? That bear seems so familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

[–]philqw 3 points4 points ago

It's the sad bear by Anthony Clark aka Nedroid. I made you an album but you should go to his site and read all his comics and buy all the things from his store, cuz he's awesome.

[–]wild9 0 points1 point ago

It was featured on a Cracked article a long time ago, and I remember the article actually being pretty good.

[–]philqw 0 points1 point ago

7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable by David Wong of "John Dies at the End" fame. He's also pretty awesome.

[–]legacyofeternity 0 points1 point ago

one upvote for slenderbear :)

[–]Ozymandias12 4 points5 points ago

Nice try, bear, but really there is no way you're going to get me into your rape cave

[–]vodkacokebloke 3 points4 points ago

quite right - i might have fallen for it the first 14 times, but no more.

[–]Alexandur 5 points6 points ago

Nobody cares.

[–]cursed_deity 5 points6 points ago

happy downvote day! =D

[–]duchovny 2 points3 points ago

No.

Downvoted like it should be.

[–]MattyC-SEC 0 points1 point ago

Could be worse, you could be on Digg.

[–]ItsNotMineISwear 2 points3 points ago

What? It's 2012, almost 2013. Is making fun of Digg even a thing anymore?

[–]AdventureBum 1 point2 points ago

Is Digg even a thing anymore?

[–]justajumpin 0 points1 point ago

Oh that picture made me tear up a little bit. Poor beary.

[–]b3n_5mash 0 points1 point ago

Hey now, cheer up, buddy.

[–]MARKRHOMBERG 2 points3 points ago

This image was drawn by the cartoonist Anthony Clark. He is best known for the webcomic Nedroid.

[–]strolls 3 points4 points ago

/r/cakeday would love to have you!

[–]Soeove 1 point2 points ago

Is it hard getting karma today???

[–]MediocreBadGuy23 -1 points0 points ago

I have a feeling that's how I'm gonna be on Monday for my real BDay...

[–]infinityzy -1 points0 points ago

Its my actual birthday, gimmie all your karma.

[–]iknewaguyonce -1 points0 points ago

It's my birthday too! Yay

[–]dcNATS27 0 points1 point ago

Confession bear will try anything these days.

[–]iLLMaTiK713 -1 points0 points ago

Happy b-day.

[–]annwhoher 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday! Today is also my birthday!!! And it's looking like my nephew will be born today too!!

[–]fnasar 0 points1 point ago

I hardly ever comment, but I thought I'd share one with you, happy cakeday =D

[–]Dropshot_Murphy 0 points1 point ago

Does a bear shjt in the woods? Most of them do, but frank has never been the same since he tried cocainr

[–]RedtheIrish[!] 0 points1 point ago

It's my cake day today as well sir, but I'm ok without the karma, it's been a great first year and I love the community.

[–]Elesium 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of Claptrap's birthday in Borderlands 2.

[–]csgoodri 0 points1 point ago

I ctrl+F for this? Everyone who played it will be reminded of it, it's about saying something clever.

[–]Elesium 0 points1 point ago

i did ctrl+f to see if anyone said anything...

[–]kickrox 0 points1 point ago

I've been here a while and have never seen this. That's as close to OC as I can ask for anymore. :) Have a great cake day and comment back and I'll upvote your comments for some cakeday funz.

[–]Whyevernot55 0 points1 point ago

This bear is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Have an upvote for a happy day!

[–]jimsnaps 0 points1 point ago

Bearthday!

[–]MeaninglessDebateMan 0 points1 point ago

First of all, it's your cakeday, not your birthday.

Secondly, "trying to get karma" is not a good thing and is the main cause of reposts, beating dead horses and posts like this.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

Who would make something so sad?

[–]Lumepall 0 points1 point ago

Well, you got 1513 points, noone ever noticed my cakeday post.

[–]Grubitsch 0 points1 point ago

daaaww have some upvotes

[–]SkidMcmarxx 0 points1 point ago

Aww that's so sad! I feel sorry for the bear. I don't think I've ever felt so much sympathy for a drawing. :(

[–]Spoon_Badger -1 points0 points ago

Chin up little bear, karma isn't everything.

[–]frazehaze 1 point2 points ago

[–]BubblyJoe 1 point2 points ago

Trying too hard?

[–]CaptainFiddlebottom 1 point2 points ago

Why are you 'trying to get karma'? People actually do that? Is there some secret underground market where you can use Karma to buy things?

[–]ti_ni-po_ni -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know why but this post makes me sad.

[–]ItsNotMineISwear -2 points-1 points ago

You don't know why? It's a picture of a lonely looking bear with the implication that it's his birthday and no one showed up. It's supposed to make you sad.

:(

[–]ti_ni-po_ni 0 points1 point ago

But it is only a cartoon

[–]pdot1337 -3 points-2 points ago

Put this man in our A1 spot, front page, top slot.

[–]JonBonesJones -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because the bear is sad.

[–]fisteroboto1 -2 points-1 points ago

you're all like "no one will come into my rape dungeon" :(

[–]Gawwad 0 points1 point ago

This is a special kind of pathetic...

Begging for people to notice you on the internet.

[–]aDarkerKnight -2 points-1 points ago

I think I've seen that picture someplace. Oatmeal?

[–]scubamaster 0 points1 point ago

Why are you "trying" to get karma? Is your life really so sad that this would fulfill you?

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!