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all 45 comments

[–]KTacoBar 24 points25 points ago

The title of this post hurt my soul.

[–]flowercup 29 points30 points ago

[–]Arbpink34 8 points9 points ago

SO FUCKIN MESSED UP

[–]no_egrets 7 points8 points ago

The fact that her eyes open makes it so much worse.

[–]OhHappyDagger 7 points8 points ago

Here is the Source.

[–]Threemor 22 points23 points ago

This was posted yesterday. Please provide at least 7 days before reposting semi-funny material.

[–]SeekretSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

How exactly does one provide 7 days?

[–]HSoup 10 points11 points ago

Ask me again in a week.

[–]toms1esson 1 point2 points ago

It was posted yesterday and again maybe a week before that.

[–]monkeypro 1 point2 points ago

I hope this doesn't become the new tiny hippo

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

which was also posted yesterday

[–]tekmon 8 points9 points ago

Aw. Yiss.

[–]DrummondMcc 8 points9 points ago

Motha. Fuckin. Breadcrumbs.

[–]skiliks 8 points9 points ago

this is a repost

[–]Mylemons 7 points8 points ago

Of course it is, 90% of everything on reddit is a repost

[–]DLXII 2 points3 points ago

And I don't mind it. Gives me the chance to see posts that I've missed.

[–]OneHandedDateRapist 2 points3 points ago

If you recognise a repost, downvote it if you like, don't go bitching in the comments, because if it's upvoted, people haven't seen it yet, apparently.

[–]cimomario 2 points3 points ago

Remids me of the good ol' aw yiss duck.

[–]guyguy23 -1 points0 points ago

Is that duck made out of a Banana?

[–]kootooluh 0 points1 point ago

[–]DrAwesome44 0 points1 point ago

What's the fuck is up with the title?

[–]smek2 0 points1 point ago

I knew it!

[–]The_Comma_Splicer -1 points0 points ago

It's so random that it must be funny.

/s

[–]little_duck 0 points1 point ago

Well, you asked!

[–]caroline_violin 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised he wasn't thinking about motherfucking bread crumbs.

[–]Chris-bragg 1 point2 points ago

REPOST!

[–]BendTime 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I feel like comics are for really unfunny jokes. Ones that wouldn't be funny unless they were in comic form. Imagine this one. "So there's a duck standing there, and someone asks what it's thinking about and it says MURDER! hahaha nope...

[–]Trustme_Imalifeguard 0 points1 point ago

This has 666 points, I want to upvote, but I like it to be satanic and all. What should I do?

[–]bass_n_treble 0 points1 point ago

If it makes you feel any better, this comic has been getting downvoted because it's not remotely funny, clever, or smart.

[–]insomniac_Goku 0 points1 point ago

Muckduck.

[–]twiggin 1 point2 points ago

Who is the artist of these comics? I have seen another and they are too funny

[–]ebonarmor 0 points1 point ago

Ducks don't think of murder, they think of some motha fuckin bread crumbs.

[–]Pillowsonapile 0 points1 point ago

Oh God. I spent all day on Reddit and never once ''heh'd.''... But this made me spill my drink and howl in laughter. WHY!?

[–]Komcor 0 points1 point ago

Mine

[–]FlufyMufinz 0 points1 point ago

its a bannana dumbass

[–]evil_donkey 0 points1 point ago

So this is how we repost now? We don't even give them a few days to be forgotten.

[–]MissPeach12 0 points1 point ago

"r" is among the most menacing of sounds, thats why they call it murder, not 'muck duck'

[–]zoltar_says 0 points1 point ago

Seems odd a duck would be thinking about a group of crows...

[–]rootone 0 points1 point ago

This embodies everything I hate about reddit.

[–]Herdsoot 0 points1 point ago

Nonono, you don't understand. It's funny because the duck was thinking about murder. Not something you would expect a duck to usually think about, eh?

Thank you for sharing this reposted gem with me, reddit.

[–]rootone -2 points-1 points ago

Sarcasm? My mind is so full of fuck after reading your reply.

[–]Herdsoot -4 points-3 points ago

Yes, it's sarcasm. I really REALLY hate the guy that makes these comics: they're just bare-bones popular opinions and easy jokes.

[–]Sanwi -1 points0 points ago

Tiny hippo will shank your tiny bitch ass.

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[–]FHmange 2 points3 points ago

BOY! IT'S "BOY THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY"!

[–]Arbpink34 -3 points-2 points ago

... ... ...murder