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So, I tried visiting /b/ (i.imgur.com)

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[–]HiImGarrett 49 points50 points ago

Seriously...it's not that bad.

[–]InazumaKICK 71 points72 points ago

Wow, you're only... seven years too late.

[–]random19 78 points79 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/YEpZt.gif

[–]Vessix 59 points60 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/BzBFW.gif

[–]DrXenu 19 points20 points ago

as someone who actually needs to use that fucking thing to clear out my sinuses during the winter I still find that way too fucking funny.

[–]Keldrath 0 points1 point ago

Watch this and you might change your mind.

[–]DrXenu 1 point2 points ago

No it didn't... Most people who use saline rinses for whatever reason use distilled water or saline in a bottle and not tap water... As far as a cheap effective preventative treatment in my case I and my doctor think it works... I went from 4 strait months of regularly getting sinus infections every 2 weeks (1 week infection then 1 week healthy) to one maybe in a month. This was after I moved from Dallas tx to San Antonio tx the winter/job environment was killer on my sinuses. Dry dusty as hell, cold, and then pollen and due to a problem with my shit apartment mold. If I didn't rinse every day I was likely to get another infection. I have nasal steroids antibiotics and would get a steroid shot from my doc.

One thing that saved my ass tho was echinacea. It's a natural antibiotic. When I felt a sinus infection coming on I took 2 every 2 hours the first day and then 2 every morning and evening for 10 days. Saved me doctors visits and money on prescriptions that were as effective or less than echinacea. (Amox does nothing for my sinus infections)

[–]rdbd 19 points20 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/BHWZV.gif

[–]InazumaKICK 43 points44 points ago

http://imgur.com/A4hdH

[–]smek2 2 points3 points ago

RTL hu? That still exist?

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[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 25 points26 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]goosefish 10 points11 points ago

Really wish the comment this was replying to wasn't deleted.

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 9 points10 points ago

It said the same thing.

[–]Ju1cY_0n3 4 points5 points ago

Copy->paste->google Mind=blown

[–]my-little-pwny 8 points9 points ago

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

[–]Meedeepereed 1 point2 points ago

On the topic of your username... Could you piss out of any other part of your body?

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]Meedeepereed 1 point2 points ago

Care to elaborate?

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]Meedeepereed 1 point2 points ago

Oh well then please go ahead with your explanation

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 1 point2 points ago

I can piss out my ass.

[–]Meedeepereed 2 points3 points ago

I'm impressed and disturbed by your answer at the same time

[–]Cazeltherunner 0 points1 point ago

Probably the least believable YouTube comment ever

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 1 point2 points ago

sigh

[–]Tossimba 10 points11 points ago

/b/ is only composed of people who've never been to /b/ and have only heard of it from other websites, so they shitpost gore and porn to fit in.

[–]DrXenu 5 points6 points ago

actually there are only 2 people that post all the content on /b/ one of them is really gay and weird and the other forgets content he has already seen/posted quickly.

[–]thisismax 18 points19 points ago

Did you try going to /b/ by mashing a ukelele against your keyboard?

[–]SimonEddie 2 points3 points ago

Isn't that how your'e supposed to do it?

[–]thisisfake123 8 points9 points ago

Then you realize you should branch out. So you join /v/ and you play moar vidya. You join /a/ and you don't leave your basement. You join /mu/ and suddenly everyone has pleb tastes. Then you join /fit/, tfw no gf, feel, worship zyzz, do creatine once and die.

2012, going to /b/, I shiggy diggy costanza dot jaypeg.

[–]Reindeer411 -1 points0 points ago

WAT

[–]MeLurker 13 points14 points ago

A gif which op took from /b probably

[–]tilfordkage 14 points15 points ago

It isn't that bad anymore. All it is now is potheads and porn with the occasional "Rate my dick" thread.

The mighty have fallen.

[–]DrXenu 1 point2 points ago

still /b/ronies everywhere, and not enough boxxy is queen threads.

[–]avery52 13 points14 points ago

It's like that to keep faggots like you out.

[–]lawlshane[!] 8 points9 points ago

LUL CUZ THE 4CHANS IS SCARY RITE

[–]XCryptoX 2 points3 points ago

They are so witty and original, right?

[–]shriekingofnothing 11 points12 points ago

asdf

[–]TheHeavyMetalFan 7 points8 points ago

Wat.

[–]attentionpute 2 points3 points ago

worst (better) chans are out there..

[–]Illinois_Jones 8 points9 points ago

"Hey /btards, oldfag here. So much cancer amirite?"

[–]somadrop 2 points3 points ago

This is why /b/ can't have nice things.

[–]diosmuerteborracho 3 points4 points ago

You could if you tried. You don't really want to try, though.

[–]scttrbrain -1 points0 points ago

Fucking newfaggs...

[–]Kar98_Byf42 1 point2 points ago

Looks like I imagine a Mumford&Son video would look like.

[–]beautifulcreature86 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day :)

[–]RedGrobo 0 points1 point ago

If youre into games (like Adnd, battle tech, and warhammer etc.) or comics try /tg/ or /co/ much easier to understand and get into.

[–]wra1th42 0 points1 point ago

does anyone have this .gif, but playing absurdly fast?

[–]Quinndolyn 0 points1 point ago

The longer you look, the funnier it gets.

[–]Daraghblor 1 point2 points ago

/b/ is not at all that crazy, stop being a fucking retard.

[–]Toasty_Loaf 1 point2 points ago

This. People really need to stop choosing what website is better. There is just as much shitty posting that goes on here in reddit. /b/ is just a lot more graphic at times. It's rare to see a funny post, but when it happens, it's really fucking funny.

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

is the gif getting faster?

[–]Admiral_Cookies 0 points1 point ago

what is it?

[–]AlphaSheepdog -4 points-3 points ago

ya, what is "/b/"? I am not that hip.

[–]shark_claws 8 points9 points ago

It's a board on a website called 4chan.org

[–]Carlc4 1 point2 points ago

/b/ not nearly as bad as it used to be. And that .gif is sooo saved.

[–]Daraghblor 0 points1 point ago

You mean /b/ isn't nearly as good as it used to be. Whatever about the gore and porn, it used to be filled with genuinely funny comments and random bullshit. Now posts like OP's have filled it up with tourist trying to find the next meme to screencap and post here.

[–]BurnyBurn 1 point2 points ago

That's because you're a faggot.

[–]sulkee -1 points0 points ago

▲ ▲▲

did i do it?

[–]Capitan_Amazing -2 points-1 points ago

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Like this.

[–]Cazeltherunner -2 points-1 points ago

May I ask what /b/ is?

[–]angg56 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]Cazeltherunner 0 points1 point ago

Let me rephrase that: what is /b/?

[–]angg56 2 points3 points ago

An asian dating site.

[–]jaloot711 -1 points0 points ago

Will I be down voted into oblivion if I ask what /b/ is before I venture into it?

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