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[–]Bloodhoof 2085 points2086 points ago

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[–]drockers 104 points105 points ago

I choose both!

[–]sexdrugsandwifi 339 points340 points ago

[–]theimpolitegentleman 21 points22 points ago

holy shit, obama could totally pull off that stache

[–]Onchei 23 points24 points ago

More surprisingly, Maroney could pull off that stache.

[–]RasputinPlaysTheTuba 492 points493 points ago

Hey. Anybody actually know why they have these expressions? (What's going on?)

[–]Likes2PaintShit 486 points487 points ago

It was a reaction shot to a car carrying the Queen of England (*and a bunch of other places).

source

[–]timeforanothename 190 points191 points ago

What type of car was it?

[–]Likes2PaintShit 1736 points1737 points ago

[–]humanoiid 698 points699 points ago

[–]Mitochondria420 395 points396 points ago

He did well. Superman does good.

[–]sqwearlz 48 points49 points ago

Oh jeebus, I can't stop laughing...

[–]swiley1983 60 points61 points ago

[–]littlebill1138 13 points14 points ago

Ha funny. I took a look at that and involuntarily made the same face.

[–]socialite-buttons 123 points124 points ago

The backstory makes it even cooler. If I remember correctly this was taken when the Obamas met the queen of England at Buckingham palace. I think it was during a parade?

I love the fact that even the president was so overcome that he made that face. Michelle looks like I would if I was at Buckingham palace!

EDIT: I went and double checked the story, found this

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/obama-rage-face-not-bad

[–]yhelothere 241 points242 points ago

holy shit, she lifts!?

[–]Sproosemagoose 205 points206 points ago

She lifts more than you.

[–]yhelothere 144 points145 points ago

what's your squats/dl/bench?

fight me in real-life bro!

[–]RaggedAngel 194 points195 points ago

Motherfucker, I have over 300 confirmed kills. Don't test me, I will hunt you down.

[–]effingheck 999 points1000 points ago

You do all realize that Maroney is an anagram of A Romney?!?!?
ZOMG!!! RUN!!!

[–]030691 358 points359 points ago

'A Romney' in the white house?

[–]MrMagpie 365 points366 points ago

That's about as close as they'll get.

[–]brianunderstands 90 points91 points ago

Way to make Tagg Romney's "People I'm Gonna Punch for Insulting My Family" list

[–]DiMiDi 916 points917 points ago

'McKayla Maroney' is actually an anagram for 'May lack a Romney'

[–]3rd_degree_burn 330 points331 points ago

Romney, a clam. Kay?

[–]AidenXY 256 points257 points ago

A Layman Mockery.

[–]DrawnM 331 points332 points ago

Fine print says 'Don't manipulate.' Anyone up for the challenge?

[–]jackcreambun 163 points164 points ago

Enda Kenny, Taoiseach (prime minister) of Ireland. If anybody was wondering.

[–]Hovsky 24 points25 points ago

What was this originally?

[–]Kela3000 31 points32 points ago

[–]brbrcrbtr 22 points23 points ago

hurling paddle

Calling a hurl a paddle? Oh that's a paddlin'

[–]We_Are_The_Romans 24 points25 points ago

Photoshop is unnecessary, a hurl is much more lethal than a samurai sword.

Source: I've been threatened by knackers.

[–]playathree 9 points10 points ago

Just fyi, paddle isn't the right word, it's just known as a hurley or hurley stick. (camán in Irish)

[–]sturmeh 632 points633 points ago

I like this one. (source)

[–]theimpolitegentleman 64 points65 points ago

holy shit i couldnt find the shop for like a good 5 minutes.

[–]safariplanet 49 points50 points ago

There's a hidden black guy

[–]aaaaaaaarrrrrgh 18 points19 points ago

Came here to ask this: Does that warning have any relevance? After all, the photograph is in the public domain as a US govt work.

[–]frickindeal 29 points30 points ago

I believe the "no manipulation" thing is there for press. If you're going to use it in your publication, you must not alter it.

[–]goingunder 30 points31 points ago

apparently not

[–]jizzed_in_my_pants 84 points85 points ago

The photograph may not be manipulated in any way

Oh, really? Good luck with that...

[–]Gigablah 20 points21 points ago

Reverse psychology by social media team?

[–]callupchuck 554 points555 points ago

I bet Romney was making the same face when he saw this picture.

[–]dhpii 1151 points1152 points ago

[–]gichebiche 118 points119 points ago

i am ok with this

[–]pitchpipe 46 points47 points ago

Thank god! We were worried that you wouldn't be.

[–]Bluewind55 535 points536 points ago

Nah Romney is doing just fine

http://i.imgur.com/c0ljk.jpg

[–]Saigio 91 points92 points ago

Ann in the kitchen? Jeez, shit must have gotten bad for the Romneys if they had to fire that many servants.

[–]sandozguineapig 104 points105 points ago

While the silver medal analogy is appropriate, I can't help but think he'd be sporting the angry cat.

[–]polarlights 203 points204 points ago

And then he thought this.

[–]Danny_Stratton 382 points383 points ago

I hear Obama's mom is worried about his upcoming trip to the Grand Canyon. Hopefully we will get a great picture out of that as well.

[–]diamond 78 points79 points ago

I would love to hear him try to explain that one to the Secret Service.

[–]BenRoyce 472 points473 points ago

remember when he was on Leno, and asked about Donald Trump?

he goes: "Well Jay, this all goes back to when Donald and I were growing up together in Kenya..."

any man who can laugh at himself, laugh at these absurd attacks, find joy and humor in situations like this picture.. it's called being well-adjusted

[–]clean_sanchez 533 points534 points ago

Next on Fox News: President not impressed by hardworking American Olympic Athlete.

[–]System_Liekz 865 points866 points ago

Look at Obama that sexy motherfucker. Looking smooth in his suit with his classy watch.

10/10 would bangidy bang

[–]BrutalJones 396 points397 points ago

Bang, bang, a bangidy bang. I said a bang bang bangidy bang.

[–]original50 83 points84 points ago

any idea what brand is the watch? looks awesome

[–]niperwiper 164 points165 points ago

Wow. This is a thing.

[–]DeFex 113 points114 points ago

And they cost tree fiddy

[–]dontmeowme 38 points39 points ago

At first when I saw this picture I thought "she gets to meet the president for being a meme?!" Then I remembered she actually won a medal in the Olympics.

[–]TJtheApple 155 points156 points ago

Now she has to do his "not bad" look.

[–]PreposterousPancake 35 points36 points ago

I was hoping he would be dropping his "Not Bad" face. It's a true power move to act out your own rageface.

[–]mastigia 97 points98 points ago

TIL: our president is a savvy karma whore, and I aint even mad.

[–]Pyrolytic 58 points59 points ago

So do you think he ever actually uses the books on the shelves or are they just solely decoration?

[–]Autsin 257 points258 points ago

Nobody ever uses the books on their bookshelf. Bookshelves are always just to impress. People who use books have them in piles all over their house.

[–]StoryGopher 43 points44 points ago

I always end up with a second night stand made of books next to my bed. Every now and then I'll put them away but then they slowly re accumulate.

[–]davey_darling 59 points60 points ago

He had the books put there - George W. had the shelves filled with plates and fine china.

I imagine he at least knows what books are there and has read some of them.

[–]ologies 300 points301 points ago

[–]DoctorArcane 241 points242 points ago

TIL Obama makes a really hideous white teenage girl.

[–]dragpent 63 points64 points ago

TIL McKayla makes a really hideous black president.

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 19 points20 points ago

it looks like masculine female black albino.

[–]LunaticMalk[!] 19 points20 points ago

Not sure if impressed or terrified

[–]Salva_Veritate 7 points8 points ago

Oh wow, that's really well done, actually. Nice.

[–]ologies 22 points23 points ago

4 years of college studying art, and this is the culmination of it all. I am honored.

[–]progeda 98 points99 points ago

Oh look, it's the I didn't do it girl.

[–]done_holding_back 71 points72 points ago

Woozle wuzzle?

[–]user98498304 27 points28 points ago

That's what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle Wuzzle?

[–]Blahblahing 2592 points2593 points ago

As a non-American, I think USA has the coolest president ever.

[–]Alecohol 246 points247 points ago

Rumor has it that he will be playing the song "Changes" by Tupac at his inauguration.

[–]krankie1 222 points223 points ago

And although it seems heaven sent, we ain't ready to see a black President.

[–]Poem_for_your_sprog 985 points986 points ago

Stoltenberg can fuck right off;

Hollande can go to hell;

Merkel needs to go get bent;

And Monti can as well.

I'm sick of seeing Thorning-Schmidt;

I've had it with Gillard;

And as for David Cameron - well,

I'd love to punch him hard.

Not one of them is any good!

But that's enough of drama.

Face it, no one's quite as cool,

As President Obama.

[–]Mischeviouslittleelf 34 points35 points ago

I'm just impressed the norwgian prime minister was included, of all people

[–]samthebarista 185 points186 points ago

Mate, how do you even come up with these ?

[–]easy_explanation 710 points711 points ago

Marijuana.

[–]Poem_for_your_sprog 387 points388 points ago

When I find I'm stuck for rhyme;

When lines just don't ring true;

When nothing comes 'cept empty verse,

No matter what I do:

I take a minute, breathe in deep,

Then let my mind flow free;

For nothing in this world inspires,

As well as THC.

[–]HisHighNes 46 points47 points ago

This shall be the song of my people

[–]theoneandonlyMrMars 11 points12 points ago

This is a grand train of good novelty

[–]lickmedry 8 points9 points ago

Well now you're just showing off.

[–]Parabolic_Lemon 165 points166 points ago

I think that's what makes him different from other politicians. I mean sure, he probably has teams of people working in the background to tell him what he should say and do in certain situations, but what makes Obama a little different is that he can make the situation feel genuine and not staged for the people he meets.

It's the difference between Ryan staging photos in a soup kitchen versus Obama getting bear-hugged in a pizzeria: make the people you meet feel like they're talking to a human and not a billboard, and they'll trust you just a little bit more.

[–]kalinecorner 1422 points1423 points ago

This is why I voted for him - I love having a president that doesn't take himself too seriously. Also, he can slam dunk a basketball.

Edit - Yes, I was making a joke. Point your torches somewhere else

[–]The_One_Shoe 1644 points1645 points ago

You obviously forgot who our last president was.

http://i.imgur.com/zkih6.gif

[–]red321red321 1604 points1605 points ago

No matter what you say about Dubbya, you gotta admit the guy was good for some shits and giggles when he wasn't out ruining our country.

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 703 points704 points ago

My favorite dubya moment was when he got shoes thrown at him in the press conference in Iraq. He matrix-ducked both of them and then popped back up with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face

[–]234U 330 points331 points ago

[–]solistus 278 points279 points ago

[–]Soubeyran 710 points711 points ago

[–]Bloqhead 249 points250 points ago

That... Is fucking hilarious.

[–]DasBeerBoot 160 points161 points ago

They even made the africa face, glorious.

[–]Horseshiter 14 points15 points ago

BUSH 2015!!!!!

[–]Inpalethis21 6 points7 points ago

Yeah man. That was our fucking PRESIDENT.

[–]Tjebbe 55 points56 points ago

FROM THE WINDOOOOW TO THE WALLLL

[–]seabucksrule 99 points100 points ago

Looking at that, even years later, it still makes me so uncomfortable.

[–]gamakichi 13 points14 points ago

Hey colleague

[–]Ennil 95 points96 points ago

To be fair, that happens a lot in organizations cause they usually change the layout of a room for the press. If the person is too engrossed on something else and their protocol administrator doesn't act quickly, I've seen head of states walk into cardboard walls.

[–]corpus_callosum 27 points28 points ago

Dat face is what made it so comical.

[–]SpecialTest 93 points94 points ago

Hey, lets make fun of the guy that was told to walk in a door, but there are two of them, and we never told him which one!

EDIT: To the naysayers, I'm just pointing out that if this was Obama (well, anyone but Bush), everyone would have basically have blamed China for intentionally having a poor layout to make our leader look dumb.

[–]el-o-el 18 points19 points ago

Yeah, he did/said plenty of stupid things but this was not one of them.

Now if it said "Push" in big letters on it and he pulled, there might be something there...

[–]i-guess-so 38 points39 points ago

dude could throw a baseball too

[–]corpus_callosum 52 points53 points ago

That is some excellent form, but no one beats his dad.

[–]eykei 236 points237 points ago

[–]Zogtee 261 points262 points ago

Those are some truly shite gifs.

[–]adikid89 144 points145 points ago

But relevant! Which is all he ever claimed.

[–]reediculus1 944 points945 points ago

strategery

[–]red321red321 1078 points1079 points ago

"Don't misunderestimate me"

[–]sophisting 634 points635 points ago

"fooly....can't get fooled again"

[–]downvotethiscontent 813 points814 points ago

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

[–]MusikLehrer 567 points568 points ago

Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.

[–]MimeGod 552 points553 points ago

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

[–]Dramatic_Eagle 167 points168 points ago

He was obviously a The Who fan.

[–]actual_billy_mays 101 points102 points ago

Why the fuck did that clip need a laugh track?

[–]Knows_Things 18 points19 points ago

I think this clip was taken from a montage of George Bush moments that aired on David Letterman's show.

One of these two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRHtxEUFq0

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w73dVVPRk0

[–]Eureka22 138 points139 points ago

I believe strategery was only from Will Farrel's impression of him on Saturday Night Live. I don't think he ever said that particular one. Not that there aren't plenty more to choose from.

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[–]daimposter 9 points10 points ago

It makes a great game. Guess which statement W. Bush didn't make.

1.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again

2.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

3.

"You're working hard to put food on your family."

4.

it seems that liberals are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts... and scientific data

[–]Mr_Showtime 62 points63 points ago

Luckily none of which was Nucular War

[–]The_One_Shoe 96 points97 points ago

I do agree with him on a few points. I often, thanks to him, ask myself, "Is our children learning?" I also think he's right that human being and fish can peacefully coexist.

[–]sophisting 73 points74 points ago

What are your thoughts on OBGYN's practicing their love on women?

[–]The_One_Shoe 38 points39 points ago

PRACTICE AWAY!

[–]Zaniel 13 points14 points ago

I'm not US native, but I've watched a few of his interviews. I actually think he was quite outspoken. It's just that, ocasionally, he'd have a brain fart and funny stuff like that would come out of his mouth.

[–]welchblvd 68 points69 points ago

Truth. I would drink a beer with him at a BBQ and really enjoy it.

Now, I have lots of drinking buddies who I would never trust anywhere near so much as a riding lawnmower, so...

[–]MinecraftMan1 20 points21 points ago

Those who enter the country illegally violate the law.

[–]retrospects 8 points9 points ago

If only dub could dunk he could have been the greatest president ever.

[–]froderick 164 points165 points ago

Didn't people vote for Bush because he seemed like the "kind of guy they could have a beer with" or something equally unimportant to being able to run a country?

[–]AdmiralSkippy 90 points91 points ago

Maybe, but who cares if he can't run a country? You could totally have a beer with that guy and it would be awesome.

[–]mider-span 226 points227 points ago

You could also sit and have a beer with Obama or Clinton and sit and have a glass of milk with Romney.

[–]theonefree-man 87 points88 points ago

Mitt McPoyle

(edit)

[–]postposter 73 points74 points ago

[–]comeback152 910 points911 points ago

Pretty sure this just confirms the fact that President Obama is a redditor.

[–]boredlike 2251 points2252 points ago

[–]SlickTricks 1397 points1398 points ago

This is photoshopped. Original here.

[–]dhpii 472 points473 points ago

[–]intravenus_de_milo 15 points16 points ago

So that's what his magic underwear looks like.

[–]boredlike 580 points581 points ago

[–]fiftydowrar 232 points233 points ago

That is an Onion-quality photoshop

[–]wolfsweatshirt 277 points278 points ago

on a scale of one to meme, this is great.

[–]OhWait_itsPhil 29 points30 points ago

It looks like she's wearing footy pajamas.

[–]ubomw 338 points339 points ago

Well, technically he is. But is it his only account?

[–]Jon_Fuckin_Snow 295 points296 points ago

Well let's narrow it down. This is definitely not Barrack Obama.

[–]Schickm86 206 points207 points ago

Schickm86. Not Barrack Obama.

[–]lavii 353 points354 points ago

Barack Obama is Karmanaut.

[–]bigspur 346 points347 points ago

Biden is Shitty_Watercolour

[–]unknownsoldierx 540 points541 points ago

Hillary Clinton keeps posting pics of her asshole.

[–]ToInfinityThenStop 699 points700 points ago

That's no way to refer to Bill Clinton!

[–]MusikLehrer 191 points192 points ago

Bill Clinton is the cumbox guy.

[–]shizzler 146 points147 points ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that box!"

[–]idiocracyftw 55 points56 points ago

No wonder half the changes he promised weren't made, he was Trapped In Reddit.

[–]ToInfinityThenStop 112 points113 points ago

On his deathbed - "I...was...[sighs]...ANAL_QUEEN...[head falls to side]"

[–]Weed_O_Whirler 171 points172 points ago

Or has read CNN, HuffPo, watched YouTube, or a multitude of other sites.. This is not a Reddit thing, this is an everywhere thing.

[–]comeback152 160 points161 points ago

Why can't you just let us believe?

[–]Ennil 57 points58 points ago

NO WAY! There's other websites outside of reddit??

[–]Follow_Follow 74 points75 points ago

Just Imgur.

[–]jackjohnthomas 58 points59 points ago

I'm still really puzzled as to how "McKayla" is a first name.

[–]Salva_Veritate 258 points259 points ago

Her mother was Jewish and her father was a cheeseburger

[–]fortheDiatribes 59 points60 points ago

"I knew I wasn't the only one!" - Hamburgalar F. Goldstein

[–]crwblyth 1049 points1050 points ago

She's still hot.

[–]Splep 137 points138 points ago

It's been 4 months....

[–]Hoodstomp36 954 points955 points ago

Also still not 18

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[–]Fenris_uy 143 points144 points ago

Wasn't a case in some south state were both the boy and the girl got registered as sex offenders?

Also, I don't care that she is not 18, because I live in a 16 y/o to consent country.

[–]norsurfit 209 points210 points ago

[–]Oh_stop_it_you 38 points39 points ago

This is absolutely disgusting.

[–]SpaceOdysseus 94 points95 points ago

I think the half your age plus 7 is the best way to measure the creepy factor. I'm 20, so McKayla is just a little too young for me, but I don't think anyone would really freak out if I said a 17 year-old was hot.

[–]latusthegoat 69 points70 points ago

Irrelevant to the McKayla discussion here, but the concept of age difference really becomes less and less important as you get older. At 20, I thought it was creepy to have a 3 year difference, at 25 I thought a 7 year difference was ok, and at 30 I see age as a number and couldn't care less if another adult is 10 years younger or 20 years older or anything.

[–]fiction8 248 points249 points ago

20 years younger still matters at 30, however.

[–]LennyPalmer 489 points490 points ago

I'm sure my biological reaction will change dramatically the moment she reaches an arbitrary age.

[–]daedsiluap 55 points56 points ago

"Oh, you have a few thousand signatures in support of seceding your state from the union?"

[–]InvaderDJ 273 points274 points ago

The world we live in has gotten so bizarre. I could never explain this to my grandmother, it's just so weird.

[–]libertao 282 points283 points ago

Imitating a famous photo? I think she could wrap her head around that.

[–]_pulsar 103 points104 points ago

You're probably not giving her enough credit.

[–]dm42 27 points28 points ago

Maybe he's just really bad at explaining stuff?

[–]purdieshuffle 51 points52 points ago

That guy at the back is laughing like a rich person

[–]PartyRob 180 points181 points ago

Holy shit. We're the voters he's pandering to.

That is reasonably awesome.

[–]Giants92hc 308 points309 points ago

He's not pandering to voters anymore. He got reelected. The man is allowed to have fun without pandering to voters.

[–]Thoraxe 145 points146 points ago

You make an excellent point. The second term of a US president is probably the best feeling ever. You're finally free of the pressure of reelection.

[–]UnclaimedUsername 13 points14 points ago

In a way. After he leaves, the Republicans will try to tie the new Dem. candidate to anything unpopular Obama has ever done. The Democrats did the same to McCain, to great effect.

[–]ubomw 97 points98 points ago

The question is : who asked for the shot? I'm guessing Obama, I don't see it the other way.

[–]vohit4rohit 433 points434 points ago

His social media staffers.

[–]dsr541 45 points46 points ago

If I had to guess it would be somebody not in the photo that suggested it. Like an assistant or something. I can't see Obama actively asking for this picture, but I can totally see him honoring someone's suggestion.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 151 points152 points ago

This breaks the reddit.