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[–]EDJE 306 points307 points ago

I've seen her privates.

[–]ArabRedditor 141 points142 points ago

Everyone's beating around the bush and you just stabbed the bush with a chainsaw.

[–]Sirimprov_monkey 18 points19 points ago

He is now Bush Chainsaw Stabber

[–]LazyVisionary 3 points4 points ago

تعبير جميل تشكر عليه

[–]ArabRedditor 3 points4 points ago

هاها أنا أكره الخط العربي، فإنه صغير جدا

[–]Mr_slow_flow 19 points20 points ago

haha I get it

[–]ffree 13 points14 points ago

No, you can't blow her up!

[–]pontusky 3 points4 points ago

إيه مثير سيدة، oppa هو أسلوب جانج نام

[–]Nobilissimusxrelaht 5 points6 points ago

The reverse translate on this is precious.

[–]LazyVisionary 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't make much sense in Arabic to begin with.

[–]SirTheRealNicCage 31 points32 points ago

if by private, you mean the inside of her gaping asshole, then so have I

[–]Kevinmeowertons 2 points3 points ago

My lord! kneels

[–]gvnk 14 points15 points ago

For her, I'd consider them her 'publics'.

[–]anonymous1067 2 points3 points ago

She's in the army?

[–]l0ng_time_lurker 1 point2 points ago

What ??? You too?? I thought I and the cast of Entourage were the only ones...

[–]Linsulte 203 points204 points ago

I love classy pictures of pornstars

[–]axehomeless 63 points64 points ago

Is there a subreddit for this? If not, we should create one!

[–]Linsulte 44 points45 points ago

I support that idea 110%

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[–]Dapper chapLordOfTheNorth 26 points27 points ago

This is wonderful. Subscribed. Goodbye GBs

[–]ciberaj 20 points21 points ago

Oh my gord tell us the name, it got deleted.

[–]Bomshakalak 22 points23 points ago

[–]Sirnot_a_novel_account 4 points5 points ago

That is a beautiful sub

[–]SirMrMono1 1 point2 points ago

As the creator and sole moderator of ClassyPornstars, I was wondering what happened today that garnered over 600 new subscriptions. I was like 'whaaaaaat?'

[–]skirratlast 11 points12 points ago

oh good lord what was the subreddit called??

[–]Bomshakalak 8 points9 points ago

[–]Patmcc10 1 point2 points ago

What was it? For the love of god what was it?

[–]SixKazi 1 point2 points ago

What subreddit was it?

[–]Bomshakalak 8 points9 points ago

[–]l0ng_time_lurker 5 points6 points ago

I just subscribed to http://www.reddit.com/r/classypornstars (just typing it in & there it was already - reddit magic)

[–]anonymous1067 3 points4 points ago

Is this photo classy? She looks somewhat sedated.

[–]sash5034 45 points46 points ago

Oh this will be interesting...

[–]foreignsky 149 points150 points ago

Let's calm down about "classy" people, this subreddit has the word boners in it.

[–]Sirm4n715 66 points67 points ago

This subreddit has such an identity crisis, I just laugh every time someone tries to tell tell us what classy is and is not.

[–]Naggers123 50 points51 points ago

'NO JEANS'

lol.

[–]Sirdnicholsonb 15 points16 points ago

"You're not getting in here with those trainers on mate."

[–]Naggers123 11 points12 points ago

Said the McDonald's bouncer

[–]Sir4realthistime 21 points22 points ago

pretty much my main gripe with this 'classy' sub.... riddled with dudes that say 'good sir' and throw words like 'old chap' around while drinking natural ice in an unrinsed Solo cup, wearing sandals with bobby socks and cargo shorts.

[–]SirNorthAve 11 points12 points ago

I'll have you know that I'm wearing a nice button down shirt and.....sweat pants. I didn't quite make it all the way out of my work clothes.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 3 points4 points ago

I don't drink because of medications (haven't for five years). And I'm naked. Throwing off your curve.... But I'm not sure which way.

[–]Sir4realthistime 2 points3 points ago

Are you nude because of the meds? if so, it's an upward curve.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 0 points1 point ago

Largely. At the time I replied, I was naked because I hadn't gotten up out of bed yet because I was still feeling really worn out/rough and was trying to rest up before my brother and his son arrived to visit for my birthday.

Now I'm wearing straight leg jeans, brown leather shoes, and a black t-shirt (fruit of the loom, 4 pack for $8). Fairly mundane.

I'd like to think I'm not a douchebag. Although I can definitely vouch for the fact that I was a jackass at various times when I was younger.

[–]Sir4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

V-necks bro?

[–]CircumcisedSpine 0 points1 point ago

Sorreh, bra. Crew neck or nothing. And nothing is an option if you're a hot chick.

[–]Sirspreezy89 328 points329 points ago

On the one hand, she is looking classy here and is a pretty woman, but it's like eating at a restaurant after you've worked in the kitchen. The dining room might look pretty, but you know all of it's dirty secrets are in the back.

Plus the whole buttsex thing can't help.

[–]SirTodomanna 136 points137 points ago

Hey now, buttsex can be pretty classy.

[–]Sirspreezy89 169 points170 points ago

Not when it's a large group activity like the rope course at Outward Bound.

[–]SirTodomanna 22 points23 points ago

That is an excellent point.

[–]SirTheRipePunani 11 points12 points ago

Sharing is caring?

[–]zulubanshee 0 points1 point ago

That comment just made my day.

[–]Sirbuttsexanalysis 16 points17 points ago

I can confirm this

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[–]ViperRT10Matt 5 points6 points ago

I think the buttsex could help quite a bit some days.

[–]SirBeau_Vine 0 points1 point ago

But she'd be OK with all that hardcore porn you've watched, so there's that.

[–]brogues1 0 points1 point ago

I really don't like the example with restaurants though..

[–]andy612202 83 points84 points ago

Is it odd that i find her more attractive with clothes on?

[–]Thimble 49 points50 points ago

Most women are. Clothes are designed to accentuate beauty.

[–]Nobilissimusxrelaht 6 points7 points ago

Nope. There's something alluring and mysterious about her when she's dressed up that's missing when she's not.

[–]foley316 11 points12 points ago

Nope because usually what she does with her clothes off is pretty appalling

[–]Sirtexasjoe 153 points154 points ago

I think you mispelled "appealing".

[–]iunnox 3 points4 points ago

Constantly yelling "OH GAWD FUCK ME FUCK THAT DIRTY HOLE" unconvincingly is appealing to you?

[–]ThisBandSucks 54 points55 points ago

The things I've seen that smile do.

[–]Ross42590 15 points16 points ago

I'm still a little disappointed she broke up with Vinny Chase.

[–]SirRedSnt 0 points1 point ago

I thought she did great on that show. A shame they decided her role would be that of a vixen. But I don't know, maybe she decided that's she wanted the role to be portrayed.

[–]Jovial_Gorilla -4 points-3 points ago

She was an atrocity on that show. She speed mumbled through all her lines and her timing was terrible. I know that there is supposed to be a bit of a handicap for porn acting, but she was trying to bring that into HBO. Can't cosign.

[–]djissac 39 points40 points ago

Nice, does she have any nude scenes?

[–]lumberjackmm 36 points37 points ago

he doesn't even know

[–]Ladies Magnetreckl3ss 11 points12 points ago

Well she's a beautiful woman regardless of her job.

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[–]Imtheone457 2 points3 points ago

I wonder how many people use that to talent scout porn stars to watch next

[–]SirAnchupom 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know about Sasha Grey until these comments informed me otherwise, so. I won't be using it for talent scouting yet... But I will.

[–]Sirwootonice 11 points12 points ago

Why does everyone here hate on pornstars so much? They provide a service that most guys on here enjoy for free. Just because she is comfortable (ok very comfortable) with her sexuality, does that give us the right to assume she is less of a classy person than the other women posted in this subreddit? Also, as Ludacris once said, every guy wants "a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed."

[–]iunnox -3 points-2 points ago

I don't think it's porn stars in general, just her. She seems like a massive bitch who thinks she's a lot smarter than she is.

[–]Sir Dr. Duke of Archbishop IIacdcpeon 19 points20 points ago

It is quite unusual to see her with her clothes on. But she looks ravishing regardless.

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[–]SirMisterbert 44 points45 points ago

I would disappoint her so hard.

[–]kosher_prosciutto 38 points39 points ago

Is she beautiful? Of course. Is she smart and witty? Yeah, just watch any interview with her. Is she classy? Well...

[–]SirPraetorianXVIII 23 points24 points ago

IS she smart and witty?

[–]SirSportsfanno1 7 points8 points ago

Well she reads Proust...

[–]minititof 7 points8 points ago

Anybody can read Proust. Understanding it is a different matter.

[–]TTizzle 8 points9 points ago

Apes don't read philosophy! Yes they do, Otto... they just don't understand it!

[–]SisterRayVU 25 points26 points ago

How's pretension going for you?

[–]SirPraetorianXVIII -2 points-1 points ago

but she wouldn't flaunt these things if she wasn't intelligent!!1

[–]NoMomo 57 points58 points ago

Yeah, better knock that pornstar down from her high horse. Who the fuck does she think she is, fucking claiming to read books even though we can clearly see she is a whore and thus not actually intelligent. If she was intelligent she would be an engineer not a whore.

Fucking amirite guise?

[–]hangerbaby 4 points5 points ago

DAE STEM DEGREE?

[–]SirPraetorianXVIII 1 point2 points ago

she's not going to read this post and sleep with you, bro

[–]ArabRedditor 5 points6 points ago

You can be a smart and witty pornstar and people will be more accepting than if you were a celebrity who has done questionable things.

[–]SirAnchupom 10 points11 points ago

Having not known she was a porn actress until the comments informed me thus, I can give an opinion based solely on her appearance in this photo.

Gentlemen, this is a classy image, and is giving me a gentlemanly boner. We downvote otherwise classy women because of unclassy photos, why can't we do the opposite?

[–]mattharvath 10 points11 points ago

You have to give her some credit she is leaving porn behind and going mainstream. Her past will always be there on videos and all over the internet but she is turning it around. Besides how many of you know a girl that is kinky and wild? Maybe an ex-gf or good friend? You can be classy and slutty I have no problem with that. Actually classy on the outside and smutty in bed is how many guys like their women

[–]Nobilissimusxrelaht 2 points3 points ago

Besides how many of you know a girl that is kinky and wild? Maybe an ex-gf or good friend?

Only the lucky ones.

[–]ackmon 4 points5 points ago

Ladyboners as well.. at least according to my SO....

[–]Greendrivers 15 points16 points ago

I don't care that I've seen her do things with cock that turn my stomach, Sasha Grey is a fucking amazing woman. She's cool and smart, and absolutely gorgeous. If you think you're above her because of her past, you're kidding yourself.

[–]theillegaldanish 1 point2 points ago

I'm afraid

[–]nooeh 4 points5 points ago

aren't we supposed to judge these picture by how the person looks in the picture, not by what their vocation is?

[–]Biff_Bam_Boom 2 points3 points ago

Pornstar is more recognized and has considerably more upvotes than any other posts.

Continue on gentlemen.

[–]Jovial_Gorilla 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, fellow gentlemen. Can't cosign with this one, and it's not because of her porn acting history. It's more to do with the fact that when I see her, I can't stop thinking about what an atrocious acting job she did during her cameo on Entourage. Just ruins it for me.

[–]vrefron 2 points3 points ago

Also Girlfriend Experience.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, I really believed her as a lemon stealing harlot in Plugged Holes 7. I think we should check her for lemons. She might be a character actor.

[–]Keltron3030 -1 points0 points ago

That movie was just bad in general

[–]call_me_shiny 1 point2 points ago

Regular boners.

[–]falser 1 point2 points ago

I find her more classy with 4 penises inside her at one time.

[–]BlazePT 0 points1 point ago

I would ask for source, but...

[–]LtCrushass 1 point2 points ago

That girls asshole has seen more spunk than a sperm bank.

[–]the jackanapeFenrirIII[M] 5 points6 points ago

Keep your comments respectful and classy or you will get banned.

[–]SirRedSnt 4 points5 points ago

I'm not that into her, but I love her work. I can't tell if she is acting or not on film, but she comes off as someone that enjoys what she's doing. And I guess she wouldn't still be in the business if she absolutely hated it.

[–]hyperglaze 2 points3 points ago

She quit a year ago.

[–]tazunemono 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, dat look...wow

[–]JonCantTweet 0 points1 point ago

I didn't reconize her at first with all those clothes on

[–]hyperglaze 0 points1 point ago

I saw her dark ambient band a few weeks ago in Krakow. Fucking terrible quality compared to all the other acts.

[–]Gh0stHunt3r -1 points0 points ago

I have always said she was one of those girls that were "too pretty for porn"

[–]iunnox 0 points1 point ago

I guess that makes about 60% of them fall into that category as well.

[–]n99bJedi 0 points1 point ago

i've seen her....somewhere

[–]Levait 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody has seen "I melt with you"? How did she do? I think it's fascinating that she takes the step from doing porn to doing....how can I say it without sounding like a douche? The step from porn to "normal" movies.

Well at the end of the day she is a beautiful woman who knows what she wants.

[–]Cochoz 0 points1 point ago

I know, I know.

[–]SirOGrizzle -1 points0 points ago

Isn't she a porn star?

[–]Program_These 0 points1 point ago

Haha, she does music now.

Not some pop band but an industrial music band.

It's called aTelecine.

Thought that was mildly interesting.

[–]nipplesaurus 0 points1 point ago

She can give you a gentlemen boner AND a full-out boner

[–]xDrSchnugglesx -1 points0 points ago

I feel like shes too beautiful to be allowed to do porn.

[–]iunnox -2 points-1 points ago

Are you kidding? What's so hot about her? Practically every girl I see is hotter than she is.

[–]xDrSchnugglesx 0 points1 point ago

Are you asking me to explain how my brain interprets her as highly attractive? Because I don't think I can do that. I just think she's a very beautiful person.

[–]iunnox -1 points0 points ago

I guess it's just that I think she's rather "ordinary" looking, for lack of a better term.

[–]wudaddy 0 points1 point ago

She is gorgeous but also does big gangbangs so I'm not sure if this fits.

[–]conepuncher420 0 points1 point ago

It's weird to look at that picture while watching her get gang-fucked by 16 guys.

[–]moogoesthecat 0 points1 point ago

The classiest.

[–]Puffy_Ghost 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know pictures of her existed where there weren't at least 3 dicks in the vicinity.

Good find!

[–]aliencorpse 0 points1 point ago

She is just smokin wowza

[–]surilamin -2 points-1 points ago

Nothing gentlemanly about Sahsa Grey.

[–]awelldesignedavocado -3 points-2 points ago

Please don't poison /r/gentlemanboners with pornstars. It starts off with her, then someone else, and before you know it, the front page will be flooded with classy pictures of Redditors' favourite pornstars.

[–]Sirfloofer 0 points1 point ago

I don't agree with this but I did upvote you because I can see where you're coming from. I see this as a "If I had not known who she was" situation. Just because her (previous?) profession was of question, doesn't mean this specific picture of her isn't classy. I don't really understand the argument of

the front page will be flooded with classy pictures of Redditors' favourite pornstars.

just because they are in porn doesn't mean they can't have a classy image. For me at least it's based on a picture by picture basis rather than a person by person basis.

Like I said though, I see where you're coming from and agree to a point about whether an image would be classy or not. I don't think you should be downvoted.

[–]whomeverIwishtobe 0 points1 point ago

I disagree, if I see her and my mind brings up the image of her gagging on a cock the classy goes straight out the window.

[–]SirTo0n1 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand why you are being down voted for your comment. While I do feel there is a place for adult entertainers on Reddit, and while Miss. Sasha Grey is very pretty, I do not believe that she fits the bill for this subreddit.

It was always my take that r/gentlemanboners is a place for pictures of elegant, classy, and remarkable women. Not to say that this particular picture sites not fit that description, however with this subreddit being a small branch of the internet as a whole, and Miss. Grey's professional work being quite... renowned... I feel that such public knowledge influences many peoples perception of her, as that she might not otherwise be classified as being r/gentlemanboners criteria.

This may be an issue for the mods to decide, but my personal feeling is that while she is quite remarkable, Miss. Grey does not fit well here. But this is just my opinion.

[–]skekze 0 points1 point ago

This succubus needs some horns and batwings to go with that devilish look.

[–]SirMrMono1 0 points1 point ago

Devil girls turn me on. I'm all for it.

[–]cbg2113 -4 points-3 points ago

Not gentlemanly at all

[–]Bunyungtung -4 points-3 points ago

Totally unclassy...

[–]somesalvation -2 points-1 points ago

Scumbag boners

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[–]SirMisterxRager -3 points-2 points ago

never thought i would see a pornstar or former pornstar on gentleman boners lol

[–]deanwoods90 0 points1 point ago

Smasher Grey

[–]canthardlywalk -3 points-2 points ago

She will always look like bugs bunny to me.