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[–]outofstep503 118 points119 points ago

Is it just me, or does she also look like a bearded Nicholas Cage? If I had photoshop skillz I'd do the side by side. Someone please help make my thought come to life.

[–]dawrina 101 points102 points ago

[–]soulofgranola 42 points43 points ago

Nah, I don't see it.

[–]chodeys 26 points27 points ago

More like Jake Gyllenhaal

[–]farkinjesus 13 points14 points ago

[–]theJigmeister 2 points3 points ago

He looks an awful lot like Gregory Sporleder in this picture.

[–]dgdrling 8 points9 points ago

I see Ryan Gosling more.

[–]theJigmeister 0 points1 point ago

I was talking about Jake Gyllenhaal.

[–]dgdrling 0 points1 point ago

sorry

[–]cookie_e -3 points-2 points ago

and Kate Walsh xD

[–]gugulo 18 points19 points ago

[–]Phasechange 6 points7 points ago

I clicked the comments while utterly certain that I would find Nic Cage shopped into that pic. Maybe I should stop reading reddit so much.

[–]JasonUncensored 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking Rob Schneider, actually.

[–]mikethemofo -1 points0 points ago

I was here to say this, but as usual Reddit beat me to it!

[–]Blurnanza 1 point2 points ago

exact first thing that popped into my head. reddit has slowly been conditioning my subconscious to expect certain things as of late

[–]IamGoose86 -1 points0 points ago

Ughhh recomment my comment on a repost

[–]cactuspup 0 points1 point ago

I initially thought "high Jake Gyllenhaal"

[–]vidyagames 33 points34 points ago

If the other guy is gay then this may be the first photographic freudian slip

[–]UncleBuckMulligan 4 points5 points ago

Bravo.

[–]TomFawkes 12 points13 points ago

Movember's treating her well.

[–]Yeah-RIght 25 points26 points ago

He kind of in a way looks like Ryan Gosling...

[–]degausser_ 20 points21 points ago

I thought he kind of looked like Jake Gyllenhall.

[–]JimJam127 -1 points0 points ago

I thought he looked like Matthew Lewis

[–]aonghas 0 points1 point ago

Morten Gamst Pedersen anyone?

[–]TheBlackestManAlive -1 points0 points ago

Dude, no. Bradley Cooper.

And that was how 3 Reddit Commentors discovered "The Beautiful Man Gene"

[–]Jas777 5 points6 points ago

I'm glad I'm not alone in that!

[–]Birdslapper 6 points7 points ago

I honestly thought that was Ryan Gosling at first

[–]Sculay -2 points-1 points ago

The girl looks like Nicholas Cage with a jesus beard

[–]Mucky38302 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah Right.

[–]homerjsimpson4 0 points1 point ago

I got more of a Ryan Reynolds vibe.

[–]tits-mchenry -5 points-4 points ago

I don't wanna punch Ryan Gosling in the face, so no.

[–]Anovan 5 points6 points ago

That's what she gets for wearing a goddamn romper.

[–]mytoeislonger 42 points43 points ago

Why didn't this just stay in /r/mildlyinteresting ? That's really all it is.

[–]Potrebno 5 points6 points ago

Can't say but I did find it quite funny so I guess it's well placed.

[–]bnut4 6 points7 points ago

It's way fucking better than all the yahoo answers and Facebook screen grabs that gets recycled on this shit subreddit all day.

[–]mytoeislonger 1 point2 points ago

Instead of recycling Yahoo answers and Facebook, we recycle stupid pictures from smaller subreddits. I think this whole reddit thing is beyond me.

[–]msfettsvette -1 points0 points ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt -5 points-4 points ago

you mean it started there?

motherfucker.

see i came here to post "why is this title following the pleasing /r/mildlyinterestg template, but posted to /r/funny?"

but then i saw your comment, so now i'm axing thee.

y?

[–]Tuna-Fish2 4 points5 points ago

I was going to make a snarky comment about the use of the word "perfect".

But you're right, it's pretty much perfect.

[–]nightingrose 6 points7 points ago

I feel her arm pits are too clean. Someone please put my anxiety to rest.

[–]Rikicarvu 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, dark shadows always :(

[–]Geek-Works 1 point2 points ago

She had to shave those bad boys for the club! They are super clean though....maybe she nairs them OR

http://www.trytrialaser.com/?gclid=CLH1lJWj1bMCFQmmPAodEm8AKQ

[–]ZippyDan 2 points3 points ago

IS THIS REAL

[–]ImBen 3 points4 points ago

Small world. That club is where i live. It's things like this internet.

[–]spaghetti_hoops 0 points1 point ago

They're a small chain of nightclubs.

[–]wanderingtroglodyte 0 points1 point ago

You live in a club?

[–]turdburger 3 points4 points ago

Anyone else wonder where fapping to this leaves you? Just me? Oh.

[–]ravibkjoshi 3 points4 points ago

It's always more than mildly interesting with you guys. You want mildly interesting? The fattest twins in the world weighed 750 lbs each.

[–]Hyperian 1 point2 points ago

she wins movember

[–]DatKidGuy -1 points0 points ago

Twist: its actually nicolas cage dressed as a woman and participating in no shave november

[–]just1questionea 0 points1 point ago

Good lord!

[–]tttt0tttt 1 point2 points ago

Maybe she is a bearded lady.

[–]onlyforupvotes 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure that's not her real beard?

[–]JmacNutSac 0 points1 point ago

Jesus!

[–]gtownbingo99 1 point2 points ago

Would still sex.

[–]OMG_FRIED_CHICKEN 0 points1 point ago

I think she really looks like Steve Carell.

[–]whatsweirdis 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because of how horrified she's going to be knowing this image is on the interwebs.

[–]johnnynutman 0 points1 point ago

so it mildly interesting or funny? make up your mind, reddit.

[–]Jay180 1 point2 points ago

Mildly funny.

[–]FaultyBasil 0 points1 point ago

Nick cage?

[–]throwawyboner -1 points0 points ago

10/10 Would still bang

[–]randombabble 0 points1 point ago

Twist: Its just 2 gay men in the photo

[–]HotasHades 0 points1 point ago

Andy Warhol would call that art, my friend.

[–]daeth 0 points1 point ago

Is that Kye Sones?

[–]wordaddict 0 points1 point ago

I have had many a drunken night in that club and I think I recognise the girl, though I cant tell cos she looks rather different with a beard..

[–]rampagsniper 0 points1 point ago

That's scary

[–]Clay_Statue 0 points1 point ago

Why is that man skipping with the drag wearing hipster?

[–]ZacUAX 0 points1 point ago

Hair beard? As opposed to what kind of beard?

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 0 points1 point ago

You mean her beard formed a perfectly good set of hair.

[–]babyshanks 1 point2 points ago

I actually know both of these people. Interestingly enough I didn't know that they know each other.. So there you go.

[–]compromised_account -1 points0 points ago

There you go!! right!? Also, cindy, the woman on the right, has been dating timothy for years!

[–]WalrusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

Oh god now /r/funny knows about /r/mildyinteresting

[–]sethnator 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ she's Jesus

[–]philloran 0 points1 point ago

Jesus she's Christ Jesus

[–]DoxBox 1 point2 points ago

I could only describe the beard as 'glorious'.

[–]RefineryP00C 1 point2 points ago

The guy would fit in /r/malefashionadvice

[–]mastrkief 1 point2 points ago

James Harden eat your heart out.

[–]sm0kie420 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]Frakk4d 1 point2 points ago

Ah Lava/Ignite. One of Edinburgh's classiest establishments.

[–]Elliottism 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna say, we have one in Bournemouth as well. Must be a chain.

[–]ell595 2 points3 points ago

Yep, one here in Preston too.

[–]Elliottism 0 points1 point ago

http://www.lavaignite.com

Burnley/Oxford/Preston/Bournemouth

TIL.

[–]Frakk4d 0 points1 point ago

TIL

[–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point ago

is that Jake GYllenenenenhaul

fuck that last name

[–]affenlehrer 0 points1 point ago

Perfect Herbert!

[–]offitcock 0 points1 point ago

the girl on the left or the girl on the right??

[–]moojah 0 points1 point ago

The Messiah is among us!

[–]HeartOverHead -1 points0 points ago

Don't post it unless her dress comes up.

[–]Oneill95 0 points1 point ago

Is that Kye from xfactor uk?

[–]R-S 0 points1 point ago

That chick's hair isn't long enough to form a beard... also that vest, wtf?

[–]SterFry87 0 points1 point ago

The dimensions of the hair and the timing really were perfect. I doubt the girl and taker of the photo could do that again if they tried a thousand times.

[–]McLooms 0 points1 point ago

EZFAP

[–]shiv4m 0 points1 point ago

Jesus H. Christ?

[–]TheSigma3 0 points1 point ago

Woo that clubs in my city, its now closed though :(

[–]spaessken 0 points1 point ago

Jumping up, a girl turns to a man and a man turns to a girl. I think we are on to something here Reddit...

[–]SGSPSC -1 points0 points ago

repost....

[–]ryamminumber1 1 point2 points ago

Link to original?

[–]EdJim 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't r/mildlyinteresting exist so I don't have to see this stupid shit? Just leave it there.

[–]23_ 0 points1 point ago

How do you know that's not a real beard? A hair beard is exactly what she wants you to think.

[–]negativ_karma_holder 0 points1 point ago

I asked girl that I would give her fifty bucks if she glued her pubic hair to her face. She began to cry and tried to run away but couldn't because she hadn't developed the skeletal or muscle strength to run yet since she was 2.

[–]NotPhilipJFrey 0 points1 point ago

Why is it a "hair beard?" Beards aren't normally made of hair?

[–]maddox44 0 points1 point ago

For a second I thought this was a poorly done face-swap

[–]BongGyver 0 points1 point ago

I... I actually know these 2. I'm going to their wedding soon.

[–]Lunux 0 points1 point ago

Jesus said he would return someday. He never said he wouldn't return with boobs.

[–]fancydad 0 points1 point ago

Jesus?

[–]ymahaguy3388 0 points1 point ago

And the guy turned in to Jake Gyllenhall

[–]x0blivii 0 points1 point ago

She looks like nicolas cage.

[–]kleptobismol 0 points1 point ago

what an unfortunate looking couple

[–]Camplify 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when you find out that she actually indeed has a beard like that.

[–]RowBoatsInDisguise 1 point2 points ago

I don't want to seem judgmental, but judging on how camp that guy looks, I'd agree that she's a perfect beard.

[–]HopsecutionerIPA 0 points1 point ago

awaiting face swap....

[–]Opiate462 -1 points0 points ago

I photoshopped some teeth into the hair to make it look more like a perfect beard....but we can say it happened naturally if that's what you're into.

[–]popcorncolonel -1 points0 points ago

[–]Nate3714 -1 points0 points ago

Lick the armpit??

[–]chickenfun1 -1 points0 points ago

baberham lincoln

[–]boombird -1 points0 points ago

Not gana lie. She looks pretty handsome with a beard.

[–]fizdup -1 points0 points ago

Having been to this club, I can only assume that they had been trying to unstick themselves from the carpet for a few hours and were pleased at their release.

[–]donquixote235 -1 points0 points ago

Well it makes sense because she is the guy's beard.

[–]XiejaminBen -1 points0 points ago

I thought the title said her hair formed a perfect braid. I'm sorry but comparatively this is much less impressive.

[–]well_shoot 0 points1 point ago

She kinda looks like Nicholas Cage.

[–]irishwanker 0 points1 point ago

It appears to me that someone is taking movember a bit too seriously.

[–]WonderPhil92 1 point2 points ago

Lava Ignite is a club very near to me in Bournemouth, England. Otherwise it's quite a big coincidence.

[–]Nachtraaf 0 points1 point ago

Works out for the gay guy in the picture.

[–]PWNYPWNYPWNY 0 points1 point ago

nicholas cage.

[–]magicaxis 0 points1 point ago

Is this the lava club in bournemouth?

[–]The-Darkest-Knight 0 points1 point ago

That guy is gay as fuck.

[–]ss5gogetunks 0 points1 point ago

Bah, Dwarf women... so hairy. Never can tell them apart from the men.

[–]tango-romeo 0 points1 point ago

I too remember enjoying a good ale and a jig at the local tavern whenst I was a wee lad, back in the days of old!

[–]Y_U_N0 0 points1 point ago

Yay Lava Ignite! The stickiest nightclub in Preston, Lancashire.

[–]DeathTheLast 0 points1 point ago

Somebody do a face swap! :D

[–]wordsarelouder -4 points-3 points ago

Snot just flew out of my nose... it was a physical reaction that I couldn't stop haha