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Someone Recently Posted claiming to be me with my picture and got 3000+ Karma, he lied and I did not currently get back from Afghan. But my dog is still a princess. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Servizio 1712 points1713 points ago

Maybe it was your dog's reddit account?

[–]ramsrgood 872 points873 points ago

well if the dog recently got back from Afghanistan, this story just got even more interesting!

[–]CatamenialPneumoThrx 317 points318 points ago

Ahhh the old....

[–]ZankerH 861 points862 points ago

...reddit kangaroo.

[–]yesiamthankyou2 414 points415 points ago

reddit didjereedoo

[–]blackmajic13 280 points281 points ago

Didgeridoo

FTFY

[–]pip_johnson 179 points180 points ago

I like his way better

[–]yesiamthankyou2 85 points86 points ago

I am ashamed.

[–]blackmajic13 54 points55 points ago

It's okay, all is forgiven, child.

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    [–]sicitur 5 points6 points ago

    I could always give ya the old lickeroo..

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        [–]JewBoySandler 26 points27 points ago

        .... I did not expect that.

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          [–]turkeyllama 147 points148 points ago

          Reddit Switcharoo

          [–]Devdogg 100 points101 points ago

          We aren't doing that anymore, apparently.

          [–]turkeyllama 113 points114 points ago

          Guess not haha, fuck I hate looking stupid on the internet

          [–]Devdogg 66 points67 points ago

          There's worse places to look stupid.

          [–]RevProtocol 20 points21 points ago

          I don't care what anyone says. I will always update appropriate uses of the Reddit Switcharoo.

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            [–]Bohzee 41 points42 points ago

            but...but the traditions! :'(

            [–]VANCe46 3 points4 points ago

            TRADITION!

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                      [–]Fig1024 71 points72 points ago

                      well, whoever did it was certainly a bitch

                      [–]bartrand96 165 points166 points ago

                      HI THIS IS DOG

                      [–]jestacado 25 points26 points ago

                      nooneknowsyoureadogontheinternet.jpg

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                        [–]diabetishead1324 630 points631 points ago

                        If you provide evidence the mods will destroy his account, heck might even get gold out of it.

                        [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 1271 points1272 points ago

                        I gave them evidence, all that happened was they deleted the post. Then when people called him out for it he claimed I was a friend, yet I've never met the fellow in my life.

                        [–]itaintdatbad 485 points486 points ago

                        I bet that guy feels like a true asshole.

                        [–]HahahahaWaitWhat 1109 points1110 points ago

                        The world would be a much different place if assholes went around feeling like assholes.

                        [–]WhitestKidYouKnow 107 points108 points ago

                        or if assholes just had a giant downvote floating above their head in real life, then it'd be easy to avoid them.

                        [–]MarvinTheAndroid42 52 points53 points ago

                        We'd still be called the blue planet. Your dreams of orange cities are hopeful, but sadly not true.

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                          [–]Terr_ 140 points141 points ago

                          Yeah: It's something of an oxymoron, but true assholes never "feel like true assholes". That's what makes them assholes.

                          [–]HahahahaWaitWhat 82 points83 points ago

                          That's ... pretty much what I was getting at. Thanks for restating it though :)

                          [–]yesiamthankyou2 90 points91 points ago

                          The best advice is stated twice,

                          But stating thrice: ain't nobody got time for that.

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                            [–]oakydoke 35 points36 points ago

                            It wouldn't be an oxymoron in any case. You're thinking of a paradox.

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                                [–]durianno 33 points34 points ago

                                I bet he doesn't.

                                You know - 'cause he's an asshole.

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                                  [–]KingContext 112 points113 points ago

                                  The guy was /u/Unforgiven13 by the way. He/she has been silent since your comment in their thread.

                                  Posts about this incident:

                                  [–]orestes9 73 points74 points ago

                                  holy shit did people run a downvote train on that guy.

                                  [–]memeaddictedchick 31 points32 points ago

                                  He's gonna end up like that guy who lied about having cancer.

                                  [–]dehydratedpink 25 points26 points ago

                                  well on the upside that guy didn't have cancer.

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                                    [–]TheFarting1 3 points4 points ago

                                    Redditor for 8 months, and he destroyed it all with one post.

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                                        [–]ferdogo 10 points11 points ago

                                        Forget Stolen Valor. Stolen Karma!

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                                          [–]6040 49 points50 points ago

                                          Mods can't destroy accounts. Admins can, but I'm not sure this is an account-destroying offense.

                                          [–]im_not_lying_i_swear 135 points136 points ago

                                          If "lying on Reddit to get karma" was a ban-able offense, we'd have already run out of usernames.

                                          [–]infrikinfix 24 points25 points ago

                                          If I had a dime for every time I lied on reddit I would be a guerilla marketing firm.

                                          [–]FallenWind 12 points13 points ago

                                          Im not sure. You could be lying.

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                                            [–]The_Book_Of_Reddit 17 points18 points ago

                                            Lo the Reddits were known to all for its reach was limitless bound not by sea nor sky, and so there were many who sought to be embraced by those in communion with the Reddits for they would be rewarded with the Karma for that which was seen as good.

                                            Yea this would bring about much consternation for while the Karma encouraged that which was good it drove others to grave falsehoods, for it was this that brought unforgiven13 to post that which he was not, and the Reddit did share its Karma unto them.

                                            Verily FrogGoesRibbit did come unto all and revealed that this was all falsehood for it were they that were of unforgiven13's post and the Reddits did cry vengeance against unforgiven13 for they were that which Reddit did despise.

                                            Yea diabetishead1324 did call out for the mods to destroy unforgiven13 and to tear him asunder from the very face of the Reddits, yet this was beyond the mods for they were those who would safeguard, only the admins wielded that most terrible of powers which they reserved only for those who were most deserving.

                                            And so it was that all was as it is usually and the Reddits continued on its course to its destiny uninterrupted”

                                              --The Book of Reddit Chp 92, pg 1503 “The reserved right of the Admins.”

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                                                [–]cormega 2047 points2048 points ago

                                                If it's any consolation OP, karma is worthless.

                                                [–]Einchy 293 points294 points ago

                                                Look at OP's karma, doesn't look like he cares about it. I think it's fairly obvious that he doesn't want some dickwad pretending to be him on Reddit.

                                                [–]lethargicwalrus 155 points156 points ago

                                                Impersonating someone in the military is such a dick move.

                                                [–]JiForce 134 points135 points ago

                                                Impersonating people is pretty dickish in general, I think.

                                                [–]Ptiller 18 points19 points ago

                                                But somehow, at the same time, it is the highest form of flattery.

                                                [–]praisecarcinoma 21 points22 points ago

                                                Every person who has experienced identity theft shouldn't feel victimized, they should feel flattered!

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                                                  [–]greyduk 34 points35 points ago

                                                  impersonating someone in the military is such a dick move. ftfy

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                                                      [–]shun-16 2445 points2446 points ago

                                                      But for every 1000 my wife will touch my penis. There's value!

                                                      edit: all my most successful posts on here are about my dick... I guess I found my niche. Thanks friends for the support shown for my penis, my wife said "dios mio" and shook her head when she saw this, her hand is going to be sore but she will use that tireless South American work ethic and soldier through it. Sorry to the dude and his dog whose thread was taken over by attention to my dick, thanks for fighting for my dick's freedom bro.

                                                      [–]aconcernedconsumer 910 points911 points ago

                                                      How could I not upvote after that? How could I not upvote hope?

                                                      Karma makes the world go round.

                                                      [–]shun-16 1233 points1234 points ago

                                                      Thank you, I will shout your name as I climax next time.

                                                      [–]grannysquirt 538 points539 points ago

                                                      me too please!

                                                      upvoted you twice, don't let me down man

                                                      [–]seanbear 528 points529 points ago

                                                      I really want him to shout grannysquirt next time he climaxes.

                                                      [–]learningcalligraphy 375 points376 points ago

                                                      Me too

                                                      [–]ferret_fan 60 points61 points ago

                                                      Should I be afraid to click that? I've learned to be wary around here.

                                                      [–]sumoshart 68 points69 points ago

                                                      It is safe. Also, fuckin funny.

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                                                        [–]Sounwave 34 points35 points ago

                                                        This is impressive.

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                                                          [–]slyg 100 points101 points ago

                                                          aconcernedconsumer is a mouth full of a name

                                                          [–]gerter1 81 points82 points ago

                                                          That's what she said.

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                                                            [–]cattdaddy 37 points38 points ago

                                                            Audio, or it didn't happen.

                                                            [–]lethargicwalrus 25 points26 points ago

                                                            OP must deliver.

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                                                              [–]Kode47 21 points22 points ago

                                                              I will shout your name as I climax nex... actually maybe not. Sorry Grannysquirt.

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                                                                [–]zmansman17 178 points179 points ago

                                                                Sometimes, the world can be unfair OP.

                                                                [–]bartrand96 98 points99 points ago

                                                                cringe

                                                                [–]zmansman17 47 points48 points ago

                                                                Are you going to be OK?

                                                                [–]lethargicwalrus 37 points38 points ago

                                                                I think he's down.

                                                                [–]zmansman17 99 points100 points ago

                                                                http://imgur.com/uF91G

                                                                [–]polkadotbot 24 points25 points ago

                                                                Beary terrible

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                                                                    [–]Monochromatico 28 points29 points ago

                                                                    who.. what kind of monster would do that..?

                                                                    the crust is the best part..

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                                                                      [–]LooksDelicious 62 points63 points ago

                                                                      Ugghh ACONCERNEDCONSUMER!

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                                                                          [–]albinobluesheep 30 points31 points ago

                                                                          Depends, comment karma, or link karma? If it's link karma, god help you

                                                                          [–]Garizondyly 25 points26 points ago

                                                                          Touch it ya'self, ya' greedy basta'd!

                                                                          [–]HairlessSasquatch 24 points25 points ago

                                                                          Comment or link? cause I've got close to 20k comment. ....That's 20 times your wife would touch my willy

                                                                          [–]SuperKingBender 10 points11 points ago

                                                                          you married your hand?

                                                                          [–]lisabadcat 21 points22 points ago

                                                                          Send her over, I've got 50k to spend.

                                                                          [–]DorkJedi 4 points5 points ago

                                                                          wow. 2.5 penis touches from one post.

                                                                          [–]bq909 10 points11 points ago

                                                                          Every 1000 points counts for about half a point on the 1-10 hotness scale. Once I get a few thousand more ill get my penis touched ALL the time

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                                                                            [–]sally_rotten_crotch 95 points96 points ago

                                                                            Meaningless Internet points are going to put my kids through college

                                                                            [–]PhanOfAndrew 40 points41 points ago

                                                                            Meaningless internet points make allows me to use, "I'm kinda a big deal on the internet" pick up line. Not working yet though.

                                                                            [–]Kode47 24 points25 points ago

                                                                            I'm a broke college student, please spare me some karma.

                                                                            [–]Jiggy11 16 points17 points ago

                                                                            http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20296374.jpg

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                                                                              [–]ArchangelPT 59 points60 points ago

                                                                              Lets deviate a bit from the circle jerk shall we?

                                                                              It's not worthless, it gives a strange sense of fulfillment and belonging. Discuss.

                                                                              [–]IAmtheHullabaloo 31 points32 points ago

                                                                              Perhaps the word you are looking for is 'validation'.

                                                                              [–]jeffk47 55 points56 points ago

                                                                              BOOOOO intellectual thoughts

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                                                                                [–]Ivoirians 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                Didn't you know, you can trade it in for gold now at your local karma redemption center?

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                                                                                  [–]santa167 271 points272 points ago

                                                                                  You should take /u/Unforgiven13 to /r/karmacourt for fraud! Justice must be served. Sweet, sweet justice.

                                                                                  [–]pac212 152 points153 points ago

                                                                                  Holy christ his karma has been absolutely destroyed, -80 point at least on each comment.

                                                                                  [–]tahlialouise 95 points96 points ago

                                                                                  Sweet justice.

                                                                                  [–]peejster21 81 points82 points ago

                                                                                  I may or may not have just downvoted the last several pages of his posts.

                                                                                  [–]denyall 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                  You know that down voting on a users profile does nothing right?

                                                                                  [–]football_sucks 60 points61 points ago

                                                                                  and then I found this little gold star link beneath his comment karma and I clicked it to report him! Apparently it costs money to report but i did it anyway, for justice!

                                                                                  [–]I_am_ME_ama 49 points50 points ago

                                                                                  It's not about the down votes, it's about the message.

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                                                                                      [–]KyraShangea 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                      Guess you could say he's... -sunglasses- unforgiven.

                                                                                      I'm sorry. I know I suck.

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                                                                                        [–]blackhawk465 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                        That's sweet. Where you put /u/Unforgiven13 the RES tag I have for him comes up as well.

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                                                                                          [–]Obvious0ne 385 points386 points ago

                                                                                          What are you doing with my dog!?!

                                                                                          [–]tacobell200 151 points152 points ago

                                                                                          What are you doing asking what he's doing with MY dog!?!

                                                                                          [–]aconcernedconsumer 257 points258 points ago

                                                                                          Colby2012. Never forget.

                                                                                          [–]DeusMexMachina 178 points179 points ago

                                                                                          No one could ever forget Colby's sweet sweet dog ass.

                                                                                          [–]tanzorbarbarian 184 points185 points ago

                                                                                          Literally every thread. It's impossible to escape.

                                                                                          [–]aldude3 128 points129 points ago

                                                                                          Today you... Tomorrow me.

                                                                                          [–]theshedres 51 points52 points ago

                                                                                          You stop it

                                                                                          [–]workroom 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                          well you're not a very jolly rancher are you...

                                                                                          [–]bartrand96 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                          No, but I do love doritos.

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                                                                                                [–]Summon_Jet_Truck 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                I've seen threads where it wasn't mentioned.

                                                                                                [–]Ricekrisper 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                Only one I found without Colby

                                                                                                [–]tanzorbarbarian 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                That is really, really, really cool. I'm so happy for you.

                                                                                                It's not every day that you completely lose a sense of humor.

                                                                                                [–]supahmanv2 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                The fact that this is noteworthy at all is a serious issue.

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                                                                                                      [–]EDGY_ALL_CAPS_NAME 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                      Nobody's forgetting that.

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                                                                                                          [–]bigfig 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                          Apropos

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                                                                                                            [–]turbie 102 points103 points ago

                                                                                                            Do you know who did it? Or have an idea who did it?

                                                                                                            [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 187 points188 points ago

                                                                                                            It was someone from d2jsp.org Had my picture in the gallery there.

                                                                                                            [–]turbie 87 points88 points ago

                                                                                                            In that case, did you tag them in RES so you can call them out every time you see them post, so we all know?

                                                                                                            [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 155 points156 points ago

                                                                                                            RES? I'm sorry, I'm a bit knew to this. :D I normally just lurk reddit.

                                                                                                            [–]turbie 107 points108 points ago

                                                                                                            This makes reddit so much better! Tagging is my favorite part of it. Next to someones user name is a little tag icon and you can tag them as something or other, then whenever you come across them you see their tag. I tag people who are caught lying, being jerks, or if someone with interesting facts about them.

                                                                                                            http://redditenhancementsuite.com/

                                                                                                            [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 161 points162 points ago

                                                                                                            Well, if you would like to tag them his username was Unforgiven13 :D And thanks for link!

                                                                                                            [–]TCzelusniak 170 points171 points ago

                                                                                                            Link for the lazy, who also want to condemn the man, but alas are to lazy

                                                                                                            [–]klexen 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                                            He shall be tagged as "Downvote Everything Posted Guy"

                                                                                                            [–]munoodle 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                                            "asshole, please downvote"

                                                                                                            because I need to be polite to myself

                                                                                                            [–]SoberIRL 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                            From his history:

                                                                                                            Repost #7

                                                                                                            How fitting that the worst karma whores and repost sluts are often those that complain about the very same. Fuck this twat.

                                                                                                            *his posts are generally inane, trite shit anyway. Reddit would be better without them. NUFF SAID.

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                                                                                                              [–]eykei 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                              Tagging him now...

                                                                                                              [–]amputeenager 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                              I tagged him as 'picture stealing dickface'

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                                                                                                                [–]Dr_Corndog 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                                I will be spending my night refreshing this and watching his karma decrease.

                                                                                                                [–]yesiamthankyou2 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                He is going to be rather taken aback when he gets on tonight...

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                                                                                                                  [–]Jungle2266 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                  Oh man, it's the dick who lied about his 'friend' making that cartoon. Karma Whore of the worst kind. You know what to do boys.

                                                                                                                  [–]LookInTheDog 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                  zjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzjzj

                                                                                                                  edit: anyone else showing all his posts still around 1 vote total score? Like the upvotes are going up along with the downvotes...

                                                                                                                  [–]Houshalter 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                                                  I think you have to actually go to the comment to downvote it, I don't think downvotes count from the user's page (because people would sometimes just go to someone's account and downvote everything just to piss them off or whatever.)

                                                                                                                  Disclaimer: this is just something someone told me, I don't know if it's true and haven't tested it.

                                                                                                                  EDIT: This has been confirmed. Here everybody, take a pitchfork:

                                                                                                                  ───ϵ

                                                                                                                  ───ϵ

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                                                                                                                  [–]HostileDomination 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                  You do indeed need to go to the actual thread page to have your downvote count. Otherwise, an angry Reddit mob could decide they don't like you, hit your userpage and suddenly every innocuous post you made in your favorite /r/tvshow or whatever subreddit is below threshhold, and you have to wait 10 minutes between posts.

                                                                                                                  [–]PhedreRachelle 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                  So what happened? They're all in the crazy negative for me, Did everyone in the last hour just go through all his posts and then to the link they were posted in?

                                                                                                                  Also I had a reddit epiphany - posting not OC is like a crime. You know people get destroyed when caught, but some people risk it anyways

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                                                                                                                    [–]Summon_Jet_Truck 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                    FWIW I've heard that downvoting comments from the user page doesn't actually do anything.

                                                                                                                    Supposedly.

                                                                                                                    [–]ifoundharrie 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                    Dang... I just spent 5 minutes doing just that

                                                                                                                    [–]ffflareon 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                    He got to -96 before I got to the archives.

                                                                                                                    My job here is done.

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                                                                                                                      [–]grammar_soviet 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                      I'll sharpen the pitchforks...

                                                                                                                      [–]DarknessFallsOverUs 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                      /u/Unforgiven13 is easier.

                                                                                                                      [–]bigsesh1019 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                      All of this guys posts are about to/in process of being downvoted to oblivion. Can't say i'm not satisfied if this is all actually true as OP said. Military members are one of the few types of people that pretty much automatically have my respect.

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                                                                                                                        [–]emjjj 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                        hahaha oh shit; downvote police have gone postal on this guy.

                                                                                                                        [–]legitligget95 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                        I did what I had to do

                                                                                                                        [–]turbie 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                        No Problem!

                                                                                                                        [–]Maarek 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                        Lol dude just got a down vote shit storm.

                                                                                                                        [–]theshamespearofhurt 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                        I wen't to his profile and down voted every post I could

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                                                                                                                          [–]Ragnarokt 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                                                          I love my Reddit Enhancement Suite because Reddit Enhancement Suite makes browsing Reddit so much easier! thanks Reddit Enhancement Suite

                                                                                                                          [–]DemonicPoots 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                          As a lurker, I appreciate this tip. I just installed RES and have already tagged that "swedish-guy" below with the tag of "Asshole".

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                                                                                                                                [–]SgtSama 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                d2jsp. Haven't heard THAT in a while. Glad to know it's still going.

                                                                                                                                [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                                                Yep, still going strong actually. :D And a big diablo 2 player base still, too. Though I just lurk and troll on there anymore.

                                                                                                                                [–]Whytefang 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                Oh Jesus, D2jsp. I remember that place. shivers

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                                                                                                                                    [–]soggit 39 points40 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Tomorrow: "Two people recently lied claiming they were me. Here is me and my dog Ralph."

                                                                                                                                    [–]BardivanGeeves 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                                    TWIST, same person still lying

                                                                                                                                    [–]kingofbigmac 116 points117 points ago

                                                                                                                                    How do we know you're not lying?

                                                                                                                                    [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 264 points265 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Well, I sent proof to many people. And to the mods to get the post that was made deleted. Since it wasn't me.

                                                                                                                                    [–]st_basterd 212 points213 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Take a picture now and post it. Preferably with your shoe on your head, for proof.

                                                                                                                                    [–]st1dge 127 points128 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Put the dog on your head.

                                                                                                                                    [–]bg-j38 70 points71 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Dog on head. Shoe on dog's head. Actually if you can factor a cat in there that will help your chances. This is reddit after all.

                                                                                                                                    Actually just post some cat pictures please.

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                                                                                                                                      [–]derpbynature 77 points78 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Sharpie in pooper.

                                                                                                                                      [–]RyanDP 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                      And maybe with a mirror. So that we don't get into this shit again.

                                                                                                                                      [–]notthatshort 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Naked

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                                                                                                                                        [–]iquizzle 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Whenever I see picture posts that say "I did this..." or "Check out what my cousin...", I almost always assume OP is lying. Thanks for confirming my suspicions. :)

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                                                                                                                                          [–]NotTimHeidecker 71 points72 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Whoa, OP, what's that dark patch of skin on your arm? Looks like of like a mole, but not how it should look like. I'm not a doctor, but I was going to through my health book the other day and this looks like melanoma.

                                                                                                                                          [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 191 points192 points ago

                                                                                                                                          It's been looked at, it's a birth mark but it needs to be removed. It's cancerous apparently.

                                                                                                                                          [–]DPSXL12 220 points221 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Well that escalated quickly.

                                                                                                                                          [–]Mkillion 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                                                          I hope you accidentally a word.

                                                                                                                                          [–]SBDD 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                          You should get on that... My friend was in the Marines and while on deployment, they biopsied a curious birthmark on the back of his head. The diagnosis came back cancerous. That was March 2007. He died in October 2008 when the melanoma spread to his lymph nodes after a very long battle. He was 23. Don't wait too long.

                                                                                                                                          [–]PenelopePeril 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                          A soldier with cancer and a cute doggie? If you cared about karma you could have all of it.

                                                                                                                                          [–]Generic_Name_82 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Oh, cripes. Good luck with that!

                                                                                                                                          [–]Harakou 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                          A cancerous... birth mark? Is that possible?

                                                                                                                                          [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                          I'm not sure. Was first told it's a birthmark when I was younger, then military docs told me it was cancerous?

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                                                                                                                                                [–]bigfig 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                                                That dog's hug is worth more than any fictional Karma. You are waaay ahead of the game here.

                                                                                                                                                [–]startwithaguess 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Here, have the upvote that I gave the other guy

                                                                                                                                                [–]NewteN[!] 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Welp, I'll go dig up my pitchfork.

                                                                                                                                                [–]FrogGoesRibbit[S] 68 points69 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Here is where it started actually, he messaged me saying he wanted to post a picture of me, I said sure. When he sent me the link he wanted me to let him act like he was me.

                                                                                                                                                He got my picture from d2jsp.org I asked him to take it down, he said yes and kept it up. I had to get a mod to take down the post. But anyway, here is a s/s of the messages from him. I can post a pic of myself and my dog for proof if you all wish. :D

                                                                                                                                                And thanks to the people for the nice messages! :D http://i.imgur.com/L6Z8o.png

                                                                                                                                                [–]starryeyedq 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Ugh... That "good sir". Ruffles me every time o_O

                                                                                                                                                That's so silly. Cute doggy tho:) I hope your stay safe during your time in Afghanistan when you DO head out (I saw you mention that you'll be heading there soon).

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                                                                                                                                                  [–]Spazzedguy 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/Pt0D8.jpg

                                                                                                                                                  Motherfucking Unforgiven

                                                                                                                                                  [–]MrFeelBadButtHurt 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  Reddit can be so stupid and infuriating sometimes

                                                                                                                                                  [–]MrZipar 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  This is the worst identity theft. One where they take your karma.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]jqrd4n 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/137nkz/just_got_home_from_afghanistan/

                                                                                                                                                  [–]Duplicate_Pie 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  If no one has said or done this yet, may I suggest a link to this guy so we can get a little justice and properly take that karma back?

                                                                                                                                                  [–]chomponit 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  how do we know you're not lying, deliver some proof OP

                                                                                                                                                  [–]intenselikecamping 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  What if the real person is actually the guy that posted this picture a few days ago and THIS guy isn't the real person? :O

                                                                                                                                                  [–]murphzlaw1 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  did you call the Karma Fraud department?

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                                                                                                                                                  [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  I hate to be a doubter, but can you post proof here?

                                                                                                                                                  [–]apostrophie 303 points304 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  Preferably without a shirt.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]Arienna 99 points100 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  I would also like to see this... proof.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]northern_belle 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  ...for science

                                                                                                                                                  [–]PJTierney2003 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  ...you monster.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]HahahahaWaitWhat 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  And people say karma is worthless! It's about to get this guy laid!

                                                                                                                                                  [–]thepulloutmethod 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  By whom? Some random person on reddit?

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                                                                                                                                                        [–]EvilFish89 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        I don't understand why, but someone else copy-pasted this to r/aww.

                                                                                                                                                        http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/13btzo/someone_recently_posted_claiming_to_be_me_with_my/

                                                                                                                                                        [–]torreneastoria 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        Epic Karma whore

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                                                                                                                                                          [–]Heitzzz 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Damnit, lets get this man 6000 Karma.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]iuoll 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          How did he get your picture??

                                                                                                                                                          [–]Cog_Sci_90 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Link to that guy's user page

                                                                                                                                                          [–]Chelonia_mydas 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Greedy. Here's another comment just so your box has some color:) Cute pup!

                                                                                                                                                          [–]paul3720 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Would that be felony karma theft, or is 3000 still a misdemeanor?

                                                                                                                                                          [–]Kinglink 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Dear Op, so we've heard the fake story, what's your story?

                                                                                                                                                          [–]tossmeoff 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          So, someone actually did it? They went on the internet and lied?

                                                                                                                                                          [–]cuda123 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          The man who stole OPs picture is called unforgivable13 .

                                                                                                                                                          [–]arwelsh 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          You and the other guy should have a verify showdown.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]Senor_Wilson 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          What if this guy is lying and the first guy is actually the guy and this guy is getting karma by saying he's the guy that the other guy said he was. wat

                                                                                                                                                          [–]prack100 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          http://imgur.com/fJxQ7

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