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[–]CommandrKeen 12 points13 points ago

Fucking fuck punchlines everywhere and it's a repost from 5 hours ago. EVERYONE KILL HIM http://i.imgur.com/HlqQM.gif

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
"We make a mean team my Adidas and me..." 16coms 120pts 5hrs WTF
I hope she finds whatever she's dropped.. 4coms 5pts 8dys funny
I hope she washed her hands after they finished. 13coms 57pts 6mos funny
I hope she washed her hands after they finished. 398coms 1373pts 8mos funny
Nothing says love like a bar bathroom. [saved this just for my cakeday] 19coms 76pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ElDagger 5 points6 points ago

I can't stop thinking about her putting her hands on that germ caked toilet ground.

[–]Not_A_Black_Person 3 points4 points ago

yes you can. believe in yourself.

[–]Onelife11 10 points11 points ago

You put the punchline in the title... Isn't there huge red fucking letters before you post that says DON'T PUT THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE? You are a shit OP.

[–]boundlessbird20 1 point2 points ago

...I still liked it.

[–]Euqirne 0 points1 point ago

With his pants off.

[–]mcon96 0 points1 point ago

Probably looking for his belt

[–]omaroao 0 points1 point ago

Where's the punchline? Oh right in the title. At least get it right reposter...

[–]ConstipatedNinja 0 points1 point ago

Smart thinking, guy! Dropping those pants will keep you more nimble.